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un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 10:48 (six years ago) Permalink

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un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 10:50 (six years ago) Permalink

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un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 10:51 (six years ago) Permalink

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un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 10:51 (six years ago) Permalink

gonna be an important thread for future historians i feel

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 11:20 (six years ago) Permalink

feel like you could shop the open end of that p'zolo onto goatse and no one would notice

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 11:21 (six years ago) Permalink

wow the p'zolo is huge. truly something to behold.

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:25 (six years ago) Permalink

it's kind of maddening. i mean if pizza hut and these other places would just take all the $$ they are presumably putting into r&d or whatever it's called in the fast food/chain restaurant world and instead put it towards quality ingredients with the aim of making simple (if greazy) good ol' fashioned pizza, then their products would be edible, something like they last were decades ago. the drive for novelty has become increasingly silly to the point where, when i opened this thread i momentarily thought these were just some jokey ideas that dayo or another person had photoshopped. the p'zolo things just look nightmarish. are they using half-starved drug-addled homeless ppl for their test-marketing subjects or what?

dell (del), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:26 (six years ago) Permalink

even mcdonald's has more dignity

dell (del), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:28 (six years ago) Permalink

A COOL COLLISION OF SALTY SWEAT

blossom smulch (schlump), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:36 (six years ago) Permalink

just bought a bacon sundae fyi

un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:55 (six years ago) Permalink

did it come with a decorative piece of bacon sticking out?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:57 (six years ago) Permalink

this is obvious but this is a direct correlation to the emphasis on drawing hits on websites instead of reporting news/doing actual journalism - these food products (see also the pizza with hot dogs in the crust) get the restaurants press coverage, draw in consumers who just want to try the products so they can say they tried them - it's all about boosting numbers

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:02 (six years ago) Permalink

edible memes

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:04 (six years ago) Permalink

consume the thing that consumes you

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:04 (six years ago) Permalink

did it come with a decorative piece of bacon sticking out?

they
give you one big slice and then a bunch of bits

un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:07 (six years ago) Permalink

wow, that bacon thing is real?!

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:08 (six years ago) Permalink

how times have changed

game of crones (La Lechera), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:08 (six years ago) Permalink

I could see the bk burger artist asking his manager on how many slices of bacon to put in the sundae

un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:11 (six years ago) Permalink

holding out for a vegan version with tofutti or soy delicious and some of those imitation bacon bits

dell (del), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

this is obvious but this is a direct correlation to the emphasis on drawing hits on websites instead of reporting news/doing actual journalism - these food products (see also the pizza with hot dogs in the crust) get the restaurants press coverage, draw in consumers who just want to try the products so they can say they tried them - it's all about boosting numbers

yeah i reckon that's so but it still seems absurdly short-sighted. but whatever. capitalism in the nineties. or whatever decade this is

dell (del), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:35 (six years ago) Permalink

cant believe the bacon sundae is real

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:48 (six years ago) Permalink

idk ppl have been putting bacon in desserts for a while now, not that crazy that a big fast food restaurant would jump on that

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:49 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah my best bro's fiancee sprinkles bacon in coffee.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:51 (six years ago) Permalink

full english breakfast smoothie

blossom smulch (schlump), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:55 (six years ago) Permalink

Thick, Hardwood

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

^ porn names

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 18:37 (six years ago) Permalink

and yeah, BK bacon sundae is not super surprising to me. makes sense: further mainstreaming of "yum bacon" meme, sweet + salty has been a food trend for a while. not a bad idea, though i don't trust burger king to do right by it.

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

I've had bacon + ice cream or bacon + chocolate on a few occasions and it's never really been a very successful combination. It's basically just a sweet thing with a few chewy out-of-place bits of bacon floating around.

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

I saw the P'zolo commercial on TV last night and startled my wife by yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT" at the television

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:49 (six years ago) Permalink

What in the fuck is the purpose of the apostrophe in the P'zone/P'zolo, other than to irritate me? Is there something wrong with "Pizzolo" (the word)? It's not like they're saving any syllables, really,

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

A made up word can be trademarked.

