Hungry? Perhaps you'd like a POOP BURGER

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this isn't really what i was asking for

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:25 (ten years ago) link

or maybe you know me better than i know myself

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:25 (ten years ago) link

AhahahahAhahahAhHaHAHAHAHAahahahahahahHAHA

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:28 (ten years ago) link

what does it say about me that the second-most disturbing thing I see in this video is dude's pointer

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Oh hell no.

Kim, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Why did I even click on this thread

Kim, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:30 (ten years ago) link

Quick Poll
Would You Eat A Poop Burger?

Yes

No

goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:31 (ten years ago) link

honestly, yes, probably

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:31 (ten years ago) link

xp: needs options for "HELL NO" and "*slaps pollster*"

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:31 (ten years ago) link

"it's the kind of thing you do just for the story"

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Better not complain about the poop burger just in case he spits in the bun, guys.

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:32 (ten years ago) link

we've already determined on other threads that i will eat just about anything once though

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:32 (ten years ago) link

i'm like a taller, less fat version of that bald dude from the travel channel who eats roach kabobs

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:33 (ten years ago) link

I might have considered tasting it out of morbid curiosity were it not for the shot of the machine extruding the protein paste in the video

oh, and if it wasn't MADE OUT OF SHIT

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:33 (ten years ago) link

this is kind of the ultimate "oh, if no one told you what it was you'd think it was delicious"

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Soylent Green is poople

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:35 (ten years ago) link

if someone slips me a poop burger, there will be mayhem

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Jack in the Box beat these guys to the punch by decades

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:36 (ten years ago) link

also not to be that guy but how is this the solution to the world's hunger problem if people aren't eating enough to poop to make more burgers to eat and then poop and...

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:36 (ten years ago) link

if i were a cornier indie fuXor, i'd say something about McDonalds or Jack in the Box already serving poop-burgers.

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:37 (ten years ago) link

Because *some* people in the world do poop...

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:37 (ten years ago) link

one of my kids drew a P00P BURGER on the board yesterday. wonder if they saw the article.

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:37 (ten years ago) link

word on the street is everybody poops

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:37 (ten years ago) link

also not to be that guy but how is this the solution to the world's hunger problem if people aren't eating enough to poop to make more burgers to eat and then poop and...

I think the idea is that people will just lose their appetite

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (ten years ago) link

Sometimes. xp

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (ten years ago) link

Looks like doner kebab meat.

fields of salmon, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (ten years ago) link

i feel like this thread will squeeze out some gems

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:39 (ten years ago) link

also not to be that guy but how is this the solution to the world's hunger problem if people aren't eating enough to poop to make more burgers to eat and then poop and...

― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, June 17, 2011 3:36 PM Bookmark

the meaty, protein-rich poop of corpulent americans will be processed and sent to third world countries so they can share in our wealth

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:39 (ten years ago) link

hello?

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:40 (ten years ago) link

they are bringing in free lunch at my office, and it's all sandwiches, and now I am very very frightened

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Hopefully they'll do a veggie one with bits of sweetcorn in it.

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (ten years ago) link

MEMO

FROM: Management

TO: ILXors

RE: IMAGES

Please file this picture away for future image zings. Thank you.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5795/burgeru.jpg

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (ten years ago) link

do you work in a japanese research facility? probably best not to take the free lunch

fields of salmon, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:42 (ten years ago) link

I think they test marketed this at Denny's, seriously. Is a plausible way I can explain the shit burger that place once served me anyway.

Kim, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:44 (ten years ago) link

personally i'm already lamenting the loss of the phrase "shit sandwich" because now you're going to have to clarify whether or not you're making an aesthetic judgment or referring to a shit sandwich

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:45 (ten years ago) link

More like shart sandwich amirite

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:48 (ten years ago) link

2 girls 1 burger

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (ten years ago) link

tbh I am surprised that took that long

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (ten years ago) link

art, life, imitation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTG6sGX-Ic

Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:04 (ten years ago) link

When they start selling these in McD's or BK, they can call them "Hot Carl's".

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:07 (ten years ago) link

"Hot Lunch"

Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:10 (ten years ago) link

McDump

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:14 (ten years ago) link

Alabama Hot Pocket

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:15 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:17 (ten years ago) link

seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:18 (ten years ago) link

i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:19 (ten years ago) link

I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (ten years ago) link

Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

The Golden Arschlochs

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (ten years ago) link

Angus Anus Steak Houses.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (ten years ago) link

Ruth's Shit Steak House

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (ten years ago) link

Peter Puger's Steakhouse

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Shitzzler

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (ten years ago) link

freshly squeezed

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (ten years ago) link

side order of corn

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (ten years ago) link

Outhouse Steakback

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (ten years ago) link

bon appetit

http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:21 (ten years ago) link

I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:23 (ten years ago) link

as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:24 (ten years ago) link

Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg

Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:46 (ten years ago) link

So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:08 (ten years ago) link

What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Outhouse Steakback

― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i42.tinypic.com/219tqao.gif

goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:16 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:21 (ten years ago) link

I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:23 (ten years ago) link

Ruth's Piss

shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (ten years ago) link

haha ew

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (ten years ago) link

also kudos to j.lu for bringing up Burgerpipe, I wanted to go there but really couldn't

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:17 (ten years ago) link

mudruckers

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:19 (ten years ago) link

out n in

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (ten years ago) link

five guys (a large burger)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (ten years ago) link

This actually reminds me of a 60's project to make artificial meat from petroleum products. The resultant product looked like excrement.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (ten years ago) link

KFC = Kentucky Fried Crap

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:23 (ten years ago) link

T.G.I. Feces

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:09 (ten years ago) link

This is a logical step in the right direction. The future is excrement.

Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:35 (ten years ago) link

OMG IT'S BANAKA

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:37 (ten years ago) link

so wait do we just chat w/ banaka like normal even tho we know who its puppetmaster is

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:41 (ten years ago) link

not sure why but one of my friends always laments less-than-ideal situations by saying 'poop tacos' it seems like this is a regional variation

side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Saturday, 18 June 2011 05:36 (ten years ago) link

Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.

Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:25 (ten years ago) link

what's that old saying, "if shit was worth its weight in gold, then the poor would be born without assholes"?

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:57 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

turned out to be a hoax!!!!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:21 (seven years ago) link

tell that to the poop leaking through my teeth

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:36 (seven years ago) link

xp no shit

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 12 July 2014 19:46 (seven years ago) link

:D

i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"
* crowd expresses dull surprise *
Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"
person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."
Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"
person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"
Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"
person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."
Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."
* crowd expresses mild shock *
person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"
person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."
Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"
person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."
Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"
* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *
police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"
* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 06:36 (seven years ago) link

What do you mean a hoax!? I've been saving up all my poop to start up my own burger business.

StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:16 (seven years ago) link

Do you have enough for a deposit?

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:48 (seven years ago) link

Nevermind, I'm now looking into my own poop transplant business.

StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:48 (seven years ago) link

The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 12:56 (seven years ago) link

seven years pass...

they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:39 (one week ago) link

Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.

― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (one week ago) link


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