Best Horror Film of 1996 (part 25 of a series)

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Much better year than the previous few imo...

Poll Results

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From Dusk Till Dawn 5
The Frighteners 5
The Island of Dr. Moreau 3
The Craft 3
The Stendhal Syndrome 2
Tesis 2
Killers 2
Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion 1
Scream 1
Original Sins 0
Organ 0
Night Shade 0
Night Hunter 0
Mary Reilly 0
Little Witches 0
Thinner 0
Pinocchio's Revenge 0
They Bite 0
Szamanka 0
Sobrenatural (All of Them Witches) 0
Sleepstalker 0
Senrei (Baptism of Blood) 0
Santa Claws 0
Rubber's Lover 0
Red Lips II 0
Polymorph 0
Killer Barbys 0
Karmina 0
Judge and Jury 0
The Dentist 0
Darklands 0
Dark Breed 0
Cyberstalker 0
Crimetime 0
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species 0
Bordello of Blood 0
Bad Moon 0
5 Dead on the Crimson Canvas 0
Diabolique 0
Eko eko azaraku II (Birth of the Wizard) 0
The Grave 0
Invisible Temptation 0
House of the Damned 0
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Part 2 0
Hellraiser: Bloodline 0
Head of the Family 0
The Ghost and the Darkness 0
Fotos 0
Fatal Frames: Fotogrammi Mortali 0
5 Dark Souls 0


Darin, Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Frighteners vs Scream for me

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

terrible movie vs different terrible movie for me

bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

voting szamanka in protest

bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

The Craft > Scream

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I didn't even see that on the list

The Craft or Scream or The Frighteners; would have also considered From Dusk 'Til Dawn had it not been for the first 30 minutes

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

The only ones I know are pretty bad on this one. From Dusk Til Dawn is kind of throwaway fun but despite the vamps I don't really think of it as 'horror'. The Craft and Scream are stupid and unscary. All I can do is shake my head at the Island of Dr Moreau. Haven't yet seen the Stendhal Syndrome, though it's probably the best one on here. I thought All of Them Witches rang a bell but then I remembered it's said in Rosemary's Baby, so nope. Szamanka has a poor imdb rating but then the 'if you like this...' recommendation has Possession as its first suggestion, so that's got to be good.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

I should try to stop over-using titles in paragraphs, as the italics start to hurt my eyes.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a fan of all capsing movie titles.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

The Dentist is a movie I will never see

da croupier, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

really want some sort of blinky boldface red type indicating the part 2 on henry portrait of a serial to avoid kneejerk votes :(

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

you know what was a terrible movie, was Bordello of Blood

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol why have I (comparatively) seen so many of these, I am not a horror dude

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah wow bordello of blood is just super awful

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

That's the one with Dennis Miller in the lead, right? What terrible casting.

Darin, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

I had high hopes after "Demon Knight" too

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

The Carnosaur series is fun, if you picture the grips moving the dinosaur torsos off-camera like a Joss Whedon credit. Grrr! Argh!

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

Hellraiser: Bloodline - that was "Hellraiser in Space", right? Not great, if so, but the end sequence of the space station reconfiguring itself was a decent idea.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think I actually kind of enjoyed The Island of Dr. Moreau. And that it seemed to be really fast paced.
Not that this means it wasn't bad...

MrDasher, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

I really like Dr. Moreau! Too bad the rest of the world hated it.

