Tucker Carlson is a dream boat

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anthony, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

He's no Halle Berry.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

he is white and has a penis.

anthony, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Correction: Tucker Carlson is SUCH a dream boat.

Lindsey B, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.bsnn.net/cgi-bin/tucker.jpg

Not my type, really.

Arthur, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Hey, that's not Halle Berry!

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Hey! Where's the bow tie?

Lindsey B, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Does that guy's body go on for ever? I'm imagining it ending in some kind of Jabba the Hut tail.

Graham, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

He's kind of goofy, and looks a lot like my first boyfriend. A definite nah.

Plus, I have always felt he was trying to steal George Will's thunder with the bow tie schtick.

Nicole, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1420000/images/_1424049_c_tucker_15 0.jpg tucker jenkins.

RJG, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Tuck Everlasting

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

R.I.Y.L. Tucker Carlson:

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/6394.jpg

felicity, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

two years pass...
Yes they fired the fucker!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM .20050105.wmotucker0105/BNStory/Entertainment/

svend (svend), Thursday, 6 January 2005 05:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

“I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp,” Mr. Klein [CEO of CNN in the US] said.

OUCH!!

wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 6 January 2005 06:46 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

plum tuckered out cunt.

Frogman Henry, Monday, 10 March 2008 08:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

but-but-but whose bow tie will I direct my burning rage toward now?

The Reverend, Monday, 10 March 2008 08:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

sucks, his show actually became watchable these last few months.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 10 March 2008 08:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Agreed, but my hope is that this means Rachel Maddow will finally get her own TV show! *crosses fingers*

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I hope he stays in DC for a while so I still have a chance to randomly spot him across the street, run through four lanes of traffic, leap over a beggar and break his insipid jaw into seven thousand granules with a single left hook

otherwise I guess I'll see the little shit in hell

El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Oh well, I guess it's David Gregory instead. I wish he would co-host with Tony Snow.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol angry

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:04 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ann coulter is pretty

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

David Gregory is a dream boat

gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 277,000 for david gregory dancing. (0.06 seconds)

gff, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

david gregory's such a bad ass. the way he would occasionally ask a question of tony snow twice! or maybe even a follow-up!

shoulda been maddow.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 08:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

Home at Cato:

"I've admired the Cato Institute since I first read its publications, passed around like samizdat on my college campus," said Carlson of his new affiliation. "When I moved to Washington, I discovered that my impression of Cato had been right: The people I met there were some of the smartest, bravest and most interesting in the city. While others are blinded by expedience or group think, Cato stands on principle, always. I'm honored to be affiliated with it."

Carlson will use his initial time with Cato to focus on writing a book on the state of the American polity. Through other writings as well as media and public speaking appearances, he will also seek to educate the broader public about how the libertarian philosophy differs from the standard liberal and conservative orthodoxies embodied in the two main U.S. political parties.

Somehow I had missed Nat Hentoff had ended up there too.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

he is white and has a penis.

― anthony, Monday, July 8, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw

Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

I like how, in context, that reads like it's supposed to make him more like Halle Berry.

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

Does that guy's body go on for ever? I'm imagining it ending in some kind of Jabba the Hut tail.

― Graham, Monday, July 8, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

i wonder if graham finally did see another person naked

Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

It was ironic, in a way, that it would be the Daily Caller that published e-mails from Journolist. A few weeks ago, its editor, Tucker Carlson, asked if he could join the list. After asking other members, I said no, that the rules had worked so far to protect people, and the members weren't comfortable changing them.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/06/on_journolist_and_dave_weigel.html
In any case, Journolist is done now.

kamerad, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

lol.

Glenn Greenwald
6:23 PM (1 hour ago)

Hi Tucker - I'm interested in the remarks you made today about Iran; specifically, that it "deserves to be annihilated" ( http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/02/22/430302/tucker-carlson-iran-annihilated/ ). I have a few questions about that:

(1) Do you have any specific ideas for how Iran should be annihilated? Do you favor a ground invasion, or a nuclear attack, or carpet bombing or something else? I realize you included the caveat that we should assess what effect it would have on energy prices, but assuming that's not an impediment, how should the annihiliation be achieved?

