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― Prom Dressantino (some dude), Thursday, December 4, 2008 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 December 2008 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Suggesteban Buttez

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

(someone had to get that one out of the way)

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link

fiddo centington

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link

very quotatious

BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"racist" made me lol, is that bad?

velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

PARTYMAN

deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

follow the format i established in the OP plz u_u

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, November 3, 2008 9:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

^^still lol like hell if i run across this one in a thread

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 5, 2008 10:42 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej, Friday, 5 December 2008 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

― Wizard is Hongro, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:31 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(a username not a displayname but it counts)

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Monday, November 10, 2008 4:56 PM Bookmark

Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Friday, 5 December 2008 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link

― M0ntell J0rdan S. (and what), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:04 PM Bookmark

A REAL GOON (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

― this is not america's next top best friend (r|t|c), Monday, September 29, 2008 4:18 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

― it's not anti-semitism if they are out to get you (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 5:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaaaah

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 December 2008 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

― have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, December 14, 2008 8:42 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

77 is a habit

have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

seven-seven is a habit

have u ever seen a 77 with a butterfly door (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

seven-seven? I've always thought of it as seventy-seven

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

stuntin-stuntin is a habit = seven-seven is a habit

808s & heartdrake (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, December 15, 2008 2:40 PM Bookmark

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Monday, December 15, 2008 7:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

congrats gradski u birthed a ringsnap thread

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I love having Black friends whose names you're never quite sure of, but have no real reason to ask because you know what everyone who loves them calls them.

Point is, I think Jawod's named was actually Gerald.

I knew that Cuhneus's name was Cornelius.

To this day, I'm not sure if Heywood was Hayward or not.

― Log Doubt (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

― she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor),

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

― Uncle Shavedpipecock (and what), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:10 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

― and butt (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:42 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

― VH1 Behind the Usic (and what), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

― Dr. Yakubius (and what), Thursday, December 18, 2008 12:20 PM Bookmark

Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

and what tribute thread

K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i generally think rev is good at this

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

ethan comes up with the better ideas but rev has good riffs

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

been tons of good ones i keep forgetting to post here

e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep coming up with decent ones and then am forced to post bad posts just so people can see them

the pursuit of blappyness (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

lol i just change them in preferences and then like an hour later decide to post something and go "oh yeah, i have a new sn"

e|t|c (some dude), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, same here

Usic of My Mind (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

― xhuxk the halls (some dude), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

― ┃♜ฺ│♞ฺ│♝ฺ│♛ฺ│♚ฺ│♝ฺ│♞ฺ│♜ฺ┃ (dan m), Friday, December 19, 2008 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

― Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, December 20, 2008 2:11 PM Bookmark

super ws bros (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:41 PM Bookmark

Wonderful Day Wendy (The Reverend), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I was coming to post nabisco inferno

Giorgio Moderator (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i had thought of that a few days ago and decided against it >:O

Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

― Merry Christuomas (electricsound)

silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtUIoh4NoA (libcrypt), Monday, 22 December 2008 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if youre ever looking for good ones i recommend "broken language"

The money stasher, gun blastin razor slasher
the human asthma breath taker
body dump waster
the glock cocker, block locker the rock chopper,
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer, the chicken tricker
the slick the long dick pussy sticker
the ready to bust that ass kicker
The track manoeuvre, the box barrier
the off of the dome rapper
the c-74 ox carrier....

[Trigga]
The gun seller, the chest sweller
the stick up smack bank teller
the money-back dweller
The stitch provider, the guess rider
the clip inserter, bullet shooter experter
the man next to murder...

[Smoothe]
The ho disser, the cunt man, the I dont want clan
the stunt hitter in 34 days in a month man
the front man, the Brooklyn representer
the beat down center, the two brothers
the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

[Trigga]
The girl cheaters, the beef ass beaters
the street sweep keeper, the body to concrete meeter
the blood skeeter
The weed smoker, the liver choker
the spot stop broker, the rugged picture poser
the card scrambler,
royal flush same suit brouke the gambler
nasty amateur damaged ya,
snatch masta without the camera

[Smoothe]
Camera, beer guzzeler
the slug to your mug tuzzeler
the drug juggeler, the crazy thug hustler
the Lexus wanter
the chain-ring and bracelet flaunterer
The chamber smoker
the mansion havin sauna soaker
The corner stander, the style crammer
take over spot block commander
the glock on cock handeler
The razor spitter
the fast dough casper getter
the transmitter, North Carolina vagina hitter...

[Trigga]
The Ac kicker, internal heart dark sticker
the red scope body hitter
here to hang wit Digga and a buddha niggas
The trigga happy, father gun call it papi
my gun blow out waves patterns to keep your hair nappy
The to death thinker, M.O.P. bell ringer
how about some hardcore fan singer
the jam swinger...

[Smoothe]
The Nautica wearer, the Karl Kani man
the missed to get jaked, the fly man
notorious ready to die man
the knower killer, the expert slinger
the white girl gang banger
the jesus"...................................."
the vital kicker, the drug dealer and title stripper
the idol flipper
the cross breaker and bible ripper....

