2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

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Hey [x] how's your [x]. Jah, Sethro. Seatbelts. Let's do this shit.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:03 (seven years ago) link

I went back and started listening from the beginning, and am up to Episode 19. It's like a freaking timemachine...they had a myspace page, they have a whole conversation about how there's no good comedy podcasts (!) and are talking about shit that I totally forgot even happened in 2006. 6 years is a long time!

I love these guys so much. SO much to talk about!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:07 (seven years ago) link

Holla back 4 a dope cock

President Keyes, Monday, 20 February 2012 23:27 (seven years ago) link

^beat me to it

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:28 (seven years ago) link

I wanted to get a picture with their "leaky boners to the front of the line" needlepoint someone made for them at the live show..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:34 (seven years ago) link

I cannot believe that couple is going to get married at Hedonism II.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 23:37 (seven years ago) link

yeahhhhh

http://www.hedonismfest.com/2007Photos/Picture-342.jpg

Johnny True Cache (beachville), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:05 (seven years ago) link

Some slogans:

UYD: Ladies, Babies, Moms (LBMs) for life 2006

UYD: It’s what the white man calls wind

UYD: Carbonated holiness

UYD: Nothing but health inside

UYD: Supersizing your bears, burgers and boobs

UYD: We answer our own questions

UYD: Tasers, nakedness, grass, old men

UYD: Bleaching it, drying it, draining it and bonging it

UYD: Humping, not hunting

UYD: Calling all moat builders

UYD: Cum on a Bible

UYD: Good morning Hezbollah

UYD: No queer dolphins

UYD: Just gallivanting

UYD: It’s called a knuckle rub

UYD: Planet FUBU

UYD: We own the planets

UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music

UYD: Full pubes, no license

UYD: Soul boners

UYD: LGBT for life

UYD: Big ups to locavores

UYD: Pay us to do this

UYD: We love the old

UYD: The virus that causes UYDS

UYD: 904 perps off the streets

UYD: Make it fine with 49

UYD: Tomorrow’s school shooting… today

UYD: Hunters and peeds

UYD: Robots carrying old people

UYD: Two bucks a breath

UYD: Don’t smoke. Chew. And Breastfeed.

UYD: Eyes, hearts and cocks

UYD: Catering gay marriages

UYD: Killing Baja Freshes since the ’80s

UYD: Clean needles, loud pipes

UYD: Canada’s Mexicans

UYD: Re-burn the bras

UYD: There ain’t no seatbelts in the trunk

UYD: Amber energy

UYD: We do not draw from the same well

UYD: We love beverages

UYD: Nurse in public, nurse in peace

UYD: More Pixar, less bukake

UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline

UYD: Life can only end in a draw

UYD: For men and children

UYD: Sharing a heart

UYD: Tops and bottoms

UYD: Lasik, teeth whitening, ball check, everything

UYD: The Alice In Chains of podcasts

UYD: The color of your energy

UYD: Bring Arsenio back

UYD: We wreck fools

UYD: Older and poorer

UYD: 25% more electrolytes than any other planet

UYD: Entertainment for your ears, mind and clit

UYD: Daytime DUIs

UYD: Moratorium on sex bunkers

UYD: Unzip, explode, go

UYD: Achieve that meth

UYD: Never dodge a load

UYD: Shout about this cock

UYD: Melt this heart to get this dick.

UYD: Never look a rasta in the eye

UYD: One man’s hoodrat is another man’s queen

UYD: Vagina for a day

UYD: Top heavy with black dogs

UYD: Baby cockfights

UYD: You’re dead. You can breathe now

UYD: Drowning in bitch juice

UYD: We gleek on your cootch

Uhh Yeah Dude: 3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning

UYD: Provoco sitch

UYD: We are the best, let’s live it that way

UYD: Hulk Eye

UYD: Manifest greatness

UYD: Settle your own bets, bitch

UYD: No cameras, no touching, cash only

UYD: Stop lying to Oprah

UYD: It’s what’s on your t-shirt

UYD: Currently, effectively, undeniably, spiritually, legally, actively psychotic

UYD: Shh. Listen to your body

UYD: A computational knowledge engine

UYD: Blacks. Whites.

