invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

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wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

D:

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Satan bets he'll make you curse your existance. God accepts.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

diarrhea rainstorm

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol, nice, two words.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

girlfriend screams at 4AM, flashlight shines into bedroom window

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

really happened^

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

old lady standing at the foot of your bed, staring

rent, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

omg!

xpost

all your cell walls collapse.

your cock is a spiral ham

Lamp, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

looooool

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

bleeding from the ankle in open waters, great white approaching.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

parks and recreation marathon

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

i wanna hear the rest of that flashlight story!

xpost ha aa haa ha ha ha haaa

bound & gagged by cannibal dwarfs

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

the flashlight moved away from the window seconds after my girlfriend woke me up and my initial reaction was, surprisingly, delirious anger. i ran outside in my boxers to see if i could see someone running away but by the time i got out there they were gone. end of story. i'm thinking aliens.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

every Cannibal Corpse song ever

the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

Ebola everywhere. Bleeding from eyes only a matter of time.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

wake up, no light, can't move

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

Everything starts catching on fire.

kkvgz, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Oops that's a penis

i maybe does drugs (rip van wanko), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^ next m. knight shyamalan film.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Relative says "Let's have a big family Christmas!"

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

next m. knight shyamalan film.

^^ most terrifying scenario so far

goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Everything starts catching on fire.

― kkvgz, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZ3nICd8uk

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

worms start wriggling out the pores of your skin

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

world's fattest man sits on you, doesn't get up

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

stuck in an elevator for 72 hours

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

you are marrying an otter

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

you marry an otter who turns out to be gay

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

still posting to ILX in 10 years

al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

still alive in 10 years

Lamp, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

still D.R.E. in 10 years

al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

still posting to ILX in 10 years

lol

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

The Republicans retake control of the House and Senate.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

president palin

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

fellow apartment-resident palin

goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

palin takes over the tonight show

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

While eating a chocolate bar, someone says "That's not chocolate"

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

all the world's food becomes carob

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

soy-based alternative to sex invented & becomes norm

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

GB General Election decided by ILX poll

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Every time you fall asleep, you die and are replaced.

Darramouss, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

actually alive during your autopsy.

Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)

Michael B, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.

StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

England wins World Cup

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (four years ago) link

Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (four years ago) link

Emperor Bundy

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (four years ago) link

“madam, i’m scott adams”

estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (four years ago) link

Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (four years ago) link

^^^braggin

imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (four years ago) link

Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (four years ago) link

XP fantasy tbu

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (four years ago) link

Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (four years ago) link

congrats dmac

infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (four years ago) link

Will ye stop

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crystal ball yo

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (three years ago) link

you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (three years ago) link

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (three years ago) link

Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style

anvil, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:14 (three years ago) link

painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still occasionally think about this one

ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:15 (three years ago) link

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.

O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.

Stevolende, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:29 (three years ago) link

clearly not ten words

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:31 (three years ago) link

There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.

People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.

MaresNest, Saturday, 18 August 2018 10:34 (three years ago) link

Bono - Morrissey collaboration

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:08 (three years ago) link

socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:51 (three years ago) link

imago
Posted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PM
birdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:54 (three years ago) link

you clearly ordered the wrong thing

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:12 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:20 (three years ago) link

Contagious scaly butt warts

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:23 (three years ago) link

The Beatles featuring Adam Levine

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:25 (three years ago) link

Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:27 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:13 (two years ago) link

Tears that smell like doodoo

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:20 (two years ago) link

water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly

boobie, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

2020

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:37 (one year ago) link

all your cell walls collapse.

haunting. even knowing I don't have any.

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2020 04:23 (one year ago) link

Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:54 (one year ago) link

Dying just restarts your life DVD

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:17 (one year ago) link

xp :D <3 :D

Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:02 (one year ago) link

the world today ... and tomorrow

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:18 (one year ago) link

white privileged theatre group tackle racism

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:19 (one year ago) link

your life has always been narrated by larry king

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:53 (one year ago) link

(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)

also:

you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:05 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end-of-life visits

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:55 (one year ago) link

Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari),

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:09 (one year ago) link

antibiotics don't seem to be working, how's your roommate feeling?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:19 (one year ago) link

your taint appears on MS Teams in Executive meeting

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:23 (one year ago) link

instinctively knowing how to handle that situation (zoom in)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:26 (one year ago) link

Giuliani sponge bath

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:39 (one year ago) link

zooming in on Giuliani spongebathing, trying to prove something

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:45 (one year ago) link

Giuliani handkerchief bath

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:12 (one year ago) link

white pseudoliberal writes play on ethnicity

Stevolende, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 12:28 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Starland Vocal Band, house band in Hell

Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 June 2022 15:33 (one week ago) link


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