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Welcome to Vegemite Grrl's Home for the Absent-Minded, where you can tell tales of putting milk in the pantry/driving to the store and then forgetting what you went there to buy/looking for your glasses for 20 minutes before you realize you're wearing them/etcetera without fear of reprisals*.
*Polite and or incredulous laughing and headshaking are par for the course and to be expected.

I hope I'm not the only one who fills this full of tales. Oh I have so many. Here's today's:

I have a cool hoonjadoonja that I plug my iphone/ipod into so that it will play through the car stereo. It's awesome.
...Except for when I put my phone/pod in my pocket without unplugging it and go to get out of the car. That's when I feel a sharp tug and a) my phone flies out of my pocket onto the ground still plugged in, or b) the rest of the device that plugs into the console rips out and I notice a cord coming out of my pocket and go "OHH RIGHT".

Hangs head.

Welcome, one and all.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:22 (eight years ago) link

Recently my wife emailed me at work a digital photo of our utility drawer. Where I had replaced the scissors I had used to cut open a cheese package. And where I also placed the cheese.

Soccer mom, hopeless and lost, in utter despair (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:30 (eight years ago) link

<3 welcome. You are among friend/s, Dan.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:32 (eight years ago) link

Today I let a no knead bread rise for 10 hours too long, then when I dumped it out on the workspace to salvage, discovered I had used twice as much water as called for. The white, pasty, wet gloop spilled all over everything.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:33 (eight years ago) link

Goes to supermarket to get one specific item I'm out of (toilet paper, margarine, water, coffee, stuff you need every day), returns with a car filled with everything on the shopping list, except that one thing I needed. But I did cross it off the list in the store. Why do I even make lists?

StanM, Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:10 (eight years ago) link

oh god I do that so much

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:13 (eight years ago) link

hi

buzza, Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:14 (eight years ago) link

Today I was in the kitchen holding the baby and trying to rinse a dish. Next thing I know I am in the bedroom and could hear water running because for some weird reason I forgot to turn of the kitchen faucet.

*tera, Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:16 (eight years ago) link

I shall try to spare this thread my continuing adventures in never being able to remember if I locked the front door, but I'm sure I'll have many other things to bring here :(

yesterday I forgot to check there was nothing sitting on top of the fishtank (which is too close to the wall to look behind and too heavy and full of fish to move) before opening it, and had to sheepishly ask if the birthday card I rescued just in time was the only thing that had been there, or if I had lost anything useful

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:13 (eight years ago) link

Goes to supermarket to get one specific item I'm out of (toilet paper, margarine, water, coffee, stuff you need every day), returns with a car filled with everything on the shopping list, except that one thing I needed. But I did cross it off the list in the store. Why do I even make lists?

i do this all the time but last week outdid myself when i left the house to get a couple of essentials and somehow completely forget to go to the shop at all. i think i literally just wandered around for a bit listening to nicki minaj and got distracted by a market with nice food.

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:22 (eight years ago) link

This one time after making a cup of tea I put the kettle in the fridge, and had to re-arrange quite a lot of stuff in there to make it fit.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 7 June 2012 10:31 (eight years ago) link

Three times a day I wander around my classroom for four or five minutes trying to locate something I've set down--my clipboard, student work, my coffee, a red pen, etc. Yesterday I left the coffee cup in the supply cupboard. As I look for these things, usually muttering to myself, five students will come up to me in the interim with a question about something; "Hang on," I'll say tersely, as I wave them away before continuing my search.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 June 2012 12:08 (eight years ago) link

I once somehow misplaced a pen in my pocket. Yes, in my pocket. I totally couldn't find it, so grabbed another pen and put it in there. Then at the end of the day, I found two pens in my pocket.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:02 (eight years ago) link

I've got one pen in my pocket
And the other one...correction--two pens in my pocket.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:12 (eight years ago) link

This one time after making a cup of tea I put the kettle in the fridge, and had to re-arrange quite a lot of stuff in there to make it fit.

