― Prom Dressantino (some dude), Thursday, December 4, 2008 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 December 2008 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Suggesteban Buttez
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
(someone had to get that one out of the way)
― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link
fiddo centington
very quotatious
― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
"racist" made me lol, is that bad?
― velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
PARTYMAN
― deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
follow the format i established in the OP plz u_u
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, November 3, 2008 9:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
^^still lol like hell if i run across this one in a thread
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 10:42 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
― Wizard is Hongro, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(a username not a displayname but it counts)
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link
― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Monday, November 10, 2008 4:56 PM Bookmark
― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:04 PM Bookmark
― A REAL GOON (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 4:18 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 5:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahaaaah
― The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:42 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
77 is a habit
― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
seven-seven is a habit
seven-seven? I've always thought of it as seventy-seven
― beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
stuntin-stuntin is a habit = seven-seven is a habit
― 808s & heartdrake (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 15, 2008 2:40 PM Bookmark
― beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Monday, December 15, 2008 7:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
congrats gradski u birthed a ringsnap thread
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I love having Black friends whose names you're never quite sure of, but have no real reason to ask because you know what everyone who loves them calls them.
Point is, I think Jawod's named was actually Gerald.
I knew that Cuhneus's name was Cornelius.
To this day, I'm not sure if Heywood was Hayward or not.
― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor),
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― Uncle Shavedpipecock (and what), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:10 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
― and butt (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:42 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
― VH1 Behind the Usic (and what), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:20 PM Bookmark
― Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and what tribute thread
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
i generally think rev is good at this
― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
ethan comes up with the better ideas but rev has good riffs
― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
been tons of good ones i keep forgetting to post here
― e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I keep coming up with decent ones and then am forced to post bad posts just so people can see them
― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i just change them in preferences and then like an hour later decide to post something and go "oh yeah, i have a new sn"
― e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, same here
― Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
― xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
― ┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 PM Bookmark
― super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:41 PM Bookmark
― Wonderful Day Wendy (The Reverend), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I was coming to post nabisco inferno
― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i had thought of that a few days ago and decided against it >:O
― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― Merry Christuomas (electricsound)
― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtUIoh4NoA (libcrypt), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
if youre ever looking for good ones i recommend "broken language"
The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasherthe human asthma breath takerbody dump wasterthe glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper, the shot popper, the jock cock glockerThe face splitter, human disgrace getterthe lady shitter, phone jonesersneak over fuck your babysitterThe chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiatorthe crack supplier, the human drug generatorThe honey gamer, the chicken trickerthe slick the long dick pussy stickerthe ready to bust that ass kickerThe track manoeuvre, the box barrierthe off of the dome rapperthe c-74 ox carrier....
[Trigga]The gun seller, the chest swellerthe stick up smack bank tellerthe money-back dwellerThe stitch provider, the guess riderthe clip inserter, bullet shooter experterthe man next to murder...
[Smoothe]The ho disser, the cunt man, the I dont want clanthe stunt hitter in 34 days in a month manthe front man, the Brooklyn representerthe beat down center, the two brothersthe hottest niggas out this fuckin winter
[Trigga]The girl cheaters, the beef ass beatersthe street sweep keeper, the body to concrete meeterthe blood skeeterThe weed smoker, the liver chokerthe spot stop broker, the rugged picture poserthe card scrambler, royal flush same suit brouke the gamblernasty amateur damaged ya, snatch masta without the camera
[Smoothe]Camera, beer guzzelerthe slug to your mug tuzzelerthe drug juggeler, the crazy thug hustlerthe Lexus wanterthe chain-ring and bracelet flauntererThe chamber smokerthe mansion havin sauna soakerThe corner stander, the style crammertake over spot block commanderthe glock on cock handelerThe razor spitterthe fast dough casper getter the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter...
[Trigga]The Ac kicker, internal heart dark stickerthe red scope body hitterhere to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggasThe trigga happy, father gun call it papimy gun blow out waves patterns to keep your hair nappyThe to death thinker, M.O.P. bell ringerhow about some hardcore fan singerthe jam swinger...
[Smoothe]The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani manthe missed to get jaked, the fly mannotorious ready to die manthe knower killer, the expert slingerthe white girl gang bangerthe jesus"...................................."the vital kicker, the drug dealer and title stripperthe idol flipperthe cross breaker and bible ripper....
[Trigga]The black history driverthe racial thinkerThe 9 to 9 to 5 offer the jaw sinkerThe hell fighter, the revelation writerthe Egyptian spirit inviterthe black body bag tireThe money stasher, the shit crapperthe a-k-a club bashermy brother gotta record racker
― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― shiroiblappinhoes (some dude), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Tintin Quarantino
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:50 (two years ago) link
🤐
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:51 (two years ago) link
wow
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:57 (two years ago) link
did sam jackson not read that to ten billion people this week
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:03 (two years ago) link
Okay, I just seen the name, I did not realize this was a meme or had any deeper history, searching around, this is about a fictional punk writer?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:34 (two years ago) link
Is this some sort of slur now?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:36 (two years ago) link
No nothing associated with tintin is problematic
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:37 (two years ago) link
I am basically doing a bit because historically I have been grumpy when hundreds of ppl make the exact same (kinda v obvious) joke and then it is posted to one of these threads (This one has 6 pages of google results *before* 2019, idk about fictional punks it’s just not that inspired)
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:42 (two years ago) link
I was sweating that this might be some cryptic reference to Tintin In The Congo.
