Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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People who only put as much paper as they need to print their own 1-page document into the empty printer, when a full ream is available, are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:11 (nine years ago) link

the working class. all of them. without fail.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (nine years ago) link

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (nine years ago) link

no disputing no 1

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (nine years ago) link

People who don't fully check typos in msg board posts are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:12 (nine years ago) link

working class >>>>>>>> upper class > lower orders > beasts

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (nine years ago) link

People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.

this is kind of ridiculous. if you're expecting a thank you for holding a door, don't hold the door.

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (nine years ago) link

jermaine jenas is a disgusting savage

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (nine years ago) link

xp we HAD this thread

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (nine years ago) link

(and suzy's otm)

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:13 (nine years ago) link

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Mr Que

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, Nick is absolutely OTM here. A brief acknowledgment/thanks to the person who held the door for you is all that separates mankind from beasts that eat their own poop.

wow y'all are fast posting today

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

me

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

The United States Steel Corporation

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (nine years ago) link

All males between the ages of 7 and 17 and a huge proportion of them after this age.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (nine years ago) link

People who cut you up at a junction and then GET IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE AND DO IT AGAIN AT THE NEXT JUNCTION are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:17 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I've held the age of 17, for boys, as the age of absolute peak disgusting savagery.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (nine years ago) link

For ages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Motorway drivers who hog the middle lane even when the inside lane is empty for the next half mile.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (nine years ago) link

the Na'vi

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (nine years ago) link

People who write articles comparing the question "is god dead?" to the question "is indie dead?" are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:20 (nine years ago) link

Oh good grief middle-lane hoggers; they're almost always, in my experience, middle-aged men in 4x4s too, not little old ladies in Fiat 500s. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, AREA-MANAGER-MAN, YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON THE MWAY; BUT OH NO, YOU THINK YOU FUCKING OWN IT. Disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:21 (nine years ago) link

People who don't think small gestures of politeness in public are worth a tacit nod in appreciation at the least are disgusting savages.

a tacit nod or a verbal thank you. WHICH ONE IS IT SO I CAN NO LONGER BE EITHER DISGUSTING OR A SAVAGE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:22 (nine years ago) link

People who can't just let shit slide.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:23 (nine years ago) link

I just said "express gratitude" initially; tacit nod is fine, but verbal thanks always appreciated.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (nine years ago) link

what about a smile? is a smile ok? or must it be a tacit nod

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:24 (nine years ago) link

I demand a full-on reacharound and sloppy kiss.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (nine years ago) link

DONE AND DONE

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Fuck me. If I hold the door open for you, fuck me.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (nine years ago) link

disgusting savages

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:27 (nine years ago) link

i will fuck you but i am warning you i fuck like a disgusting savage who doesn't thank people after he fucks them

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (nine years ago) link

if you fuck someone competently you shouldn't have to thank them

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:28 (nine years ago) link

People who leave their pants, their dissertation, and their newspapers on top of the shelving in the philosophy section of the library as evidence that they've been living in the building are disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Project managers

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:30 (nine years ago) link

Damn. That makes me a disgusting savage on Wednesday and Thursday afternoons.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:31 (nine years ago) link

tramps

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:32 (nine years ago) link

People who charge down the middle of the pavement/footpath and refuse to add four inches to their journey by moving slightly to the side for anyone else.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:33 (nine years ago) link

People who wait at the landing when you are climbing the stairs because passing on the stairs is bad luck or some such nonsense, and expect you to do the same.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:36 (nine years ago) link

^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (nine years ago) link

people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (nine years ago) link

people who clip their fingernails on public transportation

that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (nine years ago) link

(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (nine years ago) link

Mr Que otm

dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (nine years ago) link

the public sector

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (nine years ago) link

-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.
-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (nine years ago) link

Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

explain pls

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Yes, intrigued.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (nine years ago) link

Obligatory "legal tender only applies to debts and is irrelevant to supermarkets" post

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 6 June 2019 18:25 (six months ago) link

fyi im not making a funny joke

ive done tesco cashier time and it was either 18 individual coins or anything greater than 88c you didnt have to accept

but it always had the ring of idk freemenesque bullshit, always pushed in whispers by the established tillsitters never by anyone in authority

we shall never know i spose

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:33 (five months ago) link

these kinds of posts always intrigue me even though they don't make any sense

Dan S, Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:44 (five months ago) link

(to me)

Dan S, Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:44 (five months ago) link

lol is 'these kinds' a ref to just...me posting them or is there somethin else goin on?

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:00 (five months ago) link

Your posts definitely come up and also others. I mean it in admiration

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:08 (five months ago) link

It’s amazing to me that we speak the same language but I often find your posts so confounding. I like it just to be clear

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:14 (five months ago) link

last sentence has two, interpretations

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:18 (five months ago) link

Should’ve been a comma, sorry, i’m on a phone

Dan S, Monday, 17 June 2019 00:22 (five months ago) link

takin no offense at all

you wanna hear me talk im a lot worse

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:28 (five months ago) link

fkn yeats over here

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:08 (five months ago) link

In order to comply with the very strict rules governing an actual legal tender transaction it is necessary, for example, to offer the exact amount due because no change can be demanded.