Darin, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

I recall liking the first half of moreau, brando's weirdness is so great, but they couldn't follow through

still haven't seen the director's cut tho, not sure if that makes a diff

bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Part 2

this happened? ugh

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

not a lot of good stuff on this list but it is an improvement over the previous year. I like Scream okay, altho it wears out its welcome with the "meta" stuff. Dusk til Dawn I remember being good once Tarantino's character got killed off, but iirc all the best gags in the movie are also lifted directly from other, better horror movies like Evil Dead 2

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

the beginning of "From Dusk 'Til Dawn" is EXCRUCIATING, and not in a good way

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Clooney sure was in a lot of turkeys early on

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

like a lot of these! no surprise, i always do:

Bad Moon - disappointing werewolf flick from eric red. dude wrote the hitcher and near dark (!), directed body parts, i expected a lot better.
Bordello of Blood - horribly annoying dennis miller horror comedy, not a patch on demon knight.
The Craft - fun, trashy teen witch popcorn flick
The Dentist - stylized, over-the-top brian yuzna flick about a mentally deteriorating dentist. grisly as hell but still comical, and corben bernsen's great in it.
Diabolique - never saw this, fuck a remake
From Dusk Till Dawn - love this movie, even love the first act, though i wish tarantino weren't in it.
The Frighteners - a mess, but so much fun. love michael j fox, love the kitchen-sink approach. remember peter jackson?
Mary Reilly - remember nothing about this but that it was both atmospheric and deadly dull. love julia roberts though.
Organ - ghastly, deeply disturbing japanese art movie, a despairing wallow in the soul commode. worthwhile, but no fun at all.
Original Sins - know nothing about this. want to see it!
Rubber's Lover - another no-budget art film from japan, this one an industrial/sci-fi fetish piece, shot in black & white. same ballpark as tetsuo (iron man).
Scream - loved it at the time, wouldn't mind seeing it again. fast-paced, clever (to a fault) and charming.
The Stendhal Syndrome - one of the last argento flicks i enjoyed, but it's hardly a favorite.
They Bite - dumb, trashy horror comedy, reminiscent both of 80s cheese and 50s kitsch. basically homemade, but a lot more enjoyable than it has any right to be.

contenderizer, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Stendhal Syndrome is probably a slight favourite. Organ's pretty good though.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

i guess my favorites this time around are the pop movies: the dentist, from dusk till dawn, the frighteners and scream. and of those, i guess i have to go for the frighteners, with scream not far behind.

i feel like i'm slighting organ and rubber's lover here, but while they're interesting and memorable, i can't call either a personal favorite.

contenderizer, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

this is all about my high-school celeb crush: Fairuza Balk...The Craft was her high-profile project, but I saw that for the first time, like, last week (no R-rated films in my house growing up); Moreau was PG-13 I believe and it was the first time I saw her. Both movies flub badly in their respective third acts, but I gotta be real to teenage-weirdo Drugs & vote Moreau...

mr. mxstache (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 3 June 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion? I remember liking this one but I seriously doubt it qualifies as horror...

original bgm, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

"Frighteners" is such an odd, forgotten film, part novel idea, part real-time R&D, part nuts, part oddly affecting. I liked "From Dusk til Dawn" the one time I saw it; read a review once that suggested it works best when you're in a horrible mood. But I was just talking to a friend about how "Scream," despite its general inadequacies, was almost single-handedly responsible for bringing back the R-rated mainstream horror film and also wresting control of the genre away from producers and back to directors. (Again, talking mainstream here.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

OTM, re: frighteners

also wresting control of the genre away from producers and back to directors. (Again, talking mainstream here.)

not sure this panned out, but it's a nice idea

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

need to see that movie. love the clip, but those dudes cracking jokes are insufferable.

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

Think about all the sequel franchises of the '80s and '90s, and you've got a lot of producer/studio driven stuff, directed by hacks. But think about horror since "Scream," and you can often actually name the guys behind the camera. I don't mean directors are not beholden to producers/studios - that's entertainment - but there's no question we've gradually entered another golden age of the horror auteur. Not all good, mind, but horror auteurs all the same.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

i get you, but my fanboy vision of 80s and even 90s horror was largely director-driven: wes craven, john carpenter, david cronenberg, david lynch, brian de palma, sam raimi, peter jackson, stuart gordon, steve miner, frank henelotter, etc. i think most hardcore horror fans see the genre in similar terms. lots of films released during this period with billing like "john carpenter's in the mouth of madness", or "wes craven's shocker".

agree that the massive mainstream success of scream (and m night sham's the sixth sense) did seem put renewed emphasis on the auteur/director, eventually giving rise to mainstream successes like guillermo del toro, rob zombie, eli roth and alexandre aja - as well as indie cult heroes like larry fessenden and lucky mckee. internet fan culture and series like masters of horror undoubtedly helped in this regard.

i'm not sure, however, that there was any real fallow period during which the director was forgotten and the producer took over. i mean, today's horror market is still flooded with producer-driven product of every imaginable sort.

