the finest of display names only

― Prom Dressantino (some dude), Thursday, December 4, 2008 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Suggesteban Buttez

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

(someone had to get that one out of the way)

fiddo centington

very quotatious

"racist" made me lol, is that bad?

PARTYMAN

follow the format i established in the OP plz u_u

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, November 3, 2008 9:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

^^still lol like hell if i run across this one in a thread

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 10:42 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Wizard is Hongro, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(a username not a displayname but it counts)

― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Monday, November 10, 2008 4:56 PM Bookmark

― M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:04 PM Bookmark

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 4:18 AM Bookmark

― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 5:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaaaah

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:42 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

77 is a habit

seven-seven is a habit

seven-seven? I've always thought of it as seventy-seven

stuntin-stuntin is a habit = seven-seven is a habit

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 15, 2008 2:40 PM Bookmark

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Monday, December 15, 2008 7:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congrats gradski u birthed a ringsnap thread

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love having Black friends whose names you're never quite sure of, but have no real reason to ask because you know what everyone who loves them calls them.

Point is, I think Jawod's named was actually Gerald.

I knew that Cuhneus's name was Cornelius.

To this day, I'm not sure if Heywood was Hayward or not.

― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor),

haha

― Uncle Shavedpipecock (and what), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:10 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and butt (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:42 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― VH1 Behind the Usic (and what), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:20 PM Bookmark

and what tribute thread

i generally think rev is good at this

ethan comes up with the better ideas but rev has good riffs

been tons of good ones i keep forgetting to post here

I keep coming up with decent ones and then am forced to post bad posts just so people can see them

lol i just change them in preferences and then like an hour later decide to post something and go "oh yeah, i have a new sn"

yeah, same here

― xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― ┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 PM Bookmark

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:41 PM Bookmark

I was coming to post nabisco inferno

i had thought of that a few days ago and decided against it >:O

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound)

^^^^

if youre ever looking for good ones i recommend "broken language"

The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasher
the human asthma breath taker
body dump waster
the glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper,
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer, the chicken tricker
the slick the long dick pussy sticker
the ready to bust that ass kicker
The track manoeuvre, the box barrier
the off of the dome rapper
the c-74 ox carrier....

[Trigga]
The gun seller, the chest sweller
the stick up smack bank teller
the money-back dweller
The stitch provider, the guess rider
the clip inserter, bullet shooter experter
the man next to murder...

[Smoothe]
The ho disser, the cunt man, the I dont want clan
the stunt hitter in 34 days in a month man
the front man, the Brooklyn representer
the beat down center, the two brothers
the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

[Trigga]
The girl cheaters, the beef ass beaters
the street sweep keeper, the body to concrete meeter
the blood skeeter
The weed smoker, the liver choker
the spot stop broker, the rugged picture poser
the card scrambler,
royal flush same suit brouke the gambler
nasty amateur damaged ya,
snatch masta without the camera

[Smoothe]
Camera, beer guzzeler
the slug to your mug tuzzeler
the drug juggeler, the crazy thug hustler
the Lexus wanter
the chain-ring and bracelet flaunterer
The chamber smoker
the mansion havin sauna soaker
The corner stander, the style crammer
take over spot block commander
the glock on cock handeler
The razor spitter
the fast dough casper getter
the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter...

[Trigga]
The Ac kicker, internal heart dark sticker
the red scope body hitter
here to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggas
The trigga happy, father gun call it papi
my gun blow out waves patterns to keep your hair nappy
The to death thinker, M.O.P. bell ringer
how about some hardcore fan singer
the jam swinger...

[Smoothe]
The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani man
the missed to get jaked, the fly man
notorious ready to die man
the knower killer, the expert slinger
the white girl gang banger
the jesus"...................................."
the vital kicker, the drug dealer and title stripper
the idol flipper
the cross breaker and bible ripper....

[Trigga]
The black history driver
the racial thinker
The 9 to 9 to 5 offer the jaw sinker
The hell fighter, the revelation writer
the Egyptian spirit inviter
the black body bag tire
The money stasher, the shit crapper
the a-k-a club basher
my brother gotta record racker

― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen

coetzee.cx (wins)

begs the question, what is the associated image

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)

I lolled like a schoolboy

also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.

very good sport

- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)

*chef's kiss*

^^ just came here to post that

lol write what you know

― Gaseous Clay (Leee)

I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.

mumsnet blvd (wins)

been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever

What does NS mean

Non-sequiter?
No sex?
Nuclear strike?

null set?

Nina Simone was a hologram?

Certe

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara)

call me cismale (Noodle Vague),

haha!

he has inspired me

Queecuck or Cuckqueg? Help me decide, my dear libtards.

All humpbacks are bastards

Lot of Dickery on ilx this week

Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)

I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons

I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019

I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.

— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015

I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018

I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!

*Thinks of you and let's them go*

— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015

I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons

— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018

Some of my early rap singles

"Baby Got Side"
"99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One"
"Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016

Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times

— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014

I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.

— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014

I don't have 99 problems
Unless you count luftballons as problems
In which case, OK, yeah

— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013

I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.

— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013

thought that'd be a sic post

haha I just laughed at each of those tweets but the german initial capital in Problems is what really makes it

Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf neun-und-neunzg Provolones

it's a fine display name. ... geez ... i feel bad reviving this thread now. ... but hey, at least no one is challenging my entertainment at "Hannah GAPDY" ... I do miss our old arguments about hipsters.

Feel free to take retweets in the spirit of “if you like that, you’ll love these”!

love retweets!

Not technically retweets.

u can search any pun/joke in twitter and they’ve all been done before by someone and it got like 2 favs

That’s categorically untrue but even so I’d submit that if you find a dozen instances, some with hundreds of likes... it’s a bit of an obvious one (which isn’t a crime!)

we should really have a thread for this

I’m sure there’s a thread complaining about 99 problems jokes being played out but I don’t wanna revive a 10-year-old thread

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.)

tbf that is a dad joke classic

Often coupled with 'Eumenides Trousers'.

Indeed

Eurinides Trousers

Eustainides Trousers

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

simply claret

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp)

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac)

It's a wonderful world.

what this old thing