OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

favolite simpsons

im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too

wolfpupy is the fucking best

Yeah. I don't know how or why I stares following wolfpuppy (prob one of the recalling of ppl u should follow) but he/she is my abs fav twitter person.

Started not stares

his "dinosaur that turns into a race car" stuff kills me so bad

So good. Do u know anything about who is behind it? I don't. Just found it one day and it was luv at first tweet.

yeah wolfpupy is so great. I followed him due to RT's from aero.

Today wolfpupy reminded me that I need to watch this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/

wolfpupy is the fucking best

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, September 29, 2011 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

you RTing him was like the best day of his life

thebibandit is absolutely murdering me, the guy is a luriqua-level lost internet genius

otm

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

i v much enjoy @dogsdoingthings

@dril is a favorite

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ok sorry getting carried away here

omg the wario one

ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere

lol

why was there debate, though?

OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol

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HULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.

HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.

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im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

haha what is the deal with this shit

couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this

It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.

@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks

Learn norse runes like never
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horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse

@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
Are Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic
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BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad

hate a sargeman

COWUBRANGO

agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic

I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs

weren't there some real good 53% ones also

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust

Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.

HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
#IAMTHE53 • I HAVE »CLEFTPALITE« // NO »HELTHINSZURANCE« IN YUGOSLAV // |HOMTRE DIYABETIK| // TOIL TOIL TOIL ¤ SUBMIT` TO WEALTHIYMASZTERS\\

http://i.imgur.com/L9sl3.png

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter

bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic

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