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, well, if you consider anything Steve Miner did as "director driven," then yeah. But that sets the bar pretty low. Gordon, Henelotter, et al, those guys were pretty much off the radar and relegated to video store fame, while Raimi's and Jackson's relationship to horror in the '90s was fleeting at best; I mean, Raimi did a western and a baseball movie! Sure, Craven and Carpenter were holdovers from another era, but both had remarkably rocky late'80s and early '90s, while Cronenberg and Lynch were their own animals, and not even clearly "horror" for that matter. And De Palma isn't remotely a horror director, let alone in the '80s and '90s.

I mean, I get your point: horror geeks knew who was making what in those days. But most people only knew horror as the latest Friday the 13th, Nightmare, etc sequel. hence that really turgid, dire, fallow period in the early '90s, pre-Scream, as ratified by those particularly unexciting yearly entries in these polls. It took Scream to revitalize the box office, and after that a new crew of visionaries (for better or worse) were able to get major exposure for projects that just a few years earlier would have had their budgets halved and their films relegated to video shelf hell.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 June 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

I should've known the MSTies would give me shit for my Balk <3...

mr. mxstache (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

"Tesis", without a doubt.

daavid, Friday, 3 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

haven't seen rubber's lover but I think I saw the one he did before, 964 pinocchio?

guess I should check out organ, since every time contenderizer calls a movie a grim and nihilistic void of no fun at all it's always one of my favorites

backpacker van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 3 June 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

"Ron got splinched!"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

Between South Park and especially Austin Powers, the Brando Moreau might be the most popularly referenced movie that people don't even realize is being referenced.

da croupier, Friday, 3 June 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GvKCFlg0Q

da croupier, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

"Tesis", without a doubt.

― daavid, Friday, June 3, 2011 7:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah, read the imdb entry for this and am intrigued. never so much as heard of it.

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

jonathan rosenbaum luvved it

yeah I've heard a lot about tesis but never seen it either

lost in the xposts (Edward III), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

re Josh in Chicago:

yeah, lol, i knew throwing steve miner in there was a mistake. terrible director who briefly became a "name" in the genre due to the success of one film - a producer-driven sequel at that! so he lends more support to your case than mine.

anyway, i happily class cronenberg and lynch not just as makers of horror movies but as "horror directors" and think that many of brian de palma's films flirt with or at least borrow from horror. i mean, sure, dressed to kill is an extreme example, but his 80s thrillers seemed to have been influenced by dario argento at least as much as hitchcock, and few object to the classification of argento's films as horror. the line's clearly fuzzy, though, so agree to differ...

i guess the only part of your first post i took issue with was the conflation of the 80s and 90s in describing an era of, "producer/studio driven stuff, directed by hacks." the late 80s and early-mid 90s were arguably dire in that regard, but the early 80s are, in my mind, a golden era. sure, they were commercially dominated by fluffy teen trash, but they were also a boom time that elevated an entire generation of horror filmmakers.

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, yeah, I conflated the two decades because I meant the span you indicate - the bridge between 80s and 90s. Early 80s were ace. Then the hacking began, so to speak, to capitalize on (which is to say, flood) video and cable.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 June 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 13 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

First tie! And only one vote for Scream?

Darin, Monday, 13 June 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

downloaded tesis, but haven't watched it yet. tonight!

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Monday, 13 June 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

I remember it being pretty good, but definitely overdetermined by plot mechanics.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 13 June 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Island of Dr. Moreau & Craft tied for third :D

symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link


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