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Your personal history of masturbation [Started by yeah, logged out. (x Jeremy) in May 2005, last updated 9 seconds ago by Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy) on I Love TMI]

you lost me at "chill" (Matt P), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:21 (ten years ago) link

bands that suck [Started by one dis leads to another (ian) in September 2012, last updated 1 hour ago by gesange der yuengling (crüt) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 16 new answers

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:48 (ten years ago) link

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread) [Started by the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten) in September 2010, last updated 11 seconds ago by (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) on I Love Everything] 69 new answers

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:48 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Dave Mustaine endorses Rick............Santorum [Started by kornrulez6969 in February 2012, last updated 1 hour ago by Poliopolice on I Love Music] 20 new answers

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Monday, 7 January 2013 23:59 (nine years ago) link

so happy you came!

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 00:15 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

LMFAO [Started by generic xanax order cialis buy viagra cheap tramadol (Dr. Phil) in August 2009, last updated 21 minutes ago by clemenza on I Love Music] 2 new answers

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 00:48 (nine years ago) link

Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony [Started by Darin in November 2011, last updated 1 minute ago by i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu) on I Love Everything] 10 new answers

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:49 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Porn: Classic or Dud? [Started by Tracer Hand in June 2001, last updated 12 minutes ago by Pat Finn on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 03:16 (nine years ago) link

I'm drunk! [Started by luna (luna.c) in June 2004, last updated 42 minutes ago by I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer) on I Love Everything] 20 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:23 (nine years ago) link

unfortunately, i am not drunk

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:42 (nine years ago) link

no way!

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:46 (nine years ago) link

sbt

I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:47 (nine years ago) link

requesting my post be changed back from a mod-lol comedy edit to its original form [Started by ⚓ (gr8080) in February 2012, last updated 1 hour ago by estela on I Must Protest!] 5 new answers

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 19 April 2013 04:49 (nine years ago) link

RFD: Light-hearted, whimsical indie hipster music that seemed specifically manufactured for Apple commercials [Started by Poliopolice in April 2013, last updated 2 minutes ago by m0stlyClean on I Love Music] 202 new answers

乒乓, Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:15 (nine years ago) link

if u can get over whatever feelings u may or may not have about poliopolice threads and indie hipsters, it's a surprisingly useful thread

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:19 (nine years ago) link

Jason Collins, the first openly gay male athlete from a major American team sport: What's on your iPod? [Started by Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative) in April 2013, last updated 20 minutes ago by Bee OK on I Love Music] 6 new answers

The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:17 (nine years ago) link

(NYCNative)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:19 (nine years ago) link

he should know the score by now

buzza, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 03:21 (nine years ago) link

was thinking that this thread had been bumped because of that, nice

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 11:30 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

The Great ILX Gun Control Debate [Started by Manalishi in April 2007, last updated 21 minutes ago by Kiarostami bag (milo z) on I Love Everything] 8 new answers

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:57 (nine years ago) link

'last updated by' crucial on that one

乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:00 (nine years ago) link

how often do you masturbate [Started by been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver) in March 2009, last updated 3 minutes ago by Treeship on I Love TMI] 4 new answers POLL results

Green_Partyhat for iFunny :) (Matt P), Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Is rebellion possible? [Started by Aaron Grossman (aajjgg) in October 2002, last updated 11 minutes ago by flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

Green_Partyhat for iFunny :) (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:36 (nine years ago) link

rolling "Is This Racist?" thread [Started by Whiney G. Weingarten in September 2010, last updated 1 minute ago by Aimless on I Love Everything] 18 new answers

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 17:30 (nine years ago) link

woman sentenced to life in prison for cutting off her husband's penis and putting it into a garbage disposal, what's on your iPod? [Started by 乒乓 in July 2013, last updated 15 minutes ago by Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee) on I Love Everything] 6 new answers

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:23 (nine years ago) link

ans: ya won

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:28 (nine years ago) link

The Beatles [Started by Zeno in April 2007, last updated 5 hours ago by marcos on I Love Music] 13 new answers

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:39 (nine years ago) link

haw

Matt Poop (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:23 (nine years ago) link

Cats and sex. [Started by Tuomas (Tuomas) in January 2007, last updated 3 minutes ago by dub job deems (darraghmac) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

Bolt the door, Varg is loose! [Started by J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle) in October 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by JACK SQUAT about these Charlie Nobodies (jon /via/ chi 2.0) on I Love Music] 48 new answers

what a wonderful url (Matt P), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:24 (nine years ago) link

ear-to-ear grin here, matt p.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Unusual Albums with Mass Appeal [Started by EveningStar (Sund4r) in July 2013, last updated 13 seconds ago by Algerian Goalkeeper on I Love Music] 60 new answers
Token albums from genres people usually ignore? [Started by Algerian Goalkeeper in July 2013, last updated 34 seconds ago by Gavin, Leeds on I Love Music] 92 new answers

*counts to 510,000, seems like a good number*

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:20 (nine years ago) link

listless matt p post

Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:21 (nine years ago) link

What are the WORST, most OFFENSIVE, STUPIDEST and HORRIBLE ethnic jokes you'd care to share with teh NOIZE BORED? [Started by hstencil (hstencil) in October 2004, last updated 13 minutes ago by rip van wanko on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 1 new answer

