"I do like the view."
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"so we're agreed, then- no boys"
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"The dinner service here is really something else."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Try the Bird's Nest Soup."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
The cell reception is excellent.
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"oh he breezes in when he feels like it, probably dragging along some slimy friend he's picked up from god knows where."
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"so this is life"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
"bough-house" is amazing, you should submit it
if you want to recast it: the architect thought we said "bough-house"
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
"It's strange how our entire dwelling seems to consist of a couch and a lamp"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"Dumpster diving really brings the city alive."
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe the big rat one actually has "We're gonna need a bigger cat." as an option. timely reference there, dudes.
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"On an unrelated note, I slept with your sister."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"LIVING IN A NEST IS FOR THE BIRDS LOLOLOLOL"
"Hey, at least it's CHEEP!! GET IT??? GET IT??"
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
"I never thought I'd say it, but I don't mind eating someone else's barf."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
Me, Tarzan think you, Jane and I should maybe see other people. Me, Tarzan, keeping the aero press.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"A strong wind could blow this house down, hyuk hyuk."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
"OK, that's all about the birds, now let's move on to learning all about the bees."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"And you said city living was for the birds."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"How did we get this couch up the ladder? And what are we plugging this lamp into? Our home makes no sense, and isn't funny."
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you think 'klossnet' is the name of our ISP?"
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we should see other pigeons."
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
"I really wish you would stop yelling that between songs."
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/05/13/p465/130513_contest_p465.jpg
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
"what can i say? i love fucking giraffes!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
After the first trial, it was roundly agreed that a simple height restriction wasn't going to achieve the desired result.
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
"Wouldn't it be crazy if this was how it happened!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
"Jesus."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"NO. SLEEP. TILL BROOKLYN!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"They've each learned another species' culture and will pass it on to future generations."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I can't believe we were worried about the rabbits."
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha, that should win
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
"We're on some Life of Pi shit."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
Dan ftw
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"We're too late," you said. "All the animals are drowned by now," you said.
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
"God has his way of doing things, and I have my way of doing things."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
"God is dead"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
It's in case we need girrafts.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
"what did you think it was going to be like living with richard branson in retirement?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Hold on, which one is 'cubits' and which one is 'giraffes'?"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
It's ok- God told me they'll evolve into whatever
― al leong the watchtower (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
"I know what God said, but how many people get a chance to actually realize their DREAM?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
'we bought a zoo'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
"do you still have a subscription to the New Yorker or do you mostly just read the content they offer for free online?"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Do you know what planet this is, son? EARTH"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
"What if...like, this is the Planet of the Giraffes and we're the rescued human pair!"
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i'd expect a drowning witch to be grateful
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
'... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm as surprised as you. I didn't think giraffes were carnivorous either."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I did love you, once, but the Deluge is my life now."
― lazulum, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link