What is the Nastiest Thing You've Ever Said to Someone

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Not a thread of judgment -- just curious how far any of us ilx0rs have gone, warranted or not.

Feel free to include how the other party reacted, but obv not required.

i get less play than an 8 track (San Te), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

I called some 18-year old girl a "fucking spic" and she punched me in the face

(no it was not my wife)

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

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omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

hahaha perfect

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

yep. that is how i feel about it

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

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markers, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

in college a girl came up to me and she said she heard i was more offensive than another kid and challenged me to offend her. I asked her "where do you want it, your ass or your cunt". She slapped me. That was the nastiest.

Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

So where did you give it to her?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

some fuckin cheek to slap you tbh

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

Darragh, we've discussed how American women react to that word a million times. Sometimes I think the only woman in America to remain unoffended by and/or use the word 'cunt' in the sense of 'x is being a cunt' is... my mother. My sister, who used to offend me with precocious fuckswears, goes bananas when someone says it.

As to the nastiest thing I've ever said to another human being... hmmmm. That's gonna have to wait until after my deadline.

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

fair enough from that angle suzy, yes- but seriously, to slap someone after asking them to try to offend you does seem a bit much if all it was going to take was the 'c' word

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

It's not just American women, either -- obv Chris would have used it b/c of a sense that it was unbelievably offensive. Also, have known really contrary types who usually delight in offending as many people as possible who have told me that "the c-word" is the only one they'll never use. So it's across the culture, with individual exceptions like suzy's mother, perhaps.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

'all it was going to take' is bad phrasing there on my part, sorry

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

And this lady, she loves it:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ME2Z6KCVL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

TBH the degree to which I'm bothered by it depends on who says it and the way in which it's used.

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

Also, I agree with D here, I think. How can you ask to be offended and then get upset by it? That's just stupid - I don't care what words were used.

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

It's a really hard one to explain. My wife didn't know what it meant and I was trying to explain why it was offensive but just gave up. I never use it because it just sounds ugly..."bitch" is so much sexier

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

. . .

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

suzy, if you get a chance to read the latest update on the irish politics thread i think you'd be interested btw. Pretty nasty stuff.

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol @ "click to look inside"

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

How can you ask to be offended and then get upset by it?

maybe she just wanted an excuse to slap somebody

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol maybe

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me

in the face

1000 Vults Of Nult (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe she just wanted an excuse to slap somebody

exactly what I was going to say

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

'may you shit glass for a week' to a woodwork teacher, but i dunno did i say this. I'm told i did but dont have any recollection tbh.

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

that was my reaction. dont ask to be offended and then get offended. plus i could have said much worse in my opinion. I GAVE IT TO HER NO WHERE.

Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

shit glass, come on man

omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

wood splinters

omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

sawdust

omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

DJ M -

it's times like this I wish that posts had a "like" function

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

piss varnish

omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was 14, it was to a teacher, you're being v harsh

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

i told my high school biology teacher that she was making me hard once. that didn't go over well.

Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

she was a nun.

Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

I told some thirtysomething-year old mod "ban frogbs" and he ignored me

in the face

on what grounds

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

How to make the "c-word" less offensive

Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

cum wood glue

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

xpost

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

@ chris:

a girl with whom i went to high school was rumored to be horrified by the word vagina. we were kind of friendly, so one day i went up to her and said with total earnestness 'i was curious why you find the word 'vagina' offensive?' and she slapped me on BOTH goddamn cheeks, told me she preferred 'snatch' or 'cooter' and never talked to me again. i mean... what?

they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

A long time ago, before I was an adult, I would occasionally lash out at someone. I usually only do it if 1) I feel attacked or threatened by that person 2) someone else was saying it behind their back and wouldn't "fess up", trying to stir up tension.

I always apologized and explained that so and so was saying stuff behind someone's back and that it upset me and that I don't feel that way, it's just that the behind the back "me or them" stuff was getting to me.

welcome to stalinois (u s steel), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

and by that I mean, on what grounds can you be ignored "in the face"? or is this one of those teenager things where you try to be funny by adding nonsequiturs on the end of every sentence

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

eight years pass...

Feel like ive said a lotta harsh things in the last week and feel good about none of them

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 April 2019 20:04 (one week ago) Permalink


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