hardzungguzungguguzungguzung
xxp
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
serratted knives are good for tomatoes too imo
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
*mourns*
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link
*not really*
I made pesto once and found it overwhelmingly garlicky, despite following a recipe (which I never do usually, I'm p good at wing-it cooking). TBH I'm happy with jarred pesto! But it has to be v good italian stuff, I'm partial to Sacla and nothing else basically, it has the ratios of basil to cheese to garlic etc I like, and also the pine nuts are pureed in, and not chunky. HATE IT CHUNKY.
http://tenerifeonlineshopping.com/userfiles/image/2011/cooking%20sauces%20&%20world%20foods/sacla%20pesto.jpg
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
...this is a very weird thread derail btw
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYdAoZyNMI
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e3z2H1O5zE
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
I made pesto once and found it overwhelmingly garlicky, despite following a recipe (which I never do usually, I'm p good at wing-it cooking).
this is the beauty of cooking, because next time you can just... make it with less garlic!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
The idea that eating a giant pile of egg salad is "sticking to your diet" is making me barfy. xpost to that YT
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
slocki: indeed! My cooking skills have totally come from the mistakes Ive made, that I have no doubt about.
And yet I cant bring myself to apply that sam resolve to learning music? Hm.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
I used to be that way about Madonna (and I still am tempted to be that way)
yield, YIELD, YIELD
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
guys the EZ Cracker is the vid to watch
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
that's what I imagine lex cooking is like
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
that infomercial made me a little sad when they wasted all those eggs just to prove a point.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
lost my shit at the in-shell scrambler tool, what in the hell.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
I know!!
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chEPougF_nQ
anyway now I'm just imaging lex trying to fork food into his mouth and accidentally stabbing his ear, or him eating a banana whole because he can't figure out how to peel it
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
alright guys - i went to the store today and looked at prices. avacado = 89 cents. yellow/red bell peppers = 1.49. tomatos = i dont know. here's what happened. there was a drought in Mexico and it killed a lot of vegetables. so they were pretty expensive for a while. anyway. I still think cooking fancy stuff for dinner is pretty expensive. I don't think you should equate your typical home meal to "a night at Olive Garden" because most people think the OG is pretty fancy. maybe equate it to Applebees.
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link
how much were the solid gold bell peppers
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think you should equate your typical home meal to "a night at Olive Garden" because most people think the OG is pretty fancy. maybe equate it to Applebees.
oh my god what the fuck LOLLL
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
red lobster is fancy, OG??
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
Uh yeah my family's summer vacation once was staying at my grandma's house in Salt Lake City, ending with a trip to the downtown Olive Garden. My mom really built us up to it. She'd held it over our head for months as a discipline strategy. "If you keep acting like this at the table,well think how much they'll look down at us at the Olive Garden." We watched a dining etiquette video from the library to prep for it.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
It was one of four-five times we ate at a non-buffet restaurant growing up.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
When we dined there, I tried really hard to be enchanted. We were only allowed to pick items that were $8 or less so it cut off about 2/3 the menu. No appetizers or deserts, water for drinks.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
I think it was the first time we ate at a real restaurant because I remember grabbing my dad's sleeve as we got up from the table and pointing out to him that he'd left some money behind on the table. That was how I learned about tipping.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.moviespad.com/photos/jodie-foster-nell-3cab7.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
fancy is relative(s), obv
/I used to be that way about Madonna (and I still am tempted to be that way)/yield, YIELD, *YIELD*
yield, YIELD, *YIELD*
Morbz, I know our thing is to disagree, but I come in peace to ask you what you mean by this bc I think music is a topic where we might align.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:18 (1 hour ago) Permalink
next time you should try te raspberry lemonade
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
defining the self in terms of what one isn't. like not driving
Ugh, good example. People who wear their inability to drive like a badge of honor are the worst.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
*whistles idly*
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
I cant drive but I dont go around going HEY I CANT DRIVE I RULE.
But car culture isnt quite as embedded in Melb as it seems to be in most of the US (NYC aside possibly).
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
Well, I just know I'm going to have my sitcom heart attack while with someone who can't drive, and the first car we find will be manual transmission.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
DOnt they have ambulances where you live.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh, yes.
I love love love driving and as I recently said, I never feel more at home than behind the wheel, but I recognize the atrocities of cars and I haven't owned one in almost 8 years, but ignorance or incompetence is NEVER a good thing. (except I guess ignorance of the best practices of genocide and undercover pederasty).
xp - I used to be perversely proud of not being able to drive a stick, but I was 15 and that was fucking ridiculous.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, bicycles.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
jealous of anyone with a backyard overgrown with basil
― an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
I made pesto in honor of this thread tonight.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 15 March 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
I'm a decent cook but I've never made a pesto better than a good store-bought one
― an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
weird. homemade pesto is almost always better than store-bought, ime.
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
Got some macadamia nuts I'm fixing to turn into a pesto.
― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, were you talking about a television show? You see, I don't own a tv. In fact, I haven't owned a tv for, let's see... is it four years now? five years. maybe six... no five. I don't miss it at all, you know.
― s.clover, Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link
Reading the hilarity of Lex and his phobia about cooking suddenly made me want to put this over here...
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
the last time i tried to join in on pancake day and toss pancakes, which ended in disaster when i somehow managed to toss the entire frying pan :(
― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48064/924387-swedish_chef_large.jpg
Artists Rendition
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 15 March 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
floor-de-foor-de-foor. rihanna-four-de-floor?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link
OMG I totally read that Onion article in Fry's voice.
― Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Thursday, 15 March 2012 06:30 (twelve years ago) link
Way late to this thread but have to OTM Lex re: pesto. It's different in the UK! That Sacla stuff is one of the very few things I get people to bring over for me from Britain, used to eat it weekly back home and have not found an equivalent despite extensive looking. And I say this as someone that prepares about 90% of my meals from absolute scratch.Also there is way better bread in Britain (sorry US but it's true). I have a breadmaker because I got fed up of chewy holey bread all the time (it's awesome sometimes, but not for everything) and it IS awesome but I know I won't bother bringing it back to the UK because the fresh bread there is aces.
― kinder, Thursday, 15 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link