the eric andre show

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get yourself together man
move to philly
buy a loft
start a noise band
get 6 or 7 roommates
eat hummus with them
book some gigs
paint
smoke cloves
listen to animal collective
start some type of salsa company

johnny crunch, Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:05 (eight years ago) link

poll

la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:49 (eight years ago) link

get 6 or 7 roommates tops

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:51 (eight years ago) link

THANK YOU WHINEY

toandos, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 04:59 (eight years ago) link

scat auto tune

pplains, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:33 (eight years ago) link

The second time Bruce Vilanch crashed into the desk I lost it completely.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:46 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

you're like stunningly beautiful
you look like a girl that, like, really enjoys doritos

johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:54 (eight years ago) link

who knew that mensa were such bitches?

pplains, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:55 (eight years ago) link

I really didn't think I would find a T&E-associated venture I liked more than Tom Goes To The Mayor but this show is fucking incredible

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:17 (eight years ago) link

Has anybody seen the live performances of this?

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:31 (eight years ago) link

dave cool tweeted about it.

pplains, Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:42 (eight years ago) link

The live show was like full-contact Odd Future Gallagher Gang Smash Em All

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:56 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

this is fucking hilarious, can't believe i've been sleeping on this show

Spectrum, Friday, 4 January 2013 15:46 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

didn't realize there was a thread. I love this goddamn show. Hannibal for president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATc0oZcX9Y

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:37 (seven years ago) link

the bit where he has a grizzly bear on had me doubled over

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:39 (seven years ago) link

TOUR DATES
Nov 7 ­- Seattle, WA ­- The Crocodile
Nov 8 -­ Portland, OR ­- Star Theatre
Nov 9 -­ Eugene, OR - W.O.W. Hall
Nov 11 ­- San Francisco, CA -­ The Chapel
Nov 14 ­- Phoenix, AZ -­ Crescent Ballroom
Nov 16 -­ Austin, TX ­- Red 7
Nov 18 ­- New Orleans, LA ­- One Eyed Jacks
Nov 19 ­- Atlanta, GA ­- Terminal West
Nov 20 -­ Nashville, TN -­ Exit/In

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:41 (seven years ago) link

this is back on friday

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:30 (seven years ago) link

season premiere was pretty funny. one of the guests seemed genuinely pissed off he wasn't booked on a "real" talk show. hot package was pretty good, too, new show by the TV Carnage guy.

Spectrum, Friday, 4 October 2013 14:49 (seven years ago) link

holy God this is the fucking funniest thing ever.

just saw the New Years Eve Spooktacular. the Luther Vandross wheel had me dying...and the improvised song about New Years sang over the kids in the band.

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 October 2013 06:21 (seven years ago) link

it's time for a segment called

THESE...ARE...PEOPLE

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 October 2013 06:23 (seven years ago) link

lolololol ghostbusters

"her own worst critic"

Mordy , Tuesday, 15 October 2013 02:06 (seven years ago) link

cannot stop LOLing at "You're the Pat Summit of my dick"

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:45 (seven years ago) link

still LOL when I think of this one reply Hannibal gave to Eric in one episode. can't remember it verbatim, but it was something like "In your mind, you really think those words needed to be on television"?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:14 (seven years ago) link

ha ha. after his beyonce/stomachs thing.

schlump, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:23 (seven years ago) link

oh my God, this last episode had me in tears.

the Joran Van Der Sloot/James Van Der Beek conflation joke ("did you kill that girl in the Aruba?").

The cooking segment ("THERE IS NO GOD! ONCE YOU'RE DEAD THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW WHAT COOKING IS, ERIC? PAIN!).

T-Pain firing a gun while finishing the Star-Spangled Banner

God this guy ..........I would teabag him if it meant endless episodes.

