relentless

im gonna start dropping some "super suggest bans" if this ssb thing keeps up

― how to train your dagon (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:20 (12 minutes ago)

self-aggrandizing hardman schtick, inflated sense of self worth.....not even gonna ask about yr roid usage

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:38 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

s1ocki do you drink Relentless

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:41 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

-ly

― how to train your dagon (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:43 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

On each can of Relentless is a extract of poetry, except in the case of the Original variant. [2] Cans of Inferno-flavoured Relentless have excerpt taken from Lord Byron's Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, specifically the first five lines of Canto IV Stanza 137:
"But I have lived, and have not lived in vain:
My mind may lose its force, my blood its fire,
And my frame perish even in conquering pain;
But there is that within me which shall tire
Torture and Time, and breathe when I expire;"

― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 12:44 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quality drink

The only "red bull" drink that isn't red bull that I like, I think, mostly because of all of the poetry/gothic font schtick? and also "relentless" being such a stupid name.

Relentless: no other drinks ever are now needed.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:05 (3 years ago)

I mean, from the south-london boys club boxing tournament typeface, to the MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH on the side of the can, to the fact that it's twice as powerful as Red Bull and tastes like Mountain Dew... wow.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:06 (3 years ago)

surely nobody except the most appallingly FHM-ingrained Nuts-reading Bulmers-drinking cunt-faced tosser drinks Relentless because they think it'll man them the fuck up

i've only ever drunk it when it's been there and i've been thirsty (and maybe in need of a jolt, mostly caused by the placebo effect of "i think i just drunk poison")

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:39 (2 years ago)

Well, those people are out there.

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:45 (2 years ago)

Relentless is a) awesome and b) specifically targetted at emo kids, hence the rock concert sponsorships and goth design

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:45 (2 years ago)

What's with the sporting imagery in the ads then?

― Bodrick III, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:51 (2 years ago)

xxxtreeeemmmmm sports

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)

Although that advert where the couple go jogging through Barcelona at 5am makes no fucking sense

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)

Yeah I mean it's quite NICE but it has this Benylin buzz to it that makes you question whether you just did some serious damage to your insides

Doesn't belong on the same thread as GlacAYau, though

Sporting imagery = covering all bases, the font and packaging has a metal/emo aesthetic, but it IS an energy drink for the mosh-happy park footballer in all of us

― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)

Midpoint between self-loathing mopey emo cutters and knucklehead sports-n-lad mags fucks = ILX's American posters, surely?

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

hooray!

Midpoint between self-loathing mopey emo cutters and knucklehead sports-n-lad mags fucks = ILX's American posters, surely?

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)

dom in a way was the personification of relentless

does the word 'relentless' really seem like a good thing.....relenting is a part of life, everyone has to sleep

the only ppl who are truly relentless are probably experiencing mania

other relentless types; talk radio hosts, stalkers, wasps

the drink itself is relentless

it never fails to hound its target demographic

wasps probably like it

after dipping their proboscis they narkily buzz humans in a manner that transcends mere territorial concern and lapses noisily into physio-militaristic aspiration

it gets worse

that is my first legit guffaw of the day and it is ongoing

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point

Ow my brain. Also, how does Red Bull make enough money to piss away on flugtags, sundry formula one teams and Thierry Henry?

Pussy is Jonnie Shearer’s vision. He set up from his bedroom at 21 and launched in June 2004. Having designed the can and mixed the drink, the first cans rolled off the production line and landed in the London nightclub scene. We’re now a team of 10 and growing steadily.

Personality

Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

Values

Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.

We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

it deserves full quotation. in tears here.

I think my favourite bit is: Jonnie

otm

this is shrill mor abomination james blunt afaik, and the girl does not appear to be deliberately merking him

http://ezpicshare.com/images/5jpgrand19.jpg

there are no words to how :D that picture makes me

lose Blount and that's some awesome pr

that photo gallery page is the omnimerk, the scorched-earth damnation-by-pussy

is there a wallopussy?

I'd buy some and put them aside to sell to collectors later--you know that these are going to be rare and sought after eventually, if only because of the name.

i can handle most energy drinks, they do nothing to me. a can of relentless and it's like speed. two cans and it's like coke. insane stuff.

xpost you should get a can and drink it next month while watching bond.

it's the poetry, doglatin.

word is mightier than sword

i want to try relentless mixed with relenza.