why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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pretty much think of it every time i see anything related to lions at this point

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'm still stuck on 'enjoying the joy'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

i want to make one of these with a zoobilee zoo character. or maybe the chicken lady.

abanana, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

You think I'm being cold?
Put your eyeball close to this candle.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

You think I'm being cold?
Put your eyeball close to this candle.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 10:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IRL lols

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

If you love me?
Say it.
If you trust me?
Do it.
If you want me?
Show it.
If you need me?
Prove it.

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

work it make it do it etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

ie cue yeezy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

to make candles to burn your eye

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

WHY did you not use a box of crayons to illustrate this sentiment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

they didn't even use crayon to make the sign. hypocrites!

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

Every time I used the whole box of crayons, my coloring book looked like shit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

Life is about smelling pokemon cards

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

This one made me fucking furious:

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/574535_547747718592427_1227478533_n.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

Good man yerself facebook.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 10:11 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, Facebook does, does it. rme

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62472_626823267347130_2131144324_n.jpg

what is "things that shouldn't be shared by george takei on facebook" alec?

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

nb: this was shared by a girl i knew from high school who literally shares about a dozen dr. who memes a day. it's the only thing she does.

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

man

girl

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Never give a girl an opportunity to smile

Moodles, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

say what up to u mans biggest mistake and dem

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

lmao at party, some rando is like
can I make your girl smile?
and I'm like uhhh
OPPORTUNITY!
dude does magic trick or something lame
and she laughs
and now we're in divorce court

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

You don't understand! His Girl Smile is the name of his dog!

Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

that DOCTOR was really a LADY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

The smile is coming from inside the house!

nickn, Thursday, 14 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

man, Sagat is getting testy in his old age

Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Funk dat

popeyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pvtybPpk1r2zkkuo1_500.jpg

thanks 4 the exclusive look into the worldview of an abusive boyfriend; defriend

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

also v poor punctuation

Neil S, Thursday, 14 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Some people believe saying reactionary things is just a phase you go through during high school.

Fuck em.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

A girls biggest mistake is laughing at something said by anyone else than her man.

Øystein, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

           Oh, sir, she smiled, no doubt, 
Whene'er I passed her; but who passed without
Much the same smile? This grew; I gave commands;
Then all smiles stopped together.

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

makes me picture this stressed out dude playing goalie on his gf and trying to swat away all smile-getting attempts

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

Dim your sparkle

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

NEVER:
-- say never
-- break the chain
-- never gonna give you up

30 percent off all gold everything at Trinidad James Avery (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

never

say goodbyyyyyyeeee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

*raises lighter*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

you think she's kidding but she really is raising a lighter

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

I totally am

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

i kind of imagine vg just walking around with lighter raised throughout her daily life

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

I am also singing the rest of the song now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

xpost aw that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said, thanx mookie

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link


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