Yeah, some of you are acting like Lex is refusing to breathe.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
lol.
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
actually i'm with lex on that one
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 11:05 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but it's like crunchy and warm and wet inside and delicious -- it's nothing like store-bought bread. or even bakery-bought bread. tracer, you would like it.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
i think some people should just accept that we have all different skill sets and for some of us they don't include cooking
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
Homemade bread is the best thing in the entire goddamned universe. The smell when you take it out; that first, still-warm piece with a little butter on it . . . it's better than a hundred Super Bowls.
― butvi wouls (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, but being belligerantly insistant us fun on both sides.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
i dont know if baking bread is necc the best first thing to cook
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
i mean it is amazing but not exactly entry-level
in london there are real bakers who can make better bread than i could ever, ever make in a million years of baking, and i REALLY like bread, so it's worth it to me to spend a crazy amount of money (£3) on a big loaf of REALLY nice bread rather than spend several hours of rising and kneading to produce something maybe a quarter as good
which is not really true of most food - i can make better lunch than a hell of a lot of places i might eat out at
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
i'm a firm believer in anyone can do anything tbh.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
― Eric H., Wednesday, March 14, 2012 11:06 AM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm not actually upset. it's one thing to claim that you don't like to cook and don't really care about eating what you can eat w/o cooking. it's another thing to claim that you are physically or mentally incapable of cooking. i accept that you are not anthony bourdain, i do not accept that you are actually incapable of e.g. making a sandwich.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
it's like saying "oh, playing the piano is so amazing, all you have to do is practice!" "writing an essay is so easy, all you have to do is type the words!"
some people just don't have the knack and are never gonna have it. stick to what you can do or enjoy doing, why stress yourself out with the rest?
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
"oh, playing the piano is so amazing, all you have to do is practice!"
it's true! some people don't want to practice though. it's about interest, not skill or some mysterious knack.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
i accept that there are tons of simple things i just don't want to do or spend my time/energy learning. like gardening. but i am not physically or mentally incapable of gardening.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
if i HAD to play the piano, i would do some piano practice at home instead of going out to play piano all the time
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
frogbs i have kids, so economizing is important to me, so that's a helpful motivation. i guess i also have a kind of morality about not wasting food. and i feel stupid when i waste money. but "neat and organized".... is not how anyone would really describe my life. it's maybe because of that that the kitchen is like one place where a TINY TINY bit of planning drastically improves my day and makes me feel good about myself.
yes, I have that morality too, but it obviously depends on your cooking style. if you're buying 12-15 things to make a stir-fry it's not exactly easy to plan out how you're going to use everything else, try as we might
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
whatever anyway some lady wrote an article about olive garden
also here's a simple recipe for beer bread yum: http://www.farmgirlfare.com/2005/11/beyond-easy-beer-bread.html
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
look obviously i can make a sandwich or make pasta but i regularly fuck up basic things like TOAST and BOILED EGGS and even my beloved CHEESE ON CRACKERS that i do regularly. stuff above that, you're justr asking for total disaster, plus i am going to hate every minute.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
i'm ok at cooking but i don't enjoy it really, only if there are other people involved. cooking alone is a p miserable process.
― goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
well my point is i don't HAVE to cook
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
stick to what you can do or enjoy doing, why stress yourself out with the rest?
Because that's a really bopring approach. How does anyone ever learn anything or the world improve?
Cooking alone is, tbf, pretty rubbish.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
cooking along can be kind of sucky, but if you have the right music on and the right drink you can feel like clive owen or some shit
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
When Em was away for a fortnight recently I cooked about 1/3 as much as usual.
yeah cooking w/ other folks is fun. actually cooking FOR other folks (even if they don't pitch in) is fun. cooking by yourself for yourself can be fun, but it is distinctly less fun than the other options.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
me every night yo 8)
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
well... maybe not every night... but many nights!
cooking alone is a p miserable process.
cooking by yourself for yourself can be fun, but it is distinctly less fun than the other options.
SO IT TURNS OUT YOU ALL AGREE WITH ME AFTER ALL
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
yes, when the missus isn't home I usually just make a BLT or something, which is not really cooking (total cost = $4. in case you were wondering)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
i mean...that is why i don't cook! because it's not remotely fun!
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
Cooking alone is great, you weirdos
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
i love cooking by myself! with friends and lovers its even better.
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
do you people not masturbate??
one dollar for each slice of bread, one dollar for a few leaves of lettuce, 25 cents each for two slices of bacon, 25 cents for a slice of tomato
― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
I cook at least four times a week for and by myself!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
frankly baffled by the continuing references to masturbation in this thread.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
mayo is extra
― max, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
- max's slogan
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i thought it was because YOU ARE RECEIVING DISABILITY CHECKS FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE PASTA SAUCE
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
It is engaging and empowering to make yourself something uniquely calibrated to your own tastes.
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
how do you mess up cheese and crackers....?
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
+ $2.50 for an avocado
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
can we go back to discussing Marilyn Haggerty
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
I did make an awesome moussaka the first day Em was away.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, all you have to do is slice some cheese and put it on a cracker, there's no actual cooking involved
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
structurally unsound crackers are the bane of my life
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
you should make your own crackers!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
(kidding.)
Yeah I don't get it frogbs are you charging the entire cost of each ingredient to each meal? Cuz that's some fucked up accounting.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
trying to cut a piece of cheese can be hard. you end up with slices that are way too thin and some that are very thick. and some that are thick at the top, but are only half size. in the end, not a single piece will be satisfying.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link