worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Gringo Sushi
We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "raw fish and seaweed". Gringo Sushi is rolled with rice paper and filled with anything from BBQ Brisket to Cajun Chicken.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 13
Kemosabe Roll $6.95 6
Texas Club $6.95 4
NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95 4
Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95 3
Big Bird on Fire $6.95 2
Jackass Roll $6.95 2
Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95 1


2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

Texas Club $6.95
Cajun chicken, bacon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & Caesar dressing wrapped in sushi rice with tapioca paper.

NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95
Roasted turkey, jalapenos, pepper jack, avocados, green onions, mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise wrapped in sushi rice and tapioca paper. First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Kemosabe Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, BBQ beef brisket, french fries, crispy onions & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Big Bird on Fire $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, blackened chicken, french fries & a sweet chili sauce.

Jackass Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95
Grilled marinated teriyaki chicken, wrapped with avocado, mandarin oranges, crushed wontons and lettuce in tapioca paper. Served with a teriyaki dipping sauce.

Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, crunchy tempura bits, avocado, cucumber, julienne vegetables, daikon sprouts served with a ponzu dipping sauce.

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, tempura chicken & eel sauce.

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Winner!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

kemosabe roll -- aka brisket sushi

http://www.cuisinecapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/P42100441.JPG

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

killer thread!

voted kemosabe

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

where is the "fuck you, guy fieri" poll option

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

i didn't notice the name of the only one that looked remotely palatable--oh lol it's the "earthy crunchy" roll

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

Big Bird On Fire couldn't be worse if it actually was Big Bird, on fire

Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

i voted for NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 tbh -- turkey, pepper jack cheese AND SUSHI RICE

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

o jesus

just sayin, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

voted hidden chicken cause i don't dig orange w/savory dishes, but am starving and would gobble up all the other ones and then scream. I might have the order of that reversed.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

*BARFS*

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

i love how this sentence loses absolutely none of its meaning if you write it like this

We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "gay raw fish and seaweed, which is what fags eat"

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

hey guys i'm going to post the names of some other items at this establishment

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

Koi Fish Tacos – (just kidding!) $6.95

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places? "oh this is just too healthy, americans won't eat it. deep fry some shit quick"??

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Eddie’s Mommy (Eda-Mame) $4.25

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

Tootsie Roll $9.95
A tempura battered roll with smoked salmon, cream cheese, togarashi (chili powder), green onion, & eel sauce drizzled over the top.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places?

????

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Jumpin’ Jack Fish Roll $11.95
w/ cream cheese, pepper jack cheese, jalapeño, togarashi, green onion, hamachi, and eel sauce.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

jesus fucking christ

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

NEW! Wonton Wonderland $6.25
3 flash fried wontons, dredged in cinnamon sugar, with vanilla ice cream between layers. Topped with raspberry, white chocolate, chocolate and caramel sauces finished with whipped cream and dusted with powdered sugar.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Motley que

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 02:37 (two months ago) Permalink

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 02:51 (two months ago) Permalink

https://imgur.com/a/jxjvq

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 02:51 (two months ago) Permalink

is there a sauce for the fries y/n

mh, Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:03 (two months ago) Permalink

Y

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:08 (two months ago) Permalink

that looks like a pretzel fish tried to eat english food, died, and then they dredged it out of the bay and stuck it in the oven for 12 minutes at 425

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:24 (two months ago) Permalink

i'm hungry af and that looks p good to me idk

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:25 (two months ago) Permalink

oh I'd eat it too but the key aspects of my experience would be hot sauce and strong drink

come to think, those are the key ingredients in most of my favorite prandial actions

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 03:34 (two months ago) Permalink

rip quincie

.oO (silby), Sunday, 3 September 2017 04:20 (two months ago) Permalink

oh no they have been converted to the ways of the Fieri

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 04:35 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:08 (two months ago) Permalink

I alive

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:08 (two months ago) Permalink

99 problems and dessert aint one

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:09 (two months ago) Permalink

