DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

a horribly formed thread title for horribly formed times

luckily I was too hungover to find the bleach this morning

let's have a sweep on when the Nu SDP breaks away from Clegg's softcore Tory party

"a good comparison would be pizza, yeah? The first person to put ham & pineapple together and you think, that's gonna be horrible, yeah?"

FIVE YEARS OF THIS

NOT IF I FIND THE BLEACH

So farewell then, Liberal Democrat party.
Cynical people may have accused you
Of being a touchy-feely version of the Tories.
But it turns out
You weren't that touchy-feely tbh.

what a horribly formed "coalition"

So farewell then, Liberal Democrat party.
Cynical people may have accused you
Of being a touchy-feely version of the Tories.
But it turns out
You weren't that touchy-feely tbh.

― Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 Bookmark

Well this is not a great start for the opposition!

Remember when people were all like "don't be stupid they're not really a bunch of Tory shitbags" and then it turned out they were really a bunch of Tory shitbags?

Ham & Pineapple is one of the most popular pizzas! If you can sell that disgusting combination...maybe there is hope for the LDs.

Remember when Labour and the LDs and SDLP put together got less than 326 MPs?

Ham & Pineapple is a dope combination and people need to a) stop fronting, and b) stop tarnishing it with LD/Tory comparisons.

^^^

Remember when Labour and the LDs and SDLP put together got less than 326 MPs?

Not sure how this equates with "let's get it on with Cameron" tbh

I am loving the line "we will put aside party differences and work together for the common good", like "party differences" doesn't mean "disagreements about how to achieve the common good".

But this is for the National Good! Just feel the National Goodness flowing thru the country even as we kvetch

Ham & Pineapple is a dope combination

The seeds of opposition infighting have been sown!

Someone had to get it on with someone, and one of those someones was always going to be the conservatives. is your problem really that they've entered a formal coalition rather than confidence and supply?

Someone had to get it on with someone

Why?

My problem is £6b cuts this year which I didn't see in the LD manifesto.

I mean I only skimmed through it obviously.

The LDs have more in common with Labour than Con and not much in common with either tbh, so those "they're not Tory shitbags" people were right, but you don't always get to form a coalition with the party your policies are most aligned with. Something to do with MPs and votes of confidence and the ability to pass legislation iirc.

srsly I am gonna be less radge when I've had breakfast, but I'm not sure why you'd think this was a reasonable or rational move for the LDs given their alleged political principles.

Someone had to get it on with someone

Why?

― Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what was the alternative?

republican-style shutdown

or c&s

Relax, it's not like they put rocket on that pizza.

Oh wait I tell a lie - We have already identified over £15 billion of savings in government spending per year - so £6b not so bad then. Unless savings aren't the same as cuts.

tory minority government may have be easier to swallow, but it still involves a formal relationship with the LDs. i don't get the impression your problem is the details of the relationship, but the fact that it exists at all, in which case yes, go and have yr breakfast ; )

You do realise we're going to have to look at this thread title for the next FIVE YEARS?

Surely they can't just go "right, we're having fixed-term parliaments"? It's a pretty big constitutional change that someone needs to approve, right?

And if we're having fixed-term Parliaments at least fix them at four years...

what was the alternative?

refusing to support a party whose policies you're supposed to be opposed to?

Also why are the LDs so keen on AV all of a sudden? AV is less proportional than FPTP from what I can see, it'd only enforce a two-party squeeze. Is this just reform for reform's sake?

republican-style shutdown doesn't work in the parliamentary system. we'd have to have had an election in june. would have been seen as "waaah i didn't get the result i wanted, let's have another election".

NV isn't angry about the distinction between C&S and coalition.

Tories in this incarnation certainly don't have a mandate for five years of power, so how could five years happen?

it can't and it won't

Even from a "lol the Labour party needed to die" perspective I was only half-kidding about Lloyd George. When you've been out of power for 90-odd years it mightn't be the best thing to do to repeat the same mistake that killed yr party the next time you get a sight of the big time.

it won't last five years because the lib dem rank and file comprises men and women of character and backbone who won't be able to stomach.... oh shit

at least he looks sorta guilty about this

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/12/1273654747693/David-Cameron-Nick-Clegg--001.jpg

The Libdems are basically as split as every other party, but the right wing - the Orange Book brigade (with the exception of Susan Kramer - ahh diddums) - have got everything they wanted (and more) despite the party's wishes at conferences. Pretty clever moves all round. Ignore your party, lose seats = power!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU

clegg has only been in parliament for five years. no-one knows ne thing about him. can we see his birth certificate?

I was too busy watching Blackpool's march to the Prem last night, can Clegg get this deal thru his MPs?

One of your top guys playing second fiddle to Cameron and the other playing second fiddle to Osborne doesn't strike me as power really worth having. They're going to be treated like shit once the novelty of power wears off for the Tories, the question is how much they can stand.

DIDN'T THE DAILY MAIL SAY HE WAS BORN IN...RUSSIA?

xp
I don't think he needs to now, but I'm confused at what the LDs actually do (as opposed to what they say they're gonna do).

can Clegg get this deal thru his MPs?

they put up a brave, brave fight, there were many resignations and declarations of principle, but in the end...

no-one knows ne thing about him.

Louis Theroux knows.

I was too busy watching Blackpool's march to the Prem last night, can Clegg get this deal thru his MPs?

