why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM

Three Word Username, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

yo what week do you become able to post creepy facebook macros li'l dude?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

Can't spell Facebook profile without Facebook prolife!

pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Week 23: Why isn't there a white history month?

Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

fuzzy hair and smiling thing is 16 weeks postnatal iirc

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

Week 17: am sober again

Mark G, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link

hahaa

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

If by 'success' you mean the most successfully boring life ever
http://imageshack.com/a/img845/5936/a44ln.jpg

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Peeps posting this on my feed with 'True' as the comment are making me pretty irate right now. Probably mostly based around no 1 and no 4. I mean isnt no 9 completely contrary to no 1?

I have no idea why im trying to make sense of this stupidity.

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah DUH get a job you ENJOY WTF is wrong with you lazy assholes who hate your jobs?

carl agatha, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Suggestions for Success from Jackson Browne:

1. Don't run on empty.
2. Always watch the Russians, or they'll escape, like Russians do.
3. If you look too long at a slow parade of fears, you'll need to see the eye doctor.
4. Keep on moving, moving on, things are bound to be improving.
5. Stay just a little bit longer.

Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Dance like there is noone watching, motherfucker! (Xp)

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

this is killing me with lols

no the saddest part is the CLOCK

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

Oh, television is NOT real life? Thanks for clearing that up, Gates.

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

her books aren't perky! why not?!

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 24 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Animal Farm isn't that long

axe douche for men (silby), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

was wondering what I should do with my old bricks

Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

THE VELVETEEN RABBIT, VOL. 1: IN THE WARREN

Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

Maybe... spend some more time painting your steps?

pplains, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link

Skipping 13321 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

guys, it's time for this thread to get a part 2.

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

a good way to end this thread perhaps, sorry 4 buzzf33d:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/if-danny-dyers-tweets-were-motivational-posters

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

Animal Farm isn't that long

― axe douche for men (silby), Monday, May 26, 2014 4:48 PM

Large print edition, iirc.

nickn, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

double spacing good, single spacing bad

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Oi you slag, I posted one of those Danny Dyer ones last week

kinder, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

shut it you maaaahpet! and er sorry

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

In a month, when people use up all of the real Maya Angelou quotes... just sayin', prepare yourselves.

pplains, Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oBKMCQf.png

wenus villiams (qiqing), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

"Maya Angelou is black?!" - Mo Syszlak

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:07 (nine years ago) link

quick someone turn that into a shoddy jpeg

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:07 (nine years ago) link

But I'm a fan of Unconscious Knowledge.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

Conscious brain is a lie of three dimension thinking. Four-way thinking of cubic universe is the one ref-framed truth.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link

Pythagorean Theorem. Your future is the hypotenuse of the conscious mind, each mind 180 degrees of psychic energy unfolding. The future.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

PV = nRT. You are a 'pervnert'. When did you forget it? The future.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link

euler... euler...

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

that macro goes hand in hand with https://soundcloud.com/iamjamesward/david-icke-says-the-word-mind

NI, Sunday, 1 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

each day, i hope to find the image macro that would appropriately close this thread

Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

i hacked time with euler's formula so i could bypass my death day

macklin' rosie (crüt), Monday, 2 June 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

exp(1j*pi)+1 = 0 = Steve McNair

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_524_20140528165906.jpg

confession: i didn't read all this, the first "hilarious" response was enough

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

hauauhauhahuahua take that xtians

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

David Thorne, the XKCD of kneejerk lefties

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

shot in the dark, is this the same unfunny cunt who had that tedious exchange with the electric company like 20 years ago

mikelovestfu (wins), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

bingo

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

oh god is this going to be that terrible "hilarious" exchange between a dickwad atheist parent and the churchy school board or w/e?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 2 June 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link


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