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People who only put as much paper as they need to print their own 1-page document into the empty printer, when a full ream is available, are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:11 (ten years ago) link

the working class. all of them. without fail.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (ten years ago) link

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (ten years ago) link

no disputing no 1

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (ten years ago) link

People who don't fully check typos in msg board posts are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (ten years ago) link

working class >>>>>>>> upper class > lower orders > beasts

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (ten years ago) link

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

this is kind of ridiculous. if you're expecting a thank you for holding a door, don't hold the door.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (ten years ago) link

jermaine jenas is a disgusting savage

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (ten years ago) link

xp we HAD this thread

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (ten years ago) link

(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (ten years ago) link

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (ten years ago) link

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (ten years ago) link

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (ten years ago) link

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (ten years ago) link

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (ten years ago) link

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (ten years ago) link

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (ten years ago) link

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (ten years ago) link

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (ten years ago) link

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (ten years ago) link

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (ten years ago) link

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (ten years ago) link

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (ten years ago) link

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (ten years ago) link

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (ten years ago) link

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (ten years ago) link

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (ten years ago) link

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (ten years ago) link

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (ten years ago) link

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (ten years ago) link

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (ten years ago) link

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (ten years ago) link

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (ten years ago) link

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (ten years ago) link

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (ten years ago) link

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (ten years ago) link

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (ten years ago) link

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (ten years ago) link

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (ten years ago) link

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (ten years ago) link

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (ten years ago) link

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (ten years ago) link

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (ten years ago) link

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (ten years ago) link

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (ten years ago) link

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (ten years ago) link

xp what no you are entitled by birth

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:02 (six months ago) link

also aussies, kiwis

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:08 (six months ago) link

MACLUNKEY

papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:15 (six months ago) link

people who romanticise the rain

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 02:32 (six months ago) link

maybe the real disgusting savage is . . . you

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 03:47 (six months ago) link

Hugh

papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 03:52 (six months ago) link

feeling v attacked by this thread today imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 05:24 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

People who sit at larger tables than they need in cafes & pubs, so when you go in as a group of four or more all the tables for four or more are taken up by one or two people even though all the tables for two are empty.

Paperbag raita (ledge), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 09:14 (five months ago) link

my two local shops only sell grated bags of parmesan, it's fucking ridiculous because if you don't use it all in one go it goes mouldy after a few days. I like to grate how much I need as i go along thank you very much and a 300g block will work out cheaper and go much further and waste less plastic than 3 times 100g bags obv.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:22 (five months ago) link

Probably already covered itt but bears repeating after it happened to me twice this morning. Disgusting savages who impatiently inch forward into the crosswalk while pedestrians are legally crossing should lose their drivers licenses.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:25 (five months ago) link

A bus driver did this to me this morning. I stopped and turned toward the windshield, and it was the driver for my occasional afternoon route! She gave me a big wave, and I waved back thinking, "was this how you were trying to get my attention?"

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:28 (five months ago) link

It was a bus that did it to me one of the times this morning! Not a bus I ride, so my thoughts were far less charitable after I was startled to see a bus coming at me out of the corner of my eye.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:30 (five months ago) link

A few weeks ago I had a bus lay on the horn behind me because I refused to gridlock the intersection as the light was turning red. Trying to stay on schedule, I suppose!

Dan I., Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:45 (five months ago) link

Calz, grated Parmesan can live a long and happy shelf life once open, if stored in the freezer.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:45 (five months ago) link

frozen parmesan versus grated straight off the block though!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 16:00 (five months ago) link

Whatever’s on offer is what I buy - the one good thing we can say about my mum is she drilled me in food bargain strategies.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:13 (five months ago) link

Related to the inching forward savages are drivers who rev their engines as you're crossing in front of them, making you jump because you think you're about to get mowed down by some bellend who somehow passed a driving test.

the ball comes in, we're like this *grabs assistant coach* (Matt #2), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:18 (five months ago) link

I went through a phase where I started slapping people's windshields if they were in the crosswalk. Looking back, not the best idea but it was fun.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:20 (five months ago) link

I slapped the trunk of a cab that illegally turned the corner and almost hit me once, it was not a mistake I will make again. Driver immediately slammed on the brakes and shoved me to the ground. Would have been far worse had two, thankfully very large, construction workers been at the building across the street and intervened.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:22 (five months ago) link

yeah, i never had a problem because since I did it from the front I think most people had several moments where they thought they had hit me.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:28 (five months ago) link

I slapped the trunk of a cab that illegally turned the corner and almost hit me once, it was not a mistake I will make again. Driver immediately slammed on the brakes and shoved me to the ground. Would have been far worse had two, thankfully very large, construction workers been at the building across the street and intervened.

Carry bear spray.

