2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

Hey [x] how's your [x]. Jah, Sethro. Seatbelts. Let's do this shit.

I went back and started listening from the beginning, and am up to Episode 19. It's like a freaking timemachine...they had a myspace page, they have a whole conversation about how there's no good comedy podcasts (!) and are talking about shit that I totally forgot even happened in 2006. 6 years is a long time!

I love these guys so much. SO much to talk about!

Holla back 4 a dope cock

^beat me to it

I wanted to get a picture with their "leaky boners to the front of the line" needlepoint someone made for them at the live show..

I cannot believe that couple is going to get married at Hedonism II.

yeahhhhh

http://www.hedonismfest.com/2007Photos/Picture-342.jpg

Wait, here we go

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20120217/ent/images/HedonismNudeWedding_GroupPa.jpg

Some slogans:

UYD: Ladies, Babies, Moms (LBMs) for life 2006

UYD: It’s what the white man calls wind

UYD: Carbonated holiness

UYD: Nothing but health inside

UYD: Supersizing your bears, burgers and boobs

UYD: We answer our own questions

UYD: Tasers, nakedness, grass, old men

UYD: Bleaching it, drying it, draining it and bonging it

UYD: Humping, not hunting

UYD: Calling all moat builders

UYD: Cum on a Bible

UYD: Good morning Hezbollah

UYD: No queer dolphins

UYD: Just gallivanting

UYD: It’s called a knuckle rub

UYD: Planet FUBU

UYD: We own the planets

UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music

UYD: Full pubes, no license

UYD: Soul boners

UYD: LGBT for life

UYD: Big ups to locavores

UYD: Pay us to do this

UYD: We love the old

UYD: The virus that causes UYDS

UYD: 904 perps off the streets

UYD: Make it fine with 49

UYD: Tomorrow’s school shooting… today

UYD: Hunters and peeds

UYD: Robots carrying old people

UYD: Two bucks a breath

UYD: Don’t smoke. Chew. And Breastfeed.

UYD: Eyes, hearts and cocks

UYD: Catering gay marriages

UYD: Killing Baja Freshes since the ’80s

UYD: Clean needles, loud pipes

UYD: Canada’s Mexicans

UYD: Re-burn the bras

UYD: There ain’t no seatbelts in the trunk

UYD: Amber energy

UYD: We do not draw from the same well

UYD: We love beverages

UYD: Nurse in public, nurse in peace

UYD: More Pixar, less bukake

UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline

UYD: Life can only end in a draw

UYD: For men and children

UYD: Sharing a heart

UYD: Tops and bottoms

UYD: Lasik, teeth whitening, ball check, everything

UYD: The Alice In Chains of podcasts

UYD: The color of your energy

UYD: Bring Arsenio back

UYD: We wreck fools

UYD: Older and poorer

UYD: 25% more electrolytes than any other planet

UYD: Entertainment for your ears, mind and clit

UYD: Daytime DUIs

UYD: Moratorium on sex bunkers

UYD: Unzip, explode, go

UYD: Achieve that meth

UYD: Never dodge a load

UYD: Shout about this cock

UYD: Melt this heart to get this dick.

UYD: Never look a rasta in the eye

UYD: One man’s hoodrat is another man’s queen

UYD: Vagina for a day

UYD: Top heavy with black dogs

UYD: Baby cockfights

UYD: You’re dead. You can breathe now

UYD: Drowning in bitch juice

UYD: We gleek on your cootch

Uhh Yeah Dude: 3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning

UYD: Provoco sitch

UYD: We are the best, let’s live it that way

UYD: Hulk Eye

UYD: Manifest greatness

UYD: Settle your own bets, bitch

UYD: No cameras, no touching, cash only

UYD: Stop lying to Oprah

UYD: It’s what’s on your t-shirt

UYD: Currently, effectively, undeniably, spiritually, legally, actively psychotic

UYD: Shh. Listen to your body

UYD: A computational knowledge engine

UYD: Blacks. Whites.

UYD: Context, contacts, consequences

UYD: Racist software

UYD: Every step they take offers a potential shock.

