I'm surprised the guy knew how to change his password.
And see? The fellas always get along, but as soon as a woman gets involved...
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
the narrator is a "her"
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link
gonna turn this into a FB chain message now
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link
Oh sure. Next thing you'll be asking me is why did the surgeon say, "That's my son," when the husband was the one who brought him into the emergency room?
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:15 (two years ago) link
I know that one: gay marriage
― rob, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
it's the whole tradition of appearing like a badass, like back when you'd be in the bar talking to your friend
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” —Albert Einstein
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
“He happily told me he now had Netflix” is such a funny sentence.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link
how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link
we watched Cobra Kai, each episode took us four hours once the buffering was over
′Ma'am, I have my network and you have your Netflix, everything is fine and everyone is happy"
Why do I hear this being followed by the whistle in Led Zep salsa song
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link
they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal) at 2:44 5 Jan 22how good could the speed have been using a neighbor's wifi]the narrator is a gamer so they have one of those crazy routers that looks like an alien ship
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
Solomon the WiFi
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 January 2022 05:03 (two years ago) link
take my wifi... PLEASE
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link
(that's pretty good)
― koogs, Thursday, 6 January 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link
if I see that god damn "I am planting flowers" meme once more I am gonna go on an unfollowing spree
― chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:46 (two years ago) link
hadn't seen that yet, just looked it up....ugh yes burn it with fire
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 January 2022 22:47 (two years ago) link
boomer-humour
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 January 2022 01:34 (two years ago) link
When we lived in a U-Haul, we used to park it outside our friends' warehouse and use their Wi-Fi. We could stream movies and everything, no problem.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:19 (two years ago) link
Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse. Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) January 7, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 7 January 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link
#1: i am a cocker spaniel and am tired of explaining
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 02:25 (two years ago) link
https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off
"There should be no illusions anymore about what Facebook is, as a platform. It’s just random bits of sensory information meant to make old people fight with each other."
― rob, Friday, 14 January 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
lol forks
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 14 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link
that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.
― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link
i’m sorry the what
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (two years ago) link
College acquaintance who now teaches at a very prestigious divinity school and was recently profiled in the NY Times bc of her corporate spirituality consultant job posted some kind of flickering neon aurora-ish gif on FB today. Someone in the comments asks "What's this? Maybe I can't get my audio to work." She replies "Haha there's no sound, it's just meant to evoke the inner life of spirit," with a smiley face emoji. Obviously if this person were less successful in life this would only be mildly annoying; it's the fact that she gets paid the big bucks for this sort of thing that fills me with rage.
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 02:06 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/20JW40n/274451171-10112872224645472-3541564788520862916-n.jpg
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 February 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
Well gee, by that metric I'm doing great. No one has offered me anything, so clearly my value is limitless.
― un chien boogaloo (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 February 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/YbdKJwB/FB-IMG-1645643373042.jpg
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Oh my, let me put my readers on.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link
"they"
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
I see a doggie
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 February 2022 01:43 (two years ago) link
Cat bottom right
― Mark G, Thursday, 24 February 2022 08:10 (two years ago) link
now that social media is filled with memes telling people that are worried about rising gas costs to be thankful they don't live in a war zone, I wonder if they actually have any low-income friends or family whom a massive gasoline hike actually could threaten their ability to make ends meet. or ever had a colleague call out of work because they had no money to fill up their vehicle to get to work that day. or have ever had the ability to hold two different thoughts in their head at the same time.
but hey, if it makes people feel better to ration out sympathy based on a tiered system.
― i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
(I'm definitely not talking about myself here, and obviously there's a wide gulf between David Allen Coe fans who drive SUVs with MAGA bumper stickers and make six figures whinging about gas prices and people who are actually struggling, but lefties' penchant for zero sum messaging never ceases to amaze)
― i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link
wow you're getting that from lefties? feels like a classic conservative argument to me, "be thankful proles, things are much worse behind the Iron Curtain"
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 11 March 2022 10:06 (two years ago) link
Feels like an honorary Facebook post
20 books to read in your 20s= thread = pic.twitter.com/LzkP9Y76Hg— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 April 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link
I made it about halfway through Atomic Habits earlier this year (at my therapist's suggestion) and it inspired me to make some small-but-important life changes that I have thus far been able to stick to.
There are obviously some egregious Jordan Peterson books in there and I'm unfamiliar with most of the rest.
― peace, man, Monday, 11 April 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link
If anyone is still reading any of those books 5 years from now I will be astonished. But there will be a whole new batch of warmed-over pop psychology and simple-minded self-motivational books by then, so no one will miss these.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link
Seneca is likely to make it another 5 years.
― bulb after bulb, Monday, 11 April 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
i like siddharta.
i have heard that sapiens is one of the least accurate pop science books.
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link
12. Letters From A Stoic pic.twitter.com/jprmMCNkG6— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022
(never mind that last post, misunderstood bab's comment)
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 11 April 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link
Fiction books and female writers are for after you've retired
― jmm, Monday, 11 April 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link
don't get me started on the many deficiencies of stoicism as a moral philosophy
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link
Yeah Sapiens was pretty bad but there are like ten worse things there
― So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 02:14 (two years ago) link
haha tuesdays with morrie at #19 killed me
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link
Why are there 48 books in the first image... and a bunch of books on the list of 20 aren't even in that image...?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 04:09 (two years ago) link
20 books that will allow you to happily adjust to a lifetime of wage slavery and pretending your life actually means anything because you have a job
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/y8F2CG2/Screenshot-20220508-191829.jpg
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 May 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link