Damn son.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
inventive excuse for murdering somebody
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
why go into all that when you're going to off yourself anyway though?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
well now i'm gonna be haunted by that now too, fucking hellit's like the start of a junji ito story
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 October 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
or an emo ji storyππ±ππΏπ π€βοΈπ«π°πΏπ±πΏπ‘βοΈπ«ππΏπ±πΏπ±π±πΏπ±πΉβ οΈ
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
You can spray, or inject, herbicides into its stem, but this takes six months so you'll have to be patient. And rich, too - this can cost Β£1,500 for just a small patch of the weedIt has really a wide-ranging root system, which can extend up to 3m in depth and 7m in all directions. These can pose a serious threat to construction works and have devastating consequences to building foundations and drains.If you are found to be failing to stop the spread of the plant, you can be issued with an Antisocial Behaviour Order - yes, an ASBO. Under these orders, you could be fined up to Β£2,500.
Japanese Knotweed doesn't fuck about!
― calzino, Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
true but that said i'm p sure there is not one documented case of it actually wrecking a foundation
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
When people are charging Β£1500 to kill a small patch of weed, it is probably a handy myth. If I'd have got obsessed with it I would have just dug like fuck with a pickax + shovel until every last root was gone. I don't really buy this guy's suicide note and explanation for murder.
― calzino, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
jesus that's some awful story, it's the perfume bottle detail that gives it a proper Real England tragic flavour.
― piscesx, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
― estela, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
yeah, that story is now officially in my soul for good, jesus christ
omg estela ffs lol
― imago, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
β calzino, Sunday, October 8, 2017 11:10 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I choose to believe the note because of the unbearably sad notion of the ever-growing weed as metaphor for it growing over his brain, smothering his him. Last drop 'Falling down' style.
Also, lol Estela.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
"Jane and I were a very private couple, we chose to have no real friends, just enjoying each other."But the despair has got so bad that I have killed her, as I did not want her to be alone without income when I killed myself."
Sigh, one of these fucking guys
― γγγ©γγγγ£γ (Matt #2), Monday, 9 October 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
such a thoughtful chap
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link
killing your wife because of your impending japanese-knotweed-related suicide: insecure or thoughtful?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link
he saved her the bother of having to make a decision about it
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:12 (six years ago) link
he sat with the body for two days? must've smelled like a chanel house in there
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link
nice
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
https://d26dzxoao6i3hh.cloudfront.net/items/1v3p362Q2T2d06400b3M/realengland.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link
Liver so sage
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link
(love the photo)
pressed veal is the archeological find here imo
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link
from cooks.com:
PRESSED VEAL
2 lbs. veal1 lb. pork (fresh lean)
or
3 lbs veal2 lbs pork
Do not chop. Put on to boil and cover with water; boil until only 1 cup of liquid remains.
Pull apart with a fork and pack into a small bread tin. Season with salt and pepper and onion juice, if desired.
Cover with oil paper and press with a flat iron.
This is a very old recipe passed down from Minnesota relatives.
Submitted by: Emma Walsh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 October 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link
i sometimes make a terrine which is a fancier version of this but i never use veal as nowhere sells it any longer
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
Waitrose sells veal.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Monday, 9 October 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link
What is 'onion juice'? I can make an educated guess, but suspect I'll be wrong.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 9 October 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link
if you put an onion or five through a blender and then press the resulting paste through a fine sieve then i suspect that is what we are after
― imago, Monday, 9 October 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link
one for the troo headz there
― imago, Monday, 9 October 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link
Their bodies were discovered at their Β£170,000 home
fuck you, the Telegraph
― kinder, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
quite. still laughing at Tracer Hand's emoji story here.
― Fizzles, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
the ritual declaration of the house price reminds me a bit of medieval deathbot's ritual declaration of the weapon price
A stranger, killed in 1363 by Henry Gibel, who did strike him in the body with a knife. The knife was worth one penny.— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) June 23, 2015
― mark s, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
that valuation might be a little optimistic what with the knotweed and the murder-suicide
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 9 October 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
imagine the indignity of getting killed by a very heavy sheaf of wheat back then.
― calzino, Monday, 9 October 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Did we ever have
Find The Bastard Who Shat Down My Chimney!
http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2015/02/28/find-the-bastard-who-shat-down-my-chimney/
― γγγ©γγγγ£γ (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link
oops sorry for bad formatting
― γγγ©γγγγ£γ (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 October 2017 13:46 (six years ago) link
@Joey7Barton Hi Joey. My names Shaun Williamson. I used to play Barry Evans in Eastenders. Can I send you a private message please?— Shaun Williamson (@ShaunWilliamson) October 18, 2017
― ||||||||, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
Expect to see him in the next Morrissey video.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
Haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
Williamson looking for a good betting quote
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2017/oct/21/collapsing-wakefield-city-academies-trust-asset-stripped-schools-millions-say-furious-parentsreal England baby, get used to it
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 October 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
I got v little sympathy, every middle class parent in the country is dealing with the devil when it comes to secondary schools
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 October 2017 08:59 (six years ago) link
i'm wondering more how you raise 200K with bake sales...?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
still, the naked criminality is breathtaking imo
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
I am going to abandon my plan to become a drug dealer and try and get into this academy school board of directors hustle. Far more lucrative, and probably almost zero chance of a prison sentence.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 October 2017 10:56 (six years ago) link
That article seems like itβs barely scratching the surface. No suggestion of fraud?!? Then where did the money go?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 22 October 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link
Extremely real sounding hostage situation at bowling alley on Bermuda retail park Nuneaton happening now
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
Bermuda Park leisure complex, rather
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
Sounds like toxic masculinity at play rather than terrorism.
Asked if the gunman was known to staff at the bowling alley, he said: βWe believe from what my manageress tells me that he is an ex-husband or a boyfriend of a member of staff. That is what I know. I canβt confirm that for definite.β
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/22/hostage-situation-reported-bermuda-park-nuneaton-retail-park-police-ongoing-situation
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
I'm p comfortable calling most terrorism a subset of toxic masculinity tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link