Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

so true

mom and pop capitalism is still bad folks

can my facebook MLM qualify for government subsidies

it is sad because i probably have the guidelines for this already downloaded somewhere

An MLM could qualify you for the PPP and EIDL IIRC.

i

want

xxp - I think there was one program that had guidelines that basically said "no MLM" but I forget which, and it could have just been a state or local thing -- it's like the ones that say, "no federal aid for sex workers" but in legalese

yes, they should give more money to actual low-income people; this can be done alongside giving money they campaigned on giving to middle income people; it will probably be yet another future tax credit like the stimulus payments from 2020 are on taxes filed this year

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ph6WVHcvwUVhnUoZ3t/giphy.gif

What is the Third Estate? Everything.

What has it been hitherto in the political order? Nothing.

What does it desire to be? To become something…

So when does your GG-like heel turn happen?

the what the heck makes me go for 5:1 --> Mormon

oh cool people are talking about this shit in this thread now too. still don't care about it. don't care about piers morgan. i know it';s really uncouth to say this on ilx but people consume / surf way too much mass culture. it's not healthy. that's an objective fact. sorry not sorry for telling it like it is.

otm

who?

Pete Momus

They intend to fight it out, you know.

Sorry to be negative, but I believe it for now.

tired: Are the Democrats good or bad?
wired: Are guillotines good or bad?

A cautionary tale about the pernicious effect of show tunes

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

YAH!

BILL IS FAILURE REPEAT IT ONLY ACCEPTABLE TAKE

GUILLOTINE! (chop!)

*head**basket**swish*
nuthin but net, baybee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

go eat your bloomin' hamburger without a knife and fork in your caravan, Cleatus

i'd like a hamburger too tho

i can see this is another album cycle where we are celebrating bad writing

I'm starting to feel vindicated now that a dedicated dog-demonising thread that I've never going to click on again, quite revealingly keeps getting bumped up by a cat.

what are you implying

lol

i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now

name

SlackCatHatBot will never die

hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho

There's a retweet button right there in the app.

Because Oak

You could go read any book.

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate door
How about some defecation, please?

Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a shit and run?
Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or is this just about flexin buns??

this thread needed to be nuked from orbit years ago

Then we would lose the warm feeling of being in-the-know when we figure out what a post refers to.

Thanks for those two worthless contributions, lads, continues to be a complete mystery as to why ilx continues to lose female posters

shit jokes or dick measuring -- fitting though

In truth, I'd prefer if all posts were nestled safely in the threads where they were born.

(wants to appreciate the new revived posts itt but realizes the context and backs away slowly)

i prefer dick jokes and shit measuring.

i love dick jokes and deck jokes

Fin

i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?

honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires

sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming

should have said "The Art of the AK-47"