pew is a funny word
― buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
pepalin pew
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't wish death upon anyone, even terrible people like palin. though it would be funny if she was eaten by wolves.
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
if she becomes president i genuinely don't know what i'll do except wish the survivors luck - fortunately she won't become president, right
right
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
she will never win the presidency
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
for one thing, the moneyed interests don't see her as THEIR moron, they can't trust her
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
it's not even the left hating her that would doom her chances but a lot of conservatives think she's a joke and a stain upon their party.
― omar little, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
she'll seize the presidency, as it is rightfully hers
― buzza, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
good. although whoever it is won't be a darn sight better. good thing the GOP doesn't have a single commanding figure to rally behind!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
you haven't come face to face with the animal magnetism of tim pawlenty
― there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Here's what the elite really think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hhtroS49I&feature=player_embedded
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:05 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
Her chances of winning the presidency are certainly greater than zero.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks, M@tt!
― The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone watch her TV show? Turns out she can't hunt or fish properly lolz
― Number None, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you're right. Schwarzenegger has zero chance of winning the presidency, for ex. Palin is at least of age and a citizen. Otherwise I'd say her chances are like 1 in a 100.
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Plutocrats don't want to see their money going to an unpredictable nut.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Markets like security.
As always, gentlemen, follow the money.
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 19, 2010 10:31 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
1 percent is a terrifyingly huge chance.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
She admitted on her TV show that she'd rather be out in the Alaskan wilderness. Yet the silly teabaggers will probably vote for her if she runs for president.
― That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
who has the Right got apart from her and Tim Rawrrrlenty
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6-IIXAF5HOE/Sf-uoKjcD9I/AAAAAAAAFhg/NYFtm7g9R0c/s400/mitt+romney+fudge2007.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
boxcarrrrr
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm telling you: it's Rubio. The GOP has such a terrible record with Hispanics that party leaders will forgo their usual habit of anointing an old, tired worthy and go for someone as pretty and eloquent as Obama.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
But, to be honest, I'm more concerned about DADT and the START treaty than in 2012.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (7 minutes ago)
?
― nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
@!#&!? BOXCAR NO NO NO NO
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm telling you: it's Rubio. ...pretty and eloquent as Obama.
^^^ this is what I've been telling people, too. GOP wanted to do this with Jindal, but now they think Rubio is their anti-Obama.
― The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that would be a pretty meteoric rise for Rubio, but it would make sense that the GOP's braindead calculus would result in them assuming their best chances against Obama are with a young, ethnic, glamorous guy of their own
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
problem with Jindal is that he's sub-mental
GOP sees Obama's presidency as meteoric, too, and they want in on something similar.
― The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
More proof that when these idiots aren't projecting their shit, they're COPYING.
Would a right-wing Cuban-American have traction with other Hispanic-American subsets (many of whom skew left) or is that an assumption hastily made by LOLstupidanglos?
― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a good question. I'm not really sure.
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think the latino community is quite as uniform a voting bloc as the black community tho
Rubio seems like the only non-terrible option at the moment, but does he want 2012 or 2016?
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
My father is an immigrant from South America, and he used to make terrible racist jokes about Cubans.
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Rubio is as much a cipher as Obama was in 2007. He says all the "right" things, but I know his type SO well.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:54 (12 minutes ago)
thought u might be going for some birther lulz [via]
― nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
There's lots of inter-Latino racism, in other words (cf. the Chicano vs. Latino debate).
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
One of my best friends covered the Florida legislature for a local paper from 2004 to 2007, during Rubio's tenure as speaker. Even then he was telling me the guy is intelligent and shrewd. You must remember this about Cubans: despite their purported right wing tendencies, most of them are (a) old (b) depend on Social Security (c) are fairly moderate on "social" issues (my parents are Hannity-loving righties for whom the right to an abortion is sacrosanct).
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^I do get this sense yes, just judging from my neighbors, but I don't have a clear understanding of how things break down, it seems pretty convoluted
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
nakhchivan that would have been delightful but I think only you would have gotten it? oblique puns aren't often my stock
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Cubans and Argentines hate everyone else, basically.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't florida the only swing state where cubans are a significant demographic? and assuming rubio would have that already....
― nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I.e. I think the GOP will have a hard time getting Mexican-Americans to vote for Rubio just because he's Cuban. If he's the GOPs guy in 2012, it's for his political skills, not for his ethnicity.
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't florida the only swing state where cubans are a significant demographic?
No idea bout New Jersey politics other than their blueness, right? Bob Menendez is a consistent vote for anti-Castro sanctions.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah there's no significant cuban population in any other state afaik outside of maybe Jersey and NY...? the equivalent would be the GOP elevating some Filipino-American rep from California to run for President under the assumption that that'll guarantee the "Asian" vote
GOP's always been amazingly tin-eared about race stuff.
― you can sub out "bipartisan solutions" for "some of my dick" (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
At any rate, Rubio will not be in the Senate very long -- one of the reasons I didn't worry about our Senate race. Bill Nelson, our other senator, is very much in the pre-1964 Dem tradition at which we excel (e.g. Bob Graham, Lawton Chiles).
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
rubio's gonna be playing point for the t-wolves next year
― there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
thatcher otm
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
Can't wait to see her try to shake hands with it.
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253405_10150273380026874_638356873_8863662_4144396_n.jpg
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
Memo to Sarah Palin: Jews HATE you because you are functionally illiterate.
― chavatar (suzy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
tbf she's putting air quotes around the necklace
― truf bob-omb (reddening), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
From her Iowa speech: "corporate crony capitalism," "permanent political class," "relentlessly rage until we restore." She's been watching Albert Brooks in Broadcast News ("Pretty peppy party, pal").
