Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

i started out under my real name because some old school ilxors did that and i thought it was brave but i quickly realized i was not going to be that kind of poster

needed some slack

Dom and I, we brave the internets like real men.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, February 2, 2007 5:07 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dear god you are crazy.

― toby (tsg20), Saturday, February 3, 2007 1:26 AM

for the record my name is not that

Fav if u remember Treeship’s government name

Hen Fap iirc

(also, me leaving seems like a far more drastic option than people not being hostile)

One is very easy to make happen. One is impossible. Esp when considering your perception of hostile.

Is there a ILGlossary for all usernames someone has ever used here?

who was FlopsyDuck before???!

also more like FlopsyDick amirite

ha ha but really folks, ask your doctor if symptoms persist

FlopsyDuck was the good Captain

wait

was that not mrkrs

ha ha

Trϵϵship was brodie, right

If you're not a licensed psychologist, you shouldn't be posting in this thread. If you are a licensed psychologist, you probably shouldn't be posting in this thread either.

ok now the fun part

everyone has to go back over their posts itt and state whether they were a true pyhsta or whether they were just posts

dont give me that, ppl, its for audit you all know the rules

Every single aspect of this has been a self-fulfilling prophecy, from the goading to the response, with the two tending towards convergence over time. All just posts, of course.

people must be pretty perfect for being so judgemental, indignant, and unforgiving.

'Kitsch is the absolute denial of shit.'

Had no idea 'kitsch' was interchangeable with 'constipation' but thank u

many xps I probably FP'd Turrican somewhere around this post but I have to say I chuckled at "Bradley"

I was making reference to the fact that there's a stupidly long thread on this record on the Hoffman forums. I don't aim to impress you, Bradley. You sure as shit don't impress me.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Friday, September 7, 2018 7:20 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry if you were hurt brad ;_;

oh it's ok i wasn't <3 i have basically inured myself to the fact that if i get into really intense arguments here the likelihood that someone will shit on my work goes up to like 90 percent. turrican was also too tedious to ultimately give that much of a shit about

Is turrican one of the posters who people know irl or an anonymous type of guy?

the uk posters have developed the theory that he is the politician john mctern4n (who ran a stranglers fanzine in the late 70s called hangin around)

Strangler. Hanging. 70s. Wow.

not hanging, hangin

It’s a lot to process either way.

to steal a joke, there's always the Pelican Brief option

don't feel bad about hostility from someone who is the punchline to so many jokes about idiots who are also horrible writers.

#exoticizeyousohard #neverforget

gosh, I wish you'd shut the fuck up

Evergreen ^

heh

You're like a fucking Whit Stillman movie: it's all about dialogue, you say every excruciating thing that pops up in your mind as if we would like to read that shit. And yet you never need a toilet break.

ILX is not IRL, we are not your friends

― the late great, Thursday, September 20, 2018 9:09 PM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is the toilet break a common stillman trope? that sounds like his type of shit.

https://i.imgur.com/lJZctvn.jpg

dgaf

everyone can't be as jaded and all-knowing as Chicagoans

celery salt your posts

mustard your poll votes
tell them lies about califone

get a new shtick

~

~~~~~~~

~ cows come home

(something stupid about dreaming of a white christmas on a bill cosby thread)

Apparently I'm going to communicate mostly in 80s lyrics today

xp think i had a dname '~ seas run dry' or something like that once

you don't name your daughter ~ or Fräulein

https://ucanr.edu/blogs/bugsquad//blogfiles/32670_original.jpg

thought deep ploughing was Boris's area of expertise

lol!