(Not Just) Knee Deep: The Spring 2012 Gay Thread

I like her fine as an actress and "personality" but dunno why gays love her. Well, I do.

Not that I’m Judyism’s last adherent by a long shot. I remind Brodie of this and ask whether he even believes it’s important to preserve our cultural traditions.

gtfo of here with this, ugh

i lost count of how many times he compares gays to jews in that article

it's a LOT though

yeah "judyism" is...if people actually say that that's weird

I weep for my people.

I’m only half-kidding. I have this theory that because of the holocaust that was the AIDS epidemic and its annihilation of the previous generation of gay men, the faith of our fathers risks extinction. Today, Judyism, like Yiddish, is little more than a vague cultural memory.

like, wtf?

how many times he compares gays to jews in that article

well, aside from tourists they're the only ppl who go to Broadway musicals.

seriously, the last 6 months of Garland's life w/ her puking mid-song? I'd rather wait for The Nutty Professor musical.

p.s. i love joni mitchell more than anything else but lmao if you think she sings about 'real life'

or maybe idk what 'real life' is supposed to mean in this context

think she sings a lot about "invented life" yeah

i'm guessing the context he means is "acoustic guitars"

but I've seen them pave paradise.

http://www.adventuresofagoodman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Shea-Stadium-Home-Plate-in-Citi-Field-Parking-Lot-600x513.jpg

can't believe people lived through the eigties and nineties still thinking guitars signify realness

I did. Now I realize music doesn't particularly signify realness.

Thank goodness.

see: thread title

Omg Elmo 5 years!!!

Wizard of Oz is cool I guess, but I have never pretended to give a fuck about Judy Garland.

barely know anything or care about judy garland but given that i love mariah, feel like i can't exactly criticise older gays for loving an older stereotypically gay favourite

in other news i worked in an office last week until today and i don't know how anyone does it. four days of it and i feel like i have ME and might be a bit ill.

garland fanboyism (and cher fanboyism....) always seemed like a very yt gay thing to me #noshots

what makes Mariah a gay favorite other than her hysteria and EMOTIONS?

i've no idea what makes most gay favourites in any field gay favourites. never worked it out.

When I explain why I love Madonna it's often for some of the reasons lots of straight ones do, so I don't understand the special frisson.

Mariah Carey is like, the most soft and cunt person ever.

garland fanboyism (and cher fanboyism....) always seemed like a very yt gay thing to me #noshots

― Peace (peaceful) (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:06 PM Bookmark

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"whitey?"

cracker

Never thought about it that way, but that might explain why Cher and Judy are two icons that never really did too much for me.

never really into her 'gay icon' aspect cuz, uh, she wasn't resilient, she was a mess.

Vaginal 'Creme' Davis, now THERE's a gay icon.

I don't get the title of this thread. Is it a reference to something?

Something about the music.

(i.e. Don't make me lmgtfy)

Oh. I would have gims but it didn't seem Googlable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nRbshhBUwc

1. Press Play

2. http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/f5593358-0c0f-47eb-a647-96c3a88d851e.gif

3. Repeat steps 1 and 2

^the realest shit you ever wrote

Real as a funk attack.

This thread title might be my proudest ILE moment.

the "now that we found love" one was better tho

Both were totally deep when they did the freak with me.

I don't care how many times I see it. I still laugh every time a gay bar's 4sq "tips" includes: "Try the gay sex."

Ah, I googled "now that we found love" and it is also a music reference. Maybe everything I don't get a music reference.

Next title should be a ref to Vanity "Pretty Mess," b/c I would get it and it would be awesome.

Keep it simple.

More water upstairs than they got sugar on their candy canes: The Summer 2012 Gay Thread

hey

it's still spring. i will hear no more talk of summer.