Hazelnuts vs Almonds

those sound exciting, may go vegan again

BTW raw spinach and walnut salad with some french dressing, fresh tomatoes and wholegrain bread = BEST LUNCH EVER

soaking nuts & then doing stuff with them is a great move. like cashew cream, blending water-bloated cashews to houmous consistency & then using to thicken & kinda sweeten soups and stuff.

almonds are >>> hazelnuts, here. hazelnuts have a better name. but there are two variants of almonds, which is a nice plus. i don't eat chocolate, and eating blanched almonds reminds me of white chocolate. i like how they're slightly soft, & you can break one into two with your hand. it gives them a little of a pistachio rhythm. I feel like the are more uses for almonds, in cooking, as well as them being more delicious in general. almonds.

I started pronouncing them al-monds rather than Armonds, maybe a year or two ago, I can't walk it back

My new breakfast:

1 pkg unflavored instant oatmeal
1 handful almonds
1/2 sliced banana
1/2 cup milk
1 tiny drizzle honey
microwave all together for like 1-1.5 mins
add another splash of milk

and yet still, here they are, intruding like the chalky fiendish bastards they are.
get out of my brownies, walnuts.
how many times.

rrrobyn is the high priestess of truth here. Pecans can also get fucked.

Hazelnuts win, even though I eat more almonds. That's only bc almonds are more readily available. Hazelnuts are special, and have a drier, more brittle crunch, which is totally to be preferred.

God I love walnuts and pecans too. To be honest I can't think of a single nut that I don't like.

the brazil nut?

love them

macadamias - <3
pistachios - <3

So you're the one that invites that guy to every party.

Cashews <3

wait - huh?

the brazil nut. Always showing up at mixed nuts parties and ruining everything.

Hazelnuts.

Almondella doesn't exist. Nutella does.

Obviously that doesn't quite work, but...

How can you not like Brazil nuts? If I ever encounter mixed nuts I'll eat those first since you rarely get them otherwise and because they rule.

I can't believe the ire vented against walnuts here! If there is one inferior nut, then that nut is definitely the peanut.

I mean I also like peanuts but think they're just kind of boring.

can we get a big "the peanut is not a nut it's a legume" thing goin, that's always fun

THERE IS NO INFERIOR/LESSER NUT YOU SAVAGES. ALL NUTS ARE WONDERFUL nature's perfect food

Are brazil nuts the ones in the can of mixed nuts that's eight times bigger than all its neighbors? I hate those fuckers.

yup

How can you not like Brazil nuts? If I ever encounter mixed nuts I'll eat those first since you rarely get them otherwise and because they rule.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, April 23, 2012 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We should hang out and eat mixed nuts some time.

^ yeah, no kidding

peanuts are great! only seem boring due to ubiquity. great flavor, essential in all sorts of cooking.

brazil nuts are just the worst. terrible texture, no flavor, the worst. even the lowly walnut shines in comparison. (and, yeah, i agree that walnuts are great in salads, okay in cookies & quickbreads.)

You guys are all weirdos. Brazil nuts own. I will gladly share mixed nuts with you any day.

Brazil nuts in the shell are a very tough nut to crack. I can never get them out whole. Maybe if I were a toucan it would be easier. As far as flavor and texture go, I find them a bit bland and very slightly fiberous compared to other nuts, but they are still a pleasurable nut to eat.

I don't know that I've ever seen them in the shell. I like their texture - they remind me of macadamia nuts.

To be honest I can't think of a single nut that I don't like.

The only time I've disliked the taste is if they're stale or oversalted.

Yeah, same.

everyone who mentioned cashews itt is a hero

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

This poll seems like a small fragment of a round-robin tournament that has never taken place on ILX.

probably true

many xps, but i had a russian tea cake today, one of my favourite cookies ever, and yes, oh yes, this is the right place for walnuts to be.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

re: nutella, there's some class action thing going on where you can get money for being lied to about the health benefits of nutella.

i've never gotten money for being lied to about almonds, so i maybe should have voted for hazelnuts.

there are brazil nut flavor toffees in Australia (& probably the UK for all I know) - they are fucking delicious

it's easy to make nutmilk xxp

― dayo, Sunday, 22 April 2012 13:40 (5 days ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffifee

(hazelnut, not Brazil nut)

justice is served

wtf? hazelnut >>> almond, i demand a recount

xp and it is delicious