the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

i'm still trying to figure out the bubble popping -- maybe i guess the bubble solution stands for "capital" and popping bubbles stands for, idk, "profit"? so it's supposed to teach them how many more bubbles they can pop / profit they can earn when they all have their own bubble solution / capital? no fucking clue. jesus.

because sometimes the tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of deltas

― goole, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 u sir

the bubble popping = fun

basically, they are trying to say socialism is bad because it makes you ration your fun, but they are doing so in a spectacularly stupid manner

can't believe jay batman returned and i was asleep ;_;

wait, he got sb'd? ;_; rip lolz

mod banned iirc

ah, thx -- goodnight sweet knight

wanted to respond to this from the now locked og batman thread:

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/NM7Rc.png

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Markers you magnificent bastard <3 If ever a gif was appropriate it's this one, made before this Batmeltdown on here)

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:49 PM

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

Thin-skinned WND douchebag to sue Esquire, doesn't understand parody/satire law is fairly settled.

It's not the founding fathers these dudes love, it's the romantic idea of the founding fathers, which absolves them of responsibility for the present. What did the founding fathers think about the income tax, health care, abortion, oil, war in the middle east, etc? Pretty much nothing.

well hasn't that always been the thing with these dorks? strict constitutionalists that also like to bloviate about what the founders would have thought about modern developments. it's like one or the other, guys

hitchens evisceration of mamets book is pretty good but even funnier than hitch's review are the actual quotes from the book, such as

"The BP gulf oil leak . . . was bad. The leak of thousands of classified military documents by Julian Assange on WikiLeaks was good. Why?"

shockingly, wingnutdaily "op-ed" begins: "I know this sounds crazy."

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=312393

Yet, all it would take is for one state to recognize that – real or fraudulent – the document he released affirms he does not meet the requirements of a "natural born citizen." In fact, he is a walking, talking, breathing example of what a "natural born citizen" is not – complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared.

June 18, 2011

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:47 PM (3 days ago)

lets be fair given the parenting that leads to sending your kids to something like this odds are the kids will be a little slow

If I were as prone to sloganizing as Mamet, I’d keep clear of bumper-sticker comparisons altogether.

I wonder what a smart but mislead writer like Mamet thinks about being taken down by an equally smart writer who a) can't be easily dismissed as an idiot and b) can't be dismissed a mere ideological analog? I bet a Mamet response would be predictably bellicose, but surely he'd recognize, at least privately, that he just got his ass kicked in public.

otm and the moment I finished the Hitchens review I googled around to see if Mamet had responded. Hitchens was the perfect person to get to review that book.

Mamet is crazy and will continue to be crazy.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/167205-obama-addresses-gop-leadership-conference-

i know we have a lawless warmonger in office and all but that shit is hilarious

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

― markers, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3

complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared

Know what else the founders feared? Getting sick and going to the doctor and HAVING LEECHES SUCK OUT THEIR BLOOD. Also smallpox, scurvy, and baths.

Get a life, lib dopes. There's nothing wrong with laughing at some well-written n|i|gger jokes.

Semper Fi!
BY PROUD CONSERVATIVE on 06/18/2011 at 17:56

ffs

i'm more offended by the idea that the jokes were well-written

need to work on the drawn out end credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFymBUsoNWY

not interesting in and of itself, but evidence that the PUA-dudebro and basic 'conservative' webworlds are well connected

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/122966/

Why the hell would you link to that from a political blog and reference PUA unless you have some weird thing about women?

The right has some weird thing about women.

FYI

What the hell?? John McCain blames the illegals for the wildfires in AZ...

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/sovereign_citizen_thrown_out_of_pizza_chain_bankru.php

The case centers around Giordano's owner John Apostolou, who was forced to give up his control of the pizza chain, which he's owned since 1988, after his businesses fell into $45.5 million worth of debt. The chain has been under bankruptcy protection since February, but Apostolou only lost control after he submitted some court filings in the style of the sovereign citizen movement. One filing declared that Apostolous and his wife are "American Freemen, free inhabitants of the Illinois state, and we find it impossible to obtain State declared Legal Tender at Law." They also said they don't believe in U.S. currency or the legal system, typical beliefs of sovereign citizens, who generally consider almost all branches of the U.S. government to be illegitimate.

I LOVE THESE GUYS

when can we a pynchon book about these effing wackos

I knew their pizza was wrong somehow!