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:16 (nine years ago) link

NOT CLICKING

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Friday, 26 July 2013 02:16 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sex Droughts [Started by p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3) in September 2010, last updated 2 minutes ago by Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever) on I Love TMI] 11 new answers

MAAVENN (Matt P), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:07 (nine years ago) link

"Fear of missing out" in one's late 30ies - still a thing? [Started by licorice oratorio (baaderonixx) in August 2013, last updated 9 minutes ago by c21m50nh3x460n on I Love Everything] 239 new answers

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Reverse Cowgirl Style [Started by Texas Sam (thatgirl) in July 2003, last updated 46 minutes ago by blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

MAVEN! (Matt P), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:29 (nine years ago) link

was there a horribly formed joke involved?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:30 (nine years ago) link

rolling 2013 thread on race and racism [Started by 乒乓 in January 2013, last updated 2 minutes ago by rap steve gadd (D-40) on I Love Everything] 168 new answers

maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Bob Marley and the Whalers [Started by Mark G in August 2013, last updated 56 minutes ago by Mark G on I Love Musi

which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:25 (nine years ago) link

Neil Young Driftin' Back verses about Miley Cyrus [Started by kornrulez6969 in August 2013, last updated 1 minute ago by kornrulez6969 on I Love Music] 26 new answers

MAVEN ! (Matt P), Thursday, 29 August 2013 02:26 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

male split-stream pee - causes, management, appreciation [Started by disgruntled punter (Je55e) in September 2013, last updated 1 minute ago by disgruntled punter (Je55e) on I Love TMI] 5 new answers

fresh (crüt), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:48 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGtwy39QYY

markers, Monday, 23 September 2013 21:39 (nine years ago) link

A Good Day In Hell - The Official ILM Track-By-Track EAGLES Listening Thread
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they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Monday, 30 September 2013 20:05 (eight years ago) link

you're doing it wrong

乒乓, Monday, 30 September 2013 20:05 (eight years ago) link

felt this was a necessary variation on the theme

they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Monday, 30 September 2013 20:06 (eight years ago) link

'last updated by' crucial on that one

乒乓 wrote this at 2013-05-30 22:00:36.000

how's life, Monday, 30 September 2013 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Horrifying

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 07:20 (one year ago) link

New Christgau Consumer Guide From MSN Music [Started by Colin_C. (Colin Cassidy) in February 2007, last updated seventeen minutes ago by So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) on I Love Music] 62 new answers

map ca. 1890 (map), Saturday, 13 March 2021 23:03 (one year ago) link

Now in THAT thread, we can all fantasize about proximity to him.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:08 (one year ago) link

assuming we've got a shiv, sure

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 March 2021 00:11 (one year ago) link

List here: Songs about farting [Started by Covfefe and TV (ken c) in March 2021, last updated five minutes ago by pomenitul on I Love Music] 84 new answers

imago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 00:31 (one year ago) link

cheap diy thrills, miles better than this gobshite

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Phase 4 & Beyond (and a chance to change your vote) [Started by (show hidden tics) (WmC) in October 2020, last updated two minutes ago by Josh in Chicago on I Love Everything] 10 new answers POLL closes: June 01 (in 1 year)

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:16 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Vaccinated and it Feels So Good: ILXors who've gotten the jab, what's on your iPod?

rob, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 15:24 (one year ago) link

Turdsandwich_slowdown66_ver2.wma

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:37 (one year ago) link

Calculate and post your BMI [Started by Oilyrags in April 2008, last updated two minutes ago by Judge Roi Behan (Aimless) on I Love Everything] 9 new answers

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:00 (one year ago) link

for the thread title more than the update. i like the idea of just posting thread titles that throw up major "do not enter" vibes and leaving off the last updated poster.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:03 (one year ago) link

^^that seems like a good practice for this thread

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:31 (one year ago) link

Looking for the right college...

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 12 April 2021 19:48 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

it's a nice saturday morning, i think i'll relax on the couch and check ilx!

Can We Try De-Exhuming McCarthy, US Politics July 2021 [Started by Karl Malone in July 2021, last updated six minutes ago by it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless) on I Love Everything] 59 new answers
Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020 [Started by Fuck the NRA (ulysses) in March 2020, last updated eight minutes ago by it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless) on I Love Everything] 188 new answers

*gets up from couch*

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:07 (one year ago) link

Can We Try De-Exhuming McCarthy, US Politics July 2021 [Started by Karl Malone in July 2021, last updated twenty-two minutes ago by Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will) on I Love Everything] 60 new answers
Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States [Started by the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu) in January 2021, last updated six hours ago by Left on I Love Everything] 4 new answers
Democratic (Party) Direction [Started by g@bbneb (gabbneb) in January 2006, last updated yesterday by Joe Bombin (milo z) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

*smashes computer, sets fire to house*

by the light of the burning Citroën, Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:58 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Oh boy, ILX! That's where I'm a viking!..? [Started by dyªº (dyao) in April 2010, last updated fifty-two seconds ago by I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino) on I Love Everything] 83 new answers POLL results

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 27 September 2021 21:08 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Peter Chung on Instagram [Started by Peter Chung in October 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Peter Chung on Aeon Flux Top Level]

in walked airbud (unregistered), Saturday, 16 October 2021 13:57 (eleven months ago) link

is that the guy?

sna is the only way

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 16 October 2021 14:22 (eleven months ago) link

three months pass...

