the finest of display names only

― Prom Dressantino (some dude), Thursday, December 4, 2008 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol

― terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 December 2008 07:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

Suggesteban Buttez

― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

(someone had to get that one out of the way)

― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

fiddo centington

― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (ten years ago) Permalink

very quotatious

― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

"racist" made me lol, is that bad?

― velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

PARTYMAN

― deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

follow the format i established in the OP plz u_u

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, November 3, 2008 9:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

^^still lol like hell if i run across this one in a thread

― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 10:42 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Wizard is Hongro, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(a username not a displayname but it counts)

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:16 (ten years ago) Permalink

― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Monday, November 10, 2008 4:56 PM Bookmark

― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

― M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:04 PM Bookmark

― A REAL GOON (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 4:18 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 5:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

hahahaaaah

― The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:42 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

77 is a habit

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

seven-seven is a habit

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

seven-seven? I've always thought of it as seventy-seven

― beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

stuntin-stuntin is a habit = seven-seven is a habit

― 808s & heartdrake (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 15, 2008 2:40 PM Bookmark

― beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:44 (ten years ago) Permalink

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Monday, December 15, 2008 7:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:21 (ten years ago) Permalink

congrats gradski u birthed a ringsnap thread

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:34 (ten years ago) Permalink

I love having Black friends whose names you're never quite sure of, but have no real reason to ask because you know what everyone who loves them calls them.

Point is, I think Jawod's named was actually Gerald.

I knew that Cuhneus's name was Cornelius.

To this day, I'm not sure if Heywood was Hayward or not.

― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

― she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor),

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 06:15 (ten years ago) Permalink

haha

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:35 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Uncle Shavedpipecock (and what), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:10 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

― and butt (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:42 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

― VH1 Behind the Usic (and what), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:20 PM Bookmark

― Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

and what tribute thread

― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

i generally think rev is good at this

― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

ethan comes up with the better ideas but rev has good riffs

― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

been tons of good ones i keep forgetting to post here

― e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

I keep coming up with decent ones and then am forced to post bad posts just so people can see them

― the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol i just change them in preferences and then like an hour later decide to post something and go "oh yeah, i have a new sn"

― e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:07 (ten years ago) Permalink

yeah, same here

― Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

― xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

― ┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:46 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 PM Bookmark

― super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:41 PM Bookmark

― Wonderful Day Wendy (The Reverend), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

I was coming to post nabisco inferno

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

i had thought of that a few days ago and decided against it >:O

― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound)

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

^^^^

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtUIoh4NoA (libcrypt), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

if youre ever looking for good ones i recommend "broken language"

The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasher
the human asthma breath taker
body dump waster
the glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper,
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer, the chicken tricker
the slick the long dick pussy sticker
the ready to bust that ass kicker
The track manoeuvre, the box barrier
the off of the dome rapper
the c-74 ox carrier....

[Trigga]
The gun seller, the chest sweller
the stick up smack bank teller
the money-back dweller
The stitch provider, the guess rider
the clip inserter, bullet shooter experter
the man next to murder...

[Smoothe]
The ho disser, the cunt man, the I dont want clan
the stunt hitter in 34 days in a month man
the front man, the Brooklyn representer
the beat down center, the two brothers
the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

[Trigga]
The girl cheaters, the beef ass beaters
the street sweep keeper, the body to concrete meeter
the blood skeeter
The weed smoker, the liver choker
the spot stop broker, the rugged picture poser
the card scrambler,
royal flush same suit brouke the gambler
nasty amateur damaged ya,
snatch masta without the camera

[Smoothe]
Camera, beer guzzeler
the slug to your mug tuzzeler
the drug juggeler, the crazy thug hustler
the Lexus wanter
the chain-ring and bracelet flaunterer
The chamber smoker
the mansion havin sauna soaker
The corner stander, the style crammer
take over spot block commander
the glock on cock handeler
The razor spitter
the fast dough casper getter
the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter...

[Trigga]
The Ac kicker, internal heart dark sticker
the red scope body hitter
here to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggas
The trigga happy, father gun call it papi
my gun blow out waves patterns to keep your hair nappy
The to death thinker, M.O.P. bell ringer
how about some hardcore fan singer
the jam swinger...

[Smoothe]
The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani man
the missed to get jaked, the fly man
notorious ready to die man
the knower killer, the expert slinger
the white girl gang banger
the jesus"...................................."
the vital kicker, the drug dealer and title stripper
the idol flipper
the cross breaker and bible ripper....