What did people pay for their pizza with? Was it some kind of barter system?

omg Girodano's!

so, reading into this a little, the pizza man, in dire straits, did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one?

yeah, seems like it

iirc something similar happened to wesley snipes, though i dont think it was specifically a sovcit type

You don't need to google the truth.

LOL:

The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

"'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up."

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah, and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one

what did he pay with? a hog? goods and services?

Pizza.

does he trade pizzas to his customers?

sign me up for this pizza based economic model

That will be a 50-pizza registration fee, please.

do you take calzones

What are you, some kind of foreigner?

speaking of batshit summer camps:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/06/29/137478762/the-tuesday-podcast-libertarian-summer-camp

From one of the first comments:

I've considered myself a Libertarian for many years, but have to say that I found their views a bit extreme. I didn't know that there were some branches of Libertarianism that were against government regulating food or medicine safety.

iow, I've been calling myself a libertarian because it sounds nice, but I have never taken the slightest effort to discover what "libertarian" might mean.

when I was in high school, there was maybe a 15-minute window where I thought the concept of libertarianism was worth investigating; those 15 minutes ended when I realized the person I was discussing this with was a disenfranchised just-slightly-short-of-being-racist douche who considered the Civil Rights Act to be an overreach of government

Hearing that whole thing in the voice of Longmont Potion Castle guy.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/us/schools-kansas-conservatives.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

LEAWOOD, Kansas — Erica Massman, a moderate Kansas Republican, refers to the building where her daughter attends fourth grade as a public school.

Ms. Massman’s mother, whose politics tilt further to the right, calls it something else: a government school.

“My mother, who is a Tea Party person, started saying ‘government schools’ all the time,” said Ms. Massman, recalling when she first heard the phrase around 2010. “I remember thinking, ‘Wow.’”

Kansas has for years been the stage for a messy school funding fight that has shaken the Legislature and reached the State Supreme Court. Gov. Sam Brownback, a Republican, and his political allies threatened to defy the court on education spending and slashed income taxes in their effort to make the state a model of conservatism.

Somewhere along the way, the term “government schools” entered the lexicon in place of references to the public school system.

...

since they turned up on the contrlolz thread once upon a time:

hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMdcJusBm0

Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

mde is awesome... though not very ilx friendly

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, October 11, 2013 9:15 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

check it out:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-alt-right-has-its-own-comedy-tv-show-on-a-time-warner-ne?utm_term=.irRjJRWBo#.vmOWlXpd5

jesus, that's fucking sickening. dudes like this are such a hateful waste of carbon.

not massively surprised ade found them "awesome"

watched the first 2 eps last night. it's very tim + eric. during the first ep it was weird enough that i couldn't tell what exactly made it right-wing as opposed to just weird + off-putting. the second ep tho def had moments where they just drop the entire facade of humor for some red pill shit.

Gov. Paul LePage (R-Maine) leaves profanity-laced message for state representative, wishes he could kill him in a duel:

http://www.pressherald.com/2016/08/26/prove-im-a-racist-lepage-challenges-westbrook-legislator-in-obscenity-laced-voice-mail/

Prove I'm a racist...? How about we just quote his own words back at him:

"The traffickers -- these aren't people who take drugs. These are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty," he said. "These type of guys that come from Connecticut and New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home."

He continued: "Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave."

Oh, but he's got a binder full of mug shots that proves it! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-lepage-binder_us_57bef320e4b085c1ff27e492

“I made the comment that black people are trafficking in our state. Now, ever since I said that comment I’ve been collecting every single drug dealer who has been arrested in our state,” LePage said, adding the man would be welcome to see the binder. (You can hear the exchange on the Portland Press Herald’s website.)

“I don’t ask them to come to Maine and sell their poison, but they come,” LePage said. “And I will tell you that 90-plus percent of those pictures in my book ― and it’s a three-ringed binder ― are black and Hispanic people from Waterbury, Connecticut, the Bronx and Brooklyn.”

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0JcfxZWQAAdhuR.jpg:small

followed a few twitter arguments the other day and found a whole scene of right-wing MAGA trans women, fighting with liberal TERFs. weirdest damn thing.

I think we need an updated thread title

yeah just to be able to remember the dang thing

lmao i always search for 'wingery'

I keep misspelling it by going for a different wrong spelling

there's probably a newer thread but i'll be fucked if i can find it

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someone call social services

The Marine in which is the witness at the Burkman / Wohl presser...claims to have had whipped 22 times before having intercourse... pic.twitter.com/FDgwWRTzdI

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