the finest of display names only

^^ best one in years. My mind trawls off to the idea of stealing or using it every single day. Poisonous.

― the year of diving languorously (ledge)

love that

beaut

in these last 3 posts i see one hit, three misses

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino)

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague)

― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)),

lol, how did I miss that? Beautiful.

lmao I have had this for like 6 months, where have y'all been

omg haha

The eye sometimes overlooks a stunning work of art until someone puts a frame around it.

This one warms my heart:

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino)

awwww, thanks. just realized this morning how long i've had that going and was thinking it was time to swap it out.

Two that have had me LOLing every time I see them:

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee)

i know kore-eda (or something)

Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague)

:)

Joan Crawford Loves etc etc

Not from this forum but my favourites are

My Neighbor John Turturro

Onan The Vulgarian

- blog haus aka the scene raver (wins)

they gave Dylan a nobel prize for less than this

Two good ones here tbh!

I just launched the radio out of the window when I heard Fergal Sharkey on R4. I think he might be the biological father/spiritual guru of the poster you are mocking with your new dn!

lol thx nv, I would also have accepted "2006 called..."

lol quality

I don't know if this refers to anything but it made me laugh

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara)

b-but ducks don't wee, they birds

yeah, that really rumples my cloaca

it's a memorable line from a thread on the somethingawful forums in which a total moron bought some jungle land in hawaii and attempted to turn it into a yoga retreat despite having none of the required skills, manpower or equipment

a true internet hero preserved some of the highlights in this impressive piece of digital archaeology: http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96390&sid=cdfc7035dd816b2894fca0a6eb64c624

that's awesome

Literally cried with laughter, thank you for that.

it's a very special thing alright

if you liked that, you'll probably also enjoy two more of these deep-dives into the madness of somethingawful posters:

walking across america
tell me how to fix this zipline

(btw be sure to read every page of these threads for maximum lols / wtf)

oh bless you, this yoga village thread is gold

yeast

oh god the yeast

I've been slowly reading through that thing while "working", shaking my head in awe and amazement, just got to the post which referred to these insane people as 'legends of the hidden temple' and literally died. So thanks for getting me fired, bizarro.

old lunch fired from life, rip big man

YEASTBOUND & BROWN

bless you bizzaro for giving us this precious gift

i'm glad u guys are enjoying it as much as i did

so many of those comments made me cry laughing but i think my favourite is

Scenes of brutality from Phig Penh, near the Theland border today, as officials from the military goonta publically executed a weasel for 7 hours.

this is incredible

wow no one was lying

That was funny but I need to know if lilsadnerd made it out

im too much of a pussy to stomp on the mongoose so i shot it repeatedly in the face with a bb gun until it died. it took 2 hours and 150 shots. thinking about buying a bigger gun with the grant money i received from the carnegie institute for peace.

this is doubly funny to me because it's exactly the sort of insanely stupid thing I would have actually signed on for at a certain juncture in my life

I just laughed myself to tears over this, had to close my office door.

gonna have to maneuver this hardwood flooring around my toilet trench and animal traps/water catchments. hope the grain still lines up... want this to look good. *coughs up blood* hooboy

Yeah that particular one set me off good and proper then I couldn't stop for the rest of the thread. Anyone know what happened at the end? There was a link (Crohns disease or something) that didn't go anywhere.

holy fuck the zipline thread is amazing (ly terrifying)

walk across america is gold too. jfc

saving those for later

bizarro these deserve their own thread imo

"for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them"

I feel like dril must have cut his teeth in these threads.