LOL here if you favor replacing our EXCELSIOR system with a ROFFLE system

This woman is so weird.

― ENBB, Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:03 AM (6 minutes ago)

I feel like if I licked her skin, I'd start tripping.

― Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:06 AM (2 minutes ago)

excellent title!

xp that is pretty context-free so maybe no one cares, but is from 77

shit.

I operate on SNA. I usually don't pay attention to what is on 77 or not unless a thread specifically says so in the title. That's entirely my mistake. Someone could zap it if they wanted, but as johnny crunch says, it is pretty context-free.

http://shelobs.com/img/backside.gif

indeed, no one will know which female ILXor it's referring to.

You aren't helping things. : )

also it's not from 77

Yes it is?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2357652&boardid=77&threadid=85588

sorry if anyone had a run of ribtickling windups planned there but the preamble in these threads is always really lame

xp it's on IMP! and just got locked, I think it's been moved around a bit for one reason or other

haha oh fuck I thought you meant the thread title! OK so this is where the lols start :/

the preamble in these threads is always really lame

the preamble in these threads is always really lame

qft

I was going to go with "EXCELSIOR Rigby LOLed in the church and was buried along with her name"

I've always wanted "I have driven the LOL to the park, and we have played the EXCELSIOR" but helas we've all got our fantasies

My favorite that I ever came up with was something like "And you could have it all my EXCELSIOR, I will let you down, I will make you LOL" but I screwed up the formatting on the title and when I asked the mods to fix it, they just laughed at me and deleted the thread.

Ah, "And you could have it all, my EXCELSIOR! I will let you LOL, I will make you hurt
"

first one's better

second one's got a kinda 'tears after the laughter' vibe idk

thread needs more joke analysis

The LOL is the result of the torments the EXCELSIOR undergoes or inflicts upon itself

I can't see 77. :(

It's like being at school looking at all the 6th Formers going into the common room and wondering what it's like in there, while at the same time knowing it's exactly the same as out here.

Request Access to 77 Borad

my fav: Dracula comes from Transylvania, Stevie Nicks books about kleptomaina, Johnny LOL'ed out his bedroom window And shouted to his Mum........EXCELSIOR!!

WHO GIVES A SHIT, MAKE ME LAUGH

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:56 (5 years ago)

Let the ladies and gentlemen take their seats first...

less talk more funny

no way man, these jokes need unpacking

shhhh....

is it just me or does it feel like this thread was assembled from pieces of three different ilxelsior threads

like I really can't understand what's going on here

<insert UK pizza joke here>

take it easy

http://files.sharenator.com/SAM_JACKSON_CLAPPING_GIF_RE_Math_is_to_be_a_Dad-s480x270-57548.gif

<ronaldinhoBottleOpener.jpg>

http://imgur.com/jTL8E

http://i.imgur.com/jTL8E.png

let's get this show on the road ffs

where's cutty

― tehresa, Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:16 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he still posts to noize & a few ilm threads but i think he got a new job last year so

― youtube.com/watch?v=t7z192I-mQM (Lamp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:18 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so basically his priorities are all out of whack

― dell (del), Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:21 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1 ride bike
2 eat like cave man
3 do job
4 post to plain text message bord

WTTFFFFFFF

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:39 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyje45.jpg

― markers, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:42 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bassist Mike Mills agrees, calling Collapse Into Now, out March 8th on Warner Bros., "our best record since Out of Time," the group's 1991 hit. "We took the shackles off and wrote whatever sounded good — balls-to-the-wall rockers, slow sad songs, great mid-tempo songs in the tradition of R.E.M. We had quality, top to bottom."

slow, medium, AND fast!

― omar little, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 4:31 PM (Yesterday)

"It must've been amazing for that person whose car broke down and Marlon Brando pulls over to help out."

Except that's Brando's version of events. In all likelihood he fell down outside a McDonalds after eating 10 double cheeseburgers.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:33 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because he was fat, you see.

― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bro life is a kaleidescope of experiences: scrabble, gay sex, preston school of industry, alcoholism, horse racing

― pajamagram sam (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 9:10 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

Anyway, as a hoy hoy was saying.

man this brings back bad memories of the time when, cooking on somebody else's budget, I decided to make crab dip - I found a recipe that used imitation crab, decided to buy real crab instead, sort of maybe doubled the amount of crab in the process because I was confused by how to measure the crab, and ended up with a huge pile of crab lightly brushed with cheese and other spices. it was really gross

― dayo, Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:59 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In re: Magic: the Gathering:

--

last night i found a m:tg card lying in the middle of the street. i picked it up and saw another one, then another, and followed the trail down the block until i had like twelve of them.

i showed them to my gf at home but we didn't understand how half of them are supposed to work, they're either worded really vaguely or involve mechanics like "kicking" that are new to me.

― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:56 AM (27 minutes ago)

hope you realize that a group of nerds is now horribly lost and will never find their way home

― iatee, Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:59 AM (24 minutes ago)

yeah i assume they froze to death, it was very cold

― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:07 AM (16 minutes ago)

i had the same experience with magic cards recently

― thomp, Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:09 AM (15 minutes ago)

i mean, i don't understand the eight million new mechanics. not that i found a trail of them leading me to the monster lair.

― thomp, Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:09 AM (14 minutes ago)

TS: Pavement / Smashing Pumpkins

...

sweet lord fucking jesus this is the fucking pixies vs placebo thread all over again. too obvious, i'm not falling for it. where is my tin foil hat.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, February 10, 2011 12:22 PM (10 hours ago)

And, yeah, she does "steal" one of the melody lines from "Express Yourself," so what. If it keeps a gay boy from throwing himself off a bridge, great. I'll probably dance to it in a club. But this has got too much self-help nonsense for my taste.

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, February 11, 2011 7:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what she copies is pretty substantive -- it just seems cheap, unintelligent and manipulative to do something so obvious, especially coming off the heels of alejandro. there are plenty of other ways to keep gay boys from jumping off bridges!

― i like lucy (surm), Friday, February 11, 2011 1:37 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they can fall into our arms

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, February 11, 2011 1:38 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

cuteselsior

Totally!

yes

that's not me being LOL, that's me telling people to EXCELSIOR the dumb shit

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4dpaAAZ21qiu9i9o1_500.gif

what are 'LOL' EXCELSIORS

so far we have established there are two things that bring out the real markers: the impending death of steve jobs and calling him justin bieber. what else???

snax

that's not me being LOL, that's me telling people to EXCELSIOR the dumb shit

― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:02 PM

let's not remind me of this dumb incident for the next X months, thanks

http://snackertainment.com/files/IMG_954.jpg

ganging up on markers is not cool

how was this an 'incident' exactly?

shit idk -- PYP

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol PYT

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalin

I wanna love you, my Pleasant Young Plains

― Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

markers I found this funny in the most loving way and if I could sponsor a way for you to pop up in a picture between two pop figures I would do so in a second. And give you a 7/11 stipend for the trip.

imo it's pretty rich that anyone on this board would see a young 'geeky' guy with glasses and decide that it aptly represents one particular ilx poster (as opposed to, y'know, half of us)

Not everyone here is youngish, earnest, and into smiley faces tho

I don't think it had anything to do with the glasses

ilxor-looking bieb

i dont wear glasses

smh @ this incident

vision lensed by light bent through the narrowed slit of double-obese cheeks

"hey a camera! i'm gonna pop up in the background and make a crazy face" is not v earnest

also not really a smiley face in either pic

markers I found this funny in the most loving way and if I could sponsor a way for you to pop up in a picture between two pop figures I would do so in a second. And give you a 7/11 stipend for the trip.

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:27 PM

lol :)

man if we could get ol' boy between delonge and tweedy

haha

maybe time for a new lol thread?

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), 2011年8月31日 星期三 上午11:00 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ilxor-looking bieb

― buzza, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 1:30 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

^ underrated post

bieb0r

we gotta wait for a new clusterfuck befitting a new lol thread title, guys

can't we just use the latest one? like, LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

surprised nobody's gone with a variation of Aphex LOL...in my EXCELSIOR

whoops.

Pretty funny, but who are those people?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

^^glossed over post

glossed over indeed

i was EXCELSIOR'd for three hours in the middle of the LOL

^^ would stan for new excelsior thread w/ this title

LOL. What thread was that in, though, just for the context?

Haha.

LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

there it is

^

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cos3ve.gif

make it so

i'm not having my name attached to an excelsior thread

i'm not having my LOL attached to an EXCELSIOR thread

forks, before you even try, no

LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

http://images.tvrage.com/people/48/x141000.jpg,23Tanita+Tikaram.pagespeed.ic.dd8-xgBZSL.jpg

ganging up on markers is not cool

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 2:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

you know what's cool? ganging up on ilxor

or kvoostker.

i made the last one, somebody else needs to step up

er, last one before this rather

tropical rohypnol LOL