"What did I tell you darling? This is absolutely the only way to enjoy a deconstructed peanut and truffle foam with freeze dried cotton candy."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
"And how was the Moon Over My Hammy this evening?"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
"parp"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
I particularly like the idea that the tuba player is actually saying "parp"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
We're out of potatoes. But as I told the chef, we've got other tubas!"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
'Now a little something for the missus -- this is Rebirth Brass Band's "Pop that pussy"'
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
guys its not a tuba its a sousaphone.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"guys, it's not a tuba. it's a sousaphone."
a souschefaphone?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
"We cook all our food using the sousaphone-vide method."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
sadsousaphone.wav
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
"well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!"
― Z S, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
"Ten bucks or I keep honking."
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link
im getting posted to debug hell when i try to enter/register btw
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
I get the same thing
― Mark G, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
"Tuba, muthafukkaz!"
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
not a tuba.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, we're fresh out of tubas, but we've got this sousaphone for the same price."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
"My bell end almost reaches the end of the bell."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
i'm here to distract you from the e. coli in your water
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
"But you said you wanted a red with a deep mellow notes?"
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
shd be deep mellow fruity notes oops
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
In addition to reviews, you can use Yelp to find events, lists and to talk with other Yelpers.
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
"who's this guy? I knew the date wasn't going well but I was only in the toilet for three minutes."
― conrad, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:28 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but I can't let you have a go. I don't want to catch tuba-culosis."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link
"Since the smoking ban, I've switched to this e-cigarette. The difference is hardly noticeable."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
"Do you want to hear my Schwarzenegger impression? "It's not a tuba!""
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
"'may we see the winelist?'? I don't think I know it but if you hum it I'll try to join in."
― conrad, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
"Yeah? Well I wish I was a violinist too lady, I guess we'll both just have to get over it huh."
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
"why yes, i *do* have external artificial intestines which attach just above the collarbone and are supported by my right hand. well spotted, madam, i doff my sombrero to you."
― zvookster, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
"Well I did have a job in a library until I blew it"
― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
"I found your kid."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link
"This restaurant really blows!"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/26/p465/130826_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
"MANIC STREET PREACHERS???"
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:49 (ten years ago) link
"HULK BOW DOWN FOR NO-ONE!"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
is that even a joke?
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
Thats p good imo
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
something something broga
― Øystein, Monday, 19 August 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
"This is normal? What an asshole!"
― Grampsy, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
"I said relax!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
I've been trying to come up with a 'You wouldn't like me when I'm x' pun, but can't think of any pieces of yoga jargon that sound like 'angry'.
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
God, I just read that last post back and had a really depressing, 'WTF am I doing with my life' type response.
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link
"NO ONE DISPARAGES TATTY CONDITION OF HULK'S YOGA PANTS"
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link
"HULK _AM_ RELAXED!!!" seems obvious but right
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
"HULK MAKE $94K WITH FULL BENNIES!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
chuckle
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
"THIS ONE CALLED 'HULK HATE YOGA' POSE"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
"HULK RELAXED AS HULK GET"
(shit, I don't know the rules of Hulk-grammar)
― Øystein, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link