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Well it still aint vegetarian, I mean, unless of course they survive the steaming. yeah right/!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:04 (twenty years ago) link

*head starts spinning, vision kind of blurry*

r o b
w h a t h a v e
y o u m a d e
m e d r i n k?

*reclines in sawdust*

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago) link

um....more wine?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

thanks

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

Howsabout this for a carnivorous drunk?

Bullshot
One for the morning after! Like the Bloody Mary, the Bullshot is a great combination of vodka with savoury flavours. If you want to spice it up, try it with pepper vodka instead. Mix plenty of ice cubes, 1 shot of vodka and 3 shots of clear beef bouillon. Add a dash of lemon juice and Worcester Sauce, and a pinch of celery salt. Shake and strain into a ice-filled tumbler. Decorate with a slice of lemon.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

Meaty! In absence of bouillon, could you use bovril?

― robster (robster), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

bullshots are wicked, really really good and savoury. My great uncle used to have one at bedtime.

this may help explain his terrible gout

― chris (chris), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:59 (twenty years ago) link

I think I have a can of bouillon at the back of the cupboard at home. Mmmm boozy soup. Anyway, as you were.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago) link

*gets up from floor, brushes sawdust off jacket*

wow. i had this weird dream that people were making "meat-lovers" cocktails.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

Madness!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago) link

*kicks open saloon doors*

― don (don), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago) link

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

― don (don), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

*picks up piano and spins it on little finger*

― don (don), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

Like, the best way to get to the town hall round the one-way system, sort of thing?

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

Oh god, he's back.

― ___ (___), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh, is it like Groundhog Day?

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

He keeps coming into the pub trying to sell stuff. Last time it was midget porn. He told us it was in short supply.

― ___ (___), Friday, 21 May 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

On that note, I'll have an expresso and a shot of marc, please. Any gitane in this place? I'm feeling dirty and surly as a French truck driver.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago) link

I read this thread in a blur. Something about buckshot monkeys?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

I think you caught the drift of it, ned.

― ___ (___), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

For painkillers, I've taken to shooting myself in the head with poppy seeds.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

*looks around*

it's the weekend, and this bar is empty.

ah well

*waits*

― jellybean (jellybean), Friday, 21 May 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

I'm here. I'm just a tad groggy, that's all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

I'm here and I've just noticed a little lit up plastic box on the bar containing......a jolly German. Yet this is not a Sam Smiths pub. How can this be???

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

A jolly German?

― Bimble (bimble), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

*Cheerily polkas into the bar*

Ya, ein gemutlichkeit Deutchlander, dat is right. In the meantime it is 5:00 p.m. where I am, so I would like a bottle of your best Sekt as an aperitif, danke schoen.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 May 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

I believe I'll have a Sapphire Gibson up, if you don't mind. Hello? Now, what's the right rhythm for the Martini again?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Uhhhhrrr... morning all, its 9.40 on a saturday morning, and me? I need me a caffe corretto, stat.
(For the uninitiated, this is an espresso coffee with a shot of what you like - rum, wisky, marsala, sherry, whatever). That should wake me up, I have to go pay the rent now, its a week overdue :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, Trayce. Are you in Australia? I haven't even left work yet. Try this marc in your coffee. It's France's version of Grappa. Woke you up, didn't it. Sorry.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 May 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

I am yeah. I am also not usually up that early on a weekend, haha! But I had errands. It turned out to be very nice, walking along smelling coffee and baking and deli smells and enjoying the nice autumn day.

Wooohhh grappa in espresso? Thatd put hair on me chest! :/

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 22 May 2004 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

*goes to kick open saloon doors, but mistimes it and goes flying through into the bar landing awkwardly and spraining ankle*

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

*walks in bar. Looks at jukebox. Sees no Killing Joke. Sees no Misfits. Sees only crappy ILM cheese monkey pabulum. Leaves in a huff*

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

*crawls out from under table, brushes sawdust off jacket*

*sees don*

*dives back under table*

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahaha!

― don (don), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

*reads, on the intreweb, about this ile bar*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm in the corner playing the Guns N Roses pinball game.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 22 May 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Hold on back up: midget porn?

― Patrick Kinghorn, Saturday, 22 May 2004 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

How many points do you get for hitting Slash's hat, Music Mole?

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 22 May 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

G&T, pretty please. Actually, make it a double.

― Pingu, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thread is confusing and too reminiscent of those roleplaying chatrooms on AOL like "TEH REDDE DRAGONNE INNE"

― Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

How many points do you get for hitting Slash's hat, Music Mole?
-- MarkH

I take it you've never played this excellent game?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll have a mojito thanks and a seat by myself in the darkened corner to the left of the bar.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't, Music Mole. A demonstration would be welcome!

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

At the bar with the millennials #bau

― calstars, Friday, 28 October 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

say something earnest

milliennials love that

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

#5
I should slow down but

― calstars, Friday, 28 October 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

On #6
So just trolling where I feel most comfortable

― calstars, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

do we really love sincerity or is it just that we like it compared to gen x

― Mordy, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

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