indefensible: john gruber

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http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/05/11/cameron

asshole

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/05/11/green-day-rip-this-joint

yuppie

(PEDANTIC NOTE: House style here at Daring Fireball is to capitalize the second words in “iPod Mini” and “iPod Photo”, on the basis that they’re proper names, despite the fact that Apple’s marketing style is to use lowercase.)

you write a blog

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/08/campus

lol

caek, Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

Really beginning to think that Gruber needs his own thread, but I don't want to be the one to start it.

The latest Talk Show podcast, 35-ish minutes in. They're discussing the new iPad cover and he's practically on some kind of nerd interpretation of the old "Magnets? How the fuck do they work?" routine.

So I dare to visit his website today because of his verbal spastic attack, and one of the links is to a news story about the actress from The Wire with his heartfelt and not at all patronisingly semi-racist comment of "That’s a shame, but I’m glad to see her alive."

― James Mitchell, Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:36 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/08/campus

he is a champ at this glib commencement speech bullshit

caek, Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

arsehole

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

The rate card for his weekly sponsorship is now $5,500 -- $286,000 a year if it sells out at full price.

http://www.businessinsider.com/daring-fireball-2011-3#ixzz1OltvorIZ

not bad considering he just lazily throws up links most of the time.

joe, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

Don't think of iCloud as the new MobileMe; think of iCloud as the new iTunes.
This worked out just as he said.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

It also means iPhone users with iPhone-using friends and family no longer need SMS. I’ll cancel my SMS plan as soon as this ships.
http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/06/imessage
I don’t think over-the-air backups or media syncing are coming soon. Wireless networking just isn’t fast enough. I’m not talking about Wi-Fi syncing over a local network to iTunes running on your Mac or PC — that may well be coming soon, but it wouldn’t solve the “how can these devices be ‘post-PC’ if they require a PC?” problem. We’re not talking about why the iPad needs a USB cable; we’re talking about why it needs a PC, period.
http://daringfireball.net/2011/04/cutting_that_cord

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha, i'd forgotten that. glad that there is a place to document gruber's predictions with the same mixture of obsessiveness and gloating that he reserves for everyone else.

joe, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

"we’re talking about why it needs a PC, period"
What's the profit margins for Apple on iPads and iPhones versus Macbooks and Mac Pros? Suspect this might have something to do with it.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/2005/06/shuffling

The music on FM radio pretty much totally sucks

where did you read that? in a rolling stone you bought at an airport?

caek, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

I’m biased, insofar as I consider Apple’s strategy more appealing than Google’s. But that’s because my interest lies in having the best possible user experience — the best-looking UIs, the lowest-latency responses, the smoothest animation, the most elegant designs. I share that interest with Apple. Google’s interest is in reaching the largest possible audience. That’s why I chose, at the outset of this paragraph, to say that I find Apple’s strategy “more appealing than”, rather than, say, “superior to”, Google’s. Apple’s strategy is correct for optimizing the quality of the user experience. Google’s strategy is correct for maximizing the number of users for its apps.
http://daringfireball.net/2011/06/its_all_software

James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha liking this thread no matter how redundant it is - keep em coming

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Will be interesting to see how this pans out. Not sure what it means if it’s true that their initial target is Mobile Safari specifically, not mobile WebKit in general. My guess is that it’s simply a result of Mobile Safari being so far ahead of the Android WebKit engine.
http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/16/project-spartan

James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/17/apple-buy-phone-industry

yes, but it would be illegal under US, UK and EU law, so what's your point?

caek, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

Has he always been so mean-spirited? I don't remember him being so spiteful just a few years ago.

lukas, Friday, 17 June 2011 21:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://diveintomark.org/archives/2011/06/17/come-on-gruber-youre-better-than-this

url a bit generous but otherwise, oh snap

caek, Friday, 17 June 2011 22:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

Gruber seems to be right about things a lot of the time, though that's easy when the people he disagrees with are prone to willfully ignoring the fact that Apple is making hundreds of millions of dollars doing what it's doing and is preposterously unlikely to make any sudden changes in strategy. Also less of a raging, belligerent asshole than you might expect.

