love it when people seriously headscratch on these threads
― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 October 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link
Next papal conclave, I gotta pope urban joke to drop that i'm quietly pleased with
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 October 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link
I was trying to weld the "spirit of the staircase" idiom with the feeling of stacking tungsten carbide bricks around a plutonium core
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
Golly this thread is even worse than everything about it would have led you to believe
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 30 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
You can't see more than one inch past your own nose and your advice is useless.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
Goodparents, shitparentsBreak down the doorStand up and face your childrenThis is 1984
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
my takeaway is you are thisclose to being that character from Shock Corridor
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
No results found for "acanthamoeba keratitis" + "operation yewtree".
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Friday, 3 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
it's getting hard to tell liberals from James Woods, at least rhetorically
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 November 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
In the ILX justice system, the people are protected by two separate yet equally mechanisms: fp
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
the next one of these threads i see on SNA and i am gonna FP the starter until my mouse button knackers
― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
need a Flag Pizza button
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
rank all the songs on the White Album by what type of pizza you associate with them
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
rank all the cheeses on a white pizza by what beatle you associate them with
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
harrison's gotta be asiago right?
Ringo Starmesan
― piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
really, with "parmesan lennon" sitting right there
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
you should take this content to the actual pizza thread.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
You should not pronounce things
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
the multiplicity of "jon", "shawn", and "son" puns contained in parmesan by region
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
we haven't had any "how do you say" pronunciation polls in years!!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
The first syllable in Beatles - does it rhyme with Sweet or Wait?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
Be at
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
"Shite"
― the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
BLOOD SHITESAUGE IS DELICIOUS!!!
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
The Beatletudes
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
A clever title for a thoroughly terrible book
― phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link
a lotta work just to see Coens, Lynch, Tarantella enshrined
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Don't forget Spielbarf
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
why is ilx even running that poll, it seems completely pointless. like, more so than usual
― imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
it their world, boss, you're just living in it
― brimstead, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
This is gross and it makes me feel gross and you should maybe reconsider digging this hole any deeper.
― Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
it's a shame that in twenty minutes or so we'll be forever denied his fascinating insights on oriental culture
― imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
your book sucks stop telling us about it
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
is this really how you want to be spending your final moments on here
― imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
Like did someone Phineas Gage a blasting rod through the judgment center of your brain this morning or
― Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
tvmic tbh
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
yes lol ^
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
fp'd "imago"
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
idg what the big deal is bc it isn't treating the story w/ the sanctity it deserves? there's nothing wrong with the poll afaict
― Mordy, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
lol nothing matters
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
^ after sniper got permabanned
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (forty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
first nor last, buddy
― imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
im not your buddy pal
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
I don't really give a shit but it does seem pretty distasteful for exactly that reason, Mordy.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
― The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
the logical conclusion to prior things being pointless but posting anyway
freedom/democracy is a lie man
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
idg what the big deal is
might be different were it not coming from one of the board's creepiest posters
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
Would it tho
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
bard strikes again
missed u dmac <3
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link