Outside Cats - is it a sin? [Started by hrep (H.P) in January 2022, last updated forty-five minutes ago by cowboy bopeep (cat) on I Love Everything] 24 new answers

bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Sunday, 16 January 2022 06:56 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

ok what the fuck is happening in the ukraine [Started by anthony in November 2004, last updated twenty-six seconds ago by nashwan on I Love Everything] 188 new answers
US Politics February 2022: no one in this country knew the name of the last leader of ISIS [Started by Karl Malone in February 2022, last updated one minute ago by Van Horn Street on I Love Everything] 128 new answers

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 15:05 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

obv much love for mark s but NO THANKS

the very tiny bugs that live on your face [Started by mark s in April 2022, last updated two minutes ago by Eric B. Mash Up the Resident (James Redd and the Blecchs) on I Love Everything] 19 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 17:12 (five months ago) link

I bet that Honkin on Bobo thread that's been going for like a week is absolutely hilarious

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 18:36 (four months ago) link

Perhaps it's an in-depth historical investigation of the sources of the songs on the record, and Aerosmith's place in the blues-to-rock continuum of the last 100 years?

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:14 (four months ago) link

park rangers send people to that thread if they catch them making cairns on the trail

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:24 (four months ago) link

Mean parents tell their misbehaving kids to smarten up, or the Honkin on Bobo thread will be hiding under their bed in the dark

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:48 (four months ago) link

I bet that Honkin on Bobo thread that's been going for like a week is absolutely hilarious

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, May 3, 2022 2:36 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 17:54 (four months ago) link

otm, shut down ilm

imago, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 17:54 (four months ago) link

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 18:01 (four months ago) link

lmao, cursed agreement

but I’d rather see it than (redacted thread)shudder

gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 18:04 (four months ago) link

I've contributed my share to that thread, though I realize how dire it is. There is a long history of "make a wacky substitution" threads on ilx. It's remarkable that this revive has been going on for three weeks.

peace, man, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 13:17 (four months ago) link

Everyone realizes how dire it is. It's a stupid game with limitless material peopele use to pass some time. Posting about it here is of course another way to participate.

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 14:45 (four months ago) link

living it up at the joketell California

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:41 (four months ago) link

...honkin it up at the botel bobofornia

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:45 (four months ago) link

Timithy Bobo Schmit

Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:21 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Another fucking spree shooting. Great. [Started by Oilyrags in April 2007, last updated three minutes ago by Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings) on I Love Everything] 312 new answers
Okay, let's talk about linkedin [Started by continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu) in March 2009, last updated three minutes ago by pplains on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Friday, 27 May 2022 15:43 (four months ago) link

the ethical implications of playing a concert in israel [Started by in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili) in June 2022, last updated thirty-three seconds ago by but also fuck you (unperson) on I Love Music] 169 new answers

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 9 June 2022 21:20 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Songs about abortion S/D [Started by hmmm (hmmm) in March 2004, last updated forty-seven seconds ago by one time gaffled 'em up (one time) on I Love Music] 2 new answers

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 25 June 2022 02:06 (three months ago) link

tick

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 02:31 (three months ago) link

classic or dud!

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 18:42 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Have You Ever Shit Your Pants? [Started by Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo) in July 2003, last updated one hour ago by i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 18:41 (one week ago) link

dn adds a lot there

It intrigues me. Also, the answer must be yes for everyone, I think. If you haven’t yet, you’re gonna

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:32 (one week ago) link

the last time I got close to it was after drinking some cbd tea that was given as a present. I'd forgotten the first time I tried it - it gave me the shits then as well. I'm not even slightly squeamish about shite and piss these days, having done as much toilet cleaning in the last decade as your average care worker. Once the SEND college my son attends sent him home saying that he'd been to the toilet and it looks he might have a case of diarrhoea. There was an awkward silence when I replied it sounds like you are just describing one of his average shits tbh.

calzino, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:50 (one week ago) link

i am fairly certain i never have since past infancy? cursing myself here, i know.

it's not a curse, its fate

you will join us

probably while being startled immediately after several bottomless cups of coffee topped by a crunchwrap supreme which used 2 full packets of diablo sauce

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one week ago) link

some people say that every time you shit your pants, you get a new freckle

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:03 (one week ago) link

well in that case

I did this in the grass in the middle of the exit onto the LIE from Queens Blvd about 22 years ago. I mean most of it wasn't in my pants, but I think it still counts.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:14 (one week ago) link

Westbound btw.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:14 (one week ago) link

Westbound and on the ground

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:15 (one week ago) link

I mean most of it wasn't in my pants, but I think it still counts.

i've always found that when someone else shits my pants it definitely counts

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 September 2022 01:40 (one week ago) link


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