why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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haha aimless

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

what's the going price per pound for organic cancer

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

it's the guy's thousand yard stare that really makes it special

Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

man i'd like to punch him in his polyface

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's the guy's thousand yard stare that really makes it special

well, he IS a "self-described Christian libertarian environmentalist capitalist lunatic"

http://www.polyfacefarms.com/speaking-protocol/daniels-speaking-topics/

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

What an embarrassment to polyfaces everywhere.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

The Sheer Ecstasy Of Being A Lunatic Farmer

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

Lunatic Farms,
I know you're out there

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

the great ecstasy of the lunatic farmer salatin

lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

i've been seeing the debunked "justin bieber helps a rape victim whose mom died while she wandered the city in a 72 hour post-rape daze" story floating around a bit on FB lately.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

might steal that

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 7 December 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

awesome!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 December 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

My first thought was yeah, men would have to shit babies and that would hurt tbh.

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 7 December 2012 09:34 (eleven years ago) link

best facebook group name:

https://www.facebook.com/#!/silent.words?fref=ts

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

that page is the Holy Grail we have all long been searching for

Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

xp scare quotes be scary

Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

"Mother" may be a bit fick, right, yeah.. but.

Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

omg the "fuck off, ghost" one

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

appreciating rogermexico's contribution

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

....vacks quotes

a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

anit-vacks quotes

Zen Jet Era (doo dah), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

that is terrible but I still lolled

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it's awful and horrible and sexist, but... well, free wine.

emil.y, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

You lolled? Here, have some wine.

Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

so OTM. wait, did i say that out loud?

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

have some wine

lag∞n, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

...don't ever try to cage me, or I will rip your eyes out with my cruel talons and feed your shredded flesh to my screaming children.

Aimless, Friday, 7 December 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

I know Bob Marley has said a lot of things but I don't remember him saying that

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

here, have some weed

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

-- bob marley

the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PHQpV.jpg

must've gotten that from the "brb, murder-suicide" pinterest board.

Cunga, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

is that a tattoo of the ark of the covenant?

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

but waht do you hate?

Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Did we talk about this barf-inducing story yet?

"A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?" By: Josh Nonnenmoc.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, there's a blurry photo to accompany it:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/183943_431826886867286_716070848_n.jpg

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeh that's a real thing, writer got a Pulitzer iirc http://youtu.be/hnOPu0_YWhw

ばか ざっぴ (zappi), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

I think that's a perfect metaphor, actually. Much like when you hear a violin recital in the proper context, it's inspiring. When it's in a subway station (and, let's be honest here, Facebook is the subway of the Internet), it's a nuisance.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

Would be curious about the public transit behavior of Joshua Bell and other people behind this story. Does it take them, like, 5 or 6 hours to get anywhere?

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

I couldn't hear it I was jamming out to the latest hippity hop on my mp3 player device

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

I just hang out in public transport stations, they're the new third place everyone loves

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

well i don't know if something you can walk by is a nuisance, if he was following you around playing bach with a pleading look in his eyes maybe then it would be one.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link


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