Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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shit title

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (ten years ago) link

suppose lfc would settle for any title tho what what

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (ten years ago) link

fuck off back to the Europa League where youse belong

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (ten years ago) link

HEY WTF

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:01 (ten years ago) link

that last pic was meant to be this

http://spurs.theoffside.com/files/2011/07/Luka-Modric-Chelsea-237x300.jpg

lol c&p mishaps huh

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:03 (ten years ago) link

i was like that can't be a tranny no way

carstens, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:04 (ten years ago) link

shit title

Don't worry. It'll be replaced by a thread title of "super quality" by the close of the window.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:05 (ten years ago) link

should have worked "'Avin' a Go" in there somehow

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:08 (ten years ago) link

has snider had a hair transplant y/n

nh (cozen), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:19 (ten years ago) link

sorry, snyder

nh (cozen), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Does the league not allow tremas on shirts or do City not know their players' names?

At least ILF got it right: Sergio Agüero

boxall, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:26 (ten years ago) link

Module is deliverable imo, thread starter to eat words come end of season.

I approve of 'EPL''s ascension to official status btw.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:51 (ten years ago) link

The other thing about the thread title - as well as google inaccessibility, it's passing-interest-proof. Other than the couple dozen of us, who is ever going to be intrigued to click on that?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:05 (ten years ago) link

don't be such a fucking snob

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:08 (ten years ago) link

Is "the Module" Champions League qualification?

Chris, Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:09 (ten years ago) link

the module is whatever the guvnor sez it is sonny

http://forum.ge/uploads/post-73-1215384239.jpg

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:15 (ten years ago) link

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:17 (ten years ago) link

has snider had a hair transplant y/n

Definitely. That's why him and Wayne must be in the same team. Trading grooming tips etc.

Number None, Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:43 (ten years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/07/article-2023254-0D54428B00000578-971_634x549.jpg

Levy's plan to welcome Adebayor to the club goes a bit too far.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 7 August 2011 05:36 (ten years ago) link

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:17 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:17 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:17 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:17 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:17 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:16 (ten years ago) link

Chelsea teenager Oriol Romeu, who joined last week from Barcelona on a four-year deal, has revealed he would like to return to the Spanish giants in the future.
Full story: Metro

good luck chelsea

I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:22 (ten years ago) link

I just miss the word Liverpool tied to not winning something in the thread title tbh

JEEZ GUYS SORRY THE THREAD TITLE CONTAINS NO REFERENCE TO LIVERPOOL NOT WINNING ANYTHING

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2011 07:21 (ten years ago) link

I like the thread title's fusion of English traditionalism with modern continental techniques.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:00 (ten years ago) link

The other thing about the thread title - as well as google inaccessibility, it's passing-interest-proof. Other than the couple dozen of us, who is ever going to be intrigued to click on that?

Fair point - I've killed EPL in the thread title. Delivering the module there.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:03 (ten years ago) link

unilateral imo

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:19 (ten years ago) link

original title lives on in bookmarks

caek, Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:32 (ten years ago) link

what's the best website for streaming highlights of other sports? is there a 101gg for golf/tennis

nh (cozen), Sunday, 7 August 2011 10:47 (ten years ago) link

Gah, I'm a big fan of 'EPL'! Will keep mouth shut. The unattractiveness comes from fusion of Dalglish & management speak imo, but yes, I agree with the benefit for passing trade.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:03 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, if I were a City fan I'd be concerned about what's coming from Mancini right now. He's already talking down their title chances and suggesting they might not have the right mentality. A++++ motivation there dude.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 11:52 (ten years ago) link

Dunno, I get the impression that in private Mancini's probably all "you must kill these guys, ALL of them! We must win the league" What he says to the media is another thing altogether.

pandemic, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:00 (ten years ago) link

Hart, Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Kolarov, De Jong, Silva, Yaya, Milner, Balotelli, Dzeko.

De Gea, Smalling, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Nani, Carrick, Anderson, Young, Rooney, Welbeck.

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:43 (ten years ago) link

Anyone got a decent Charity Shield stream?

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:36 (ten years ago) link

There's this one: http://www.rojadirecta.es/goto/u20cup-ch05.blogspot.com/

Don't know if it's decent though.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:42 (ten years ago) link

veetlesportshd2.blogspot.com/2011/08/channel-1.html

nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:45 (ten years ago) link

feeling this new utd keeper

nh (cozen), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Fergie won't be delivering the module either if De Gea carries on like this.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:23 (ten years ago) link

I can see Fergie in two years repeating how he regrets not having bought Stekelenburg earlier, just as he keeps lamenting that he got Van der Sar too late.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:25 (ten years ago) link

Is De Gea wearing and old VdS shirt btw? Looks huge on him.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:27 (ten years ago) link

I wonder why the red-nosed old Scottish drunk keeps bunging secret fees to GestiFute for players like Cronaldo, Nani, Anderson, Bebe and De Gea?

