worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Gringo Sushi
We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "raw fish and seaweed". Gringo Sushi is rolled with rice paper and filled with anything from BBQ Brisket to Cajun Chicken.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 13
Kemosabe Roll $6.95 6
Texas Club $6.95 4
NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95 4
Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95 3
Big Bird on Fire $6.95 2
Jackass Roll $6.95 2
Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95 1


2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

Texas Club $6.95
Cajun chicken, bacon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & Caesar dressing wrapped in sushi rice with tapioca paper.

NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95
Roasted turkey, jalapenos, pepper jack, avocados, green onions, mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise wrapped in sushi rice and tapioca paper. First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Kemosabe Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, BBQ beef brisket, french fries, crispy onions & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Big Bird on Fire $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, blackened chicken, french fries & a sweet chili sauce.

Jackass Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95
Grilled marinated teriyaki chicken, wrapped with avocado, mandarin oranges, crushed wontons and lettuce in tapioca paper. Served with a teriyaki dipping sauce.

Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, crunchy tempura bits, avocado, cucumber, julienne vegetables, daikon sprouts served with a ponzu dipping sauce.

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, tempura chicken & eel sauce.

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Winner!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

kemosabe roll -- aka brisket sushi

http://www.cuisinecapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/P42100441.JPG

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

killer thread!

voted kemosabe

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

where is the "fuck you, guy fieri" poll option

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

i didn't notice the name of the only one that looked remotely palatable--oh lol it's the "earthy crunchy" roll

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

Big Bird On Fire couldn't be worse if it actually was Big Bird, on fire

Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

i voted for NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 tbh -- turkey, pepper jack cheese AND SUSHI RICE

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

o jesus

just sayin, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

voted hidden chicken cause i don't dig orange w/savory dishes, but am starving and would gobble up all the other ones and then scream. I might have the order of that reversed.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

*BARFS*

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

i love how this sentence loses absolutely none of its meaning if you write it like this

We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "gay raw fish and seaweed, which is what fags eat"

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

hey guys i'm going to post the names of some other items at this establishment

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

Koi Fish Tacos – (just kidding!) $6.95

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places? "oh this is just too healthy, americans won't eat it. deep fry some shit quick"??

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Eddie’s Mommy (Eda-Mame) $4.25

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Tootsie Roll $9.95
A tempura battered roll with smoked salmon, cream cheese, togarashi (chili powder), green onion, & eel sauce drizzled over the top.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places?

????

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Jumpin’ Jack Fish Roll $11.95
w/ cream cheese, pepper jack cheese, jalapeño, togarashi, green onion, hamachi, and eel sauce.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

jesus fucking christ

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

NEW! Wonton Wonderland $6.25
3 flash fried wontons, dredged in cinnamon sugar, with vanilla ice cream between layers. Topped with raspberry, white chocolate, chocolate and caramel sauces finished with whipped cream and dusted with powdered sugar.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.

nickn, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:37 (one year ago) Permalink

how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 05:43 (one year ago) Permalink

Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 09:50 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Just what the world needed: Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri erotic fanfic!

Mildly NSFW: http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 May 2016 15:32 (one year ago) Permalink

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DJP, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:26 (one year ago) Permalink

Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:35 (one year ago) Permalink

Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:18 (one year ago) Permalink

lock thread

pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:03 (one year ago) Permalink

speechless

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:24 (one year ago) Permalink

holeeeey sheeeiiitt

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 02:38 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-revamped-planet-hollywood-will-include-guy-fieri-burger-menu-upgraded-visuals-20160818-story.html

“People enjoy his twists on food and his attitude, as opposed to stuffy chefs,” Earl said.

maura, Saturday, 20 August 2016 02:34 (ten months ago) Permalink

my friend is going to the Epcot Food &a Wine festival and has invited me. It''s kind of expensive by it might be the weekend Wang Chung is playing or something?

