A collection of men in American public life who have shitty hair.

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celebrate them here.

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:46 (nine years ago) link

http://www.clevescene.com/images/blogimages/2010/07/06/1278433387-jim-traficant.jpg

Jim Traficant, discraced Ohio politician.

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:47 (nine years ago) link

It's like his hair is so ashamed of being seen with him, that it's trying to jump off his head.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:49 (nine years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J9Of7tgJtX0/SpC3re3LmrI/AAAAAAAAApw/ZI7Gz5gaDhk/s400/KenBurns_021web.jpg

Ken Burns, documentary filmmaker

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Your fave presidential candidate
http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/trump3.jpg
The Donald

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:50 (nine years ago) link

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/md/si_swimsuit_hard_rock_120210/adam_levine_5428750.jpg

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:52 (nine years ago) link

I don't mind Ken Burns' hair unless it's not real? That's the haircut my jr high crush had for years. In the late '80s.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:53 (nine years ago) link

the "kaiser's helmet" look

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Didn't quite realize to what extent Levine is asking his stylist to make him look like Pink.

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:55 (nine years ago) link

howard michael "howie" mandel

http://cdn.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2009/11/howie-mandel.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:56 (nine years ago) link

sorry but that little nugget of soul patch is an affront to all of us trying to rock this look with some dignity

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:56 (nine years ago) link

me

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:57 (nine years ago) link

I'm sorry, but that is AWESOME hair. xp

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:57 (nine years ago) link

oh god

bald + soul patch = automatic tool

I know one of these irl and he's the worst. He also where's a black leather trenchcoat, an obnoxious nickname and annoying catchphrases.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:57 (nine years ago) link

where's? wears

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:58 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theapplemuseum.com/images/content/bios/woz.jpg

Woz!

Monkey tennis? (Solrac), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:59 (nine years ago) link

pretty much any man who shaves his head who tries to pull off the goatee/soul patch thing is undoing all the work they did by shaving their head to escape the shame of male pattern baldness in the first place

lol xpost i was just about to post bill gates. we could probably fill up the entire thread with first-wave computing zillionaires

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:00 (nine years ago) link

He also where's a black leather trenchcoat, an obnoxious nickname and annoying catchphrases.

I can't type today.

Here:

He also wears a black leather trenchcoat, goes by an obnoxious nickname and employs frequent use of annoying catchphrases.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:00 (nine years ago) link

and there it is then

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:01 (nine years ago) link

DAMN YOU

I was just going to post this:

http://packerchatters.com/wp-content/uploads/guy-fieri.jpg

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:02 (nine years ago) link

He really likes doin' that pointing thing, huh? Must be his sig move.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Fieri wins, lock thread.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:02 (nine years ago) link

dude looks like an anime villain gone to seed

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:03 (nine years ago) link

he looks like dragonball z

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:05 (nine years ago) link

lol: "guy fieri" "dragonball z" About 43,300 results (0.24 seconds)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:07 (nine years ago) link

simmons looks like a rat died on his head

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:10 (nine years ago) link

oh wow I did not realize that the guy from Smash Mouth was the same guy from "Minute to Win It"

frogbs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:11 (nine years ago) link

thankfully he eventually saw the error of his ways

http://allsbarchive.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/wi_doll_070830_ssv.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:11 (nine years ago) link

he looks liek he scalped shirely temple and placed on head

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:13 (nine years ago) link

Simmons looks like an advert for Klingon toupees.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:15 (nine years ago) link

"itt pictures of lesbians that look like cojo"

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:25 (nine years ago) link

thats a woman.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:25 (nine years ago) link

has anyone ever seen Cojo and Diane Keaton in the same room

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:28 (nine years ago) link

or thath lady from Alien

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Yaphet Kotto?

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:35 (nine years ago) link

Or Meg Ryan.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Are all these pics supposed to make me feel better about losing my hair?

Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:37 (nine years ago) link

thought he was david spade

dell (del), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:39 (nine years ago) link

jared leto rocking his signature "emo courtney cox" look

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/226/a/b/Jared_Leto_by_frombrennatolast.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Nice and Easy, that's his style.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:44 (nine years ago) link

your mom with stuble

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:45 (nine years ago) link

http://style.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jaredleto1.jpg

dude has just made so many bad choices in the last few years

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:45 (nine years ago) link

hahahah

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:46 (nine years ago) link

love when hipsterrunoff writes about leto

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:46 (nine years ago) link

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

well no, IMO there's more an expectation that they would hunt down and kill attractive women and they all look like serial killers so it's secretly the most appropriate band name ever

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (nine years ago) link

Took way too long to get to Blago, imho.

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:07 (nine years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

funky house septics (D-40), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:08 (nine years ago) link

"Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

*cough, splutter* You don't know the Bonzos?

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:09 (nine years ago) link

I don't actually know anything about music.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (nine years ago) link

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/JB.jpg

brushy unilateralist John Bolton

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (nine years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

imho Blago's hair is 100% "shitty" tho

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:11 (nine years ago) link

http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Apl_De_Ap_-_Flood_Donation/apl_de_ap_black_eyed_peas_001_092909.jpg

i believe this man is a grade school teacher trying to look crazy for a talent show?