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

p'zolo live once thats the motto ni**a zolo

johnny crunch, Friday, 15 June 2012 21:08 (six years ago) Permalink

is "pizzone" a word?

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:09 (six years ago) Permalink

hahaha "The P'Zolo: Better than a Hot Pocket!"

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:14 (six years ago) Permalink

poo zoos only live once

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

I have never heard of a poo zoo coming back from the dead so there is that

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

poo zoo was the first p z combo I thought of, I should've went with the second: pussy zipper

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

"coprophiliac zoophile" - two words you never want to see together.

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

pinata zoroaster

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:16 (six years ago) Permalink

Pazuzuzolo

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:19 (six years ago) Permalink

I guess the name was chosen because "p'zolo!" is the sound someone makes when they bite into one and spit it out because it's too hot.

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

If there was a Klingon Pizza Hut, what would they call these?

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

pizza vuvuzelas think abt it

johnny crunch, Friday, 15 June 2012 21:26 (six years ago) Permalink

so who is gonna be the first one of us to actually eat a p'zolo?

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean we all know it's gonna be me but i just figured i'd give someone else the opportunity to step up to the plate this time

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:57 (six years ago) Permalink

white castle impossible burger??

https://instagram.com/p/Bhcw2H6nNgd/

maura, Thursday, 12 April 2018 01:25 (five months ago) Permalink

As someone with a nostalgia for childhood WC "rat burgers" but for 20+ years only eats meat when I know it's clean and where it comes from, this is GREAT NEWS.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 12 April 2018 01:57 (five months ago) Permalink

wait why is Questlove breaking this news? Does he own White Castle now?

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 12 April 2018 01:59 (five months ago) Permalink

i think he’s involved with impossible

maura, Thursday, 12 April 2018 03:18 (five months ago) Permalink

http://people.com/food/kfc-waffle-double-down-sandwich-canada/

Chicken crust with waffle inside.

adam the (abanana), Saturday, 14 April 2018 18:55 (five months ago) Permalink

I like chicken and waffles but

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 April 2018 19:02 (five months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Not a chain restaurant, but this thread seems appropriate. BuzzBallz, 20% abv drinks (in their defense, small cans so maybe not a 4 Loco situation). I found an empty can in the parking lot at work.

https://www.buzzballz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Buzzballz-Peach.jpg

nickn, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 04:39 (four months ago) Permalink

200 ml, about the size of a tennis ball. I thought it was kinda cute.

nickn, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 04:40 (four months ago) Permalink

I thought they were just a Spirit Airlines thing.

https://i.imgur.com/IyGxtyQ.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 13:11 (four months ago) Permalink

Lucky at One Mile at a Time usually reviews the first class section of Air Singapore or 5-star hotels in Dubai, but his review of flying ''the big chair'' at Spirit was one of his best:

To say that I was intrigued by Spirit’s “BuzzBallz” ready-to-drink cocktails would be an understatement. I figured I had to try them all. I was also under the impression that they served canned wine, so I figured I had to order one of those as well. My assumption, however, was that there was no way in hell they’d sell all that to me. So I had to come clean.

“I’m writing a story about Spirit Airlines, and have heard so much about by the BuzzBallz cocktails. I promise I won’t drink them all, but is it okay if I buy all three and a bottle of wine, and just test them all out?”

“Of course. And just so you know, the BuzzBallz Mile High Lemonade is exclusive to Spirit. Let us know what you think.”