possible Fieri content in Disney not a selling point

mh, Saturday, 20 August 2016 14:16 (ten months ago) Permalink

And Fieri could be hiding in any one of those character costumes, waiting to jump out try to do a 'cool' complicated handshake with you.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Saturday, 20 August 2016 15:46 (ten months ago) Permalink

I was researching the charming tropical fish called the cowfish when this popped up.

https://www.thecowfish.com/images/promo_photos/elvis_burger.png

Burgushi

The Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!

https://www.thecowfish.com/locations/?l=1&c=4

mick signals, Monday, 29 August 2016 00:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

This place exists here. Not as offensive though

https://www.facebook.com/SushiBurgerMelbourne/

écorché (S-), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:53 (nine months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.fiericon.com/fieri-con-info/

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:11 (seven months ago) Permalink

WHAT IS VISION BEHIND FIERICON?

The idea for FieriCon is based on several simple visions:

1. A couple is out for a nice casual Saturday at their local watering hole. They're sitting down, looking into each other's eyes, sharing a plate of bruschetta and commenting on how much they love September in New York. Right as the guy is about to make a cheesy comment about how he loves her more than he loves September...BOOOM...60 people dressed up as Guy Fieri come rolling into the bar screaming, "Welcome to Flavor Town!"

2. The sayings. Guy Fieri's sayings are one of a kind. He can describe a bacon cheeseburger as being "Gangster" and make it sound appetizing. This day is dedicated to talking like Guy Fieri. I don't want to feel persecuted for describing food as being off the hook, I want to be celebrated for that.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 November 2016 14:16 (seven months ago) Permalink

There was a moment in August where I seriously thought about starting to grow out my hair so as to go as Guy Fieri for Halloween but I didn't and I really regret it now. So next year.

joygoat, Thursday, 17 November 2016 15:56 (seven months ago) Permalink

You have to.

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:34 (six months ago) Permalink

except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (six months ago) Permalink

culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (six months ago) Permalink

can we poll these

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (six months ago) Permalink

I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (six months ago) Permalink

this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:59 (six months ago) Permalink

to think we once lived in a fieri-free world

it was a flavorless place

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 November 2016 20:09 (six months ago) Permalink

I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like

¶ (DJP), Monday, 28 November 2016 21:00 (six months ago) Permalink

Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.

écorché (S-), Monday, 28 November 2016 23:56 (six months ago) Permalink

50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:59 (six months ago) Permalink

Where is PLEASE KILL ME NOW

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 01:07 (six months ago) Permalink

"HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GUY FIERI VISITS A RESTAURANT" (Despite my caps, a positive take.)

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/guy-fieri-diners-drive-ins-dives-behind-scenes

nickn, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (six months ago) Permalink

guy fieri came to a nearby bagel shop and invented a jalopeno bagel for them, which is still on the menu even though guy fieri has left. i had it. it's alright.

Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:17 (six months ago) Permalink

I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good

Spottie, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:35 (six months ago) Permalink

Fieri walk with me

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:27 (six months ago) Permalink

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:28 (six months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

RIP

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (two months ago) Permalink

jk he's still alive

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (two months ago) Permalink

is he tho?

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:49 (two months ago) Permalink

(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:51 (two months ago) Permalink

which is protected by the Palate Police

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:52 (two months ago) Permalink

I'm confused by his shoes - did he make them himself?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 08:36 (two months ago) Permalink

US astronaut Jack Fischer, 43, told his wife the journey to the International Space Station from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan was "a burrito of awesomeness smothered in awesome sauce".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-21/us-russian-crew-reach-international-space-station/8459876

écorché (S-), Friday, 21 April 2017 02:54 (two months ago) Permalink

at least it wasn't donkey sauce

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:09 (two months ago) Permalink

Kinda sad an astronaut is less creative than our man Fieri. He must be really good at flying his space buggy.

écorché (S-), Monday, 24 April 2017 01:48 (two months ago) Permalink

T'fuck is a dabbing. Some kind of ridic dance, clearly.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 05:39 (two months ago) Permalink


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