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

Also wrt the "buy whole cell phone industry" post that is sort of following up on an earlier link about how Apple could easily have enough cash in a few years to take itself private. That is, in an industry where firms are frequently assessed by their market cap or their VC funding or what have you, Apple actually has HUMONGOUS FAT STACKS OF CASH.

T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

agreed that this guy is a bit of a dick, he has unsavory triumphalist tendencies, and thinks various middlebrow stuff is the height of human achievement - however as to his core competency, i do believe hes one of the best writers on design out there today

ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

Chock full of SEO crap: My comment on Marco Arment's comment on John Gruber's comment on David Pogue's comment on Google's Chromebook.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 June 2011 08:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

Has anyone read the marco aren't Phish post?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

Damn autocorrect: Arment

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

however as to his core competency, i do believe hes one of the best writers on design out there today

he doesn't really do this any more though?

caek, Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

Got sick of his blog a while ago - but I have to admit his comment on the Chromebook is kinda on point, why does it deserve a "good try!" sentiment?

Nhex, Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

Gruber's predictions that don't come true are still reasonable and make sense when you evaluate the facts available at the time. He can't rely on his mysterious inside sources all the time, you see.

You don't have to believe me, just ask Gruber. He's always Gruber. I mean, right.

mh, Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

he doesn't really do this any more though?

― caek, Sunday, June 19, 2011 6:18 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah its not most of his posts, but when he does write a long piece i feel like he really gets where design is at re todays technologies

ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

also hes a v good clear writer

ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

chrisdejabet Chris De Jabet by daringfireball
Just got complimented on my @daringfireball shirt at the Apple Store. Because I'm handsome.
18 hours ago

*stabs twitter in the face*

ice cr?m, Sunday, 19 June 2011 15:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

thought it was really out of line when this guy shot mr takagi

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 19 June 2011 15:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

i really like gruber

which mac writers do you guys really like? i could use some more feeds in my google reader

markers, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Jean-Louis Gassee

lukas, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

totally forgot abt him, thanking u

markers, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

feel like this post embodies many of his less good qualities

http://grab.by/cBWF

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

how long till some shill links him this thread and ilx gets ~fireballed~

 summer is coming  (cozen), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

one can dream

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

You are trying to view American McCarver on a shitty browser. Won't work.
http://americanmccarver.com/

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 12:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

Note that the UI screenshots are even set in Helvetica, not Arial. Some of the best evidence of good taste at Google I can ever recall.

duly noted.

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/28/google-plus-videos

joe, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

guh arial and helvetica are like exactly the same shit stfu already

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

A friend shared this blog post on Google Reader: http://stu.mp/2011/06/dear-yahoo-hire-me-as-your-next-ceo.html

I’d buy the NYT (for a mere $1.5bn!) and recruit John Gruber to be Editor in Chief of the “Yahoo! News” division.

I cried a little.

mh, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

Oh god, until I read that blog post in full I thought that was a joke, like forcing him to cover stories about Microsoft.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 20:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

Cringely's been half-nuts for years. Now I think he's full-nuts.
http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/06/29/joke

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

well, he's got a point

caek, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

I guess it's not as bad as how he keeps referring to Paul Thurrott as a 'dick' purely because he writes about Microsoft.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 June 2011 09:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

cringelys nutsness is the best part of his shtick, guy is not afraid to think big

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't think Cringely's being nuts there! Even if Jobs is showing pictures of full server rooms, it's not like he's shown pictures of the entire interior of the facility, and it's completely possible that it's not that densely populated.

mh, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah but thats not some weird conspiracy designed to intimidate rivals, its just building out future capacity

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

p sure this dood killed caylee http://horace.dediu.usesthis.com

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/05/11/cameron

asshole

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2011/07/08/murdoch

"congratulations to the tories"

joe, Friday, 8 July 2011 20:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

wish someone would put this asshole in a room w/paul thurrott and then they can mutually annihilate each other