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:57 (six years ago) link

great show, didn't know there was more than one season

Sébastien, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:04 (six years ago) link

van der beek looked a little like the experience was genuinely fucking with him! I like the way celebrities come on the show and appear to be sideswiped by all the gags

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:09 (six years ago) link

eric andre hit me in the head with a garbage can and all i got was this lousy headache

anky, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:21 (six years ago) link

(Hint: Van Der Beek and Krysten Ritter were both on Don't Trust The B... w/E. Andre, so they probablly know at least a little of what's up. Or at least a little more than, say, Lou Ferigno.)

little shitty donut anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:28 (six years ago) link

wink Martendale was crepey

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:33 (six years ago) link

went and saw him last night. show was MESSY. he brained me with a garbage can and hit lxy with a drinks tray.
no hannibal :(

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (six years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/501is4.jpg

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (six years ago) link

he interviewd butterfly from digable planets & made him verrry uncomfortable when he asked him how far he got with ladybug

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:12 (six years ago) link

love this guy

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 November 2013 18:53 (six years ago) link

the unintelligible rapper was great this week

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2013 20:43 (six years ago) link

i love andre's noize dude moanwave pedal monologue

imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 16 November 2013 04:41 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the fuck and how the fuck did it take me so long to watch this show? this show is incredible

balls, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:11 (six years ago) link

"THIS SOUNDS... LIKE A DIPLO SONG"
wyatt cenac and henry rollins cameos a+

Best episode

tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 December 2013 16:15 (six years ago) link

henry rollins looks a lot like macgyver these days

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 9 December 2013 23:19 (six years ago) link

missed the rollins episode but this week's finale was basically exactly what i've been wanting the show to do from day one.

nose, Friday, 13 December 2013 05:49 (six years ago) link

this has definitely become one of the best things on tv this season
very noise
want to see this live very badly now

i crashed on this dude's c0uch once

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Friday, 13 December 2013 07:47 (six years ago) link

what did it smell like

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 December 2013 08:00 (six years ago) link

Want to help me register new voters?

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 2, 2018

... (Eazy), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:25 (two years ago) link

Wasn't he soliciting to join someone's/anyone's noise band?

Yerac, Friday, 6 July 2018 18:26 (two years ago) link

isn't he doing the voice in some upcoming animated TV show?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 July 2018 19:07 (two years ago) link

Yup, the new one from Matt Groening.

Simon H., Friday, 6 July 2018 19:09 (two years ago) link

he seems like he'd be 'on' a lot of the time which could get exhausting but idk i don't see why he comes across as an asshole

global tetrahedron, Friday, 6 July 2018 19:13 (two years ago) link

I find a lot of "on" people are pretty chill in real life. I would hang with him.

Yerac, Friday, 6 July 2018 19:15 (two years ago) link

I met him years ago at a show I played in NYC, around 2006 I think, before he had a tv show. He seemed very nice and chill.

A year ago, I was deleting spam messages from an address I rarely check anyway, and the sender's name "eric andre" caught my eye. I thought, wow, spammers are getting creative. Turned out it was actually from him...from nine years prior. He wanted me to join him in a noise band and play backyard wrestling events in Brooklyn. I tweeted a screenshot of the email at him and wrote something like, "Hey, just found this...I'm up for it if you're still up for it," but didn't hear back.

Always check your spam folder.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 19:31 (two years ago) link

He is very chill IRL.

Also, M4M is out now:

Free episodes of M4M on https://t.co/tGVc8XGilh NOW thru the whole weekend! https://t.co/gsMCh19AJA @TVCARNAGE @adultswim #mostly4millennials

— Eric Andre (@ericandre) July 6, 2018

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 7 July 2018 03:47 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://twitter.com/ericandre

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:54 (one year ago) link

ha whoops:

@AOC⁩ is here! pic.twitter.com/x790F2q2m2

— Eric Andre (@ericandre) March 16, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:55 (one year ago) link

the krft pnk special was unwatchable

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:14 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

wow

maura, Sunday, 23 June 2019 12:20 (one year ago) link

rel lost a lot of weight.
this seems like a very bad idea.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:06 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAIgBejD9dE/
dude hasn't done much of interest since the show died, maybe this will be okay?
anybody but me see bad trip? it's pretty terrible but somehow kept me around all the way through.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:10 (five months ago) link

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2016/tOBm8QY.jpg

calstars, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:25 (five months ago) link

very happy with the way 'we'll be right back' has been picked up by wrestling fans

orange cassidy will be right back pic.twitter.com/8mS3nXtkEv

— ceo of orange cassidy (@jonmoxIeys) May 14, 2020

maura, Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:41 (five months ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAIgBejD9dE/
dude hasn't done much of interest since the show died, maybe this will be okay?
anybody but me see bad trip? it's pretty terrible but somehow kept me around all the way through.