This one made me giggle like mad.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:28 (eight years ago) link

That's like me putting a coffee pod in the machine and hitting "brew" and not realizing I hadn't put a cup under the spout. Did that in full view of my manager once.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:30 (eight years ago) link

I caught myself one morning about to pour milk in the water-tank of the espresso maker. O_o

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:57 (eight years ago) link

i love these. esp the cheese one.

rayuela, Thursday, 7 June 2012 15:00 (eight years ago) link

Mr Veg has this one particular look he gives me when these things happen. It's like a cross between abject concern for my mental health and sheer unbridled amusement at my ridiculousness.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:50 (eight years ago) link

Had to get up early today for work, closed (usually always open) bedroom door so wife could sleep in. After breakfast, remembered something I had to get from wardrobe, ran full-tilt into bedroom door in the dark, bent glasses/nose/knee. Now knee hurts in the cold, and I have become an old man.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 June 2012 23:45 (eight years ago) link

not to mention woke up your wife rather abruptly, I would imagine

epistantophus, Friday, 8 June 2012 01:01 (eight years ago) link

oh James owwww

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 01:20 (eight years ago) link

turned out she was awake all along

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:21 (eight years ago) link

The best friends an absent-minded person will ever have are habits so deeply rutted, so acidly etched upon the brain cells as to be automatic, and utterly and mechanically reliable. For example, I trained myself never to close a car door unless the keys to the car are enclosed in my fist. I verify this over and over, habitually. Even when I am not the driver.

Aimless, Friday, 8 June 2012 03:14 (eight years ago) link

i can't even count the amount of times that i've frantically scrambled around the house searching for my keys before realizing they're in my back pocket

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 June 2012 03:16 (eight years ago) link

Yep aims I do that too, I developed a "look back at the seat I just got up from" habit when exiting trains/cafe seats/etc to ensure i dont leave behind bags or umbrellas. I put my keys in a spot, same spot, no matter what when I come home.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 8 June 2012 03:18 (eight years ago) link

That would be a better approach than my current 'keep everything in your pockets at all times, thus carrying 2kg of crap on your hips at all times' method

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:30 (eight years ago) link

haha omg, im a fucking space cadet: after riding to work one day i took the subway home carrying my bicycle helmet, walked in the door and saw the empty spot on the wall where my bike usually goes and shouted "holy shit! where's my bike??". I set up for a performance that i completely forgot i was performing in. and i have (more than once) walked about 5 blocks from the house before i realized i was supposed to be checking the mail. fucking hippie parents man. they ruined me.

dude...I so feel you on this.

I carpool with Mr Veg & usually have the car, but every now and then he'll drop me at work and take the car. Inevitably on those days I will grab my keys at lunchtime, walk all the way out to the parking lot where I usually park my car and then go 'where the fuck is my ca----oh wait I don't have the car today'.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:39 (eight years ago) link

My housemate forgot to go to one of his best mate's wedding. I think thats pretty stellar.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:39 (eight years ago) link

I lose stuff all the time - when it comes around the time for hat and scarf, I will always go through 1-2 of both before they settle in 'on the inventory' and I know to check for them on getting up from wherever I've been. And then when it is no longer time for hat and scarf, there's a few weeks of occasional panic that I've left them somewhere, fading into more existential dread that I've left something somewhere, but what?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 June 2012 05:47 (eight years ago) link

my worst, most horrifying absent-minded moment was when I was immigrating to the States. I took a flight that had 24 hour layover in Japan, so that necessitated going through customs etc. So as I'm preparing to re-embark on my journey after the layover, I've gone through the security check where they've x-rayed my carry on luggage etc etc and I'm now standing in line at customs, holding my passport and boarding pass waiting to get my passport stamped.

As I'm standing in line I see a Japanese airport guard walking along the length of the room, holding up a black satchel. He's not saying anything, just displaying it, walking back and forth along the lenght of the room. He walks by again and this time I notice the bag and think, huh that's a similar bag to mine. I look down, and realize that I AM NOT WEARING MY CARRYON BAG IE BLACK SATCHEL HOLY FUCK THAT'S MINE and I bolt after the guard to meekly reclaim my important possessions. ie wallet money, phone, everything I own.

