invent a terrifying scenario in 10 words or less

wasps shoot out a/c vents while you're driving

D:

Satan bets he'll make you curse your existance. God accepts.

diarrhea rainstorm

lol, nice, two words.

girlfriend screams at 4AM, flashlight shines into bedroom window

really happened^

old lady standing at the foot of your bed, staring

omg!

xpost

all your cell walls collapse.

your cock is a spiral ham

looooool

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

bleeding from the ankle in open waters, great white approaching.

parks and recreation marathon

i wanna hear the rest of that flashlight story!

xpost ha aa haa ha ha ha haaa

bound & gagged by cannibal dwarfs

the flashlight moved away from the window seconds after my girlfriend woke me up and my initial reaction was, surprisingly, delirious anger. i ran outside in my boxers to see if i could see someone running away but by the time i got out there they were gone. end of story. i'm thinking aliens.

every Cannibal Corpse song ever

Ebola everywhere. Bleeding from eyes only a matter of time.

wake up, no light, can't move

Everything starts catching on fire.

Oops that's a penis

^^^^^^^^^ next m. knight shyamalan film.

Relative says "Let's have a big family Christmas!"

next m. knight shyamalan film.

^^ most terrifying scenario so far

Everything starts catching on fire.

― kkvgz, Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZ3nICd8uk

worms start wriggling out the pores of your skin

world's fattest man sits on you, doesn't get up

stuck in an elevator for 72 hours

Your martini arrives garnished with a tiny shrunken head.

you are marrying an otter

you marry an otter who turns out to be gay

still posting to ILX in 10 years

still alive in 10 years

still D.R.E. in 10 years

still posting to ILX in 10 years

lol

The Republicans retake control of the House and Senate.

president palin

fellow apartment-resident palin

palin takes over the tonight show

While eating a chocolate bar, someone says "That's not chocolate"

all the world's food becomes carob

soy-based alternative to sex invented & becomes norm

GB General Election decided by ILX poll

Every time you fall asleep, you die and are replaced.

actually alive during your autopsy.

Joseph Stalin having butt sex with your mom (without lube)

World Cup Final 2010 : Netherlands vs Spain - Netherlands wins.

England wins World Cup

Adam Baldwin?

miscavige

nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone

alderweireld limps off

turd in clam chowder

reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder

at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.

um

that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread

but just to make it fit the thread:

los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares

Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher

Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.

You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.

Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season

Emperor Bundy

“madam, i’m scott adams”

found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.

Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved

^^^braggin

Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.

XP fantasy tbu

Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet

congrats dmac

Will ye stop

an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon

― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crystal ball yo

you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style

painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still occasionally think about this one

blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance

― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.

O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.

clearly not ten words

There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.

People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.

Bono - Morrissey collaboration

socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour

imago
Posted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PM
birdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea

you clearly ordered the wrong thing

Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor

Contagious scaly butt warts

The Beatles featuring Adam Levine

Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.

Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.

Tears that smell like doodoo

water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly

2020

all your cell walls collapse.

haunting. even knowing I don't have any.

Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Dying just restarts your life DVD

xp :D <3 :D

the world today ... and tomorrow

white privileged theatre group tackle racism

your life has always been narrated by larry king

(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)

also:

you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.