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, May 13, 2020 3:10 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's coming to Netflix apparently. so I'll maybe catch it. it looks v bad. I'm more interested in the stand-up special

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:42 (five months ago) link

Bad Trip isn't really VERY bad. It's possibly the most unapologetically dumb thing I've ever seen (there's a lengthy scene where Eric breaks into a zoo cage and is repeatedly raped by a gorilla in front of a tour group of unsuspecting patrons) but it somehow keeps moving the chains.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:45 (five months ago) link

i mean, to be clear, it IS really very bad. but it's watchable!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:46 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

The stand up special is bonkers.

In a good way

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 10:44 (four months ago) link

v funny

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:45 (four months ago) link

Has some good moments. I don't think it's his ideal format though

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:48 (four months ago) link

A lot of the bits were just him describing visuals that they would have executed if it were part of one of his show's episodes. Which was fine! It was fun.

Evan, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:58 (four months ago) link

I don't think standup is where he excels best, but he has kind of an astructural style like Bob Saget which I enjoy

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:14 (four months ago) link

had some really hard LOLs, but target audience was clearly like, 17 year old stoners

flopson, Thursday, 25 June 2020 07:27 (four months ago) link

i like when his voice gets really loud

flopson, Thursday, 25 June 2020 07:27 (four months ago) link

Does the netflix show get better after like the first 10-15 minutes?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:18 (three months ago) link

yes, significantly so. it starts a bit meander-y even by his own standards

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:22 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DS0W7ttplg

old routine but as someone who actually has seen the show in question this is quite accurate

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:24 (three months ago) link

funny thing about this is the Eric Andre show can kinda be described the same way

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:26 (three months ago) link

netflix special is watchable but eric's dada-chic anarcho-progressive schtick, sans high concept framing, begins to eat its own tail quickly

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:29 (three months ago) link

saw him do straight stand up about 5 years ago in a smallish club and it seemed a lot better than this. but tbf we nodded off after like 15-20 min

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:56 (three months ago) link

(of Netflix special)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:56 (three months ago) link

based on what i know from his earlier club work, the danger of being potentially clobbered by eric likely would've made a live experience a lot more exciting... he was pretty out of control i think

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 22:08 (three months ago) link

Nu-COVID-style repeat appearance on Hot Ones (the first one from 2016 is hilarious):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBnlL-XpPc

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 11 July 2020 03:37 (three months ago) link

...that ends in a seriously not good fashion, oof.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 11 July 2020 03:42 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

SEASON FIVE ON OCTOBER 25
https://www.instagram.com/p/CE93E9jj97-

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:33 (one month ago) link

well that's cool cause he should stick to that format, preferably with lots of man-on-the-streetness. the standup special was not so good. "you guys ever try DRUGS before? that shit's so crazy!"

I like to just pretend his movie never happened

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:45 (one month ago) link

It’s not his best side but I thought it was pretty decent

frogbs, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:52 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/7OWw7ysEFz

— Eric Andre (@ericandre) October 16, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:56 (two weeks ago) link

TIME TO DELIVER A PI ZZA BALLLLL

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:01 (two weeks ago) link

the intro to that bit is probably the greatest 5 seconds of television ever made

frogbs, Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:04 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3Lk-Fml4c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:12 (two weeks ago) link

bump

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:24 (five days ago) link

Thank u 4 reminder to record the encore presentations overnite, missing the season premieres would have been tragic.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:39 (five days ago) link

first two episodes are not good. mostly callbacks to old gags and lots of guests who are clearly aware they're walking into a goof. everything has felt stale and canned so far.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:32 (four days ago) link

All true but for some reason watching it on a whim over lunch without any expectations I still idly enjoyed it. My critical brain was totally not paying attention.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:45 (four days ago) link

i mean i'll keep watching it! but these felt particularly unengaged to me and, given eric's generally uninspired work since s4 wrapped, i'm a little worried

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:52 (four days ago) link


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