I still get a wave of nausea thinking about that.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:49 (eight years ago) link

Needless to say I'm ridiculously ocd about my belongings when I travel now

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 05:50 (eight years ago) link

ACE thread

on sunday I spent fully 15 minutes looking for the keys that were in my back pocket

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 June 2012 06:45 (eight years ago) link

oh and the thing where I'll be looking for 'er indoors in a shopping centre/street and repeatedly not see her standing right in front of me (this happens weekly)

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 June 2012 06:47 (eight years ago) link

your bag story is terrifying btw, the worst possible thing to lose at the worst possible time

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 June 2012 06:49 (eight years ago) link

oh and yesterday I put a bottle of olive oil in a calico bag and realised 10 minutes later that I hadn't put the lid back on

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 June 2012 06:52 (eight years ago) link

i don't know why but my most advanced displays of absent-mindedness involved bathtubs. I once switched on the tap to start myself a bath. While waiting for the tub to fill up I started doing other things and then decided I needed to do my grocery shopping. which took me about a half hour. I came back to a well-flooded apartment and some very angry neighbors. Another time, same thing, tub filling up and I start watching a movie. After a while I realised that the sound of water flowing that I was hearing did not come from the movie but from my bathroom where luckily the tub had only just a bit overflowed. And for some absent-mindedness that did not involve tubs, there's the day I went outside my flat to throw away the garbage. The door to my flat shut behind me. I then noticed I didn't have my keys. So I start knocking on the door hoping my flatmate hears me. Then after 10mns I remember that he's not home. So I go knock at our neighbor's place to see if I can hang out with him until my flatmate returns. Neighbor wasn't there so I spent 1 hour waiting outside my apartment only to see my flatmate return and open the door without a key. That's when I remembered that unless you used your key, the door isn't locked.

Jibe, Friday, 8 June 2012 07:44 (eight years ago) link

oh god your airport story VG

once when i was coming back from atlanta, i went through customs as normal, including taking my laptop out of my hand luggage for the scanner as is standard. got out the other end, got my stuff together, took the little train thing from customs to the terminals, settled down in the lounge and decided i had time to go on the internet and OMG WHERE IS LAPTOP. i'd just walked off from customs without it!!!! luckily i had enough time to take the train back, endure the mocking laughter of the officials as i reclaimed it etc.

yesterday i popped out to the shops, halfway down road realised i'd forgotten my wallet, duh. nothing new here. got home, decided to change my coat as well cuz it wasn't as cold as i thought it would be, left house again, got to the shop and realised i had STILL FORGOTTEN MY WALLET. goddddddddddd

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:03 (eight years ago) link

the whereabouts of my keys are also a permanent mystery to me - even though i actually HAVE a designated place i always put the fucking things all the time in order to prevent scenarios like, eg, having to cancel social engagements because i can't find my keys anywhere (this happens on a regular basis).

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:04 (eight years ago) link

My daughter, who's now 22, still remembers the trauma of us heading out to something important when she was about 7 and we were seriously delayed by my inability to locate my keys.

To this day, whenever I'm looking for something, she suggests 'the vegetable rack'

Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Friday, 8 June 2012 08:30 (eight years ago) link

oh man just remembered one from when i was a kid (around 8-9). I had football practice with my brother. once it was over, i walk back to school talking with a friend (that's a 15minute walk). when i arrive at school you're supposed to register upon arrival so i give me and my brother's name. the guy looks at me strangely and i don't understand why. then he asks me where my brother, whom i'm registering, is. he was by the football field patiently waiting for me to take him to school.

Jibe, Friday, 8 June 2012 08:35 (eight years ago) link

I left my passport by the sink in the airport toilets once. Got back to the gate where the plane was about to leave and realised and ran back to the toilets in a panic not even knowing if I'd had it when I went there. Luckily it was still there and the plane hadn't gone yet. If someone had nicked it, or even helpfully handed it in at some kind of central desk far away from my gate...