Once Were Moderators (DG), Friday, 8 July 2011 20:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

You are trying to view American McCarver on a shitty browser. Won't work.

maybe i've just been developing for legacy browsers too long at this point, but this kills me. laziest shit ever - you run a SPORTS BLOG ffs

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 8 July 2011 20:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

"What is it with these New England teams and their need to cheat?"

its called caring abt winning duh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 22:12 (one year ago) Permalink

Apple considering buying the Bond franchise, grubes must be flipping out.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Saturday, 9 September 2017 09:57 (one year ago) Permalink

jfc

https://i.imgur.com/QVmvzxN.png

lag∞n, Monday, 11 September 2017 20:35 (one year ago) Permalink

bwahahaha

mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 20:39 (one year ago) Permalink

the grand story of the iPhone has been spoiled

mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 20:40 (one year ago) Permalink

The iPhones 8

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 15:49 (one year ago) Permalink

lol

Raise-to-wake works about as well as I could hope, but as someone who regularly wears mechanical watches, trust me, it’s no substitution for always being able to glance at your wrist for the time

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 23:50 (one year ago) Permalink

as someone who is an expert in non-apple watches

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 September 2017 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Dhdjfkgjhs

.oO (silby), Thursday, 21 September 2017 00:03 (one year ago) Permalink

the iphones 8

||||||||, Thursday, 21 September 2017 06:28 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

my god https://webkit.org/blog/7929/designing-websites-for-iphone-x/

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:47 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah I'm not doing that.

.oO (silby), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:39 (one year ago) Permalink

tbrr the css/layout frameworks used in everything will add like two rules for that device and no one else will care because catering stylesheets yourself stopped a decade ago

mh, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:25 (one year ago) Permalink

untrue but regardless making a screen that weird shape just so u cn pretend its ALL SCREEN is dumb

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:29 (one year ago) Permalink

fair

mh, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:32 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Thank god Apple seeded Mike Allen with an iPhone X review unit. Such great insight from his fucking nephew, the emoji expert.

Thank god Apple seeded Fashion with a review unit.

Thank god Apple seeded these insightful critics with a review unit.

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 23:18 (one year ago) Permalink

It *was* really weird how Apple handled the press on this launch. I wonder if it’s linked to the pasting the Watch 3 got from “proper” reviewers

stet, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 23:33 (one year ago) Permalink

u mad dog?

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 00:42 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

once again demonstrating his fearless willingness to tackle political issues

https://i.imgur.com/njCWlXx.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 21:13 (one year ago) Permalink

Being a bit cavalier with his whole “we used the telephone a lot in my day, so there can’t possibly be a problem with these dopamine-driven horror-devices we have now” too

stet, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 22:20 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://daringfireball.net/linked/2018/03/30/hockey-nhl

sofatruck, Saturday, 31 March 2018 18:35 (one year ago) Permalink

What a tedious ignoramus he always is

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 31 March 2018 18:59 (one year ago) Permalink

Has that happened before/again in baseball or other sports? Two teams in the same sport in the same city -- not same region, but same city?

— Farhad Manjoo: bob honey who just do stuff (@fmanjoo) July 10, 2015

reminds me of one of my favorite tech writer tweets

mh, Saturday, 31 March 2018 19:02 (one year ago) Permalink

lol that rules

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 March 2018 23:33 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

I absolutely love Penn and Teller. I’ve seen their show in Vegas at least four times, maybe five

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 20:28 (ten months ago) Permalink

LOL

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 21:23 (ten months ago) Permalink

perfect

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 22:12 (ten months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Season 1 of True Detective is one of my very favorite cinematic achievements of the decade, right up there with Mad Men, The Tree of Life, and Django Unchained. I’ll add Inception to make it a top 5 list.

