yeah I like roberto's cremation one best so far. Wake and bake is funny but not the right style for the contest.
― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 March 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link
"And so we pay our last respects to a great leader, Fidel Gastro. Reagan had Reaganomics, Fidel had Gastroenteritis."
― Grampsy, Friday, 29 March 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
On that tip:
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... that's molecular gastronomy for you."
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Friday, 29 March 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
"Unfortunately it seems we've taken the concept of a 'roast' to literally..."
― FINNISH HIM! Tuomas wins... (snoball), Friday, 29 March 2013 09:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I dipped my balls in the soup."
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g9f7Irx.jpg
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
"I'M EGGCITED TO BE BACON THERAPY EGGAIN"
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"The problem is I came first."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
"I hope these sessions won't consist of you cracking a series of yolks."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Doctor Doctor I feel like I'm cracking up.""Don't worry, I've had rasher thoughts than that."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Help me doctor, I have this compulsion to write 'Victoria Roberts' on the carpet every time I walk into a room."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I know we're better off without them, but I miss the Wakey twins so much."
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"I contain a living being, but you are merely the end of a tasty dynasty"
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"I know I'm the one being analyzed here, but wearing shoes when you don't have feet seems like serious pedis envy to me."
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm an egg and you're a rasher of bacon! This is a totally unrealistic scenario! The cartoonist must be completely fucking mad!"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Is this couch made from fried bread? It's really uncomfortable."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
"Should I take my top off now, Mr. Cameron?"
BTW hate VR, I probably like Ros Chast better.
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
"To be quite honest, all I really want is some countertransference."
― Assurance T. Rex, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
"A feather quill? Really?"
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"Aha! I knew that William Shakespeare was really just an alias of Francis Bacon!"
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
"After the spontaneous abortion I've always felt like I've been carrying my baby with me."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"It feels like my soul is pecking at my shell, yearning to be rid of these mortal trappings."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
"I was told you were the one to see to help me with my fear of frying pans."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
"my last therapist was a vienna sausage but he had some weird ideas about my mom."
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't care whether someone is white, brown or green; mixing with ham is an abomination against God."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't think I have daddy-issues just because I look at cocks on the internet."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
this is a terrible cartoon"That's when I realized I don't need to be put together again, I need to get in touch with who I am""There's got to be more to life than just breakfast""It all started back when I was a chicken"
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
"My wife thinks I take things over easy."
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I doubt I'll ever get laid again."
― Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ winner
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
the key here is that the egg is HAPPY about something
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
laid is v good
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"sometimes i think there must be more to life than just being eaten"
― abanana, Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
"i keep having this recurring dream where i'm the only one without hollandaise sauce"
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
"I think we're making progress, I'm definitely coming out of my shell"
― Des Fusils Pour Banter (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm afraid if I let myself open up, I'll get burned. By the way, I can't stop laughing at your suit - it makes you look like a slice of bacon."
― Josefa, Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
from the naked boardroom contest, I actually really like one of the nominees:
"I was wrong, this meeting is still boring."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago) link
"It's such a relief to be part of a complete breakfast."
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Easter was wonderful -- it's the one time of year a man can put on makeup without getting weird looks."
(Oh, if anyone wishes to submit the "laid" one above, or some variation of it: please do! I'm ineligible to enter.)
― Øystein, Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
don't worry, i'm sure tom leonard has already done it
― Poliopolice, Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
tom's won that contest too!
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.fastcocreate.com/1682733/remembering-roger-ebert-aspiring-new-yorker-humorist-and-one-time-caption-contest-winner
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
"The ovisuction has done wonders for my self-esteem. I've got a new chick on top of me every night now."
― Øystein, Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
OK, here comes one more variation of the situation...
― Mark G, Monday, 8 April 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/04/15/p465/130415_contest_p465.jpg
"Now THAT was sexual congress."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
"So much for a hung parliament"
"Let's just say I expect some capital improvements."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 April 2013 12:33 (eleven years ago) link