UYD: Context, contacts, consequences

UYD: Racist software

UYD: Every step they take offers a potential shock.

UYD: Verbal pedophiles

UYD: Bomb the moon

UYD: Hate what is bad

UYD: I wanna know more about this sodomy

UYD: Dream harder

UYD: Constantly lying

UYD: Negros and Negrons

UYD: L.A. action figures

UYD: Fisticuffs or Sistafriends

UYD: Administering flavor science

UYD: Own your beauty

UYD: Ghostride the fragrance

UYD: It’s In The Prayers

UYD: Anime Eyes

UYD: The hottest thing in Christian fiction

UYD: Brought to you by math

UYD: CB Rambos

UYD: GLBTQ and all the Ps

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys

UYD: Phantom Recall Syndrome

UYD: Gotta Live By The Hanky Code

UYD: Shooting metaphorical wives daily

UYD: You’re a Junior Hulk, I’m a Marine and we’re training to be astronauts

UYD: Black Zappa

UYD: Swimming with love and dolphins and babies

UYD: Nutritional modification behavior food

UYD: 10% human

UYD: Socially induced collective hearlucination

UYD: Random-ass beveraging

UYD: Ridiculous Pump

UYD: Harnessing the power of 14-year-old jizz

UYD: Now with deep search capes

UYD: Whitest Diapers in the Neighborhood

UYD: Wolves in my wounds

President Keyes, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:55 (seven years ago) link

i've been going backwards and forwards from about episode #209. i'm as far back as about #55 now.

its really funny to hear jokes get repeated over and over week after week without knowing their origin, until finally arriving at the joke's zero-hour. "show me the twiiiiiiinz" is the best example of this.

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5cpDe.jpg
Captain Sully Sullenberger

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:32 (seven years ago) link

that youtube was kinda w/e but they did a great job rendering 446 N. Hobart + The 'Dance:

http://i.imgur.com/w4UoL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Qu2rL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z1DTb.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:42 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bwV7p.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:44 (seven years ago) link

"Seth, I saw your car. It is a wonderful car. Blue body, brown roof, correct? It is a car of sincerity. How to know your car? That is secret."

President Keyes, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:51 (seven years ago) link

that was one of my favorite segments ever

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:51 (seven years ago) link

Grady I listened to 310 and part of 308 today. Where are you guys getting the early eps? iTunes acts like they're not there

giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:34 (seven years ago) link

i can see all the way back to episode #017 on my iphone right now...

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:36 (seven years ago) link

I can get all the way back to 1 on Itunes. Are you subscribed, sunny? They should be in your Itunes to 'get' once you've subscribed to it.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Holla back 4 a dope cock

― President Keyes, Monday, February 20, 2012 6:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:43 (seven years ago) link

hahah

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:44 (seven years ago) link

I'm interested in somehow trying to catalog all of Seth's phobias.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:45 (seven years ago) link

<3

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:50 (seven years ago) link

i want to edit together all of Jah's life stories into chronological order to form "The Autobiography of Jonathan Larroquette, as told by Jonathan Larroquette"

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:56 (seven years ago) link

I am still in love with the story about the topless Swedish nannies.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:57 (seven years ago) link

In a really early episode, Jah said his Dad gave him a rash of shit because he hadn't watched To Catch A Predator, and gave him a very stern lecture about "you're talking about these things on your podcast, you have a duty to watch them!" <3

I get the grins every time Jah mentions his Dad. I love how he gets mad when they trash the Beatles.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Grads and VG I can see the pe greyed out but when I click get it doesnt download. Bah I'll work it out.

giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:09 (seven years ago) link

That's weird, sunny! :(

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:11 (seven years ago) link

Okay it was my work comp. fixed and loading

giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:14 (seven years ago) link

*parade*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:16 (seven years ago) link

Episode 15: 20:09: Seth's story about not-talking in the restuarant he goes to, and having a moment with a batshit crazy girl.
It's pretty much Seth summed up. SO fucking weird.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:18 (seven years ago) link

I managed to put my co-worker friend onto UYD...lol that all it took was a picture of Jah and one of their youtube videos.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:31 (seven years ago) link

true story: i was indirectly mentioned in an episode last year

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:43 (seven years ago) link

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:44 (seven years ago) link

i called and left a message for sethro and the next week he was like "hey dude in montreal, my phone can't make long-distance calls, sorry!"

