thinking up a few different ways to construct that lame sentence was more entertaining than watching golf btw
although playing golf is a lot of fun! haven't done it in years though.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link
in the event, you opted for 'alluded' rather than 'eluded' which adds a certain fitting wrongness to the great wrong that is the first two letters of robert streb's name
played par-3 pitch and putt against my gf recently, went 6 up after 2 of 9, ended up losing
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
dammit! event failure.
it's my great hope that at some point in the future i'll be a maniacal evil CEO with an 85th floor office overlooking a miserable industrial city filled with the screams of people suffering from acute acid rain. this room would be equipped with an enormous putting green. when someone visited (to beg for mercy i assume) i would completely ignore them for a minute while concentrating on the putt. as the ball rolled toward the hole, i pick up a glass of scotch and swallow with a satisfying huge gulp just as the ball drains into the hole. also in this world i am very muscular and have fantastic teeth
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link
haha, maybe the ball then gets flung out over the city, to perhaps fall through the cranium of one of the deprived
brooks koepka is borderline abysmal real names, you get this a lot with golf
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link
came up with some good cockney rhyming slang
'gonna go brush my jordans'
cameron tringale might be legit the worst name at the masters this year
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link
that one is bad. i like "byron meth"
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
yes
there is a cricketer called 'keegan meth' but that might be even better
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
spieth is playing unbelievably
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link
my jordans are chattering
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
ok, worst name: branden grace
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
monster from sergio there
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
spieth is a beast
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link
day is en fuego
― k3vin k., Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
great that we can get espn anchors telling us "great theater @ augusta" but no live coverage until 3pm
― johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
its a fucking crime that the masters ppl wont sell the full thurs/fri rights
― johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
watch online tho
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
but yeah.
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 10 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
they just showed Larry Mize hit a shot and dude still has the greatest swing of all time.
fucking America couldn't have McIlroy could they, had to invent a better one
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Care less about nationalities than the really low score and big lead - Masters weekend could be ruined.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link
lol idc about nationality either, just quite funny how this monster has slouched from dallas to be born
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
tiger tryna show his masters insight by dropping 'subairs' twice this interview
― johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
positing whether they will dry out the course tomorrow or keep it wet & 'a shootout'
― johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link
Awesome from Spieth but five shot leads have been overturned.
p/cool to see Mickelson at -6.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 09:45 (nine years ago) link
I put money on Spieth before the tournament started so we'll have a bit less of that talk, thank you.
― ailsa, Saturday, 11 April 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
Stipulating that I haven't yet watched any of it, so haven't seen just how great Spieth is playing, a five-stroke lead going into the weekend is far from safe, especially for someone who's never won before. Someone could catch Spieth before he makes the turn today--it's just a couple of birdies and a couple of bogeys.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 April 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link
one player is within 5, the others are further back
the player within 5 has played the two rounds of his life
this is over. it was over after day 1 rly
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
If Spieth wins, your certitude will look smart. I'm just not sure where the certitude comes from, knowing what we know about majors.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/408976-the-biggest-choke-artists-in-golf-history
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 April 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Whether Spieth wins or not that's still the kind of comment from someone who hasn't seen a lot of major golf.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
Tiger is on five under. Near miracle to be competitive given he has been written off for dead.
And is it just me or in interviews he hasn't been as punchable lately? Based on a min or two.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link
Silly.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
96 masters :(
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
Seen plenty. Other leads not impregnable. Something about Spieth though. Willing to stake my considerable golfing reputation on this.
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Have had a bet with gf. If Spieth loses I have to give her a 2-hour massage. If Spieth wins, she has to get me a birthday cake, even though it's not my birthday
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link
Hmmm, right, there's definitely a zing in there somewhere but, like Tiger, I'm some way off my best so I'll leave it a younger, hungrier ILXor.
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
Where's Jordan S when you need him eh
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
nice par Rory: -6.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
no issue with spieth potentially winning but i'd love to see some competitive golf this weekend
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
still seems like theres receptive scoring conditions - all on speith really, if he goes low again hes not getting caught imo
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
wow that was a tricky putt on 2 and he just banger it home
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Absolutely - he could crush the opposition. But saying "something about Spieth" is a nothing statement. He is an excellent player on great form coming into this. Most players leading after the first couple of rounds don't go on to win majors.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
spieth is so good
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link
i'm fairly close to saying he's the best putter i've ever seen
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
of whos finished already, only 5 players today have shot higher than +2 and theres v few on the back-9 worse than E rn
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link
thats kindof insane for saturday masters i think
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
Tiger on the 13th tee wtf - was all going so well.
Phil's bunker shots are amazing. So good I want him in every trap.
― not content (onimo), Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link
more wtf from Tiger.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
like watching a fight between a genius and a dumbass
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
Great stuff from Tiger tbh
Commentator saying it's great to see Ernie Els competing for a major. He's 9 shots off the lead.
― not content (onimo), Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link