"You misheard; it wasn't a Groupon deal, it was a grouper deal."
― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
"Holy crap, your name's John Dory too?"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
"there is something fishy about this but i won't carp on, cod knows this isn't the time or the plaice and you've likely haddock up to here with my bullshark. eel see myself trout"
http://i.imgur.com/raLIi9t.jpg
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
"me? straight into the food industry right outta school"
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
"you simply must try the veal."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
"It was a cookbook!?"
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
"yeah I guess the kitchen staff are kinda making fun of you for dining alone"
― conrad, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
"so, uh, what's the uh, what's the fork for, man?"
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
"You're no catch of the day yourself."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
"Pleeeeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-ease d-o-o-o-n't eeeeee-e-e-e-a-t me L-i-i-i-i-i-sa!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
"FISH, MUTHAFUKKAZ!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
don't look at me, i ordered chicken.
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
tonight's special will be my friend bob. he'll be served on zucchini coulis with rice pilaf and grilled endive.
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
"wait til u see the steak!"
― zvookster, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
"i take the sush out of sushi"
vg
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
"i wonder sometimes if i am the victim of a malicious meunière"
― estela, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
ah..
― Mark G, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
Golf/Surgery ones too dismal to relate..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/05/p465/130805_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
"wait'll you see my dick"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
lol
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
submit it
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
"Our specials tonight are tuba and C brass."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
"ignore me now bitches"
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
"yes that is the original plughole from psycho. well spotted."
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
"No, that wasn't my spit valve"
― Z S, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
"Euphonium? You just met him!"
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
"if you need to fart, just let me know"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
"i beg your pardon, but madam most certainly did order it"
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
"I'm afraid we're out of the sea bass, can I get you a tuba?""Funny you should ask: I _am_ in a band.""It's 11:59, we close at midnight and trust me: you don't want to be here late."
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
here's a more "new yorker" submission: "we used to have a mariachi band but, you know... downsizing."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
"I've heard of the 'Pot Noodle Horn', but this is just ridiculous..."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
"Fixing the sign was too expensive, so we went all in with the Sousages concept."
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
i beg your pardon, but madam most certainly did order it"
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Monday, July 29, 2013 12:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is the one
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
"If you think I'm bad, wait until the drummer does a ten minute solo."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
"Sorry miss, I could have swore I heard your husband call for a horo."
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
"If you're wondering about the cartoonist's name, his parents really hated him."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
"If you think this looks stupid wait until the contrabass serpent guy shows up."
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
"U got the horn so why don't U blow it?"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"It's all part of our March Madness package."
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"Would you like to order dessert?" How about some Mousse T?"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
"What did I tell you darling? This is absolutely the only way to enjoy a deconstructed peanut and truffle foam with freeze dried cotton candy."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
"And how was the Moon Over My Hammy this evening?"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
"parp"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
I particularly like the idea that the tuba player is actually saying "parp"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
We're out of potatoes. But as I told the chef, we've got other tubas!"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
'Now a little something for the missus -- this is Rebirth Brass Band's "Pop that pussy"'
― Øystein, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
guys its not a tuba its a sousaphone.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
"guys, it's not a tuba. it's a sousaphone."
a souschefaphone?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 July 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link