Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/3/128782015302773065.jpg

LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

Hey, ILX, This Is Your Boyfriend!

So anyway:

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I really would like to write one about Siamese Dream, but its been pitched to death so it seems like the publishers aren't interested for whatever reason.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:48 AM (4 minutes ago)

with good reason.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:49 AM (2 minutes ago)

damn, my self-imposed "no pumpkins bashing" rule gets broken over and over on ilm. please forgive me. but i blame anyone who mentions them, really.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:50 AM (1 minute ago)

love you, ned.

― scott seward, Friday, January 27, 2012 8:51 AM (1 minute ago)

Germany and Jamaica can be a bit disappointed with their performance - the tabloids at home are photoshopping the manager's face onto a turnip.

― Matt DC, Friday, 27 January 2012 09:41 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who r u

― markers, Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who who
who who

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha where is that?

lolz thread

Whoa, taking a bow for ZS

I was in the middle of trying to figure out what the clusterfuck was about when I was pulled up abruptly by this.

besides some references to things more deep-seeded in black culture

NOT "DEEP-SEEDED." THE PHRASE IS "DEEPLY SEATED." "DEEP-SEEDED" IS THE RESULT OF PEOPLE HEARING THINGS WRONG AND THEN TYPING AS THOUGH THEY HAD UNDERSTOOD WHAT THEY HEARD. THANK YOU.

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, January 27, 2012 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I could care less

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loool

haha

10/10

guys, turns out the origin of aids was actually a guy screwing a monkey

― lag∞n, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can someone please change this thread title to "origin of AIDS (SPOILERS)"? thanks.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:41 AM Bookmark

Quality posts all over that AIDS thread:

http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2012/01/26/stacey-campfield-on-the-origins-of-aids-it-was-one-guy-screwing-a-monkey

Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community — it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall. My understanding is that it is virtually — not completely, but virtually — impossible to contract AIDS through heterosexual sex...very rarely [ transmitted ]. What's the average lifespan of a homosexual? it's very short. Google it yourself."

best use of "IIRC" ever.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, January 27, 2012 5:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I live in Brighton for the record. Wandering through Crawley on the way to the train station on Friday.

Boy: 'You're not gettin' none of my wages ya slag'

Girl: 'You should have though of that when you were spunkin' in me ya cunt'

― Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo),

mayne you just will not know yr audience

'not have known', obv

career predictions plz

― the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

porn, porn, snuff films

― lana shel game (some dude), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can't really pluralize that

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what if shes the key grip of several snuff films

oh shit

― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Monday, January 30, 2012 1:55 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― bear, bear, bear, Monday, January 30, 2012 2:22 AM (11 hours ago)

hahaha

In re: Pomplamoose

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http://www.pomplamoose.com/img/phptSudgAPM.jpg

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:32 PM (59 minutes ago)

^^Two Real Lights

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (54 minutes ago)

two whites

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:46 PM (45 minutes ago)

Tumblr Whites

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:54 PM (38 minutes ago)

i dunno if its possible to make a comment about that picture that is better than the picture itself

true

She is making the worst face fyi

idk she's just doing a closed-mouth smile; if both of them had that expression we'd all be like "ugh they're standing at a whimsical angle smh." it's really his :D :D :D face that drives it over the top into madness

I recognize that fence.

She is making the worst face fyi

― polyphonic, Monday, January 30, 2012 11:40 AM (47 minutes ago)

except for his, I agree

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2cysn76.jpg

something for the IA thread is people who make that face in every photo who are not in Pomplpmouse

I don't know who she is but I'd do her.

Damnit ;_;

to be fair

hers says "I wuv my hubby"
his says "Though I am ostensibly goofing, I am actually suffocating in this heterosexual relationship"

his is at least honest

LBI do i have a treat 4 u: So who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads?

Oh dear... Still tears, but retracting my ws remark tbh ;_;

she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal post brain-surgery in that pic

he has dinosaur teeth

scary

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:42 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

compare street etiquette dudes selling vintage pieces on parkandbond.com, where we find the following caveat in every product description:

Please note that any distressing is a desirable aspect of this one-of-a-kind vintage piece

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:58 AM (22 minutes ago)

well, if i ever need to date again i've got my angle sorted.