― clemenza, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
McGinniss has Rice confirming the one-night stand. Additionally, the Enquirer says Sarah had a six-month affair with Todd's business partner Brad Hanson, and that that affair led to the dissolution of the men's snowmobile dealership (but not, clearly, the Palin marriage).
Perhaps they were kept together by the drugs, which Sarah and Todd were both, McGinniss writes, fans of: "before Palin became Alaska governor she was seen snorting cocaine off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with pals." He also quotes "a Palin family friend as saying that husband Todd Palin also snorted coke, describing him as 'on the end of the straw plenty.'"
― buzza, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
snowmobiles, sex, cocaine ... the palins are doing so much to promote alaska as THE party state.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhh7mch5zo
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
tina wuz robbed
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
ah! it's so good to laugh after a stressful thing like that. she's totally out of the picture, right...
― Sébastien, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
This is mostly reminding me of her terrible accent on 30 Rock.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
her accent was wicked smart!
― dave cool it (stevie), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, gotta say the real SP is hotter.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
I love the use of "American Woman" there so much--I was just about to look for a Guess Who thread where I could post the trailer. (Also used brilliantly in American Beauty.)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
its impossible to overstate how psyched i am for this film
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
cast/character list is lol
Plump WomanPassionate Palin FanNOBAMA RallygoerGuy holding NRA signGun EnthusiastReligious Woman
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
NOBAMA Rallygoer AKA AMERICAN HERO
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
Anti-government Nutjob #2
― buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
Lamestream Media Rep
― Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
tweeter #10
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
Unusual use of the idiom: "I would've wanted to punch him in the neck."
http://todayonthetrail.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/03/10999224-palin-i-wont-watch-game-change
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
I hadn't seen her in awhile, but of course she's all about this Duck Dynasty b.s.... But are there rumors about her health? She looks super gaunt
― the whirlwind labeouf, i inhale it (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/good-grief-and-great-tits/Content?oid=18503580
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
Page 5: Here I learn something I didn't know and, if I were Sarah Palin, something I wouldn't want anyone to know. But Sarah hustles this fact to the front of the book because she sure as hell wants us to know it: Sarah surprised Todd with a "nice, needed, powerful gun" for Christmas in 2012. It was a "small act of civil disobedience," Palin writes, prompted by "the anti-gun chatter coming from Washington."What was inspiring that anti-gun chatter in Washington in December of 2012? Oh, right: Twenty children and six teachers were shot dead in their classrooms by a deranged asshole with a "powerful gun." And before the grieving mothers and fathers of Newtown, Connecticut, could put their dead children in the ground, Sarah Palin ran out gun shopping. Buying Todd a gun in the wake of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary was "fun," Palin writes—and, again, an act of "civil disobedience." Because gun nuts are a persecuted minority.This paragraph about gun shopping in December of 2012—one first grader at Sandy Hook was shot 11 times—ends with Palin bragging about her tits. I'm not kidding.
What was inspiring that anti-gun chatter in Washington in December of 2012? Oh, right: Twenty children and six teachers were shot dead in their classrooms by a deranged asshole with a "powerful gun." And before the grieving mothers and fathers of Newtown, Connecticut, could put their dead children in the ground, Sarah Palin ran out gun shopping. Buying Todd a gun in the wake of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary was "fun," Palin writes—and, again, an act of "civil disobedience." Because gun nuts are a persecuted minority.
This paragraph about gun shopping in December of 2012—one first grader at Sandy Hook was shot 11 times—ends with Palin bragging about her tits. I'm not kidding.
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
haha i love the 'needed' there
― balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
Palin's moment has passed. She's got her coterie of ardent fans, but it isn't quite big enough for her antics to register on national politics any more - in spite of her continuing to register on the national media, due to her entertainment value and a certain nostalgia for her heyday on the part of the press.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
oops! I forgot to: [\punditry]
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
reality court show, what a shock blah blah
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link
**cue John Lennon** "The dream is over . . ."
Todd Palin appears to have filed for divorce from former Alaska governor and one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, his wife of 31 years.In a document filed Friday in Anchorage Superior Court, Todd Palin, 55, asked to dissolve the marriage, citing an “incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”The divorce filing uses initials rather than full names, but identifies the couple’s marriage date and the birth date of their only child who is a minor, Trig Palin. The filing asks for joint legal custody of the child.Anchorage attorney Kimberlee Colbo is representing Todd Palin in the divorce. In a filing, Colbo said she would ask the court to designate the divorce confidential as it moves forward.
In a document filed Friday in Anchorage Superior Court, Todd Palin, 55, asked to dissolve the marriage, citing an “incompatibility of temperament between the parties such that they find it impossible to live together as husband and wife.”
The divorce filing uses initials rather than full names, but identifies the couple’s marriage date and the birth date of their only child who is a minor, Trig Palin. The filing asks for joint legal custody of the child.
Anchorage attorney Kimberlee Colbo is representing Todd Palin in the divorce. In a filing, Colbo said she would ask the court to designate the divorce confidential as it moves forward.
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2019/09/09/todd-palin-files-for-divorce-from-former-alaska-governor-sarah-palin/
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers 🙏
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
he tried to register as independent but gained independence by mistake
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
lonely guy (riding a snow machine) just thinking baout things
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
First Dude UNLEASHED
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
Tired of her buying him guns all the time; just wanted to appreciate the guns he already had.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
We laugh now, but just wait until Trump replaces Pence with Todd. Then we can laugh some more, but still.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
Stupid-and-proud-of-it white folks may seem like a huge demographic but... large enough to elect a President?― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, November 21, 2010 1:19 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
a more innocent time
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link