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― Prom Dressantino (some dude), Thursday, December 4, 2008 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:34 (ten years ago) link

lol

terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 December 2008 07:08 (ten years ago) link

Suggesteban Buttez

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:15 (ten years ago) link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

(someone had to get that one out of the way)

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (ten years ago) link

fiddo centington

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (ten years ago) link

very quotatious

BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:37 (ten years ago) link

"racist" made me lol, is that bad?

velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:38 (ten years ago) link

PARTYMAN

deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:39 (ten years ago) link

follow the format i established in the OP plz u_u

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:43 (ten years ago) link

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, November 3, 2008 9:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

^^still lol like hell if i run across this one in a thread

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (ten years ago) link

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 10:42 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (ten years ago) link

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:47 (ten years ago) link

― Wizard is Hongro, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(a username not a displayname but it counts)

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:16 (ten years ago) link

― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Monday, November 10, 2008 4:56 PM Bookmark

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:27 (ten years ago) link

― M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:04 PM Bookmark

A REAL GOON (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:22 (ten years ago) link

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 4:18 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:54 (ten years ago) link

― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 5:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:01 (ten years ago) link

hahahaaaah

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:42 (ten years ago) link

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:42 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:43 (ten years ago) link

77 is a habit

have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (ten years ago) link

seven-seven is a habit

have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (ten years ago) link

seven-seven? I've always thought of it as seventy-seven

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:50 (ten years ago) link

stuntin-stuntin is a habit = seven-seven is a habit

808s & heartdrake (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:54 (ten years ago) link

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 15, 2008 2:40 PM Bookmark

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:44 (ten years ago) link

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Monday, December 15, 2008 7:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:21 (ten years ago) link

congrats gradski u birthed a ringsnap thread

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:34 (ten years ago) link

I love having Black friends whose names you're never quite sure of, but have no real reason to ask because you know what everyone who loves them calls them.

Point is, I think Jawod's named was actually Gerald.

I knew that Cuhneus's name was Cornelius.

To this day, I'm not sure if Heywood was Hayward or not.

― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:00 (ten years ago) link

― she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor),

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 06:15 (ten years ago) link

haha

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:35 (ten years ago) link

― Uncle Shavedpipecock (and what), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:10 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:11 (ten years ago) link

― and butt (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:42 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:22 (ten years ago) link

― VH1 Behind the Usic (and what), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:22 (ten years ago) link

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:20 PM Bookmark

Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:38 (ten years ago) link

and what tribute thread

K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:46 (ten years ago) link

i generally think rev is good at this

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:53 (ten years ago) link

ethan comes up with the better ideas but rev has good riffs

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:54 (ten years ago) link

been tons of good ones i keep forgetting to post here

e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:55 (ten years ago) link

I keep coming up with decent ones and then am forced to post bad posts just so people can see them

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:57 (ten years ago) link

lol i just change them in preferences and then like an hour later decide to post something and go "oh yeah, i have a new sn"

e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:07 (ten years ago) link

yeah, same here

Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:22 (ten years ago) link

― xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:39 (ten years ago) link

― ┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:46 (ten years ago) link

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 PM Bookmark

super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:27 (ten years ago) link

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:41 PM Bookmark

Wonderful Day Wendy (The Reverend), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:28 (ten years ago) link

I was coming to post nabisco inferno

Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:42 (ten years ago) link

i had thought of that a few days ago and decided against it >:O

Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:49 (ten years ago) link

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound)

silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:24 (ten years ago) link

^^^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtUIoh4NoA (libcrypt), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:42 (ten years ago) link

if youre ever looking for good ones i recommend "broken language"

The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasher
the human asthma breath taker
body dump waster
the glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper,
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer, the chicken tricker
the slick the long dick pussy sticker
the ready to bust that ass kicker
The track manoeuvre, the box barrier
the off of the dome rapper
the c-74 ox carrier....

[Trigga]
The gun seller, the chest sweller
the stick up smack bank teller
the money-back dweller
The stitch provider, the guess rider
the clip inserter, bullet shooter experter
the man next to murder...

[Smoothe]
The ho disser, the cunt man, the I dont want clan
the stunt hitter in 34 days in a month man
the front man, the Brooklyn representer
the beat down center, the two brothers
the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

[Trigga]
The girl cheaters, the beef ass beaters
the street sweep keeper, the body to concrete meeter
the blood skeeter
The weed smoker, the liver choker
the spot stop broker, the rugged picture poser
the card scrambler,
royal flush same suit brouke the gambler
nasty amateur damaged ya,
snatch masta without the camera

[Smoothe]
Camera, beer guzzeler
the slug to your mug tuzzeler
the drug juggeler, the crazy thug hustler
the Lexus wanter
the chain-ring and bracelet flaunterer
The chamber smoker
the mansion havin sauna soaker
The corner stander, the style crammer
take over spot block commander
the glock on cock handeler
The razor spitter
the fast dough casper getter
the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter...