James Mitchell, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Richards should've been off for that.

Chris, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. It's been fairly fractious for an ostensible friendly

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:31 (ten years ago) link

That was a pretty amazing team goal just then, how many passes in and around the area?

Mancini's inspirational Barry-for-Balotelli substitution looking pretty stupid now.

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:52 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that was a great atrtack

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:53 (ten years ago) link

This Cleverly guy looks a good player, is he English?

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Lol-Kompany

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:27 (ten years ago) link

'the Nani state', srsly?

boxall, Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Mancini won't be delivering the module either if they carry on like this, pretty lolworthy capitulation really...

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Nani still the best player in the prem

Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:33 (ten years ago) link

Grant holt

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 19 May 2012 17:51 (nine years ago) link

Holt is even money to join Sunderland.

Those odds are for Joseph Anthony "Joey" Barton.

Djibril Citté (onimo), Saturday, 19 May 2012 17:52 (nine years ago) link

If QPR are really paying him 90k a week, he'll be going nowhere

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 19 May 2012 17:54 (nine years ago) link

He's likely to miss a third of the season after his final game shenanigans. That's like £1m for sitting around unless QPR work out a way to fine him.

Djibril Citté (onimo), Saturday, 19 May 2012 18:05 (nine years ago) link

run book on destination of no mark player
spread retarded ITK rumours on twitter
profit

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 May 2012 18:11 (nine years ago) link

lock thread

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 19 May 2012 21:53 (nine years ago) link

na

redknapp out

now lock this cunt

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 May 2012 23:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1Q0ai.jpg

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 May 2012 23:30 (nine years ago) link

I have heard that Redknapp goes to Chelsea.

It has been said authoritatively but I feel that it will not happen.

The rest is close season.

the pinefox, Sunday, 20 May 2012 13:23 (nine years ago) link

hello football fans

a small question out of mild curiosity. last night my twitter timeline EXPLODED in unanimous hatred for someone called john terry. i assume this is a footballer. what has he done to be so bad & hated?

(bear in mind i assume all footballers are one or all of racist/homophobic/rapists/thugs given that the only times they impinge on my consciousness are because of one of those things, so to be EXTRA hated he must be really awful)

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:01 (nine years ago) link

haha

lex

there is, iirc, a thread actually called 'john terry- why is he so bad & hated?'

i'm not sure it even explains so much as vents that hatred tho.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:04 (nine years ago) link

he is really, really awful- even for an english international millionaire professional footballer

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:05 (nine years ago) link

And last night he got what he wanted most in all the world.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:06 (nine years ago) link

it's v hard to explain the difference between Terry and yr conception of pro-footballers in general except to say that Terry seems unhealthily comfortable with his lifestyle choices more than most players i guess

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:07 (nine years ago) link

ah. ok. that thread's opening few posts are quite succinct. he really is that much worse than the rest? do even the fans of his club hate him? or maybe i just don't follow any of them. lol @ him being england CAPTAIN, why would they pick someone so unanimously reviled?

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:08 (nine years ago) link

most of his club's fans like him, many England supporters like him, we'd have to go into the weird socio-geographic rifts that run thru the notion of supporting England too.

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:10 (nine years ago) link

srsly don't believe lex has never heard the phrase 'john terry' before today given his sterling attempts to be the most extracurricular football player of all time with his forays into criminal justice, celebrity gossip etc

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:22 (nine years ago) link

going into that would be about the only thing that could make football interesting for me!

xp i may have done but footballers' names mostly don't stick in the mind, they all blur into one all-cheating all-racist thug

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:30 (nine years ago) link

maybe worth doing a 'the weird socio-geographic rifts that run thru the notion of supporting England' ILE thread

ambiguity of 'England' deliberate

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:34 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure we've had some debate about it on the England manager threads but i don't know if there's a full-on thread dedicated to it

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:36 (nine years ago) link

and possibly wider - english athletes in general? i have always found the assumption that english audiences are only interested in hearing about english sportspeople quite weird and frustrating

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:36 (nine years ago) link

possibly relevant in OLYMPICS YEAR

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:36 (nine years ago) link

also the thread on nationalism which was more US-centred i think. but i'm clearly in too funny a mood to argue about stuff today. don't know why tbh.

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Union Jacks almost automatically make me boo and i can't explain that fully either.