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago)

it's even funnier if you read the word "angle" as a (curved penis) double entendre.

O.O

i'm quite bad enough without imputed further impropriety tyvm

flag post sitta

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:40 PM

XD XD

from "summarize your 'look' today in 4 words or fewer"

why won't he shave

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you haven't heard any Ivor Cutler, get one of his records, they're all really funny, especially Ludo (where "I'm Happy" and "Good Morning How Are You Shut Up" come from) and Life From A Scotch Sitting Room.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:32 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm happy
I'm happy
Dead

― satan (dog), Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND : - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:59 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wooooooah

ha that took a second for me to catch

xp in the pantry with the cheetos
http://rm7guy.co.uk/1061.Clue1986Box.jpg

iirc nakchivan was l0u1s jagg3r's butler

― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:53 AM

it was sort of the other way around on the football threads for a while, and then we settled for being friends

ilx needs lj back tho, probably more than he needs us ;_;

i would give LJ a welcome back worthy of Ma$e himself

'i miss you' has passed from funny to annoying to maddening to ban markers to meta hilarious to meta funny to some youtube

it's the still that makes it; i've certainly never played it

there may yet be more chapters; it is a bold new frontier, no one can say where we're headed

is markers a comedy genius or an autistic savant? is there a difference?

markers has chilled out on posting as of late, which bums me out

its always the wrong people who decide to post less

that's what this thread's got me thinking

i miss him

i wish there was some song to properly express that

ilx atm has a huge markers shaped void full of poliopolice and racism

who was the tremendously profane canadian dude -- i am blanking

he was incredible

http://bit.ly/whydelongeface

i miss him

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude you're so meta

Man, some of you guys are fuckin Zen masters of ruining jokes.

who was the tremendously profane canadian dude -- i am blanking

he was incredible

― mookieproof, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:05 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

you mean darrenscoq/ramosi?

gather round the potbellied PC and let's tell tales of the good old days back when a young boy dressed hisself up in wimmenfolk clothes and set the internet afire

yessss xp

http://bit.ly/whydelongeface

lol'd

bold clam was definitely better than truth bomb

finally a man with taste
a taste 4 ass

i thought bold clam was the original challops

oh you know what, i completely wrote that wrong, you're right crut.

why de longe face is a bite of del griffith iirc

clams, challops, what is it with you guys and seafood

I would sacrifice so many posters, including maybe myself, to have LJ back for more than once a week

i still miss calum.

nicky wire in a banana suit 4ever.

i just always assume that LJ is still posting! i see some name i don't recognize mention the cardiacs and i figure its him.

he is. amply.

it is sobering that it's nearly four years since he gave us 'good luck usa'

le coq tho

does lj actually still post once a week?

can someone start a thread linking to these posts when they occur?

ha yeah i feel like there should be google alerts for valued sporadic posters like strongo or rtc

The saddest excelsior thread ;_;

its realy sad they found better things to do than post on a message board 24/7

too bad you haven't

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

damn mookie i dunno if that was meant to be harsh but it stung

nah, it was more of an open goal thing tbh

although tbf maybe you should spend more time schooling your child(ren) in goon culture than arguing about it on a message board

nah man I was jk ps you are a bad father

jesus christ

some dude is for the children

okay we definitely need a new laff thread.

haha i didn't mean it like that, but whatever

xp: otm thats why i made one

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

nah it's ok

although it's my fault because the only time i've argued about goon culture is the other day when i was called a 'goon outlier' because i avoid talking about goon culture. vicious circle.

i formally apologize in that i by no means doubt that you (some dude) are a good father, the full extent of which i don't even really fathom and i am sorry to have, however half-assedly, questioned it

forrealz

no no it really wasn't taken that way (although iatee made it funny anyway)

hey gr8080 that's my line! :)

Anyway.