[Trigga]
The Ac kicker, internal heart dark sticker
the red scope body hitter
here to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggas
The trigga happy, father gun call it papi
my gun blow out waves patterns to keep your hair nappy
The to death thinker, M.O.P. bell ringer
how about some hardcore fan singer
the jam swinger...

[Smoothe]
The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani man
the missed to get jaked, the fly man
notorious ready to die man
the knower killer, the expert slinger
the white girl gang banger
the jesus"...................................."
the vital kicker, the drug dealer and title stripper
the idol flipper
the cross breaker and bible ripper....

[Trigga]
The black history driver
the racial thinker
The 9 to 9 to 5 offer the jaw sinker
The hell fighter, the revelation writer
the Egyptian spirit inviter
the black body bag tire
The money stasher, the shit crapper
the a-k-a club basher
my brother gotta record racker

silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:10 (ten years ago) link

― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shiroiblappinhoes (some dude), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:14 (ten years ago) link

so obvious in hindsight, so elegant on the screen

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 September 2018 13:09 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

coetzee.cx (wins)

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:05 (ten months ago) link

begs the question, what is the associated image

the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:18 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins)

I lolled like a schoolboy

Mama Weer All Tankee Now (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:08 (nine months ago) link

also the mentioned poster was a very sport after I fucked up their joke earlier.

calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:13 (nine months ago) link

very good sport

calzino, Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:22 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

- stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague)

*chef's kiss*

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:48 (eight months ago) link

^^ just came here to post that

sleeve, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:28 (eight months ago) link

lol write what you know

stuck in the Lidl with EU (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:29 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

― Gaseous Clay (Leee)

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 22:42 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am enjoying Hadrian's a lot.

mick signals, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:34 (five months ago) link

mumsnet blvd (wins)

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:34 (five months ago) link

been rocking this one for ages hoping it makes it here but in a deemsian flourish I'm going to have to do the honours myself before retiring it forever

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:44 (five months ago) link

What does NS mean

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:37 (five months ago) link

Non-sequiter?
No sex?
Nuclear strike?

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 01:42 (five months ago) link

null set?

Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:44 (five months ago) link

Nina Simone was a hologram?

Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:46 (five months ago) link

Certe

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 7 April 2019 00:59 (five months ago) link

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 April 2019 16:05 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

call me cismale (Noodle Vague),

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:13 (four months ago) link

haha!

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:16 (four months ago) link

he has inspired me

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:22 (four months ago) link

Queecuck or Cuckqueg? Help me decide, my dear libtards.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:05 (four months ago) link

All humpbacks are bastards

milkshake chuk (wins), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:25 (four months ago) link

Lot of Dickery on ilx this week

call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:39 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 22:07 (one month ago) link

I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons

mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 16:47 (one month ago) link

I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019



I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.

— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015



I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018



I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!

*Thinks of you and let's them go*

— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015



I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons

— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018



Some of my early rap singles

"Baby Got Side"
"99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One"
"Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016



Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times

— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014



I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.

— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014



I don't have 99 problems
Unless you count luftballons as problems
In which case, OK, yeah

— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013



I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.

— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013

2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:54 (one month ago) link

thought that'd be a sic post

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:59 (one month ago) link

haha I just laughed at each of those tweets but the german initial capital in Problems is what really makes it

mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:27 (one month ago) link

Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf neun-und-neunzg Provolones

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 August 2019 17:53 (one month ago) link

it's a fine display name. ... geez ... i feel bad reviving this thread now. ... but hey, at least no one is challenging my entertainment at "Hannah GAPDY" ... I do miss our old arguments about hipsters.

sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:56 (one month ago) link

Feel free to take retweets in the spirit of “if you like that, you’ll love these”!

2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:09 (one month ago) link

love retweets!

sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:23 (one month ago) link

Not technically retweets.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:47 (one month ago) link

u can search any pun/joke in twitter and they’ve all been done before by someone and it got like 2 favs

flopson, Friday, 2 August 2019 20:58 (one month ago) link

That’s categorically untrue but even so I’d submit that if you find a dozen instances, some with hundreds of likes... it’s a bit of an obvious one (which isn’t a crime!)

2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:15 (one month ago) link

we should really have a thread for this

sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 21:28 (one month ago) link

I’m sure there’s a thread complaining about 99 problems jokes being played out but I don’t wanna revive a 10-year-old thread

2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:32 (one month ago) link

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.)

just another country (snoball), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:47 (one month ago) link

tbf that is a dad joke classic

imago, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:10 (one month ago) link

Often coupled with 'Eumenides Trousers'.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:25 (one month ago) link

Indeed

Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:07 (one month ago) link

Eurinides Trousers

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:16 (one month ago) link

Eustainides Trousers

Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:30 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

simply claret

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2019 22:52 (three weeks ago) link

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp)

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:37 (two weeks ago) link

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac)

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:59 (two weeks ago) link

It's a wonderful world.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:01 (two weeks ago) link

what this old thing

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:46 (two weeks ago) link


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