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:38 (nine years ago) link

He is the ur-cheating all-racist thug though. The thing that makes him particularly hateful is that he dresses this up in quasi-heroic for England and St George blather and whenever he gets called out on anything his usual response is "I didn't do it" even when it's caught on camera that he did.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:40 (nine years ago) link

oh god one of my friends delivered some a+++++ union jacks commentary on twitter the other day, if i knew how to screencap or anything i'd repost it somewhere

they're not as bad as st george's crosses obv but being surrounded by them in JUBILOLYMPICS YEAR is doing my blood pressure no good at all

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah, i enjoy most sports but the combination of the Monarchy, the Olympics and a kind of One Show all-in-this-together Britishness is making me half pukey half psycho at the mo

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:42 (nine years ago) link

lol @ him being england CAPTAIN, why would they pick someone so unanimously reviled?

he is especially representative imo

they all blur into one all-cheating all-racist thug

that thug is john terry, tbh

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:41 (nine years ago) link

so would there be something in the theory that he is some sort of lightning rod focus for everything (fans) already hate about the sport? encapsulating all the negativity that you kind of have to ignore or do some suspension-of-disbelief shiz elsewhere?

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:57 (nine years ago) link

that's pretty astute

Number None, Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:58 (nine years ago) link

I don't know that we ignore it, but yeah there might be something in that, especially in him wearing his ugliness/unthinkingness as a badge of pride.

There's also a monumental lack of self-awareness, combined with ruthless, a bit cheaty and morally-unmerited success, that is most distasteful. He reminds me a lot of Gordon Brown actually.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's true, and i kinda why i find the visceral hatred of him either hysteric/hyperbolic or just lame like the LOL JT IS A CUNT stuff which is an insult to the proud tradition of lol football via ken c and a hoy hoy

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:04 (nine years ago) link

i was going to do a poll of most hateful golden generation player but i think ive brought enough rote negativism to the board as it is

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:05 (nine years ago) link

nobody who has seen the super grainy footage of lampard jr and ferdinand sr trying to coerce blowjobs out of girls in ayia napa circa 2000 could plausibly argue that terry is an altogether worse category to them

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:11 (nine years ago) link

My performance was on the same tape as a recording of Kieron and Frank with a couple of birds, but it wasn’t all at the same time.

I didn’t even know about what they had done, it was not all one big orgy, as was reported.

Somehow, the camera got nicked. About two weeks later I got a call from a newspaper about a video of me shagging a bird. I could have fainted.

The video was wrong, yet to me it was harmless, just part of growing up.

The truth is some women will do anything to crack on with footballers and, let’s be fair, which young players would pass up the opportunity to take them up on some of their offers?

Some birds will buy you drinks all night, strip for you, get shagged with other people in the room and do all sorts of tricks. It was highly embarrassing.

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:15 (nine years ago) link

a marina hyde column describes it as 'ordering them to perform a lesbian sex show', i guess the beejes required no persuasion

also id forgotten that lampard was involved in the famous post-september 11th abuse of american tourists at an airport

Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:19 (nine years ago) link

these last few tweets from nakhchivan are kind of why i was curious in the first place b/c i thought the kind of behaviour i was reading about from terry was...commonplace among footballers

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:23 (nine years ago) link

tweets?!

#spendingtoomuchtimeontwitter

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 18:24 (nine years ago) link

FWIW Lex, John Terry is no longer England captain. He's actually been stripped of the captaincy twice, first for having sex with a team-mate's wife, then for alleged (ie definite, just not yet proven in a court of law) racist abuse of a black player, Anton Ferdinand. Anton's brother, Rio, was the guy dropped from the England squad altogether for having the temerity to be a bit annoyed by this.

So yeah, that lightning rod thing is pretty astute actually, although I think JT has a kind of unrepentant malice you don't get with most of yr hateful Golden Generation types.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:40 (nine years ago) link


shit title

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

suppose lfc would settle for any title tho what what

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck off back to the Europa League where youse belong

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:58 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:01 (nine years ago) link

psychic powers, obv

Vermicious Knid A (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:02 (nine years ago) link

fuck off back to the championship thread where you belong

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:56 (nine years ago) link

another thing about EBJT is his rheumy-eyed sentimentality (mainly about himself).

the pinefox, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:58 (nine years ago) link

If JT could suck his own dick he'd still be pissy about it

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:07 (nine years ago) link

lachrymose blubber

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 May 2012 23:16 (nine years ago) link

terry seldom actually says much of note, it's just he appears like a total dick.

sort of agree he is at worst the face of another few hundred famous players who are cut from the same cloth.

just for the record, as one of the proud pillars of the traditions of lol football I fully endorse LOL JT IS A CUNT

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 21 May 2012 09:51 (nine years ago) link

shagging away his teammate's birds
sprouting alledged racist words
kneeing someone at the back, got himself suspended
still changed into his shirt after the final has ended
english and proud
he proclaims to the crowd
the smirk on his face
it's a fucking disgrace
at least in the end small justice prevailed
when he tried to push his way to the front but failed
that was magnificent
p.s. JT's a cunt

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:16 (nine years ago) link


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