UYD: Verbal pedophiles

UYD: Bomb the moon

UYD: Hate what is bad

UYD: I wanna know more about this sodomy

UYD: Dream harder

UYD: Constantly lying

UYD: Negros and Negrons

UYD: L.A. action figures

UYD: Fisticuffs or Sistafriends

UYD: Administering flavor science

UYD: Own your beauty

UYD: Ghostride the fragrance

UYD: It’s In The Prayers

UYD: Anime Eyes

UYD: The hottest thing in Christian fiction

UYD: Brought to you by math

UYD: CB Rambos

UYD: GLBTQ and all the Ps

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys

UYD: Phantom Recall Syndrome

UYD: Gotta Live By The Hanky Code

UYD: Shooting metaphorical wives daily

UYD: You’re a Junior Hulk, I’m a Marine and we’re training to be astronauts

UYD: Black Zappa

UYD: Swimming with love and dolphins and babies

UYD: Nutritional modification behavior food

UYD: 10% human

UYD: Socially induced collective hearlucination

UYD: Random-ass beveraging

UYD: Ridiculous Pump

UYD: Harnessing the power of 14-year-old jizz

UYD: Now with deep search capes

UYD: Whitest Diapers in the Neighborhood

UYD: Wolves in my wounds

i've been going backwards and forwards from about episode #209. i'm as far back as about #55 now.

its really funny to hear jokes get repeated over and over week after week without knowing their origin, until finally arriving at the joke's zero-hour. "show me the twiiiiiiinz" is the best example of this.

Cast of characters:

http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/uploads/2/gertrude_baines.jpg

Gertrude Baines

http://www.moonbattery.com/jonathan-lee-riches.jpg

Jonathan Lee Riches

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chris-hanson.jpg?w=614

Chris Hanson

http://media.salon.com/2011/09/andy-rooney-460x307.jpg

Andy Rooney

http://i.imgur.com/5cpDe.jpg
Captain Sully Sullenberger

that youtube was kinda w/e but they did a great job rendering 446 N. Hobart + The 'Dance:

http://i.imgur.com/w4UoL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Qu2rL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z1DTb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bwV7p.jpg

"Seth, I saw your car. It is a wonderful car. Blue body, brown roof, correct? It is a car of sincerity. How to know your car? That is secret."

that was one of my favorite segments ever

Grady I listened to 310 and part of 308 today. Where are you guys getting the early eps? iTunes acts like they're not there

i can see all the way back to episode #017 on my iphone right now...

I can get all the way back to 1 on Itunes. Are you subscribed, sunny? They should be in your Itunes to 'get' once you've subscribed to it.

Holla back 4 a dope cock

― President Keyes, Monday, February 20, 2012 6:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahah

I'm interested in somehow trying to catalog all of Seth's phobias.

<3

i want to edit together all of Jah's life stories into chronological order to form "The Autobiography of Jonathan Larroquette, as told by Jonathan Larroquette"

I am still in love with the story about the topless Swedish nannies.

In a really early episode, Jah said his Dad gave him a rash of shit because he hadn't watched To Catch A Predator, and gave him a very stern lecture about "you're talking about these things on your podcast, you have a duty to watch them!" <3

I get the grins every time Jah mentions his Dad. I love how he gets mad when they trash the Beatles.

Grads and VG I can see the pe greyed out but when I click get it doesnt download. Bah I'll work it out.

That's weird, sunny! :(

Okay it was my work comp. fixed and loading

*parade*

Episode 15: 20:09: Seth's story about not-talking in the restuarant he goes to, and having a moment with a batshit crazy girl.
It's pretty much Seth summed up. SO fucking weird.

I managed to put my co-worker friend onto UYD...lol that all it took was a picture of Jah and one of their youtube videos.

true story: i was indirectly mentioned in an episode last year

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

i called and left a message for sethro and the next week he was like "hey dude in montreal, my phone can't make long-distance calls, sorry!"

however he and gr80 are practically bosom buds so he's got a leg up on me

for real? gr80! you got some splaining to do!

if you leave a voice mail, he calls you back

I'd be too scared to, lol! what did u talk about?

one time he called me when i was drunk

lol awesome

what are the odds of ep #311 featuring jah singing "amber" by 311?