However, as it turns out, I guess that explanation wasn’t necessary. The guy next to me said “that sounds good, I’ll have exactly the same,” and they sold that to him without issue. Only on Spirit Airlines would someone copy an order of three cocktails and wine.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 13:16 (four months ago) Permalink

someone's obviously never been on an easyjet flight from glasgow to alicante

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 13:34 (four months ago) Permalink

i kinda want to try that lemonade one...

scott seward, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 13:59 (four months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

More alcohol-related tomfoolery.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pawdk9/handmaids-tale-wine-canceled-vgtrn?utm_source=dmfb

nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:09 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

considering making a "best new food at the iowa state fair" poll but there are too many options here
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/entertainment/dining/2018/07/17/iowa-state-fair-new-food-2018-vendors-fairgrounds-des-moines-foods-sticks-beef-pork-corndog-chicken/772223002/#/gallery


Brisket Mango Tango - Cattlemen's Beef Quarters on the southeast corner of Walnut Square
All Iowa Belly Up Burger - The Rib Shack, south of Riley Stage
Beef Burnt Ends - Diamond Jacks, Rhode Island Ave.
Fresh Made Guacamole - Diamond Jacks, Rhode Island Ave.
Pork Belly Burnt Ends - Diamond Jacks, Rhode Island Ave.
Pork Belly Burnt Ends Poutine - Benoit Poutine & Fresh Cut Fries, north of the VI Building towards west entrance
Rocky Mountain Oysters - Benoit's Giant Tenderloins, south of Service Center
Frisalino On A Stick - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Reserve PBJ Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Iowa Sunrise Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Grand Champion Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Fair Lady Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Blue Ribbon Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Best of Show Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Apple Eggrolls - Applishus Stands: the east canopy of the Varied Industries Building, Cultural Center Courtyard, south side of Walk on Triangle and northwest corner of Walnut Square
4-Leaf Clover Cooler - The Salad Bowl, Cultural Center
Polish Sausage Corn Dog - Campbell's Double Bacon Corn Dog, north side of Grand Ave. in front of Grandstand.
Pickle Beer - The Bird's Nest, MidAmerican Stage
Duck Bacon Wonton - The Bird's Nest, MidAmerican Stage
Bacon Pancake Dippers - The Bird's Nest, MidAmerican Stage
Apple Dumpling - Iowa Orchard Association, main floor of the Ag. Bldg.
Cherry Pie Flurry - Ford Concessions Sundaes and Flurries, Walnut Square
Deep Fried Pecan Pie On A Stick - Deep Fried Twinkies, Oreo Cookies and Candy Bars; the front side of Grandstand
Salty Carmel Lightning Rod Ice Cream - Bauder's Ice Cream, southwest side of Ag. Bldg.
Pork Belly On A Stick - Iowa Pork Producers - Iowa Pork Tent, northeast of Ag. Bldg. on Grand Ave.
Lamb Sausage Breakfast Sandwich - Fresh American Lamb, east side of Sheep Barn by Main Entrance
Caribbean Leg of Lamb Taco - Fresh American Lamb, east side of Sheep Barn by Main Entrance
Toasted Turkey Bomber - Iowa Turkey Federation, west side of
Rube Dog - Pickle Dawg and Footlongs, north side of Walk on Triangle
Rainbow Popcorn - Snappy Popcorn, east of Little Hands and north of ALC
Caramel Apple Popcorn - Snappy Popcorn, east of Little Hands and north of ALC
Muddy Pig On A Stick (Popcorn) - Snappy Popcorn, east of Little Hands and north of ALC
Popcorn On A Stick (Shape of Iowa) - Snappy Popcorn, east of Little Hands and north of ALC
Tiny Tator - Eat It's Chicken City, north side of Grand Ave. and south of Susan Knapp Amphitheater
Chicken Livers - Eat It's Chicken City, north side of Grand Ave. and south of Susan Knapp Amphitheater
Chicken Gizzards - Eat It's Chicken City, north side of Grand Ave. and south of Susan Knapp Amphitheater
Smoked Chicken Leg - Eat It's Chicken City, north side of Grand Ave. and south of Susan Knapp Amphitheater
Portobello Strips On A Stick - The Veggie-Table, north of the VI Bldg., west of the Main Entrance
Double Dutch Almond Funnel Cake - McGrath's Funnel Cakes, Triangle
Jamaican Jerk Chicken - GMig's Wrap Stand, southeast of the VI Bldg.
Cookie Dough Spaghetti - Dipped in Chocolate, the outer perimeter of the Livestock Pavilion
Cookie Dough Sundae - Dipped in Chocolate, the outer perimeter of the Livestock Pavilion
Not So Thin Mint Ice Cream - Dipped in Chocolate, the outer perimeter of the Livestock Pavilion
Peppermint Patty Bars - Dipped in Chocolate, the outer perimeter of the Livestock Pavilion
Chicken Bacon Ranch Quesadilla - Quesadilla Junction, west of the Jacobson Exhibition Center
Pickle Popper - Grater Taters, west of Riley Stage
Maple Bacon Ice Cream - Soukup's Wonder Bars, west side of Riley Stage
Honey Sriracha Cheese Stix - Zag's Po-Boys, Rhode Island Ave. southwest of Livestock Pavilion
Breakfast Sausage In A Waffle On A Stick - Waffle Chix, southwest corner of the Conservation Bldg.
Chicken In A Waffle On A Stick - Waffle Chix, southwest corner of the Conservation Bldg.
Cookie Dough In A Waffle On A Stick - Waffle Chix, southwest corner of the Conservation Bldg.
Milky In A Waffle On A Stick - Waffle Chix, southwest corner of the Conservation Bldg.
Snickers In A Waffle On A Stick - Waffle Chix, southwest corner of the Conservation Bldg.
Poffertjes - The Wooden Shoe, north of VI Bldg., near West End.
Cappatoast
Fair Square, Krispy Kokonut - Blue Ribbon Fair Squares, northeast of the Admin. Bldg. on Grand Ave.

