Things You Just Don't Care About

1. What other people are ordering at the restaurant. I don't care.

2. Waving my hands in the air.

3. Care Bears (there is an internet community for this, right?)

4. The Jimmy Saville thing that's going on at the moment. I don't care, sorry.

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

Does mean I'm less fit than I should be probably though. Used to dance quite frequently until I moved too far out of town to get home easily from wahtever clubs

I think I have a thing in my brain that just tunes out sport talk the moment it happens. If sport comes up in conversation or on telly all I hear is "blahblahblahblah" MAybe if I didn't have this handy cerebral device I might learn something, but sadly it's there to stay.

music criticism.

5. new radiohead album announced

ill-informed opinions, maybe just opinions
fashion
other people's private lives
most TV
superhero movies

sorry, that was 6-10

there's loads more tbh

11. whether something is real
12. what genre something belongs to

13. what a work of art is about

14. the Beatles and its members

who is president (unless eric b)

16. whether somebody used an apostrophe correctly

17. Straight White Dudes and their Straight White Dude problems.

18.

19. king and queen of country-x visiting your city soon

20. martin scorsese working on several potential future projects with leonardo dicaprio

21. Justin Bieber being sick on stage

22. best chocolate-covered wafer

23. record charts

24. relatively distant family member is having a baby. a babay!

25. what's in fashion

26. this thread

27. meta

28. whining

29. your cynical opinion

30. awesome lifestyle pictures you took with your expensive camera

31. dating website horror stories

32. grizzly bear not rich enough

lolled for truth

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

34. "Why do YOU care?"

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

38. twitter

So?

39. giraffes

that's just wrong

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

european football

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

42. foreigners diving

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

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43. Any of this shit.

44. Any of your shit.

45. what goes on a pizza

46. online gaming

Blaze Pizza is doing a "Pi day" special where their pizzas are $3.14.

in addition, Blaze Bayley is willing to attempt to sing "Aces HIgh" for $3.14.

ngl, that'd be awesome.

xp

If it were a day to celebrate Proto-Indo-European - the hypothetical language postulated by linguists as an ancestor to many of our contemporary languages? Maybe

Not this lot though, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange

pi day is 314 day, which is the STL zip code

for better or worse, this is more interesting than pi day

Happy 314 Day! Tell me you’re so St. Louis without telling you’re so St. Louis ⬇️

I’ll start: pic.twitter.com/ZNMVPgbMt8

— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) March 14, 2021

for $3.14 I will throw up a ST Louis styled pizza

welcome to STL! the barf pile is over there

Hah, I am from St. Louis and my parents live in Cori Bush's district.

St. Louis-style pizza (like the Imo's shown) is... not my thing. Some people in my family enjoy it as an ironic/nostalgic guilty pleasure but... no thanks.

Ditch the White Castle for Steak & Shake and we'll talk.

i barfed in a steak & shake bathroom once! this was back in the time when i would do things like eat shrooms and go to steak and shake and order only cheese fries

yeesh that picture is not appetizing

Coulda gone with a Schlafly and some fried ravioli. Pork steaks.

toasted ravioli is good

I can't work out what that is in front of the vess - iceberg lettuce and chicken on plain white bread?

NFTs

Damn, you beat me to it. It’s like every two weeks the toxic cyber dude-o-sphere comes up with another annoying pointless stupid concept that becomes the most important thing on the internet for like 3 days

every time this thread is revived I know what it’s gonna be about before I read it lol

It’s probably blowing up more than usual around here because I keep bringing it up all over the place and getting in fights with libertarian cryptoteens on Twitter, which probably has the effect of making it more prominent in the feeds of ilxors who made the terrible choice to follow me. This is basically my fault is what I’m saying. I oppose crypto because I worship the petrodollar.

maybe that’s the point hmmmm *sinks back into lemon haze*

xp to myself

No Karl unfortunately it’s everywhere, just like fuckin GameStop was

i don't even own a GameStop

i mean, you either buy into NFTs or you worship the petrodollar

T/S: cryptoteens vs petroteens

I worship the petrodollar

Quebec's so-called Fête nationale. Or any other openly nationalist holiday for that matter.

the snyder cut or zack snyder or his landfill output or the fucking mcu. actually i do care in that i would like to be made un-aware of it.

i actually want to have the film unmade.

#unreleasethesnydercut

#unrelease is a great word

Acai bowls

lol I irrationally hate açaí bowls

h8 superfood trends

I don't have the passion of hate, just complete indifference. I'm not even sure what they are, honestly. Is it like POM juice or something? I imagine it's tart.

they taste like purple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTivUBQq_Tw

Endless futzing with unexceptional-sounding indie records like they were the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

Every generation needs its Steve Hoffman.

conspiracy theories and cults

like i care about them inasmuch as they destroy people's lives and distort society but docs and podcasts about them aren't a part of my fucking media diet

i did watch seduced, it was well-made but i mostly wish i could shower it off of me

idk maybe my willful ignorance is bad but i just don't really want to talk about qanon or know anything about it ever

No you’re otm, it’s preposterous to even try to follow the outlines of conspiracy thinking if you’re not being rigorously academic about it. Infotainment about Q is like idk doing a roast of the protocols of the elders of Zion or something

I’m not big into interviews where people like re-live traumatic memories on camera while pensive piano plays

co-sign on conspiracy theories and cults. like how many times do you need to hear the same story over and over.

brimstead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fne4v_zBQs

Prince Philip

He doesn't care about you either

not anymore!

You can't prove that.

I don't care much about the Prince but his cargo cult on Tanna is kinda rad:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00444/news-graphics-2007-_444478a.jpg

Haredim

I have heard way too much about prince phillip today, I wish he would just go away forever.