Good to know I was just amused by something thoroughly unwitty.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:45 (two years ago) link
disappointed
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:46 (two years ago) link
> Boris the Spreader
just got this.
― koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 12:44 (one year ago) link
it's not great though. 6/10?
― koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:00 (one year ago) link
better if you do the voice
― j., Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:13 (one year ago) link
The hidden bonus joke (the WHO) bumps it up a point imo
― Keir’d flex (wins), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:38 (one year ago) link
Please, Hammurabi, don't hurt 'em (Ye Mad Puffin)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 22:10 (one year ago) link
ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs)just sitting out there for the taking all this time!
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:51 (one year ago) link
Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 September 2020 20:31 (one year ago) link
Clean-up on ILX (onimo)
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:00 (one year ago) link
very good.
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:06 (one year ago) link
― imago, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:08 (one year ago) link
hahaha
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 13 November 2020 23:00 (one year ago) link
― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac)
― Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Friday, 15 January 2021 01:20 (one year ago) link
spruce springclean deserves belated applause
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 15 January 2021 06:46 (one year ago) link
fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel)
― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Thursday, 28 January 2021 02:55 (one year ago) link
4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin)
― edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Thursday, 11 February 2021 15:31 (one year ago) link
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino)
made me lose it last night
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:55 (one year ago) link
Yes I meant to comment on that when I first saw it. Truly the finest.
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:11 (one year ago) link
haha, thanks y'all. that album title has inexplicably been lodged in my brain, alternately puzzling and amusing me, for seventeen years. have notions of making a real "series" out of it but not sure i can top that one.
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 March 2021 23:13 (one year ago) link
Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch)
― jmm, Thursday, 18 March 2021 03:01 (one year ago) link
genius
― intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 March 2021 03:05 (one year ago) link
It paid off...
I was looking for a famous birthday to talk about for a teaching job today, and yuck. I think we'll talk about Boy George/Culture Club instead.― clemenza, Monday, June 14, 2021 7:55 AM (twelve minutes ago)
not allowed!― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, June 14, 2021 8:07 AM (one minute ago)
― i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Monday, 14 June 2021 13:09 (eleven months ago) link
― xheugy eddy (D-40), Tuesday, July 20, 2021 10:36 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 02:40 (nine months ago) link
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 September 2021 22:20 (yesterday) link
― I, the Jukebox Jury (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 September 2021 00:46 (eight months ago) link
Hmmm, conceptually awesome but doesn't really scan, like giál-lo doesn't rhyme with helló (which isn't how I pronounce that word, but how Tom Cruise does in the referenced phrase). So close to greatness tho
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 17:47 (eight months ago) link
^^^^ thought that was literally the display name
― i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Friday, 17 September 2021 17:48 (eight months ago) link
You had me at "Yello".
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 September 2021 19:41 (eight months ago) link
or "jello", or whatever youse Americans care about, just don't try to pretend you're Italian
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:26 (eight months ago) link
I'm only half Italian, tis true.
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:29 (eight months ago) link
(dn was just a tossed off thing I said to a friend when he told me Malignant had 'giallo-esque' elements, and me replying that way unthinkingly, since I'm a fan of giallo flix)
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:30 (eight months ago) link
sorry kid, no offense intended, I was just sat and it bothered my OCD that it didn't scan, you're still cool x
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:35 (eight months ago) link
also not watching Malignant cos it's that Conjuring boy? Nah, I'd rather nap, gunna watch the Candyman bisnes tho
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:38 (eight months ago) link
I liked Malignant but it was ridiculous nonsense
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:39 (eight months ago) link
but Candyman is better
― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:40 (eight months ago) link
Heatmiserlou (James Redd and the Blecchs)
― chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:54 (four months ago) link
wins' new one
― feed me with your clicks (Noel Emits), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:00 (four months ago) link
haha yours is also v good
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:04 (four months ago) link
This is almost 10 years old but I'm just seeing it today for the first time. I lolled.
johnny hit and run paul lynde (get bent)
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:01 (six days ago) link
please explain to me because its te first time im seeing it and i dont wanna also wait ten years!
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:02 (six days ago) link
yours is good right now too, Will M.To explain the last one, Paul Lynde was on Bewitched and Hollywood Squares. Famous actor comedian.“Johnny Hit and Run Paulene” is a song by LA punk band X.There you go
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:17 (six days ago) link
ah ok! i didn't know the song. i guess i would have never gotten it!
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:33 (six days ago) link