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (nine years ago) link

love to wipe a horses ass with Bolton's stache

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (nine years ago) link

For Laurel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:20 (nine years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SnOccbxta2I/AAAAAAAAAsA/G8BRJsaKNhw/s400/guido-prom1.jpg

Pane Amaro (Bitter Bread): The Italian American Journey from Despised Immigrants to Honored Citizens

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:21 (nine years ago) link

If we're not careful, the next president of the usa:

http://www.austinpost.org/files/articles/Rick_Perry_photo_portrait,_August_28,_2004.jpg

Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (nine years ago) link

goole wtf

that is terrifying

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Did anyone ever find out if the pink-suited Eye-talian troll haired prom dude was for real because that's still just so O_O.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (nine years ago) link

DAN HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT?

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (nine years ago) link

I don't know but now I will have nightmares

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:44 (nine years ago) link

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

Its an awful haircut no matter who wears it, but for some reason I can shrug it off when its a 15 year-old emo kid wearing it with pink highlights, a hoodie, and a I Set My Friends On Fire t-shirt. But when its a 38 year-old woman that should know better, its horrifying.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, fair point. It was still p bad though.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:10 (nine years ago) link

he looks like a male kojal

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:18 (nine years ago) link

someone should actually arrange mock dragonball z battles between nj guidos

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:27 (nine years ago) link

(this could be your golden ticket, strongo)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:27 (nine years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/sorts/johnburris1.jpg

It has to be seen to be believed.

svend, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:29 (nine years ago) link

http://www.eduinreview.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bill-gates.jpg
most men in itt could afford a better haircut

Captain Lorazepam (rip van wanko), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:35 (nine years ago) link

hey guys and gals when i get home from work i'll go ham with wrestlers itt but as a sneak peak

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UcF1Et2A30c/TSuILsm4_XI/AAAAAAAAEnY/j12ZfwL8W14/s1600/ca98a83a073654b1872641e21531ea02_XL.jpg

i give you matt hardy.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:41 (nine years ago) link

lol i was wondering if i should start posting ufc guys or hold off

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:44 (nine years ago) link

not american and not current but maybe a minor legend?

http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jagr2.jpg

salsa shark, Thursday, 25 August 2011 21:37 (nine years ago) link

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/Images/Phil%20Spector.jpg

Apparently that's a wig, which means he CHOSE to look like that.

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Thursday, 25 August 2011 21:46 (nine years ago) link

TBF this is a bit fish inna barrel (and ok theyre actually Canadian, but whatev)

http://www.tartareandesire.com/interviews/images/skinnypuppy1.jpg

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 06:02 (nine years ago) link

IMO the makeup is more problematic than the hair

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2011 13:27 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

http://www.qotd.org/portraits/Koontz,Dean.jpg

airport doorstop novelist and countrypolitan ken burns clone dean koontz

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:33 (four years ago) link

I know this thread's for men (is there a parallel site for women?), and I'll probably catch hell for saying so, but I never realized--could never look past her goofy hair--how gorgeous Janelle Monáe is till I saw Moonlight. I've followed her so little, I didn't even realize it was her till the end-credits ran.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:55 (four years ago) link

Parallel thread, I meant.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:56 (four years ago) link

xp sorry about your hair blindness

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:00 (four years ago) link

yeah Monae is OTM, I've almost wondered if she wore her hair that way on purpose so people don't focus on her looks

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:05 (four years ago) link

this man and his many hairstyles can die in a fire

wtf is this and does his t-shirt actually say what I think it does

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:07 (four years ago) link

its milo yiannopolous

sure I spelled that wrong

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:11 (four years ago) link

the bastard son of steve bannon and ann coulter

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:11 (four years ago) link

oh that guy

never seen a pic before

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:13 (four years ago) link

yeah Monae is OTM, I've almost wondered if she wore her hair that way on purpose so people don't focus on her looks

― frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:05 Bookmark

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r|t|c, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:17 (four years ago) link

:|

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:26 (four years ago) link

dean koontz in that pic is wearing a wig, right

mh 😏, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:33 (four years ago) link

like he for real looks like the creepy doctor dude from beyond the black rainbow I had in my d/n for a while

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2233698098/603843-drmercurioarboria_large_400x400.jpg

mh 😏, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:34 (four years ago) link

it's not the hair...

a but (brimstead), Friday, 6 January 2017 03:54 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

pic.twitter.com/CEGCqxIiTi

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) September 14, 2019

goole, Saturday, 14 September 2019 03:49 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

ok we can x one of this list, man looks great!

I was definitely not prepared for Ken Burns’s lockdown hair. pic.twitter.com/gNyGTSK1Im

— Thierry Côté (@tcote) February 18, 2021

goole, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:40 (one week ago) link

https://www.gq.com/story/ken-burns-hair-interview

The director has long spoken about the impact his mother's death, when he was 11 years old, has had on his work: “All of my life, as my late father-in-law who was a psychologist said, I’ve been waking the dead. Part of that is a really good thing: I know how to make Jackie Robinson and Abraham Lincoln come alive for you. Obviously I’m a failure at the one that I really want, and of course that’s impossible,” he reflected. “I think the hair was just part of a connection. My hair was a Beatle cut when she died. I had had my last barbershop haircut when she was alive, and I don’t think I cut it until ‘75.”

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:47 (one week ago) link


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