mh, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:06 (one month ago) Permalink

Some of those are just normal foods that are presumably new to the fair though. (Burnt ends, btw, are the best part of the cow.)

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:14 (one month ago) Permalink

“Pickle beer” is pretty Dr Strongo’s neuvo cuisine

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:15 (one month ago) Permalink

there are a surprising number of non-weird ones and some veg cuisine. not sure how to feel about that

mh, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:16 (one month ago) Permalink

Am i crazy or does none of that sound that crazy

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:18 (one month ago) Permalink

Lol at fresh guac tho

Stand out option

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:19 (one month ago) Permalink

DISRUPTION IN THE SOCIAL BURGER SPACE

A Washington DC burger chain has apologised for its use of an image of a photojournalist beheaded by Isis in a tweet advertisement.

Z-Burger had put an image of slain reporter James Foley, who was captured by Isis in 2012 while covering the conflict in Syria. A video of his brutal 2014 murder was distributed by the group.

Chain owner Peter Tabibian took the tweet down and said in a statement: “An apology has been sent to some of you from a contracted marketing company over an unfortunate incident, a post in very poor taste that was not approved by me before being uploaded to our Twitter account”.

On 21 July the company's Twitter account posted an advertisement with an image of Mr Foley wearing an orange jumpsuit and kneeling facing the camera with a member of Isis wearing a full mask over their face. It was superimposed with an image of two hands holding a burger.

The tweet read: When you say you want a burger and someone says okay lets hit McDonald’s" accompanied by an emoji of eyes. The caption of the photo read: "You disgrace me".

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/07/28/19/screen-shot-2018-07-28-at-2.21.19-pm.png?w600

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 July 2018 10:41 (one month ago) Permalink

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/29/business/media/lifestyle-brands-marketing.html

Earlier this summer, Chipotle’s new chief marketing officer outlined a lofty vision for the burrito-and-taco chain and the feelings it could one day evoke in consumers.

“Our ultimate marketing mission is to make Chipotle not just a food brand but a purpose-driven lifestyle brand,” the executive, Christopher Brandt, said on an earnings call. By that, he added, he meant that “Chipotle will become a brand that people want to know about, want to be a part of and want to wear as a badge.”

The same month, a release from Godiva noted the company’s desire “to be seen as a lifestyle brand by leveraging their culinary expertise to expand beyond chocolates.” Pizza Hut, Blue Apron and IHOP have also described themselves as lifestyle brands.

What does that even mean?