Much drink menu happened. Headed home now to die a little bit.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:10 (two months ago) Permalink

Harbl so awesome, thank u guy 4 brings us together

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:11 (two months ago) Permalink

Needs so much water mow

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:13 (two months ago) Permalink

Mow Mow Uprising

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:19 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/Sf1CXQH.jpg

THE END

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:22 (two months ago) Permalink

rip quincie, u died a hero imo

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 September 2017 05:33 (two months ago) Permalink

you know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have that taste in your mouth that is a combination of alcohol dehydration and i ate way too much sugar

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:39 (two months ago) Permalink

q was like "oh the guy fieri store is closed!" then ran off to the bathroom. then the bartender, the poor guy fieri bartender, asked ME, "oh i can get in there, do you want any guy merch?"

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:45 (two months ago) Permalink

I drank like a gallon of water throughout the night. But I woke up with nary a bellyache!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:47 (two months ago) Permalink

i have heartburn

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:37 (two months ago) Permalink

Sounds like a fruitful expedition. So, what Guy merch did you buy?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:48 (two months ago) Permalink

wake-up call from Guy

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:50 (two months ago) Permalink

Remember, he doesn't make money from his food: you can't make a profit with that much donkey sauce. It's the branded wallet chains and shot glasses that help pay for little Fieri's braces and piano lessons.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:58 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.1jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:18 (two months ago) Permalink

oops

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:19 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:19 (two months ago) Permalink

That's a cocktail napkin, but also the design of the cloth dinner napkins. Not actually available at the closed merch store, tho.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:20 (two months ago) Permalink

Here's the Vegas Fries, which were actually my favorite thing I think:

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:20 (two months ago) Permalink

dammit

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:21 (two months ago) Permalink

FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/TmdlRxu.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:21 (two months ago) Permalink

The blue-sabi was actually quite nice!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:22 (two months ago) Permalink

The bright red drink in the middle was actually OK! We ordered a second one!

https://i.imgur.com/PKpbbF2.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:23 (two months ago) Permalink

In the background you can see the FROZEN SHOT DISPENSER. Frozen shots were actually the biggest disappointment of the night. Somehow I was convinced that the shots would be the consistency of a slushy; instead, they were just cold. shots.

https://i.imgur.com/5oa9M0p.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:25 (two months ago) Permalink

Cheesecake challenge is best enjoyed with red wine, apparently:

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:27 (two months ago) Permalink

That dessert looks frightening.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 September 2017 23:48 (two months ago) Permalink

it was so enormous. it had crunchy things made of clustered potato chips, which quincie hammered apart with the spoon.

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:24 (two months ago) Permalink

Yeah sorry about that, I was pretty aggressive but man, those things were hard!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:43 (two months ago) Permalink

I think the cheesecake filling was quite OK, good texture and not too sweet. But the crust was shit. Mostly I was grateful that it wasn't a a huge amorphous blob with a bag of old bay Utz potato chips dumped on top.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:44 (two months ago) Permalink

How was the crab

.oO (silby), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:46 (two months ago) Permalink

it all looks like stuff i would eat imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:52 (two months ago) Permalink

Crab fondue did not happen. We were three mortals and had to make some tough choices :(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:56 (two months ago) Permalink

this is good #content, thx for your sacrifice quincie

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 September 2017 10:24 (two months ago) Permalink

i mourn the uneaten crab fondue

and resolve perhaps some day to make my own

imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:39 (two months ago) Permalink

this doesn't count right List your culinary disasters.

imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:41 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

http://www.upworthy.com/a-bbq-rig-appeared-outside-a-wildfire-shelter-a-famous-chef-was-cooking-inside?c=ufb1

This fucker has plenty of sins to atone for, so this is a start.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:21 (one month ago) Permalink

not revealed: the fire was his out of control bbq pit

mh, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:22 (one month ago) Permalink

lol

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:23 (one month ago) Permalink


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