Yeah, I wore unsuitable shoes for driving one time and had to take them off. Driving without shoes was really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Also of course nobody can see your feet when you drive. Have they even remotely thought this through?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/mesmerizing-quotes-shakespeare-said-i-always-feel-happy-you-know-27831056.png
― chinavision!, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
mesmerizing
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
That's not iambic pentameter
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
There's a sofa advert on at the moment where Owen Wilson makes up some bullshit Shakespeare quote and I can't work out if it's supposed to be ironic or if the writer was an idiot or if the writer assumes the viewers are idiots
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link
straight lolling at these, good work thread
― niels, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
Before you love, hurl. If you blow chunks & she comes back, she’s yours.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
p sure that quote is Christopher Marlowe or Bob Marley
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 March 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link
Che Guevara, right?
― niels, Thursday, 22 March 2018 07:20 (six years ago) link
- Bobson Dugnutt
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 22 March 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28795164_10155735279440376_2022689799967401603_n.jpg?oh=cba81f519cf83bf4be52aa900620a44b&oe=5B39FF07
I regret to inform you that the gangs and criminals are at it again
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
when u get out of ur car you will become an unwilling participant in a new form of criminal endeavour called 'the knockout game'
pls liek adn share
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
Thanks to frogbs for not being selfish. Our vision will maintain high percentage as a result.
― jmm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
When you go outside to find that someone has toiled papered your tree, do not climb tree to remove toilet paper. Snipers are waiting in the hedges.
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link
Official msg from police
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
there is a sickness out there, lurking in the heart of the sharers
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
A spectre is haunting europe. The spectre of rainbow parties
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28277193_1748820691897219_3476090436404994424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHJ109YpnFaCyajUvuzsZx4ijHRTcjrDXIiCepYUy4QKNk2wJB-t0LhcHOuJ-ssSRKH0vnQQA0G7lOHUrF6TEBfpyONOJk_E7ve5tlu4U-pSA&oh=771ceeeb7c8623e4136ab971200ce611&oe=5B424B02
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
Brown Eyed People Eater by Sheb Morrison
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
- Van Morrison
― nickn, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
Share If You Have A Brown eye
― Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
in the coffee shop, the mememaker realizes they have the ultimate shareable image - there are literally billions of people with brown eyes. this is going to be huuuuuuuuuge
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
nippled people are quite a force to be reckoned with. they are straight shooters and honest to the point to be intimidating by those who arent used to such open honesty! nippled people are faithful friend, but only allow a few lucky people in their circle. nippled people are not pretenders, they exemplify the saying "What you see is what you get". Share if you have nipples.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
hang on, shots fired
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/90/c4/8d90c449ac95db6434f7cdae04fd966c.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
As a brown eyed person I can confirm that I'm content with achieving your baseline pleasure standards at best.
― Evan, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
the subtext of that is clearly referencing the fact that there is no such thing as blue eyes
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
steve_bannon.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
my mum posted this https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28577607_1556509254398155_8150854248469364736_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a34f5c7e7e2d05f5821f3d55bf29c198&oe=5B3DEFE2
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
sorry man
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link
I knew you got your fb posting habits somewhere
― mh, Thursday, 22 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
blocked
― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
i wish there was a chrome extension that blocked FB posts with screenshot blocks of text
― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link
i don't know why this was such a brain teaser to me when i saw it today on FB but it really was.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/84/9e/6e849eb06ed8f1ac10bb3a2eba2ad1ad.png
― scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 March 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/28953884_10156134885856704_7380798716424110384_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f82e734feddd4256c6e54d72fe0b9e94&oe=5B2B8445
― plums (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
And if you do, fill up their food bowl and bring the trash to curb if you could? I'll be downstairs playing League of Legends DO NOT DISTURB thanks.
― Evan, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link
that meme makes it sound like she actually doesn't know who her relatives are
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link
"hey if any of you is my father, please raise your hand. because I can't remember who you are and I want to tell little Ike who to expect socks from at Christmas"
The future is a cartoon avatar of ourselves passing along passive aggressive messages to relatives who sign into Facebook once a year.
― omar little, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
when you're a cartoon they let you say it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29541453_10216203705188111_8689052191993299293_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE-479KzS0Q51nWkb4Stdl33wycgxtm_2r-MtN8yOrwmICg4M9cDIeBkuP8Z1yYLgAcIODTfE36Ipz7VeZ0eh2BzMWRjw7B154AO7lc-5wUYg&oh=4ddc2431429d7e7f64035b7ec0444649&oe=5B73224B
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link
that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two
― niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link
just like other girls, i'm not like other girls
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link
That one sounds like something the girl from firestarter would say just before igniting you.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
they all say that
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12493952_10153208792881218_4458112944814760863_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE-b4ZV04wZVJ__VY3VjYbESfqej7mRe9Le1eDGT9GuG1oJl5IKOS8rgR-AECiH2e3JZ_66IlhfszAjQXPa9kpD41MUkBU-8ZHtIjzMH0oi4Q&oh=c783e2ff38042ae76bd097e9b5306e8d&oe=5B3D13F5
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link
can't fuck w/ Aristotle
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link
not sure Aristotle had a word for workaholism, but he was the original centrist dad it's true
― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:55 (six years ago) link
Indeed no greek word for "proper ambition"
https://larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/table-of-virtues-and-vices.png
― niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link
xp as has been discussed on ilx previously, he was the og of mor
― ogmor, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link