They voted unanimously in favour of it.

There's some slight satisfaction in all yr darkest cynicism being proved right, I guess.

DIDN'T THE DAILY MAIL SAY HE WAS BORN IN...RUSSIA?

Aye half Russian half Dutch, Spanish wife, speaks far too many languages iirc.

Don't the LDs realise they've basically wiped themselves out for decades? Are they going to campaign separately and against the Conservatives at the next election while defending the exact same record?

You know how takeovers are sometimes called mergers then everyone forgets the little guy?

I'm sure this is the longest period, within living memory, I've gone without seeing Kelvin MacKenzie on a television screen. Bliss.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/14754801_6229ff0619_o.jpg

^ did they ever get to the bottom of this leak?

don't really wanna think about leak in conjunction with saddam's tighty whities

it is a stain upon our conscience

i think he's spotted a bug in there

The Saudi who owns c. 10 per cent of NewsCorp apparently demanded Brooks should go, and so she went.

That'd make one hell of an all time great Daily Express headline.

Amazed that nobody's used SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY, RUPERT

BROOKS' NOTW DESCENT

The Saudi who owns c. 10 per cent of NewsCorp apparently demanded Brooks should go, and so she went.

ARAB SPRINGS BROOKS

would've thought the Sun wd go with something about Muslims oppressing our women

YOU BURKA! ARAB BINS OUR REBEKAH

Hmmmm:

In an email to officials, dole scrounger Bakri pleaded: “The current situation in Beirut left me without any choice but to appeal to you to grant me a visit visa to see my children for one month."

Now a Sun investigation can reveal Bakri, 48, told supporters to hand over money to his son as much as four months ago. In an internet exchange in June, Bakri was asked by a would-be follower how he could donate money to help back his brand of Islamic extremism.

booming prescott quote:

The former deputy prime minister said that, in her resignation letter, Brooks talked about not being able to remain "on the bridge". As a former seafarer, he found this strange, he said. "I would not like her on the bridge, if she did not know what was going on, where she was going or what direction it was."

lol seafarer

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/7/15/1310722949261/8-October-2002-Brooks-wit-016.jpg

lol i actually thought BROOKS WAS HOLDING A DAGGER in this pic, just casually, just holding a dagger
but it's her dress

w still s

... then sell the story afterwards

natch

has there ever been a more pre-Raphaelite icon of evil?

she is the prototypical ws of shame

last night the corporate death knell was sounded for Brooks after the second largest shareholder in News Corporation gave an extraordinary interview to BBC's Newsnight from his yacht in Cannes: "For sure she has to go, you bet she has to go," declared Saudi Prince Al Waleed bin Talal Alsaud.

YACHT'S ALL, FOLKS

BROOKS: CANNESED!

BROOKS OUTTIE AS SAUDI FLOUTS DADDY

that's not a dagger on her sleeve, it's a cut made by slivers of doubt

the sentence for the gilmour kid is excessive

same w/ the other nudnik who was smashed up tory hq or w/e

was

^^^The footballers who gangbanged the 12-year-old got two years....

Brooks could be wearing Comme and it would still look like she was dressed head to toe in Primark from three years ago. She's that sort of woman. /fashionistashade

news int vermin must think they're clear if they're getting rid of a useful distraction so soon

16 months for throwing a bin and jumping on a car does, yes, seem just a tad much

this only got big cuz of DEAD CHILDREN, i'm not sure computer hacking will atract nearly the same vitriol

8 months in jail for Gilmour is fucking disgusting, half the student population of the country shd be shitting themselves tonight.

that said I cdn't possibly have been so mobile on an acid and valium cocktail

i think that's probably true at least as far as public opinion is concerned, but there's scope for much more serious criminal offences the the kind of computer hacking rumoured xp

It's 16 months (yeah yeah I know he'll be out in 8). Can Gilmour appeal? OTOH he threw a wheelie bin at CHARLES AND CAMILLA OH NOES. xp

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Sometimes I wonder how anyone over 25 takes Laurie Penny seriously.[NB: the cenotaph incident wasn't what he was jailed for]

More broadly though, that jail sentence is plainly OTT.

16 months? Fuck, GARY Gilmore only did 4 months in prison.

I guess he he was shot by firing squad at the end of it though, so fair play.

i think that's probably true at least as far as public opinion is concerned, but there's scope for much more serious criminal offences the the kind of computer hacking rumoured xp

― caek, Friday, July 15, 2011 1:55 PM (2 minutes ago)

hopefully

^^^awaiting more of caek's insidery stuff tbh, JUICY.

DL, it's the lefty version of WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN. OTOH the comparisons with sexual harassment sentences are on point.

i think it's probably time to lock this, start a new uk normal politics thread, and spin off a newscorp/uk end of season finale/brooks did 9/11 thread

I wouldn't want someone jailed if they lobbed a bin at my car whilst I was driving it, but I'd definitely want some sort of punishment that would be more than a mild inconvenience to them

xpost -- Start up the new threads and I'll lock this one down.

any objections?

just want to continue the DEM/CON theme pour irriter les feebs

suzy - Exactly. Shame one of the most widely-read left-wing writers in Britain is such a sucker for glib, student-bar non-analogies.

Idea to start two new threads strongly seconded BTW

ok gimme a sec

DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

gonna miss this thread. i had a lovely time.

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