Brands have long tried to persuade people that they represent something larger than the mere goods they sell. If you wanted “to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,” as the 1971 jingle put it, you bought a Coke. More recently, the term “lifestyle brand” has attached itself to celebrity lines — like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop — and retailers like Ralph Lauren, which maintain a certain aesthetic across a range of products.

Now, all kinds of companies are trying the strategy of using emotion and “shared values” to build relationships with consumers — and to sell them more stuff.

maura, Monday, 30 July 2018 13:37 (one month ago) Permalink

i deeply and profoundly identify with the IHOP brand and only wish it could permeate all the aspects of my daily lifestyle currently saturated with the ILX brand

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:48 (one month ago) Permalink

Earlier this summer, Chipotle’s new chief marketing officer outlined a lofty vision for the burrito-and-taco chain and the feelings it could one day evoke in consumers

chipotle's new vision: no longer evoking feelings of extreme nausea after giving customers e. coli

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:48 (one month ago) Permalink

You knew this game was rigged. In your heart, you knew there was no way it could be any other way.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-an-ex-cop-rigged-mcdonalds-monopoly-game-and-stole-millions

pplains, Monday, 30 July 2018 13:57 (one month ago) Permalink

this story is amazing

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:18 (one month ago) Permalink

I remember that news breaking at the time, the whole story is pretty wild

devops mom (silby), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:28 (one month ago) Permalink

Chipotle's in-house music hasn't been quite as great lately. I blame that for any drop in purchases, even more than the cursed cheese sauce

mh, Monday, 30 July 2018 14:48 (one month ago) Permalink

That queso is fucking nasty looking

“Our ultimate marketing mission is to make Chipotle not just a food brand but a purpose-driven lifestyle brand,” the executive, Christopher Brandt, said on an earnings call. By that, he added, he meant that “Chipotle will go out of business within six months to a year.”

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 09:48 (one month ago) Permalink

Competition in fast casual is substantially tighter than it was when Chipotle was first blowing up, and as much as millennials love lifestyle brands I can’t fathom what Chipotle can offer there. A Snapchat channel?

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:37 (one month ago) Permalink

burrito animoji iirc

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:42 (one month ago) Permalink

my local chipotle is getting hammered by doordash type deliverers who completely disrupt their ordering/building processes, maybe they could get a handle on that, it would really enhance my lifestyle

j., Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:37 (one month ago) Permalink

Earlier this summer, Chipotle’s new chief marketing officer outlined a lofty vision for the burrito-and-taco chain and the feelings it could one day evoke in consumers.

“Our ultimate marketing mission is to make Chipotle not just a food brand but a purpose-driven lifestyle brand,” the executive, Christopher Brandt, said on an earnings call. By that, he added, he meant that “Chipotle will become a brand that people want to know about, want to be a part of and want to wear as a badge.”

nominative determinism

mor frog bs (S-), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 07:44 (one month ago) Permalink

D:

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 August 2018 13:58 (one month ago) Permalink

yeah hey mcdonalds don't do that pls

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:01 (one month ago) Permalink

How many coffees are served per day by teenagers being paid fuck all? Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

mor frog bs (S-), Friday, 3 August 2018 01:47 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I have not tried any flavored Oreos, which I think is a questionable endeavor in general but this

No.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:19 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i think id quite like the wasabi one

nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:21 (three weeks ago) Permalink

gtfo

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:21 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Protip: if you have the agility to pee in your own mouth you can probably experience the same taste sensation for free.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

ha :)

nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:26 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I'd totally try the wasabi one

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Or try OL's advice

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Wasabi KitKat is edible and non-disgusting if not all that wonderful -- I don't imagine this is much different.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:14 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Have Guinness-flavored chips (aka crisps) been mentioned itt? Because I bought a bag of those and, well, they tried.

Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i've had them before, thought they were allllright but didnt taste too much of guinness

nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:26 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I think they just make this stuff so that people will feed it to american college kids on youtube

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink

American Millennials Eat British Chip Flavors While Listening To Orinoco Flow And Reacting To Slenderman

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:38 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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