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:48 (seven years ago) link

however he and gr80 are practically bosom buds so he's got a leg up on me

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:48 (seven years ago) link

for real? gr80! you got some splaining to do!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:58 (seven years ago) link

if you leave a voice mail, he calls you back

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:02 (seven years ago) link

I'd be too scared to, lol! what did u talk about?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:03 (seven years ago) link

one time he called me when i was drunk

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) link

lol awesome

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 04:17 (seven years ago) link

what are the odds of ep #311 featuring jah singing "amber" by 311?

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:32 (seven years ago) link

I like that bet

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:34 (seven years ago) link

how does seth come off on the phone? at the 'after party' I went to for the road to the broad show he seemed intense as all get out. I was too much of a weener to talk to him and jah but my friends hit up jah for a bit..

wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (seven years ago) link

more itunes random but this 311 ep only *just* showed up in my itunes. It's like it's on some weird delay with me, idgi.
shrug.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:32 (seven years ago) link

i looked this morning and didnt see it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:37 (seven years ago) link

so they back-date it, I guess?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:38 (seven years ago) link

i just get it skyped to my inbox, basically

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (seven years ago) link

lol otm

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 21:39 (seven years ago) link

Ask Jah-Jah

fables of frogbs (lpz), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:28 (seven years ago) link

they have always steered pretty clear of politics. I remember a couple of Romney disses in 2012 but not much besides.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:03 (two years ago) link

think it's part of a general mission to avoid talking about the same shit everyone else is talking about.

sciatica, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:27 (two years ago) link

that & avoiding current events almost entirely gives the archives a bit of a timeless quality imo

gr8080, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:33 (two years ago) link

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:54 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

it comes and goes pretty quick, but the moment in 564 where seth latches on to jonathan's misunderstanding of the playboy heritage playmates had me loling so loud while cleaning the kitchen that my gf asked me what was so funny when i came to bed

gr8080, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 15:00 (two years ago) link

"In Vito veritas"
Oh wait
"In vino veritas "

calstars, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 03:05 (two years ago) link

Rant against the U.K. was great too

calstars, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 03:08 (two years ago) link

thx for tipping me to that gr80, that was amazing

goole, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:54 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The best eps are when S is a chilled out or J is amped up

calstars, Saturday, 1 April 2017 05:20 (two years ago) link

holy shit this ketamine thing.. have they ever done anything like this on the show before?

just another (diamonddave85), Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:21 (two years ago) link

when did seth get a cat? why am i so glad he has a cat?

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:14 (two years ago) link

if i ever saw seth cruising in his sundance w/his cat, i'd die on the spot with happiness

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 13 April 2017 01:16 (two years ago) link

Wow, 568 was so good, if you are not caught up it's a great place to jump back in.

BTW I watched the first ep of "Dark Net" and it is bogota

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Monday, 17 April 2017 02:42 (two years ago) link

i sent Seth a gift-wrapped copy of How to Pick Up Girls

https://i.imgur.com/Fc8vOBx.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 17 April 2017 13:51 (two years ago) link

oh wow dude

goole, Monday, 17 April 2017 16:46 (two years ago) link

awesome!

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 17 April 2017 18:14 (two years ago) link

J's rant against a savings account in the latest was right up my alley

calstars, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 21:44 (two years ago) link

just listened to 571, gr80 you are a LEGEND

goole, Sunday, 23 April 2017 03:45 (two years ago) link

^^^^

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 23 April 2017 06:53 (two years ago) link

lol i don't think mine got there by the time that ep was recorded

gr8080, Sunday, 23 April 2017 07:08 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i've had the phrase "a lot of laughter, a lot of love, and a lot of lube" stuck in my head for days

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 15 May 2017 16:54 (two years ago) link

The Dance. @UhhYeahDude pic.twitter.com/9p4Kn8gud9

— Chip Awah (@thumbnumb) May 8, 2017

gr8080, Friday, 19 May 2017 03:50 (two years ago) link

just got into this show. jonathan just totally losing it at his old papers had me laughing so hard at the gym people must have thought i was crazy.

