invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

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wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:08 (ten years ago) link

D:

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:11 (ten years ago) link

Satan bets he'll make you curse your existance. God accepts.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:11 (ten years ago) link

diarrhea rainstorm

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:15 (ten years ago) link

lol, nice, two words.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (ten years ago) link

girlfriend screams at 4AM, flashlight shines into bedroom window

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (ten years ago) link

really happened^

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:16 (ten years ago) link

old lady standing at the foot of your bed, staring

rent, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:17 (ten years ago) link

omg!

xpost

all your cell walls collapse.

your cock is a spiral ham

Lamp, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:18 (ten years ago) link

looooool

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:19 (ten years ago) link

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

Mordy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:19 (ten years ago) link

bleeding from the ankle in open waters, great white approaching.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:20 (ten years ago) link

parks and recreation marathon

I’ll put you in a f *ckin Weingarten you c*nt! (history mayne), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:20 (ten years ago) link

i wanna hear the rest of that flashlight story!

xpost ha aa haa ha ha ha haaa

bound & gagged by cannibal dwarfs

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:23 (ten years ago) link

the flashlight moved away from the window seconds after my girlfriend woke me up and my initial reaction was, surprisingly, delirious anger. i ran outside in my boxers to see if i could see someone running away but by the time i got out there they were gone. end of story. i'm thinking aliens.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:25 (ten years ago) link

every Cannibal Corpse song ever

the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:29 (ten years ago) link

Ebola everywhere. Bleeding from eyes only a matter of time.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:30 (ten years ago) link

wake up, no light, can't move

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Everything starts catching on fire.

kkvgz, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:42 (ten years ago) link

Oops that's a penis

i maybe does drugs (rip van wanko), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:43 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^ next m. knight shyamalan film.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Relative says "Let's have a big family Christmas!"

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (ten years ago) link

next m. knight shyamalan film.

^^ most terrifying scenario so far

goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Everything starts catching on fire.

― kkvgz, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZ3nICd8uk

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:46 (ten years ago) link

worms start wriggling out the pores of your skin

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:47 (ten years ago) link

world's fattest man sits on you, doesn't get up

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:48 (ten years ago) link

stuck in an elevator for 72 hours

dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:48 (ten years ago) link

Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:50 (ten years ago) link

you are marrying an otter

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:55 (ten years ago) link

you marry an otter who turns out to be gay

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:56 (ten years ago) link

still posting to ILX in 10 years

al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:57 (ten years ago) link

still alive in 10 years

Lamp, Sunday, 18 July 2010 18:59 (ten years ago) link

still D.R.E. in 10 years

al-goreda (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:00 (ten years ago) link

still posting to ILX in 10 years

lol

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (ten years ago) link

The Republicans retake control of the House and Senate.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:04 (ten years ago) link

president palin

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (ten years ago) link

fellow apartment-resident palin

goth (crüt), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:08 (ten years ago) link

palin takes over the tonight show

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:09 (ten years ago) link

While eating a chocolate bar, someone says "That's not chocolate"

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:12 (ten years ago) link

all the world's food becomes carob

del griffith, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:14 (ten years ago) link

soy-based alternative to sex invented & becomes norm

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:15 (ten years ago) link

GB General Election decided by ILX poll

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:16 (ten years ago) link

Every time you fall asleep, you die and are replaced.

Darramouss, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:27 (ten years ago) link

actually alive during your autopsy.

Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)

Michael B, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:30 (ten years ago) link

World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.

StanM, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:31 (ten years ago) link

England wins World Cup

iatee, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:32 (ten years ago) link

Adam Baldwin?

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (three years ago) link

miscavige

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (three years ago) link

nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (three years ago) link

alderweireld limps off

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (three years ago) link

turd in clam chowder

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (three years ago) link

reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:10 (two years ago) link

um

that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread

but just to make it fit the thread:

los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:12 (two years ago) link

Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 06:39 (two years ago) link

Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.

The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 10:23 (two years ago) link

You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (two years ago) link

Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (two years ago) link

Emperor Bundy

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (two years ago) link

“madam, i’m scott adams”

estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (two years ago) link

Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (two years ago) link

^^^braggin

imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (two years ago) link

Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (two years ago) link

XP fantasy tbu

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (two years ago) link

Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (two years ago) link

congrats dmac

infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (two years ago) link

Will ye stop

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crystal ball yo

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (two years ago) link

you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (two years ago) link

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (two years ago) link

Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style

anvil, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:14 (two years ago) link

painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still occasionally think about this one

ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:15 (two years ago) link

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.

O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.

Stevolende, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:29 (two years ago) link

clearly not ten words

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:31 (two years ago) link

There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.

People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.

MaresNest, Saturday, 18 August 2018 10:34 (two years ago) link

Bono - Morrissey collaboration

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:08 (two years ago) link

socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:51 (two years ago) link

imago
Posted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PM
birdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:54 (two years ago) link

you clearly ordered the wrong thing

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:12 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:20 (one year ago) link

Contagious scaly butt warts

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:23 (one year ago) link

The Beatles featuring Adam Levine

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:25 (one year ago) link

Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.

Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:27 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:13 (one year ago) link

Tears that smell like doodoo

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:20 (one year ago) link

water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly

boobie, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

2020

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:37 (three weeks ago) link

all your cell walls collapse.

haunting. even knowing I don't have any.

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2020 04:23 (three weeks ago) link

Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:54 (three weeks ago) link

Dying just restarts your life DVD

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:17 (three weeks ago) link

xp :D <3 :D

Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:02 (three weeks ago) link

the world today ... and tomorrow

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:18 (three weeks ago) link

white privileged theatre group tackle racism

Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:19 (three weeks ago) link

your life has always been narrated by larry king

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:53 (three weeks ago) link

(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)

also:

you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:05 (three weeks ago) link


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