(2) Given your history of being a vocal proponent of American wars, have you ever considered enlistening and fighting in any of the wars you favor? I'm not suggesting that's an obligation for war advocacy: i'm just genuinely curious if you have considered it, and if so, why haven't you done it?

(3) When formulating your thoughts about annihilation, did you give any thought to how many Iranians would be killed from that? Do you have any idea of how many would die? Is there some number that's unacceptable to you?

Thanks -

Glenn Greenwald
SALON

________________

Tucker Carlson
6:25 PM (1 hour ago)

This is so dumb on so many levels I can't respond on my iPhone. What's your number? I'll call.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh my god i hate both of them. i guess when gg complains that the media is too subservient this is what he thinks they should be doing. holy shit.

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm not suggesting that's an obligation for war advocacy: i'm just genuinely curious if you have considered it, and if so, why haven't you done it?

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Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

. i guess when gg complains that the media is too subservient this is what he thinks they should be doing.

this is exactly what they should be doing!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

i think they should ask questions that the answers matter to, not leading questions designed to titillate your blogspot readership

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

This nimrod says Iran should be annihilated and then says he "misspoke"? Last week Diane Sawyer and Brian Ross practically begged Iran to attack us in the Strait of Hormuz.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

he's also terrible, but asking him why he never thought to serve in the military is such a groaningly transparent question

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

i think they should ask questions that the answers matter to, not leading questions designed to titillate your blogspot readership

As to the first part of your sentence, he did; as for the second part, c'est la guerre.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

if gg was more honest he would've sent him these three questions instead:

1. Are you a secret psychopath?
2. When did you stop being a secret psychopath?
3. Are you a chickenhawk?

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's not titillation: that's tantric Stingsex.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

to whom does the answer to the chickenhawk question matter? it's scoring a political point.

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

BREAKING NEWS: Tucker Carlson Admits He 'Never Seriously Considered' Serving in Army

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

haters be hatin'

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

I've always been pretty surprised by how many people actually email GG back given his track record up putting up email exchanges on the web without asking them.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I find Greenwald admirable and annoying in equal measure but he isn't the first smug, sanctimonious egotist to do invaluable political work. It comes with the territory.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

he says in his column that Carlson asked for part of this to be kept off the record and he complied.

xp

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

Morbz, I don't object to anything you've written here but I want to support your religious convictions and I believe posting on this thread may go against one of your self-declared principles. <3 much love enjoy pitchers & catchers!

Mordy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

no, anyone on CNN counts as showbiz

enjoy anemic Phillie offense

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

Assuming all of the allegations in the article are true, Carlson and Coglianese fail to do one important thing. They do not rebut or even attempt to rebut any of the reporting that Media Matters has made regarding inaccurate or misleading comments in conservative media.

curmudgeon, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Alex Pareene lets it rip:

Here’s how dedicated Carlson is to producing quality journalism: He hired, as his executive editor, a former strategist for Berman and Co., the “communications firm” that specializes in the creation of shadowy front groups and biased “research” for their clients in major industries. A man whose job was to deceive journalists on behalf of corporations, as editor. He hired Ginni Thomas — the wife of Clarence Thomas, major Tea Party figure and complete weirdo — as a special correspondent, mere months after Thomas had explicitly lied to a Caller reporter.