(I have hated airports since the time I missed my plane because the queue for the security scan was going really slowly, and there are no clocks or flight announcements in the security area so I didn't know my flight was being called, and anyway there were no staff around to ask to be let through faster. You don't get a refund for that, the staff just look at you like you're a moron and then you have to go and pay for a new flight. I still feel it was not quite my fault, but uh, I could have been checking the time more instead of just standing where I was told and assuming that since I hadn't heard my name on the completely silent tannoy it was all fine)

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:03 (eight years ago) link

xps I can't have a leather wallet like a grownup, I need one of those canvas skater type ones cos leather wallets don't have anything to attach one's keys onto and whenever they get seperated I lock myself out of places at basically the first opportunity

geezargh butlargh (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:06 (eight years ago) link

I have actually done the thing that you're really not supposed to be able to do any more - due to poor ticket checking on the part of the steward, got on the wrong plane and only realised when there was fortunately someone already in 'my' seat.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 8 June 2012 09:26 (eight years ago) link

I've just this evening missed a flight to my parents place because I completely blanked on the concept that I was travelling to the airport in peak hour traffic, and didnt factor that in to my timing :( Fuckin.

I feel like a complete dickhead. Luckily they allowed me to move to the first thing tomorrow morming flight for only a small extra fee.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:35 (eight years ago) link

Ive never missed a plane in my life, I'm always meticilously early to airports, so I am really mad at myself.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 8 June 2012 10:35 (eight years ago) link

far out :(

that's not kewell (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 June 2012 11:02 (eight years ago) link

Put an electric kettle on the hob over christmas. Haven't had a hob kettle for about 5 years.

owenf, Friday, 8 June 2012 11:24 (eight years ago) link

has anyone else ever...forgotten to put their shoes on when leaving the house?

couple of years ago i was actually on the tube, one stop away from my house, when i realised i was still wearing my slippers. never felt so self-conscious as when i had to go back and shuffle home to put my shoes on :(

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 8 June 2012 13:09 (eight years ago) link

hb dude \m/

mookieproof, Friday, 17 April 2020 16:46 (seven months ago) link

:D

thx mookie!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:06 (seven months ago) link

hbd VG! One of the best!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:09 (seven months ago) link

this gal

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 18:18 (seven months ago) link

a legend imo

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2020 18:22 (seven months ago) link

happy birthday!

brownie, Friday, 17 April 2020 18:56 (seven months ago) link

HB to a poster of great acumen and excellence!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2020 19:00 (seven months ago) link

HB VG! a legend indeed

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 17 April 2020 21:52 (seven months ago) link

yayyyy VG a light in these dark times

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 18 April 2020 00:40 (seven months ago) link

There's a very famous actress who's starred on a TV show, been in movies, written books... and I can not remember her name. I can sure as hell remember her character's name, but not her IRL name.

I can see her face, hear her voice, name all of the other actors she's done work with. I can even see the book cover in my mind, but I can not for the life of me remember her name.

I could google the answer in four seconds, but I'd really, really like to figure this one out on my own.

pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:42 (seven months ago) link

Know how it goes

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:50 (seven months ago) link

god speed, pplains

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:51 (seven months ago) link

At this point, it's a block because I know it's a block. And just like losing hiccups once you become unaware that you have hiccups, I'll remember this woman's name again.

pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:57 (seven months ago) link

Shirley you'll recall her name.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 April 2020 03:28 (seven months ago) link

it's anne dudek

yr welcome

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 03:34 (seven months ago) link

I had this in a pub quiz trying to remember Viggo Mortensen's name.

kinder, Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:06 (seven months ago) link

it’s ‘viggo mortensen’ iirc

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:15 (seven months ago) link

They're legally bound to accept 'Aragorn' ftr

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:25 (seven months ago) link

I couldn’t remember Aaron Paul’s name in a pub quiz. All I could come up with was “it’s two first names... one of them might be Brian?”

epistantophus, Thursday, 23 April 2020 12:57 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I swear I picked up biscuits at the store during my first visit there in a week. I even remember scanning them because the bar code was partially hidden by a seam in the packaging. So where are they now?

This is not the first time this has happened.

koogs, Sunday, 10 May 2020 03:54 (six months ago) link

I went a week of trying to remember the actress' name on my own, but finally had to confess to my wife what was happening.