Well that seems a bit odd.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 17 June 2019 02:41 (five months ago) link

four months pass...

people who post gifs like this on politics threads (sometimes referred to--in perhaps a slight overreach--as "digital blackface")

pic.twitter.com/qp7ccOwjEr

— drew olanoff (@yoda) October 18, 2019

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 October 2019 21:53 (one month ago) link

people who post gifs like this on politics threads (sometimes referred to--in perhaps a slight overreach--as "digital blackface")


reaction gifs have been annoyingly played out for years, but as much as I support anything that might put an end to them; I don’t think this is the correct tactic.

beard papa, Friday, 18 October 2019 22:30 (one month ago) link

the people that do almost exclusively black people, while not being black, are total weirdos with issues, though

mh, Saturday, 19 October 2019 01:02 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/7lkCpHU.gif

pplains, Saturday, 19 October 2019 02:03 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

People who insist Die Hard is a Christmas movie or expend any energy defending this idea

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 November 2019 18:22 (one week ago) link

i mean... it very transparently is one, but anyone delivering this like it's some kind of brilliant/hilarious listicle insight does indeed need to fuck off

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 November 2019 19:47 (one week ago) link

I don't consider it one simply because it takes place at Christmas.

But yes, otm.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 November 2019 19:50 (one week ago) link

I suggest caring whether it's a Christmas movie either way is closer to actual savagery.

You can probably guess on which side of the Die Hard debate I fall.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Friday, 29 November 2019 20:09 (one week ago) link

Which reminds me: people who give a shit whether or no one finishes a sentence with a preposition.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Friday, 29 November 2019 20:09 (one week ago) link

Also people who harp on "spelling and grammar" mistakes that are clearly just auto-corrects or typos

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 November 2019 20:30 (one week ago) link

Which reminds me: people who give a shit whether or no one finishes a sentence with a preposition.


a guy from Alabama gets in to Harvard. The first day on campus he runs into a yankee and asks “hey, can you tell me where the library’s at?” The yankee says, “Sir, here at Harvard we do not respond to questions that end with a preposition.” So the guy from Alabama says, “OK, can you tell me where the library’s at, asshole?”

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 November 2019 20:51 (one week ago) link

I don’t get the revere for die hard at all

calstars, Friday, 29 November 2019 21:17 (one week ago) link

people travelling from street level to deep bore london underground lines, who run around the side of the lift, where people get off, rather than getting on, where everyone else gets on, so they can get on first, rather than queuing.

Fizzles, Friday, 29 November 2019 21:34 (one week ago) link

Sounds eminently sensible to me.

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:21 (one week ago) link

the person at this birthday party who just had a great big whinge about same sex couples holding hands in public

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:39 (one week ago) link

did this person get called out for it?

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:45 (one week ago) link

and did they call it a christmas movie?

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:47 (one week ago) link

I called her out immediately, almost outed myself I was so angry. she ended up apologising.

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 November 2019 06:31 (one week ago) link

glad to hear, though I'm sorry you had to experience that.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 06:34 (one week ago) link

thanks. clearly she has no idea about me because she assumed everyone in the room was straight, and tbh that’s one of the things that really gets to me. I’ve come a long way this year (long story) and comments like that just remind me how insidious prejudice can be.

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 November 2019 06:57 (one week ago) link

so yeah, zero tolerance for shit like that now. no free passes, ever.

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 November 2019 06:57 (one week ago) link

all people holding hands are kinda gross unless it’s for the safety of kiddos. “Don”t wanna hold your hand” is also the best gothic archies song.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 30 November 2019 15:28 (one week ago) link

I love seeing people holding hands. When I was lonely iving in Lausanne, I used to love sitting by the lake, seeing the Arab men walking, holding hands.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:09 (one week ago) link

https://giphy.com/gifs/wvF9GIO8C3MqI

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:16 (one week ago) link

I hold hands all the time with my spouse and my mom and some of my older friends who have trouble walking. xpost I was kind of surprised when I saw a lot of younger boys/men holding hands in India but it's nice.

Yerac, Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:45 (one week ago) link

hand-holding is a comforting thing for me.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 16:48 (one week ago) link

I am as stupidly repressed as anyone else on this godforsaken island but at least I can still hold my wife's hand in the street sometimes

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 November 2019 17:14 (one week ago) link

If my wife and I hold hands, well, one of us is going to have to look at the phone left-handed (and it probably won't be her.)

pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2019 17:33 (one week ago) link

Adult PDAs are super meh but parent / child hand holding at any age is all time awesome

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2019 18:29 (one week ago) link

Jesus christ

brimstead, Saturday, 30 November 2019 18:59 (one week ago) link

I mean, dude led an insurrection, but it was ancient Rome.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 19:01 (one week ago) link

the old married couples seem to do it all the time here when walking down the street, frankly it's grounds for class warfare imo

j., Saturday, 30 November 2019 19:17 (one week ago) link

i can never tell who's trolling on ILX anymore.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 19:18 (one week ago) link

love that Bobby Cannavale was given nothing but useless filler lines

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 19:23 (one week ago) link

underusing bobby cannavale IS disgusting savagery, it’s true

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 November 2019 19:43 (one week ago) link

Lol whoops

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 20:00 (one week ago) link

people who see you working in a dark room (because you want it to be dark, that’s the whole reason you’re in there), turn on the light to “”””””do you a favour”””””” and walk off again

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 9 December 2019 23:32 (two days ago) link

The photographer's bane

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 01:39 (yesterday) link


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