Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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Everyone in the cabin putting their seat back is a kind of collective passive aggression that makes the flight less enjoyable for all

calstars, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

the only flights i ever take anymore are international flights but i will be fucked if i’m not putting my seat back every single time

BESIDES

the “upright position” means the seat-back is slightly forward anyway because airlines are assholes so “back” is barely reclining anyway

if that makes me a savage i dont care

Agree with all of this. My last 3 plane trips were Newark/Norway (twice) and Newark/Stockholm. I'm 6'2". I'm putting my seat back as far as it will go, and if I have an aisle seat I am sticking my fucking legs out into the aisle. Planes fucking suck; do everything you can to maximize your personal comfort, because I guarantee you no one else on the plane (crew or fellow passengers) gives the tiniest fuck about you.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

EXACTLY

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link

nah fuck that. it's a collective action problem. have some moral backbone.

adam, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link

My actual spine > my "moral backbone"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link

I am flying for a cumulative 54 hours this month. I am going to die. I did finally start using knee high compression socks though.

Yerac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link

#leanback

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link

vg + unperson otm

I had to fly Spirit last week, the seats don't even go back! It is like leaning forward.

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:29 (four years ago) link

if a seat goes back it goes back

talk to the manufacturer if you have a problem with that

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 06:49 (four years ago) link

thanks for this insight into the mind of a savage

ogmor, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:38 (four years ago) link

we were consulted in the initial design fyi the system works

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 08:03 (four years ago) link

amidst the discomfort there is a twinge of satisfaction at the systems failure to work when the person in front of me tries to recline their seat and it immediately hits my knees and doesn't move

ogmor, Thursday, 6 June 2019 08:16 (four years ago) link

the twinge id feel there would probably be my knees

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 08:16 (four years ago) link

You know there's a cheap plastic widget you can buy which you attach to your tray table and which prevents the person in front of you from putting their seat back. I've never tried it but then again I normally fly business class.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Thursday, 6 June 2019 08:55 (four years ago) link

There is literally nothing you can do to make flying Ryanair anything less than an ordeal tbf.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 09:01 (four years ago) link

... other than not flying Ryanair.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 09:01 (four years ago) link

At least Ryanair don't go long-haul.

Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Thursday, 6 June 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link

The last time I flew Ryanair was when my Easyjet flight to Belfast got cancelled and the Ryanair desk immediately doubled the prices of their flight to Dublin plus wanted to charge us something like £60 to print out boarding passes for the flight we were buying for immediate travel at the desk

(which we did not pay because the attendant at some tropical holiday company desk let us print them out on her printer for free, hurrah - and then Ryanair said they were the wrong size and printed out a new copy for us for free anyway...)

we remarked that Ryanair were the only airline that can piss you off more than the one that actually cancelled your flight

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 6 June 2019 09:35 (four years ago) link

yep

aer lingus gone as bad lately tbh

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 09:49 (four years ago) link

I had to fly Spirit last week, the seats don't even go back!

spirit otm

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

Supposedly if you buy a seat that reclines you are allowed to recline no matter what. So even those knee defender things won't help.

Yerac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

shoutout to the woman in front of me in the supermarket queue last night who paid what seemed like the bulk of a €40 grocery bill in coppers

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

I am six feet tall and on many airline seats, the space into which you are reclining is precisely where my knees are.

I don't recline unless the seat behind me is unoccupied.

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

> €40 grocery bill in coppers

in the uk anything more than 20p in coppers isn't legal tender and they don't have to accept it. not sure whether that's 20p in 1ps and 20p in 2ps or 20p total.

koogs, Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

have i read that its 18 coins or is that a myth

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

that seems random

https://www.royalmint.com/help/trm-faqs/legal-tender-amounts/

koogs, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

deems is making a funny joke and is hurt that you* don't get it

*also i

mark s, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

sorry, too busy reading about the 25p coin and the £5 coin which has the same name, size and shape.

koogs, Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

No wonder the supermarkets added a slot to the self serve coin bucket. Used to love throwing the coppers in on occasion.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

Still do when I feel I've got a point to prove

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 6 June 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

Obligatory "legal tender only applies to debts and is irrelevant to supermarkets" post

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 6 June 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

fyi im not making a funny joke

ive done tesco cashier time and it was either 18 individual coins or anything greater than 88c you didnt have to accept

but it always had the ring of idk freemenesque bullshit, always pushed in whispers by the established tillsitters never by anyone in authority

we shall never know i spose

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

these kinds of posts always intrigue me even though they don't make any sense

Dan S, Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

(to me)

Dan S, Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

lol is 'these kinds' a ref to just...me posting them or is there somethin else goin on?

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link

Your posts definitely come up and also others. I mean it in admiration

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

It’s amazing to me that we speak the same language but I often find your posts so confounding. I like it just to be clear

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

last sentence has two, interpretations

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link

Should’ve been a comma, sorry, i’m on a phone

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link

takin no offense at all

you wanna hear me talk im a lot worse

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:28 (four years ago) link

fkn yeats over here

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

In order to comply with the very strict rules governing an actual legal tender transaction it is necessary, for example, to offer the exact amount due because no change can be demanded.

Well that seems a bit odd.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

people who post gifs like this on politics threads (sometimes referred to--in perhaps a slight overreach--as "digital blackface")

pic.twitter.com/qp7ccOwjEr

— drew olanoff (@yoda) October 18, 2019

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 October 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

people who post gifs like this on politics threads (sometimes referred to--in perhaps a slight overreach--as "digital blackface")


reaction gifs have been annoyingly played out for years, but as much as I support anything that might put an end to them; I don’t think this is the correct tactic.

beard papa, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

the people that do almost exclusively black people, while not being black, are total weirdos with issues, though

mh, Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/7lkCpHU.gif

pplains, Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

People who insist Die Hard is a Christmas movie or expend any energy defending this idea

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

i mean... it very transparently is one, but anyone delivering this like it's some kind of brilliant/hilarious listicle insight does indeed need to fuck off

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

I don't consider it one simply because it takes place at Christmas.

But yes, otm.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 November 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

I suggest caring whether it's a Christmas movie either way is closer to actual savagery.

You can probably guess on which side of the Die Hard debate I fall.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Friday, 29 November 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link


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