The best eps are when S is a chilled out or J is amped up

otm.

ryan, Friday, 19 May 2017 04:25 (two years ago) link

that chris cornell story was so nice

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:23 (two years ago) link

yes! i loved that

alain & natasha (from that same story) did a hilarious fake interview with soundgarden as a promo back in 96, it's really good

https://youtu.be/ayosR-SJMqw (part 1)
https://youtu.be/i-cv7azSLZQ (part 2)

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:48 (two years ago) link

yeah great cornell story. here's the driver 23 doc he recommended: https://youtu.be/Xdn1TPEB4tw

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:15 (two years ago) link

ooh awesome thx

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:35 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

jah are u ok

https://instagram.com/p/BWLgsQoDFND/

gr8080, Thursday, 6 July 2017 23:51 (two years ago) link

right!? wtf O_o

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 July 2017 00:48 (two years ago) link

buymytoy Hella sick brah

goole, Sunday, 9 July 2017 19:09 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgtdSppO_DM

!!!

how's life, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:02 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I somehow... lost the thread of this. I started listening to other podcasts. I used to update my phone religiously, pissed when there wasn't a new episode. But now I haven't thought about it in weeks. Have I..... fallen out of love with UYD??? We had a good old run though. Years.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:28 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

commercial voiceover quiz was possibly the most excruciating UYD of all time

gr8080, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 13:24 (two years ago) link

i don't like that the live eps are sectioned off on patreon now.

goole, Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:59 (two years ago) link

the breaking bad rant right after was amazing

he's [aaron paul] probably pissed that i never watched that stupid fucking show, that dumb fucking show.
tell me how good it is again, you fucking drunk idiots.
drink another IPA and tell me how good breaking bad is, you fucking fucks.
half the reason i quit drinking was so i didn't have to hear people at the bar tell me how good breaking bad was.

"have you ever watched breaking bad?"
"no i'm sober."

just another (diamonddave85), Thursday, 14 September 2017 17:49 (two years ago) link

uyd subreddit doesnt have alot of activity but the knives were out for ep 600.

whats always funny to me about these games is how fuckin bad jonathan is at all of them

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 14 September 2017 18:07 (two years ago) link

So bad and yet he cares so much!

sciatica, Thursday, 14 September 2017 19:08 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

614 so many LOLZ at Jonathan stressing over his social media presences

calstars, Sunday, 24 December 2017 01:12 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm enjoying Seth's old man impressions & secondarily his robot voice whenever they talk about AI

badg, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:32 (one year ago) link

the mundane details of day-to-day sober jonathan is a nice change

seth at the hologram theater was wonderful

gr8080, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

Pizza insurance lols

calstars, Friday, 19 January 2018 03:44 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

I can totally relate to Jonathan’s apt rearrangement stress during 640

calstars, Saturday, 7 April 2018 01:08 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

how is this real

https://arkaybeverages.com/

goole, Monday, 15 October 2018 03:29 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

695 is pretty good!

calstars, Sunday, 27 January 2019 23:35 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

700!
Still love these scrubs because they remind me anything is possible

calstars, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:07 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

Seth on fire recently, his riff on Keifer Sutherland on 725 is hilarious

calstars, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 14:56 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

Seth on 744 doing old bayou dude accent had me in tears

calstars, Thursday, 3 October 2019 02:56 (two weeks ago) link

this is magic

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IwZHKlBBU

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 October 2019 03:40 (two weeks ago) link

Ep 745 is gold

REJOICE

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 22:41 (one week ago) link

“Hey dad good job with the coming 12 years ago” - Seth’s imaginary conversation with his son was great on 748

calstars, Friday, 18 October 2019 03:22 (two days ago) link


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