[Trigga]
The black history driver
the racial thinker
The 9 to 9 to 5 offer the jaw sinker
The hell fighter, the revelation writer
the Egyptian spirit inviter
the black body bag tire
The money stasher, the shit crapper
the a-k-a club basher
my brother gotta record racker

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― shiroiblappinhoes (some dude), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, January 12, 2018 5:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a legit finest, a callback to the 08-09 era (the best fb era)

― k3vin k., Saturday, 13 January 2018 08:12 (one year ago) Permalink

otm and thread back on track imo fine work kk

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:55 (one year ago) Permalink

almost as old as the alamo tho let's be honest :P

― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 January 2018 19:06 (one year ago) Permalink

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 30, 2018 12:33 AM (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 10:41 (one year ago) Permalink

somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten)

― gr8080, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 18:34 (one year ago) Permalink

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison)

i assume this is some american tv advert thing but it creases me up every time

― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 February 2018 12:47 (one year ago) Permalink

While we're here can I ask a question

― flamenco drop (lex pretend),
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl),
― flamenco drop (BradNelson),

― scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:32 (one year ago) Permalink

xpost yeah it's Men's Wearhouse - "You're gonna like the way you look"

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:01 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhsfQRa_GC4

:)

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 3 February 2018 14:21 (one year ago) Permalink

wins: reference to Madonna poll, specifically the flamenco guitar break in “Deeper & Deeper” as coined by lex

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 February 2018 17:02 (one year ago) Permalink

8====D~ ✈ ▌▌

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:11 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't believe no one made a "struck by another's jet" joke in response to this 9 years ago

― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:24 (one year ago) Permalink

Thanks VG! That answers half to three-quarters of my question I think

― scrüt (wins), Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:28 (one year ago) Permalink

Here come the cr?m jets

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 3 February 2018 23:32 (one year ago) Permalink

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.),

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 00:24 (one year ago) Permalink

― MooVaughn.org (voodoo chili), Tuesday, March 20, 2018 9:50 AM (three hours ago)

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:01 (one year ago) Permalink

but that has to already be the intended pun of "moo vaughn"

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:49 (one year ago) Permalink

it's like having a "frank n' stein" special at your bar around halloween. "frankenstein" was already built on that idea. it is baked in.

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 17:51 (one year ago) Permalink

not trying to start fights but:

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:37 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems to also be a bad pun because Fedora is already a female version of an English transliteration for Fyodor. or maybe there is a history to this one that references this. or maybe I am entirely wrong.

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:00 (one year ago) Permalink

also "Larry J. Elleison"

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:35 (one year ago) Permalink

No, that breaks the joke, nobody uses his middle initial, and how are you supposed to sing along with that

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:39 (one year ago) Permalink

but "Larry Elleison" has wrong number of syllables if singing along with Judee

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (one year ago) Permalink

or any priest I've encountered

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:40 (one year ago) Permalink

agree that the "J" weakens it a bit because nobody cares about his middle name. it just seems necessary. putting a hat on a hat, but you can also imagine the J stands for "john stamos".

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:48 (one year ago) Permalink

I read the joke to the chorus to that Mr Mister song

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:23 (one year ago) Permalink

yeah, I like your way better now.

― Sufjan in Worst Shithole of a Major American City (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:38 (one year ago) Permalink

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino)

― sleeve, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:11 (ten months ago) Permalink

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague)

zidanerubbinghead.gif

― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 08:20 (ten months ago) Permalink

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.)

p.s. - I'm twelve.

― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:40 (nine months ago) Permalink

I just noticed that and lolled hard too

― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 19:53 (eight months ago) Permalink

jeremy cmbyn (wins)

― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:36 (seven months ago) Permalink

― flaneur brayin (darraghmac)

― faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:43 (seven months ago) Permalink

rolling explaining darraghmac's and wins' display names for the rest of us

― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:39 (seven months ago) Permalink

Flann O’Brien

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:41 (seven months ago) Permalink

Call me by your name

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:42 (seven months ago) Permalink

id damn near start a thread for my greatest unspotted hits but nakh would turn in his grave, and murmur something and 'dogshit' and i wont have his slumber broken on my conscience

― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:43 (seven months ago) Permalink

tfw you discover "the great wallogina" was used briefly by autumn almanac in the spring of 2013

― The Great Wallogina (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:01 (six months ago) Permalink

whiiiich means I can't use it

― rip van wanko, Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:24 (six months ago) Permalink

twas a breach

― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2018 14:35 (six months ago) Permalink

― faculty w1fe (silby)

― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:36 (six months ago) Permalink

Nag Reddit (Leee)

― koogs, Saturday, 15 September 2018 07:24 (six months ago) Permalink

so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen

― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 September 2018 13:09 (six months ago) Permalink

coetzee.cx (wins)

― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:05 (five months ago) Permalink

begs the question, what is the associated image

― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:18 (five months ago) Permalink

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)

I lolled like a schoolboy

― Mama Weer All Tankee Now (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:08 (four months ago) Permalink

also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.

― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:13 (four months ago) Permalink

very good sport

― calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:22 (four months ago) Permalink

- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)

*chef's kiss*

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:48 (two months ago) Permalink

^^ just came here to post that

― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:28 (two months ago) Permalink

lol write what you know

― stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (two months ago) Permalink

― Gaseous Clay (Leee)

― moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (one week ago) Permalink