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but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:32 (five months ago) link

ya - dude deserved his trunk slapped. had the same thing happened to a friend when a cab decided stopping at a crosswalk full of people was not necessary. driver got out and was immediately punched out.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:35 (five months ago) link

I remember being in the worst depression i ever had when i was 19, walking down Tennessee St in Tallahassee and was completely adrift.

I crossed the street legally only for an inpatient driver to scream at me through his window "HEY! GET THE FUCK OUT THE ROAD!"

I was in no mood and instinctively flipped him off, only to hear tires screech and he screams "WHAT?!!". Kept walking in away from his direction with heart palpitating but he was all bluster and drove off.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:43 (five months ago) link

We used to, as teenagers, thump the hoods of cars that protruded too far into the pedestrian crossing.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:52 (five months ago) link

quite right too.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 18:57 (five months ago) link

I like to get out an acetylene torch and saw off the portions of cars that have inched into the crosswalk

you miss 100 percent of the jello shots you don't take (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:11 (five months ago) link

i want to string wires across the sidewalk to prevent delivery bikes from racing down them

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:19 (five months ago) link

karate kicked a car that approached me too closely at a zebra crossing once

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:27 (five months ago) link

xp Not sure if you know the conditions of that sort of work, assuming you don't I have to inform you that you are decapitating the wrong guys

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:29 (five months ago) link

i know it's illegal for an adult to ride a bide on the fucking sidewalk -- ride in the goddamn street like the rest of the commuters in this city

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:30 (five months ago) link

to be less snippy I have thought long and hard about my stance on this re: the immigrant labor population and just trying to make a dime in this shitty world, but this isn't about denying the labor in the first place, it's about following a regulation that is purely there for human safety reasons and not a barrier to access (which is, imo, buying a 700 dollar phone and a 1500 dollar bike)

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:32 (five months ago) link

it's solely because they are set unreasonable targets, if they don't break the rules of the road they will be too slow and will lose their jobs.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:37 (five months ago) link

see i think that's nonsense. the act of getting from the door of the takeout joint to the curb/street is entirely negligible in this. there's no way getting a running start on a sidewalk makes all this go faster

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:41 (five months ago) link

and again, my complaint is purely about public safety.

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:42 (five months ago) link

you should really check out some articles about the worst jobs in the gig economy, of which this is one.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:52 (five months ago) link

i'm not being heard

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 March 2020 23:53 (five months ago) link

'delivering packages for amazon is a terrible job, they should be allowed to drive on the sidewalk'

mookieproof, Friday, 6 March 2020 00:00 (five months ago) link

it seems like it would be slower and more annoying to bike on the sidewalk

brimstead, Friday, 6 March 2020 00:22 (five months ago) link

It's amazing when you take out a whole family

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:00 (five months ago) link

I have learned the hard way that it is common in France to replace the paneer (and cream) with laughing cow cheese in Indian dishes, obviously to cater to local palates. E.g. see French recipe for palak paneer below that tells you to peel & melt 200g of laughing cow. 😶 pic.twitter.com/GYHbmeVGnT

— Laurel Chor (@laurelchor) March 18, 2020

ogmor, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:05 (four months ago) link

la vache qui rit is laughing at us not with us

mark s, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:08 (four months ago) link

I'm trying to imagine what that flavor profile would be like

mh, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 15:54 (four months ago) link

gross

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:09 (four months ago) link

like English people making "duck a la orange" with undiluted orange squash in the 70s.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:11 (four months ago) link

yes it shd be made with the sticky discs you extract from jaffa cakes

mark s, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:13 (four months ago) link

I'd eat it. and the laughing cow curry.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:16 (four months ago) link

worst thing I've ever eaten was a microwaved burger from a stall in a bus station in prague. the meat was of the grade-f variety you got in school canteens in the 80s and had a distinctive taste of body odour, the bun was in parts soggy and in parts chewy and stale, the lettuce was warm, the mayonnaise was see-through. I still ate it.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:19 (four months ago) link

I'm assuming the Italian-inspired McCafe in the Warsaw airport that served mostly pasta and pizza was actually fairly ingredient-authentic and I kind of regret not trying it. But.. McDonalds italian concept restaurant is still kind of a mindfuck for me

mh, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:51 (four months ago) link

McDonald's in Guangzhou airport was a joke, I went there at 8.30am and not only did they not have breakfast, they also didn't have burgers, just chicken wings and ice cream cones. The one at Beijing airport had burgers at least, and next door was a Kenny Rodgers Roasters which only sold bad chinese food, it reminded me of one of the franchises in idiocracy or something where the function has changed but it still has the same name.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 19:13 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Dismayed by seeing people joking about killing youtuber's pets. One was an old lady who was very upset about it.

One of my favorite models made a video about her son dying in her arms and 18 people downvoted it.

And people who send sex worker's nude/sex photos to their families are lousy too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 16:02 (four months ago) link


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