BILL GATES ARRESTED FOR GUI

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Apologies. This is just a childish thread connections attempt with MEL GIBSON ARRESTED FOR DUI.

StanM, Friday, 2 July 2010 15:47 (ten years ago) link

hahahahahaha

ksh, Friday, 2 July 2010 15:48 (ten years ago) link

PLANNED PARENTHOOD ARRESTED FOR IUD

Quantic Dream, So Hard To Beat (Will M.), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:57 (ten years ago) link

FOREIGN IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED FOR ESL

Werner Herr'spotatochips (Stevie D), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:59 (ten years ago) link

this is gonna have a go at "name farts by their sensations" for least funny thread of the year isn't it?

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:01 (ten years ago) link

somebody call snoball

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:01 (ten years ago) link

Oh. Our sense of humor is wrong, is it? Sorry, mister Jordan sir.

StanM, Friday, 2 July 2010 16:06 (ten years ago) link

STANM ARRESTED FOR LOL

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:06 (ten years ago) link

OLD MCDONALD ARRESTED FOR EIEIO

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:09 (ten years ago) link

JAGGER ARRESTED FOR TMI

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:10 (ten years ago) link

BTO ARRESTED FOR TCB

del griffith, Friday, 2 July 2010 16:11 (ten years ago) link

ledge taking us on the right track

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:11 (ten years ago) link

ALL IN THREAD ARRESTED FOR TLA

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:20 (ten years ago) link

somebody call snoball

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:01 (28 minutes ago)

Call me what?

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:31 (ten years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― ksh, Friday, July 2, 2010 10:48 AM (46 minutes ago)

WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:34 (ten years ago) link

was funny til Jordan showed up. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:50 (ten years ago) link

me-ow!

max, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:51 (ten years ago) link

DAVE EGGERS ARRESTED FOR AHWOSG

a hedge maze made of people (Eazy), Friday, 2 July 2010 19:35 (ten years ago) link

BTO ARRESTED FOR TCB

Thread worth it for this alone.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 July 2010 19:37 (ten years ago) link

BABA ARRESTED FOR BUI

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 July 2010 20:20 (ten years ago) link

FRENCH PEOPLE ARRESTED FOR OUI

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 July 2010 20:20 (ten years ago) link

LUNA ARRESTED FOR LIE

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 20:22 (ten years ago) link

STEVE JOBS ARRESTED FOR RFI

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 2 July 2010 20:27 (ten years ago) link

DAVID YOW ARRESTED FOR QUI

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 2 July 2010 20:40 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

Himself and herself are calling it quits

I bet shes antivaxx

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Monday, 3 May 2021 20:46 (one week ago) link

Poor should die .. and here's why

calzino, Monday, 3 May 2021 20:48 (one week ago) link

BILL GATES DIVORCED FOR STD

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 May 2021 21:43 (one week ago) link

Does this mean the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation shall change its name? What would they do with all that custom stationary they had printed up?

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Monday, 3 May 2021 21:55 (one week ago) link

Who gets to run the vaccine mind control? He probably covered that in the pre-nup, I guess.

Someone's about to become a very well-compensated wingman.

henry s, Monday, 3 May 2021 21:59 (one week ago) link

Does this mean the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation shall change its name? What would they do with all that custom stationary they had printed up?

Their press release states that they will continue to run it together, so it seems probable that it will keep the name.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 3 May 2021 22:38 (one week ago) link

who gets which hemisphere

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 3 May 2021 22:47 (one week ago) link

which hemisphere

Wait, what are we talking about exactly?

pomenitul, Monday, 3 May 2021 22:51 (one week ago) link

Kennedy's brain

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 3 May 2021 22:53 (one week ago) link

if she really is an antivaxer they could have two organisations, one to develop vaccines and one to not distribute them

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:00 (one week ago) link

Several of my soc med acquaintances have made a big deal of this news? I am genuinely confused. Do people like them? Idk how it isn't obvious that someone who could solve world hunger, literally, before breakfast, and not notice any difference in their bank account and yet DOESN'T DO THAT, is not a good person.

xo looooool

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:02 (one week ago) link

damn this sucks they were the reason i named my children bill and melinda gates

, Monday, 3 May 2021 23:05 (one week ago) link

Bill probably wanted an open marriage like the dweeb from Silicon Valley.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:32 (one week ago) link

Could he solve world hunger?

treeship., Monday, 3 May 2021 23:46 (one week ago) link

Xp

treeship., Monday, 3 May 2021 23:46 (one week ago) link

He's certainly doing more for the world than most techie dbags

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 3 May 2021 23:48 (one week ago) link

"They" I should've said... including Melinda

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 3 May 2021 23:49 (one week ago) link

here we go again

"MVP Love" (Clay), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:52 (one week ago) link

this thread title is A+++

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:00 (one week ago) link

"He's certainly doing more for the world than most techie dbags"

LOL! good to see US ilx haven't lost their famous sense of humour

calzino, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:26 (one week ago) link

Even if that was true it’s like being the best fascist dictator in Europe. It was kinda cute when Salazar got Truman Show-ed!

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:34 (one week ago) link

most benign "good doctor" since Shipman or Mengele!

calzino, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:41 (one week ago) link

some top bantz from Lord Sugar this morning

Bill Gates divorce. Lawyers must be licking their lips. I wonder if they will use Excel for the calculations. For sure they will use Word for legal communication most probably sent by email using Outlook.

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) May 3, 2021

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 08:30 (one week ago) link

Even if that was true it’s like being the best fascist dictator in Europe. It was kinda cute when Salazar got Truman Show-ed!

All it takes to pwn a Portuguese fascist is a picture of a chair, it's great.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 09:08 (one week ago) link

https://uproxx.com/viral/melinda-gates-bill-gates-jeffrey-epstein/

I hope these stories are being leaked by her people and not just made up.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 8 May 2021 17:25 (three days ago) link

https://www.businessinsider.com/melinda-gates-divorce-bill-gates-since-at-least-2019-wsj-2021-5

wall street journal also running with a story about this

treeship., Monday, 10 May 2021 00:50 (yesterday) link

why the fuck would someone be "friends" with epstein?

treeship., Monday, 10 May 2021 00:51 (yesterday) link

because they were weirdos with limited social aptitude who live isolated lives, and he was a skilled social climber with a gift for blandishments?

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 01:37 (yesterday) link

i think there is something deeper. it doesn't mean gates was involved in the criminal activity, but i think there was something about epstein's operation that led him to be someone gates could gain from knowing.

treeship., Monday, 10 May 2021 01:39 (yesterday) link

i don't want to be a digital detective, but everything about this story is frustrating. so much doesn't add up.

treeship., Monday, 10 May 2021 01:47 (yesterday) link

"Bill and Melinda Gates have been working on their divorce since 2019, WSJ reports"

MS will have the divorce together by the time service pack 1 comes out.

HAR HAR HAR...

The lawyers are waiting for the next blue screen so they can get the code on why the marriage failed.

earlnash, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 01:32 (one hour ago) link

c'mon treesh bring us your conspiracy theories

lukas, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 02:30 (thirty-eight minutes ago) link


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