The ILE bar is now open..............

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On that note, I'll have an expresso and a shot of marc, please. Any gitane in this place? I'm feeling dirty and surly as a French truck driver.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

I read this thread in a blur. Something about buckshot monkeys?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

I think you caught the drift of it, ned.

― ___ (___), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

For painkillers, I've taken to shooting myself in the head with poppy seeds.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

*looks around*

it's the weekend, and this bar is empty.

ah well

*waits*

― jellybean (jellybean), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

I'm here. I'm just a tad groggy, that's all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

I'm here and I've just noticed a little lit up plastic box on the bar containing......a jolly German. Yet this is not a Sam Smiths pub. How can this be???

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

A jolly German?

― Bimble (bimble), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

*Cheerily polkas into the bar*

Ya, ein gemutlichkeit Deutchlander, dat is right. In the meantime it is 5:00 p.m. where I am, so I would like a bottle of your best Sekt as an aperitif, danke schoen.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

I believe I'll have a Sapphire Gibson up, if you don't mind. Hello? Now, what's the right rhythm for the Martini again?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Uhhhhrrr... morning all, its 9.40 on a saturday morning, and me? I need me a caffe corretto, stat.
(For the uninitiated, this is an espresso coffee with a shot of what you like - rum, wisky, marsala, sherry, whatever). That should wake me up, I have to go pay the rent now, its a week overdue :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, Trayce. Are you in Australia? I haven't even left work yet. Try this marc in your coffee. It's France's version of Grappa. Woke you up, didn't it. Sorry.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

I am yeah. I am also not usually up that early on a weekend, haha! But I had errands. It turned out to be very nice, walking along smelling coffee and baking and deli smells and enjoying the nice autumn day.

Wooohhh grappa in espresso? Thatd put hair on me chest! :/

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 22 May 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

*goes to kick open saloon doors, but mistimes it and goes flying through into the bar landing awkwardly and spraining ankle*

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

*walks in bar. Looks at jukebox. Sees no Killing Joke. Sees no Misfits. Sees only crappy ILM cheese monkey pabulum. Leaves in a huff*

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

*crawls out from under table, brushes sawdust off jacket*

*sees don*

*dives back under table*

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahaha!

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

*reads, on the intreweb, about this ile bar*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm in the corner playing the Guns N Roses pinball game.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Hold on back up: midget porn?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Saturday, 22 May 2004 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

How many points do you get for hitting Slash's hat, Music Mole?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

G&T, pretty please. Actually, make it a double.

― Pingu, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thread is confusing and too reminiscent of those roleplaying chatrooms on AOL like "TEH REDDE DRAGONNE INNE"

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

How many points do you get for hitting Slash's hat, Music Mole?
-- MarkH

I take it you've never played this excellent game?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll have a mojito thanks and a seat by myself in the darkened corner to the left of the bar.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't, Music Mole. A demonstration would be welcome!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

At the bar with the millennials #bau

― calstars, Friday, 28 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

say something earnest

milliennials love that

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

#5
I should slow down but

― calstars, Friday, 28 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

On #6
So just trolling where I feel most comfortable

― calstars, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

do we really love sincerity or is it just that we like it compared to gen x

― Mordy, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

it's true, those gen xers are always laying way back on the beanie bag playing with the holes in their jeans, saying they don't care about stuff

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

us otm

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

gen ilx

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

remember mojitos?

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 October 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

I'm a fiend for mojitos

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 29 October 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link

#7
Fuck everyone

― calstars, Saturday, 29 October 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

it's ok to leave the bar and go home every once in a blue moon iirc

― Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 October 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

About to enter bar no. 3! 4?

― calstars, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

#7
Fuck everyone

― calstars, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:58 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can get behind this

wdw calstars

― brimstead, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

Don't sell yourself

― calstars, Sunday, 30 October 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Don't even remember wrltimg this

― calstars, Sunday, 30 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

the only reason millennials are more insufferable than genXers is internet

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 30 October 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

they also want to order fireball shots at the ile bar

― Treeship, Sunday, 30 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

i think they discontinued Aftershock by the time I was old enough to drink

american drinking culture is fucked up beyond belief, tbh, gen x or y

― brimstead, Sunday, 30 October 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

meant to post a sadface :( after that first remark

― brimstead, Sunday, 30 October 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

looks like it's still around actually

goldschlager is ok

Never had HOT DAMN

― brimstead, Sunday, 30 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

The bartender is the preacher at the altar of Bob Seger

― calstars, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

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