Jesus fuckin' Christ

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 16:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 21 September 2018 16:17 (eight months ago) Permalink

perfect

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 September 2018 16:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

what if theyre all just different levels of inception something to think about

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:54 (eight months ago) Permalink

i like how he just gave us inception for free. he didn't have to do that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

https://t.co/2QPyBdaP8M
~vs~https://t.co/snRyrI8OoD pic.twitter.com/HGuxZ4nTqA

— Richard Gaywood (@PenLlawen) September 24, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:20 (eight months ago) Permalink

He needs to dust off his yardstick

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:21 (eight months ago) Permalink

One of the biggest problems with Gruber in 2018 is everything Apple does has been comfortably boring since oh the iPhone 5S came out, yet he’s still out here breathlessly waiting on each new review unit like it’s a beacon, a yardstick by which his next six months will be measured or something.

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:24 (eight months ago) Permalink

At this point I consider Facebook a criminal enterprise. Maybe not legally, but morally.

this is word salad

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 28 September 2018 17:10 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

My fondness and appreciation for 2001 is hard to convey. Most of it holds up remarkably well 50 years later. There are parts that still seem impossible, 50 years later. But what ultimately strikes me about 2001 is that it was an attempt by arguably the greatest filmmaker who ever lived to make the greatest movie ever made. Ultimately the work itself is what matters in judging any artistic achievement, but the sheer ambition behind 2001 staggers me whenever I contemplate it. From the scientific rigor to the stunning advances in special effects to the gorgeous 70mm cinematography to the mesmerizing editing and soundtrack, 2001 simply swells my heart.

I didn't used to think that the boring writing advice of "delete your adverbs" was worthwhile but now I do

they're not even the biggest problem with this paragraph though.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:20 (six months ago) Permalink

fuckin love scientific rigor

lag∞n, Monday, 26 November 2018 23:35 (six months ago) Permalink

any and all scientific plausibility in that movie provided entirely by Arthur C. Clarke presumably

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 26 November 2018 23:42 (six months ago) Permalink

Had been waiting for someone to post this. Was not disappointed.

Millsner, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 08:14 (six months ago) Permalink

Can’t wait for Bush to “nail it”

stet, Saturday, 1 December 2018 09:51 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

I remember when I got a hard time for suggesting it would be a good thing for an iPhone model to start at $1,500. A starting price of $1,980 is eye catching, for sure, but as I’ve been arguing for years, we accept the fact that pro laptops costs $2,000 or more, so why not $2,000 phones, when for so many people, the phone is by far their most-used and most important computing device? (Not to mention their primary camera.)

I can think of a couple reasons.

sofatruck, Friday, 22 February 2019 13:59 (three months ago) Permalink

phones shd be $3000

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:36 (three months ago) Permalink

Which do you look at more often, your phone or your college diploma? Therefore an iphone should cost more than a private college education and if you are not already saving for your child's smartphone you are making a mistake

mick signals, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:58 (three months ago) Permalink

* Bloomberg, of course, is the publication that published “The Big Hack” in October — a sensational story alleging that data centers of Apple, Amazon, and dozens of other companies were compromised by China’s intelligence services. The story presented no confirmable evidence at all, was vehemently denied by all companies involved, has not been confirmed by a single other publication (despite much effort to do so), and has been largely discredited by one of Bloomberg’s own sources. By all appearances “The Big Hack” was complete bullshit. Yet Bloomberg has issued no correction or retraction, and seemingly hopes we’ll all just forget about it. I say we do not just forget about it. Bloomberg’s institutional credibility is severely damaged, and everything they publish should be treated with skepticism until they retract the story or provide evidence that it was true.

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 7 March 2019 20:53 (three months ago) Permalink

He's right, but what a weird ongoing vendetta...

DJI, Thursday, 7 March 2019 22:16 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Those are problems I wouldn’t give to a monkey on a rock.

what the ever loving fuck

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 20:53 (four weeks ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Congratulations to the Toronto “Raptors”.

— John Gruber (@gruber) June 14, 2019

sofatruck, Friday, 14 June 2019 10:06 (five days ago) Permalink


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