Carlson is now engaged in giving the people — the idiotic, angry, paranoid people — what they want, which became incredibly apparent once the Caller began tackling the Trayvon Martin tragedy by launching a campaign to prove that Martin had been a thug. It was barrel-scraping racist garbage. Martin’s Twitter feed and social media presence were cherry-picked to make him seem scary because he engaged in adolescent macho posturing. It was convincing proof that Martin wasn’t as “innocent” as he seemed, if your definition of “innocence” is “not young, black and male.” Asinine race-related trolling is now a major Caller beat, naturally, because, again, it’s good for traffic. I don’t think Carlson is remotely as racist as he is sexist and homophobic, which just makes it even grosser that he’s willing to exploit conservative racism for fun and profit.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 April 2012 15:58 (six years ago) Permalink

factoid the berman in berman and co is David berman of the silver Jews dad

lag∞n, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:03 (six years ago) Permalink

lol yeah I remember the huge piece Berman wrote about that.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:10 (six years ago) Permalink

Also, Tucker Carlson is one of those people who is just so intrinsically horrible and bad for America that I would happily shove him, screaming, into a blazing furnace.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:11 (six years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

downtown California, exposed!

Check out part of my interview with Fabio! pic.twitter.com/vDbnswrV0t

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) March 30, 2018

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

i love the tone of tucker's voice. he sounds like he's trying to believe in real time what he's thinking / saying. you've got this, tuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwvMI9JF20

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 18:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

I have a hard time caring about corporate advertisers boycotting Tucker Carlson when they've been boycotting progressive programming since the invention of commercial broadcasting. They've always had "the power to decide what ideas should be discussed." https://t.co/WffLZm4DGO pic.twitter.com/6Einu4Je3Q

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) December 20, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:14 (three months ago) Permalink

this thread title looool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:20 (three months ago) Permalink

There was a time when I would've fucked him -- without the bowtie, of course.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:22 (three months ago) Permalink

he is white and has a penis.
― anthony, Monday, July 8, 2002 5:00 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:23 (three months ago) Permalink

I'm....not sure about the latter?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:23 (three months ago) Permalink

Cloaca surely

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:24 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

very surprising to learn that he’s the sort of guy who knows the age of consent in every state.

https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

JoeStork, Monday, 11 March 2019 05:11 (one week ago) Permalink

Jesus h Christ

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:43 (one week ago) Permalink

"Media Matters caught me saying something naughty on a radio show more than a decade ago," he said. "Rather than express the usual ritual contrition, how about this: I’m on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch. Anyone who disagrees with my views is welcome to come on and explain why."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:45 (one week ago) Permalink

'something naughty'

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:46 (one week ago) Permalink

i feel like the scales of cosmic justice would go some way to achieving balance if bubba the love sponge played a role in bringing down both gawker media and tucker carlson but i'm not holding my breath tbh

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:47 (one week ago) Permalink

there are several points in those quotes where bubba is acting as the voice of reason to what tucker is saying, which is pretty incredible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:49 (one week ago) Permalink

see they never apologize, not sure why the left is so eager to apologize for even the most minor non-infraction when that high road thing just doesn't make a difference.

omar little, Monday, 11 March 2019 16:13 (one week ago) Permalink

was carlson using basic before kreayshawn ?!

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:19 (one week ago) Permalink

1. I don't like it when people say shocking things to shock jocks.

2. I like it less when we data-mine a person's past to blast them out of the marketplace of ideas. Were people actually outraged by Tucker's comments? Or vengefully gleeful to find them? https://t.co/p1ZxVoQ1VB

— David French (@DavidAFrench) March 11, 2019

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:22 (one week ago) Permalink

¿¿¿¿PORQUE NO LOS DOS, CABRON????

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:24 (one week ago) Permalink

anyone using the phrase ‘marketplace of ideas’ with a straight face should be dropped down a lift-shaft

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:36 (one week ago) Permalink

fox news, the marketplace of ideas

mh, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:27 (one week ago) Permalink

i've never wanted to punch a haircut until Tucker came along

anyway, looks like he's going on "vacation"

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:30 (one week ago) Permalink

he'll be an NFL commentator soon

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:39 (one week ago) Permalink

doubt that

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:53 (one week ago) Permalink

see they never apologize, not sure why the left is so eager to apologize for even the most minor non-infraction when that high road thing just doesn't make a difference.

― omar little,

I don't understand why he would apologize over this or why anyone would expect him to. Who exactly would he be apologizing to? His viewers? His viewers agree with him

anvil, Thursday, 14 March 2019 04:35 (one week ago) Permalink


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