wait they were on twice?? I saw the one with the overprotective family, and the harmonica
― CharlieS, Thursday, 12 November 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
huh
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/01/balloon-boy-richard-heene-book/
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Copperplate Gothic – never a good sign
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
True that Abs.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be awesome if the kid was totally hiding in the basement― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:15 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:15 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
What does the bottom say"from the author of something AIDS something..."
― throw some deej on that bitch (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link
goin to jail
― larry craig memorial gloryhole (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8429080.stm
― 12 inches of (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
^ good lyfe strategy
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Main symptoms of Diabetes:
* lethargy* urinary frequency* you pretend that your son has floated away in a homemade helium balloon
― 12 inches of (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7tSSN2fHc
― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Mayumi Heene will begin her sentence after her husband's to ensure their children are still cared for.She will be allowed to report to jail on two days a week, return home at night, and serve the sentence through jail-supervised community service.
This doesn't sound like "jail" to me but sounds like a good idea.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 24 December 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Heene later attempted, unsuccessfully, to run from police, claiming it was some sort of restless leg episode.
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 December 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
This guy just won't stop:
The Colorado father who admitted to staging the balloon hoax now says he genuinely believed his son was in danger but pleaded guilty to prevent his wife's deportation.Richard Heene, an aspiring reality television star who has said he is descended from space aliens, told CNN's "Larry King Live" in an interview airing Friday that he believed 6-year-old Falcon was in a homemade balloon that took off from the family's Fort Collins backyard Oct. 15."We had searched the house, high and low," Heene said in the new interview with Larry King. "I knew he was in the craft. . . . In my mind, there was no other place."...In the new interview, Heene said he took the plea bargain solely to protect his wife, who could have been deported to her native Japan if convicted of a felony. She was allowed to plead to making a false report, a misdemeanor, and sentenced to 20 days in jail."I'm not disputing the fact that I did have to plead guilty, and when I say have to, I had to do it to save my family and my wife," Heene said.Calls to the Larimer County district attorney's office, which handled the prosecution, were not returned Wednesday night.Prosecutors conceivably could ask the judge to revoke Heene's guilty plea and force him to stand trial."It's not in the prosecutors' interests to let a guy go around telling the media he was coerced into pleading guilty," said Jean Rosenbluth, a former federal prosecutor and USC law professor. "On the other hand, this particular guy has perhaps low credibility."
Richard Heene, an aspiring reality television star who has said he is descended from space aliens, told CNN's "Larry King Live" in an interview airing Friday that he believed 6-year-old Falcon was in a homemade balloon that took off from the family's Fort Collins backyard Oct. 15.
"We had searched the house, high and low," Heene said in the new interview with Larry King. "I knew he was in the craft. . . . In my mind, there was no other place."
...
In the new interview, Heene said he took the plea bargain solely to protect his wife, who could have been deported to her native Japan if convicted of a felony. She was allowed to plead to making a false report, a misdemeanor, and sentenced to 20 days in jail.
"I'm not disputing the fact that I did have to plead guilty, and when I say have to, I had to do it to save my family and my wife," Heene said.
Calls to the Larimer County district attorney's office, which handled the prosecution, were not returned Wednesday night.
Prosecutors conceivably could ask the judge to revoke Heene's guilty plea and force him to stand trial.
"It's not in the prosecutors' interests to let a guy go around telling the media he was coerced into pleading guilty," said Jean Rosenbluth, a former federal prosecutor and USC law professor. "On the other hand, this particular guy has perhaps low credibility."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:24 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure these kids are better off with anybody other than the parents in this case tbh.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I love how one of the earlier links says he is "an aspiring reality television show actor". Surely that is not something you want to own up to or aspire to!?
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:57 (fourteen years ago) link
well, he got his wish.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20100520/NEWS01/5200378/Sheriff-s-staff-use-blog-to-mock-Heenes-after-balloon-retrieval
― StanM, Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
kid is dead.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM
as in, really. he fell out.
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
rip
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Balloon, Boy, The Internet
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
this was SOME moment
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Ahhh this whole story, hours-long coverage on CNN and this thread were what greeted me to my new life in America. (And kind of contributed to my decision to not bother getting TV over here)
― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Wise decision.
― Aimless, Friday, 21 May 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/10/16/13/enhanced-buzz-10866-1255713457-4.jpg
― ksh, Friday, 21 May 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link
but when he opened up the pizza box...there was nothing inside but hot air
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link
GUYS
WIFE SWAP
That is all.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 21 May 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
good god bigsausagepizza.com has gotten even worse
― show me your buccina (ken c), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
You've been tracking it fondly since its start?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 May 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― markers, Friday, 15 October 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
ONE YEAR
"dont talk to me, i havent had my coffee"
― definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Friday, 15 October 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
We all seem older and wiser somehow. I mean except possibly BBoy and his fame seeking parents.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 15 October 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
R.I.P. hopes
― StanM, Friday, 15 October 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
& dreams & stuff
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lab9qm07uE1qa5iceo1_500.jpg
but the wolf still is at large
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Still waiting for a doberman to harvest that kid's dad's kidney.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 October 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Still trying, I see:
http://www.latimes.com/features/odd-news/kdvr-bear-back-heene-txt,0,1383587.story
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v53OCICVqio
― (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Patent Pending
― (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
A brilliant new scheme.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
uh
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
what a schemer
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
As seen in the promotional video above, Heene's conviction and jail stint for faking his son Falcon's ascent has not imacted his ability — first showcased on "Wife Swap" — to make strangers question his sanity.
I know this is pretty much par for the course with internet content everywhere anymore, but is it really that difficult to do even the mose basic editing on news stories?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZ18TgcVF2w/R9k2V8I_jjI/AAAAAAAABhg/Z48oQTX8eGc/s400/Mose+II.JPG
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
mose basic editing?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:35 (twelve years ago) link
Update!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
Another Update!
(family moved to Florida. Balloon Boy now plays bass in a metal band with his brothers)
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
I was just about to a link to this with extra "CURSE YOU NED RAGGETT" content because it's his fault I listened to this
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link