Things You Just Don't Care About

1. What other people are ordering at the restaurant. I don't care.

2. Waving my hands in the air.

3. Care Bears (there is an internet community for this, right?)

4. The Jimmy Saville thing that's going on at the moment. I don't care, sorry.

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

Does mean I'm less fit than I should be probably though. Used to dance quite frequently until I moved too far out of town to get home easily from wahtever clubs

I think I have a thing in my brain that just tunes out sport talk the moment it happens. If sport comes up in conversation or on telly all I hear is "blahblahblahblah" MAybe if I didn't have this handy cerebral device I might learn something, but sadly it's there to stay.

music criticism.

5. new radiohead album announced

ill-informed opinions, maybe just opinions
fashion
other people's private lives
most TV
superhero movies

sorry, that was 6-10

there's loads more tbh

11. whether something is real
12. what genre something belongs to

13. what a work of art is about

14. the Beatles and its members

who is president (unless eric b)

16. whether somebody used an apostrophe correctly

17. Straight White Dudes and their Straight White Dude problems.

18.

19. king and queen of country-x visiting your city soon

20. martin scorsese working on several potential future projects with leonardo dicaprio

21. Justin Bieber being sick on stage

22. best chocolate-covered wafer

23. record charts

24. relatively distant family member is having a baby. a babay!

25. what's in fashion

26. this thread

27. meta

28. whining

29. your cynical opinion

30. awesome lifestyle pictures you took with your expensive camera

31. dating website horror stories

32. grizzly bear not rich enough

lolled for truth

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

34. "Why do YOU care?"

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

38. twitter

So?

39. giraffes

that's just wrong

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

european football

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

42. foreigners diving

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:24 (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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43. Any of this shit.

44. Any of your shit.

45. what goes on a pizza

46. online gaming

which is excusable but not when married to a sneery post which displays a complete ignorance of the person it's aimed at.

lol get the fuck over it

oh noes the man didn't know the ins and outs of some rando internet dude, inexcusable!!

people very touchy on ILX lately

xp

You keep using the Trumpian style pejorative "liberal" on here. It's really edgy and gives those PC gone mad muppets a piece of your mind!

Millionaires and companies sailing fucking yachts from Sydney to Hobart every fucking year

(xp) Get the fuck over brexit, er, being done, dude.

I've been flipped the big bird and I'm dealing with it!

Millionaires and companies sailing fucking yachts from Sydney to Hobart every fucking year

tthhhiiiiiiiiiss

wehre is hobart

is that even farther than bermuda i mean, cause at least that's worth sailing to?

new year's honours grovelling subhuman scum list

I've seen this race, and yeah, my reaction was "So every Boxing Day, eh?"

Assessing the 2010s. I can't remember if I didn't care about assessing the 2000s either or if this is a new and exciting strand in my ennui.

I'm guessing you didn't care about assessing the 2000s either.

May as well get this out of the way, join the queue, Prince Harry and his wife.

I care because with this and the Prince Andrew thing it might mean the implosion of the Royal Family. Wishful thinking I'm sure

when I see blether about Star Wars or Royals I go into a narcoleptic coma within microseconds. Genuinely hope they all die in car crashes though, including abortion bucket Yoda.

if it's any consolation, calz, all the star warses happened a long time ago so every single one of them has been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years

alas the royals are still alive, right enough, thanks to regular infusions of adrenochrome and child blood

are these characters actually human is the big question, oh forget it that is comprehensively covered on another thread.

i can confirm that no, the royals are not human

it is beyond doubt that human DNA diversified away from lizard DNA at least 200 million years ago!

hmmm, that was also around the same time that lizard-like creatures began to exert control over earth's political affairs

just saying

Prince Philip did recently celebrate his 200000000th, true. Some size of cake they had.

The 2,000,000th royal anniversary lizard speculation, celebration, & physical fights ted talk

boss makes us listen to LBC radio chat in the mornings. If you think not caring about Harry and his wife was difficult, try not caring what Mrs Gabblesworth from Croydon thinks about Harry and his wife

whether people really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Do Harry and Megan really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? What about Archie?

*Meghan

giving a whole new meaning to "melts" - Madame Tussauds have apparently incinerated the wax versions of them

Should have given them away

it’s what the Red Hot Chili Peppers would have done

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

an actor meeting a president

what I'm thinking about rn is something i care so little about that i'm not even going to post it here.

Spats between Sanders and Warren's well-paid campaign staff.

Cosplay. Wtf?

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

― Now We Know (Sanpaku), Friday, January 10, 2020 2:48 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm going to assume you don't have a take on the local roller derby scene

What Sanpaku thinks about the local burlesque scene

What the local burlesque scene thinks about Sanpaku on other hand...

i've seen some of that so-called burlesque stuff and none of them anything like burl ives wtf

tbf it's only Burl-esque

Spent .01 seconds visualizing Ives coquettishly peeling off a lace stocking and suddenly I've gone blind

Now imagine Charles Ives doing the same

Actually I had to conduct a GIS just now because I realized that the visual distinction between Burl Ives and Sam the Snowman in my mind was not actually all that distinct.

oh they are exactly the same for me, I've always just assumed Ives had no legs

who sings the James Bond theme

Sister dragged me to two shows. It was fun for costumes and Blaze Starr inspired material, but both devolved into full nudie shows, one with the cast getting into shaving cream tangles on the tiny stage. Great for them, but I could have spent the $10 on something I want.

hm yes *temples fingers*

who sings the James Bond theme

I will care about James Bond if they cast Henry Golding as James Bond but that’s it!