These extremely metal song titles: which is the most metal?

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I found these treasures (and many more) in someone's Slsk shared files years ago. I need to know which one is the most metal.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Fucking Wizard 6
The Fall Of Nakkiel (Nakkiel Has Fallen) 4
In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practice Indendiarism And Desanctifying Th 3
To Stryde Monoceros' Dark Pendulum 2
German Dental Work 2
Into The Lake Of Ghosts 1
Stygian Narcosis 1
She, The Master Covets 1
All Hope Is Pleading 0
Elemental Nausea 0
Crawling Through Broken Children 0
The Wreckage Of My Flesh 0
Invalid Prodigy 0
Rite Of Shrouds 0
And My Fury Stands Ready 0
Infinite Submission 0
Pity The Sadness 0
When Anti-Humanity Flourishes 0
The Aftermath Was Morbid 0
Undigested Remains 0
Jaded Funeral 0
A Shaving Of The Horn That Speared You 0
Quiet These Paintings Are 0
Darken Thy Flesh 0
Silent Carnage 0
In Ashen Tears (Thus I Cry) 0
Be Welcome Oh Hideous Hell 0
Enslavers Of The Insecure 0
Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine 0
Tibetan Quaaludes 0
Numb Lava 0
Stellar Ways To The Everliving 0
To Blackened Skies I Suffer 0
In Doom We Trust 0
As Powder Turns To Dust 0
Consigned To Flames Of Woe 0
Into The Unfathomed Tower 0
The Blood Of The Eyes 0
Antithesis Of Light 0
Too Close Enough To Touch 0
Under Rotting Sky 0
Skin Coat 0
Those Beneath The Moaning Castle 0
Burn The Flame Of Sadness 0
Trauma Paradise 0
I Am Your Flesh 0
Yearning The Seeds Of A New Dimension 0
Pile Of Doubt 0
Daybreak Denies Allwise 0
Evervoid 0


You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

I knew it would cut that last one off. Full title:

"In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practice Indendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious" by Wormphlegm

Also cut to make room:
The Evil One Which Sobs
Through Corridors Of Oppression
Passing Through Matter
Wound Heir
Cavernous Delusions
Basking Under A Blacksun Dawning

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

The Fall Of Nakkiel (Nakkiel Has Fallen) captures an endearingly earnest pedantry. On the other hand Tibetan Quaaludes is the song I'd be most interested to hear.

NSFW Australia (seandalai), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

So you were looking in Siegbran's files then?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

I think Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine might be the best song.

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

I was hoping, by not posting this in ILM, that people would focus more on how amazing the titles were than the songs themselves. I think I'd actually be disappointed if I were to hear the songs. I cannot imagine that the music of mere mortals could possibly hold the amount of sheer metal dripping from those titles.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

'fucking wizard' as a title sounds more like guys at an auto shop complaining about a high maintenance customer. 'this fucking wizard, he comes in asking for blah blah blah'
'invalid prodigy' sounds like you're at an ATM, but instead of entering a PIN, you have to present one of a handful of savants that follow you around.

not particularly metal, is what i mean.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking Wizard ftw

btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

irl lols at 'Fucking Wizard', so voted for that

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

really liking 'Quiet These Paintings Are' too but it borders on Gothic

Chris S, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

"darken thy flesh" sounds like marinating drumsticks for fried chicken prep.
also "skin coat" and "undigested remains"

vegan metal chef would be displeased.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

Like...I cannot express how deeply I love all of these. They are both unfathomably dumb and somehow spectacularly brilliant. I honestly don't know which one I'll pick. Probably the hardest ILX poll ever.

Just want to throw a quick shout-out to the verbal gymnastics of "Antithesis Of Light".

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Too Close Enough To Touch

stereophonics next album?

Touché Gödel (ledge), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

some of these would make for good 'draw something' phrases

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imm.io/oADH.png

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

even without their musical referents, these touch on different vibes in the whole "metal" aesthetic. "Those Beneath the Moaning Castle" is in the Eddison/Tolkien fantasy-oriented metal stream, which meets black metal at a lot of points: evocative, fodder for daydreaming. "Undigested Remains," that's a goregrind vibe, slasher-movie gross-you-out stuff. "In Ashen Tears (Thus I Cry)" feels like doom-goth stuff to me, the stuff that sells crazy numbers in Europe and whose vibe I just can't really ever lock into. "Invalid Prodigy" feels like a tech-death title, it's the one I'm most curious about so I checked it - slower death metal actually, quite good. But yeah - this feels like comparing the titles of science fiction books to horror books to spy novels or something, it's a pretty wide range of moods

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imm.io/oAFt.png

Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

This gives me an idea for a new SN.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Decaying in Liquid Putrefaction

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

I like To Stryde Monoceros' Dark Pendulum

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

To Stryde Monoceros' Dark Pendulum sounds more like an of Montreal song title to me

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

too much doomy gloomy life-pain bullshit here. in deathless tombs of woe we moulder everlasting. bleah.

otoh, "german dental work", "crawling through broken children" and "fucking wizard" are awesome, even if the latter does sound like a ron weasley swear. "into the unfathomed tower" and "those beneath the moaning castle" have a nice, retro-nerdy AD&D vibe. "teeth of lions rule the divine" and "a shaving of the horn that speared you" are quite poetic (unsurprisingly sourced from earth and sunn). also like "pile of doubt", "tibetan quaaludes", and "too close enough to touch", though though they don't particularly metal.

had to go with "fucking wizard"

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

"...though they don't sound particularly metal."

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

this fucking wizard

slugbuggy, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 7 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

I like To Stryde Monoceros' Dark Pendulum

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 10:54 PM (Yesterday)

things we didn't know about VG

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link


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