It's not you, it's me.
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
"as sex, it was great, but as political metaphor, it was trite and hackneyed"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
"Ironically, this is the least dirty thing I've done all week."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"maybe if i go on top?"
― red shoe obituaries (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
"What's the matter? Can't get an election?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Politics sure make for strange bedfellows, huh?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Now that the session's over, what do we do about the bill?"
― red shoe obituaries (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
It happens to lots of nations.
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 April 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Did you just call me Statue of Liberty?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
She's just making that clicking, droning "aaaaa" sound from The Grudge.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 8 April 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
I fuck buildings
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 8 April 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
"I just noticed that the weirdest thing about this scene is the corded telephone"
― R = J - L (Leee), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
hey, scale model of the white house, where'd you come from, a movie set or something?
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
my name is janine, not jolene *giggles*
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
heyyyyy!
― Woody Ellen (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
"I really wish I could remove this Capitol Building finger trap"
― abanana, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/22/p465/130422_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:26 (eleven years ago) link
from the naked boardroom contest, I actually really like one of the nominees:"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That one won.
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
This one is troublesome. Why is the floor gravel. Who are they phoning? The rat or w/e is not enough of the focus, these cartoons are feast or famine and i cant take it any more
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Look, we've got to get him out of here already. He's turning 27 next week."
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Pets-R-Us don't have any tigers either, and he's getting mighty close to the end of the sports section."
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm trying to get him back to the rat race."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you said _______, but this is ridiculous!"
― the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
"apparently, Margaret Thatcher's died"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
i have to admit this made me chuckle a little bit
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"I know you said anthropomorphic rat, but this is ridiculous."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
"I dont care Richard, he hasnt paid his rent in three weeks and you need to go in there and talk to him
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
"If your experiment made him soooo smart, why is he reading the Sun?"
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
"I've explained it to pest control. They're consulting their ethics policies."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
"yes, yes, but think of the problems a giant cat would cause"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a mouse in the front room will you deal with it, I'm on the phone"
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Maybe you could garrote it with this corded phone we don't use anymore."
― Josefa, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_rat something about this plz
― eaumaille, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
also anything with 'kafkaesque'
"Burl Ives says he doesn't know, it's not on his list"
― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
"We asked for unheimlich. This is more Kafkaesque."
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
"They think I'm lying because apparently those things never leave the Fire Swamp."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
"If we call the police, won't we be just like him?"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
"did you ever notice how Todd is a goddamn rat"
― I've Seen rRootage (Will M.), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
"Careful-- Thomas Leonard told me he has a gun."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
"He keeps saying he's Billy Corgan."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
"What do you think he's gonna do with the newspaper after reading it?"
"Should I tell them there's a 'Mouse in the House' or a 'Rat in the House'? One sounds better, but the other one's probably more accurate."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Elwood, I can't stand this anymore. I thought we agreed one pooka was more than enough."
― eaumaille, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm calling mother. What a 'tail' this morning has been!"
― lazulum, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
"I thought he was YOUR uncle Frank!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
Lol at dig at our friend tom leonard
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
Tell him they can deliver a thin crust with Canadian bacon but they're all out of SQUEEEEEAK.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
"What's he look like? Uhhh, he's kind of a mousy-looking dude..."
― Poliopolice, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
egg finalists:
"Easy for you to say—you're cured!" "I'm always done in three minutes." "I always wake up dreading the morning."
jesus
― abanana, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link