[Trigga]
The black history driver
the racial thinker
The 9 to 9 to 5 offer the jaw sinker
The hell fighter, the revelation writer
the Egyptian spirit inviter
the black body bag tire
The money stasher, the shit crapper
the a-k-a club basher
my brother gotta record racker

silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

― Big MARY aka the steenburgen (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shiroiblappinhoes (some dude), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Tintin Quarantino

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:50 (two years ago) link

🤐

Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:51 (two years ago) link

wow

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:57 (two years ago) link

did sam jackson not read that to ten billion people this week

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:03 (two years ago) link

Okay, I just seen the name, I did not realize this was a meme or had any deeper history, searching around, this is about a fictional punk writer?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:34 (two years ago) link

Is this some sort of slur now?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:36 (two years ago) link

No nothing associated with tintin is problematic

Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:37 (two years ago) link

I am basically doing a bit because historically I have been grumpy when hundreds of ppl make the exact same (kinda v obvious) joke and then it is posted to one of these threads

(This one has 6 pages of google results *before* 2019, idk about fictional punks it’s just not that inspired)

Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:42 (two years ago) link

I was sweating that this might be some cryptic reference to Tintin In The Congo.

Good to know I was just amused by something thoroughly unwitty.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:45 (two years ago) link

disappointed

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:46 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

> Boris the Spreader

just got this.

koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 12:44 (one year ago) link

it's not great though. 6/10?

koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:00 (one year ago) link

better if you do the voice

j., Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:13 (one year ago) link

The hidden bonus joke (the WHO) bumps it up a point imo

Keir’d flex (wins), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:38 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Please, Hammurabi, don't hurt 'em (Ye Mad Puffin)

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 22:10 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

ABBA O RLY? (James Redd and the Blecchs)

just sitting out there for the taking all this time!

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:51 (one year ago) link

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map)

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 September 2020 20:31 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Clean-up on ILX (onimo)

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:00 (one year ago) link

very good.

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:06 (one year ago) link

lol

imago, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:08 (one year ago) link

hahaha

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 13 November 2020 23:00 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

― spaghetti connemara (darraghmac)

Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Friday, 15 January 2021 01:20 (one year ago) link

spruce springclean deserves belated applause

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 15 January 2021 06:46 (one year ago) link

fbclid=fhAZ3l (f. hazel)

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Thursday, 28 January 2021 02:55 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin)

edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Thursday, 11 February 2021 15:31 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino)

made me lose it last night

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Saturday, 6 March 2021 15:55 (one year ago) link

Yes I meant to comment on that when I first saw it. Truly the finest.

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 March 2021 16:11 (one year ago) link

haha, thanks y'all. that album title has inexplicably been lodged in my brain, alternately puzzling and amusing me, for seventeen years. have notions of making a real "series" out of it but not sure i can top that one.

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch)

jmm, Thursday, 18 March 2021 03:01 (one year ago) link

genius

intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 March 2021 03:05 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

It paid off...

I was looking for a famous birthday to talk about for a teaching job today, and yuck. I think we'll talk about Boy George/Culture Club instead.
― clemenza, Monday, June 14, 2021 7:55 AM (twelve minutes ago)

not allowed!
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, June 14, 2021 8:07 AM (one minute ago)

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Monday, 14 June 2021 13:09 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

― xheugy eddy (D-40), Tuesday, July 20, 2021 10:36 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 02:40 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

― you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 September 2021 22:20 (yesterday) link

I, the Jukebox Jury (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 September 2021 00:46 (eight months ago) link

Hmmm, conceptually awesome but doesn't really scan, like giál-lo doesn't rhyme with helló (which isn't how I pronounce that word, but how Tom Cruise does in the referenced phrase). So close to greatness tho

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 17:47 (eight months ago) link

^^^^ thought that was literally the display name

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Friday, 17 September 2021 17:48 (eight months ago) link

You had me at "Yello".

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 17 September 2021 19:41 (eight months ago) link

or "jello", or whatever youse Americans care about, just don't try to pretend you're Italian

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:26 (eight months ago) link

I'm only half Italian, tis true.

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:29 (eight months ago) link

(dn was just a tossed off thing I said to a friend when he told me Malignant had 'giallo-esque' elements, and me replying that way unthinkingly, since I'm a fan of giallo flix)

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:30 (eight months ago) link

sorry kid, no offense intended, I was just sat and it bothered my OCD that it didn't scan, you're still cool x

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:35 (eight months ago) link

also not watching Malignant cos it's that Conjuring boy? Nah, I'd rather nap, gunna watch the Candyman bisnes tho

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:38 (eight months ago) link

I liked Malignant but it was ridiculous nonsense

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:39 (eight months ago) link

but Candyman is better

you had me at "giallo" (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 September 2021 20:40 (eight months ago) link

three months pass...

Heatmiserlou (James Redd and the Blecchs)

chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:54 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

wins' new one

feed me with your clicks (Noel Emits), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:00 (four months ago) link

haha yours is also v good

bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:04 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

This is almost 10 years old but I'm just seeing it today for the first time. I lolled.

johnny hit and run paul lynde (get bent)

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:01 (six days ago) link

please explain to me because its te first time im seeing it and i dont wanna also wait ten years!

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:02 (six days ago) link

yours is good right now too, Will M.

To explain the last one, Paul Lynde was on Bewitched and Hollywood Squares. Famous actor comedian.

“Johnny Hit and Run Paulene” is a song by LA punk band X.

There you go

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:17 (six days ago) link

ah ok! i didn't know the song. i guess i would have never gotten it!

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:33 (six days ago) link


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