I like that bet

how does seth come off on the phone? at the 'after party' I went to for the road to the broad show he seemed intense as all get out. I was too much of a weener to talk to him and jah but my friends hit up jah for a bit..

more itunes random but this 311 ep only *just* showed up in my itunes. It's like it's on some weird delay with me, idgi.
shrug.

i looked this morning and didnt see it

so they back-date it, I guess?

i just get it skyped to my inbox, basically

lol otm

Ask Jah-Jah

they have always steered pretty clear of politics. I remember a couple of Romney disses in 2012 but not much besides.

think it's part of a general mission to avoid talking about the same shit everyone else is talking about.

that & avoiding current events almost entirely gives the archives a bit of a timeless quality imo

otm

it comes and goes pretty quick, but the moment in 564 where seth latches on to jonathan's misunderstanding of the playboy heritage playmates had me loling so loud while cleaning the kitchen that my gf asked me what was so funny when i came to bed

"In Vito veritas"
Oh wait
"In vino veritas "

Rant against the U.K. was great too

thx for tipping me to that gr80, that was amazing

The best eps are when S is a chilled out or J is amped up

holy shit this ketamine thing.. have they ever done anything like this on the show before?

when did seth get a cat? why am i so glad he has a cat?

if i ever saw seth cruising in his sundance w/his cat, i'd die on the spot with happiness

Wow, 568 was so good, if you are not caught up it's a great place to jump back in.

BTW I watched the first ep of "Dark Net" and it is bogota

i sent Seth a gift-wrapped copy of How to Pick Up Girls

https://i.imgur.com/Fc8vOBx.jpg

oh wow dude

awesome!

J's rant against a savings account in the latest was right up my alley

just listened to 571, gr80 you are a LEGEND

^^^^

lol i don't think mine got there by the time that ep was recorded

i've had the phrase "a lot of laughter, a lot of love, and a lot of lube" stuck in my head for days

The Dance. @UhhYeahDude pic.twitter.com/9p4Kn8gud9

— Chip Awah (@thumbnumb) May 8, 2017

just got into this show. jonathan just totally losing it at his old papers had me laughing so hard at the gym people must have thought i was crazy.

The best eps are when S is a chilled out or J is amped up

otm.

that chris cornell story was so nice

yes! i loved that

alain & natasha (from that same story) did a hilarious fake interview with soundgarden as a promo back in 96, it's really good

https://youtu.be/ayosR-SJMqw (part 1)
https://youtu.be/i-cv7azSLZQ (part 2)

yeah great cornell story. here's the driver 23 doc he recommended: https://youtu.be/Xdn1TPEB4tw

ooh awesome thx

jah are u ok

https://instagram.com/p/BWLgsQoDFND/

right!? wtf O_o

buymytoy Hella sick brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgtdSppO_DM

!!!

I somehow... lost the thread of this. I started listening to other podcasts. I used to update my phone religiously, pissed when there wasn't a new episode. But now I haven't thought about it in weeks. Have I..... fallen out of love with UYD??? We had a good old run though. Years.

commercial voiceover quiz was possibly the most excruciating UYD of all time

i don't like that the live eps are sectioned off on patreon now.

the breaking bad rant right after was amazing

he's [aaron paul] probably pissed that i never watched that stupid fucking show, that dumb fucking show.
tell me how good it is again, you fucking drunk idiots.
drink another IPA and tell me how good breaking bad is, you fucking fucks.
half the reason i quit drinking was so i didn't have to hear people at the bar tell me how good breaking bad was.

"have you ever watched breaking bad?"
"no i'm sober."

uyd subreddit doesnt have alot of activity but the knives were out for ep 600.

whats always funny to me about these games is how fuckin bad jonathan is at all of them

So bad and yet he cares so much!

614 so many LOLZ at Jonathan stressing over his social media presences

I'm enjoying Seth's old man impressions & secondarily his robot voice whenever they talk about AI

the mundane details of day-to-day sober jonathan is a nice change

seth at the hologram theater was wonderful

Pizza insurance lols

I can totally relate to Jonathan’s apt rearrangement stress during 640

how is this real

https://arkaybeverages.com/

695 is pretty good!

700!
Still love these scrubs because they remind me anything is possible

Seth on fire recently, his riff on Keifer Sutherland on 725 is hilarious

Seth on 744 doing old bayou dude accent had me in tears

this is magic

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IwZHKlBBU

Ep 745 is gold

REJOICE

“Hey dad good job with the coming 12 years ago” - Seth’s imaginary conversation with his son was great on 748