She acted her name out in Charades and when it finally hit me, it felt like one of my brain lobes folded open, like turning to the M's in an oversized dictionary on display in a bookstore.

pplains, Sunday, 10 May 2020 03:59 (six months ago) link

that's a great way of telling the answer.
what was it? can you act it out pls?

kinder, Sunday, 10 May 2020 08:42 (six months ago) link

My money is on Marlee Matlin

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 10 May 2020 12:40 (six months ago) link

Marilyn Monroe

or something, Sunday, 10 May 2020 12:44 (six months ago) link

Or Meryl Streep

or something, Sunday, 10 May 2020 12:45 (six months ago) link

I had the most un-shiftable mental block over Carey Mulligan’s name for years

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 May 2020 13:06 (six months ago) link

Mindy Kaling

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 10 May 2020 13:12 (six months ago) link

Tina Fey

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 10 May 2020 13:30 (six months ago) link

i always struggle to remember karl urbans name, i just get a kinda synaesthesia of everything about him except the title block its a nice chill experience if i dont actually need to remember it

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:09 (six months ago) link

I always forget Elijah Wood’s name
I spent a whole night insisting to mr veg that he was called Not Ethan Frome but his name is like that? you know, the guy that isnt Tobey McGuire

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:13 (six months ago) link

Oh you mean Jake Gyllenhaal?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:23 (six months ago) link

I assumed Tina Fey

kinder, Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:35 (six months ago) link

you know, the guy that isnt Tobey McGuire

universal truth

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:37 (six months ago) link

YOU KNOW, FRODO!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:44 (six months ago) link

tobey was so great in that film

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:51 (six months ago) link

i love how they made his eyes so big that he looked almost exactly like elijah wood

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 14:52 (six months ago) link

who, his parents?

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 May 2020 16:05 (six months ago) link

the man has enormous bug eyes (attn: link leads to huge photo)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Elijah_Wood_FF_2014.jpg/1200px-Elijah_Wood_FF_2014.jpg

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 10 May 2020 19:20 (six months ago) link

I did the leave some shopping behind thing too, only I didnt even scan in the item I left there, and it was the most important one! (a bottle of "special sauce" style mayo for burgers I was making).

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 May 2020 23:27 (six months ago) link

I also almost forgot my bf's birthday which is tomorrow, so had to really rush to cobble together some presents :/ I'm blaming quarantine!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 May 2020 23:28 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

I was going to start a thread this morning called something like "The stupid stuff that occupies space in your head as you get older," but it led me back here. I was reading a book and a character was thinking back on the war. Which roughly led me through the following thoughts: 1) which war? (the book was written in 1961); 2) probably the Korean War; 3) which war was Catch-22? 4) I know MASH was the Korean War; 4) was anyone except Radar in both the movie and the show? 5) who was first, Harry Morgan or McLean Stevenson? 6) Stevenson, of course; 7) they tried to make him a big star with Hello, Larry, failed miserably.

I didn't have to fumble around for even a second for the name of Hello, Larry, it was right there. Root causes: this why I sometimes putter around for 10 minutes looking for my car keys.

clemenza, Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:17 (four months ago) link

Yesterday I prepped our drip filter for morning coffee same as always

But instead of normal human behaviour I dumped half of the fresh coffee grounds into the empty water reservoir instead of the filter basket

And spent a good while afterwards getting the grounds out of the reservoir

Weee

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 July 2020 16:32 (four months ago) link

Obviously, you had Hello, Larry on your mind.

clemenza, Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:10 (four months ago) link

clearly!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 July 2020 17:55 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Cooking, just took a swig of olive oil thinking it was my beer.

chap, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:48 (three months ago) link

And yes, it was Tina Fey. Crazy that you all guessed that.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:54 (three months ago) link

Took a long walk earlier and just noticed that my fly is open, Doh

calstars, Saturday, 8 August 2020 18:20 (three months ago) link

I didn't have to fumble around for even a second for the name of Hello, Larry, it was right there. Root causes: this why I sometimes putter around for 10 minutes looking for my car keys.

― clemenza

i will spare you all, for now, my rant about how the narrative about "hello larry" is revisionist and false. i get really passionate for no reason i can ascertain about 1970s television.

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 8 August 2020 19:03 (three months ago) link

Measured out a cup of milk this morning then poured it straight down the sink.

koogs, Sunday, 9 August 2020 17:03 (three months ago) link

three months pass...

Did the old “put my cold lunch on my desk, put my schoolbooks in the microwave” maneuver

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 20 November 2020 20:10 (one week ago) link


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